Thor>Thor is in a forest. He prays for Odin to help him survive the coming battle and return home to his daughter. Title card: “Thor will return in Avengers: Doomsday”.Doctor Doom>Doctor Doom is in a balcony overlooking Latveria. He is only seen from behind, so we only see his green cloak. He narrates how a reckoning is coming and opens a magic portal similar to Doctor Strange’s, but green rather than gold, and steps through it. Title card: “Doomsday begins.” Full teaser>No dialogue. Quick shots of all the confirmed characters minus the X-Men looking concerned and battle-worn. Culminates with a glimpse of an incursion, with the skies above the Avengers Tower in New York City cracking like in Spider-Man: No Way Home.
>>151746662So is Stark Latveria that universe's Santa Monica?
>>151746662This movie will be retarded
>>151746738and you WILL like it!
>no CarolNo care
>>151746662When this inevitably fails to make a billion, Disney will have no fucking clue where the hell they went wrong or understand how the hell it failed. It has everything>Nostalgia>RDK>Callbacks to Civil War>Pre MCU nostalgia and guest appearances>Gigantic ensemble just like End GameEvery single thing Feige knows to make a perfect winning movie....except the whole actually watchable movie with a coherent plot people can follow and be engaged with. He also appears to think nostalgia, callbacks, quips, and RDJ in every other scene is all a film needs to be an instant success.
>>151746833The scary part is that it will make a billion because the average MCU fag creams their pants at anything and Disney will keep churning out slop
>>151746886They should just to the Warhol thing and film 6 hours of Robert Downey Jr sitting around on a couch and sleeping. All the fans will love that.
>>151746934RDJ in a 6 hour MCU movie where he plays himself? PEAK! PAY THIS MAN 60 MILLION FOR ALL HIS HARD WORK NOW!
>>151746886>t it will make a billion because tnot anymore anon, is not neither 2016 nor 2017 nor 2018Let it go anon.yound adult novel adaptations are dead.
>>151746833I don't doubt it will make a billion, but a single billion for an Avengers movie would still be underperforming. First one made 1.5 billions and Endgame 2.7
>>151746662>[Doom] opens a magic portal similar to Doctor Strange’s, but green rather than goldgay and retarded, should have been a Doom teleport thingie.
>New York again
I expect it will probably do well enough to keep the train going but I would laugh so hard if it just bombs again and with the pure budget they sunk into this and still failed Disney just gives up, sells the Marvel IP to someone else and goes back to exclusively pandering to tween girls again. They might be more successful like that
>>151748012It's Marvel. Everything major is always gonna happen either in New York or in Space
>>151748036Nah, it can't be worse than what they did to Star Wars and they aren't anywhere near selling that
>>151747807people like you are the reason why there were no avengers movies at the end of phase 4 or 5. you think that everything has to get bigger and bigger and they need to make double as much as the last one. it’s why age of ultron was the last true avengers movie, it was small and simple. you normies think everything has to be endgame and so disney has to appeal to you. this is unironically your fault.
>>151748055If it were up to me it would've taken place in Utah
>>151747866it should’ve been that device that 838 reed richards was using in dr. strange 2
>>151746662Do they expect people to be hyped by this?
Do people even care about the Marvel movies anymore? Endgame wasn't great, but it was a full send off. Everything since then has just been wheelspinning as they try to get the next big thing off the ground. They spent an entire series of movies and TV shows implying there was going to be multiverse stuff, only to say in each one "Just kidding! No multiverse." And then a year after that they finally started doing multiverse For Real, only for Majors to sacked and the whole multiverse arc to be wrapped up in the Loki tv show.
>>151748106>people like you are the reason why there were no avengers movies at the end of phase 4 or 5It's not me that thinks that, it's the studio. I also think that trying to do an Infinity War/Endgame tier movie without a smaller scale Avenger movie in almost 10 years was a retarded move, that's what Kang should have been, just a planet level treat that cause a new team to come together and defeat in a single movie.
>>151746662I'm only gonna watch it if they bring back Kevin Nash as the Russian
>>151746833Whether it makes a billion or not depends, I guess, on whether the Avengers brand has cratered overseas the way other superhero brands have done.This was the year it became very clear that non-Anglo countries are mostly done with superheroes, and I doubt it's because Trump got in again because this was already happening before (and also Americans are also getting bored with superheroes, just slower).In a funny way I feel like Feige may have overcorrected for the era of Woke™ and decided he can get back to the good old days if he just puts a lot of white guys front and center. Everyone's pointed out that there are hardly any women announced for this, and the "teasers" are just telling us to be glad that one of the white dudes is back.Hopefully he'll find out that what people were complaining about was not actually that there were too many women and minorities.
>>151749371KWAB
>>151746662I just wanted Triumph and Torment, bro.
>>151749868If Feige knew that stories existed from before 2003 or so, he'd be about to adapt the stupid but fun original Secret Wars instead of Hickman's stupefyingly boring Secret Wars.
>>151748105You say that like the Star Wars sequel trilogy didn't make them 4 billion fucking dollars. Regardless of what you think of the quality of the story, they made bank when all was said and done.
>>151746662Chris Hemsworth is not a good actor.
>>151746783This is the only good thing I've heard about this movie.
>>151751867He's pretty funny
>>151749510There were too many women and minorities though.
>>151751000SW has lost Disney money, anon. The movies and TV shows have been a net loss when you factor in the costs of marketing and production. Not to mention on the merchandise still sitting on shelves.
I literally just want Sentry ripping some heads off, don't care about the rest
>>151746886>it will make a billionI think it will not make as much as Endgame, 2.8B, but it should make 1.5-2B easily, I suppose they are writing out The Fantastic Four, Black Captain America, Florence Pugh and all the ones that failed bigly.
>>151746662>Quick shots of all the confirmed characters minus the X-Men>>151746662>minus the X-MenYeah, I don't care. Let me know when we have some X-men stuff.
>>151752927He is, but Thor ain't meant to be that type of retarded funny.
>>151746662>Thor's daughter who
>>151755572Thora
>>151754193A Sentry fan out in the wild? Will wonders never cease
>>151755837Shalom, brother.
