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>>151746336The Coca Cola corporation did not invent Santa Claus.Thomas Nast did.
>>151746336Sex with the cat mom.
>>151746336I thought the little Santa was a shota. Wasted /ss/ material.
>>151746336Isn't Santa Claus based on Saint Nicholas? Does Christianity exist in this furry universe? What animal is Jesus?
heh
>>151746336Sex with the cat dad.
>>151746534A lamb
>>151746336Why is santa bear kinda
>>151746962>>1517469623d? I think the ads were cutting edge back then.
>>151747244Yeah for reference, VeggieTales and Jurassic park were the same year.
>>151747244That's some good 3d if so
>>151746336Why is her butt so big? What does it add to the jokes?
>>151746336>all green and warm out around christmaswhat are they in fuckin mexico? bitch can't draw a hoodie on a character?
>>151747522>what are they in fuckin mexico?Worse, Texas.
>>151746534Obviously a powerful LION who kills his enemies and has lots of sex.
>>151746534A sheep
>>151747563And a lion
>>151747612That's God
>>151747522Not everyone gets a traditional fall or winter
>>151746336Technically, they did uncover Saint Nicholas’s bones awhile ago and did a digital rendering of what he would have looked like.
>>151747522I think she's 'stralian
>>151746336Kitty was made for human men
>>151747522The rare Stingy reaction, huh? You know, when I first saw him, I just thought he was clinically insane to be thinking everything was his. Now I know his daddy’s rich, which may as well be the same thing.
>>151747522I live in colorado and there has been no snow
>>151748874No snow, you say? Despite what South Park tells us?
>>151747415>Why is her butt so big?So it can completely cover my face
>>151746534a polar bear just like santa
>>151748962believe me, it used to be really snowy here when I was a kid, but now there's only been snow like once this month where I live and it wasn't even that much
>>151746336Ha, pretty funny punchline
>>151747522People live close to the equator anon
>>151746534It's a well know myth. The deal is that the legend of saint nick had no consistent global visual interpretatio until the 1900s as each culture would portray him in different ways and with different characteristics (like Krampus or that Belgian black helper), then historians pinpointed that the image of modern Santa dated back to Coca-Cola advertisements, with the hat, the boots, the reindeers, so it was thought that it started thereThis was disproven as it was just a case lf survivor bias on the available art sources, they discovered several other advertisements and books decipting modern Santa dating way back, even from PEPSI
>>151746491real
>>151748812Which one?
>>151746336Fun fact, not only are his bones known, they've been leaking for the last 1700 years.
>>151753014The boy of course
Why did porn of them together just stop? Hell, porn for the series just stopped.
>>151746419And even then, he is based on a mix of the catholic figure of Saint Nicholas and the British icon from pagan tradition of Father Christmas.
>>151747323I did not know VeggieTales was out for 7 years before I heard of it. I also did not know the video title I have quoted for 25 years, where's God when I'm s-scared?, is the first episode.
>>151751307I thought the story was that while images of a modern Santa existed before a Coke campaign, Coke turned his traditional green clothes to red (which they didn't but they basically canonized it.)
>>151754182yes, but that mix becomes it's own original thing, you go down the rabbit hole enough and you can claim Christ invented Santa
>>151754210>they basically canonized itThat's the best way to summarize this. Much like how Tolkien didn't invent elves, hobbits, etc, his version are what became the bog standard of how everyone makes those races, so too did the Cola company establish what the "iconic" view of Santa was going forward.
>>151746336I was more of a three wise men kid
>>151754223>you go down the rabbit hole enough and you can claim Christ invented SantaI mean, he is directly based on St Nicholas, so yeah?There is a reason he is called Santa Claus. Or Old Nick.
>>151754135Where the hell are you looking?
>>151747522We had 3 days of heavy wind and rain, then a night of snow and it's sunny again now.
>>151754210It's just standardisation. The idea was the same but with Coke it was the exact same artwork being spread around.
>>151746336jesus christ this comic is so shit and so stupid. Why can't this bitch catch cancer and die?
>>151751307Dude Krampus is not based on St Nick
>>151754273That's half of Santa. He's also based on Odin
>>151746336I think I've heard that Coca Cola didn't invent Santa, they just took the Santa that already existed and put their own colors on him. Prior to that, Santa was more typically depicted wearing a yellow and green costume.
>>151746962I want to see her drink his cola straight from his white bottle
>>151755030See>>151754182He is mainly a mix of two traditional icons of solstice celebrations, Father Christmas (who actually predate Santa Claus) and usually was depicted as wearing green and Saint Nicholas who has always been wearing red.>>151754925Because Odin more or less became Father Christmas in the first place.
>>151749151Cute
>>151754883you're fucking retarded
>>151746336>no one has ever seen SantaI have never seen that be a part of Santa lore and any parent that tried to pass that one off on their kid fucked up in the first place. Of course people have seen Santa.
>>151756027They fucked up by not telling them the truth straight up
>>151748675And what’d he look like?
>>151754883Based but replace cancer with brutal rape
>>151746336She looking extra thicc in that last panel.
>>151751307>even from PEPSIShare this please
>>151747549Jesus never had sex.. he's not allowed
>>151756393He never scored for our sins...
