I'm a virgin
There's nothing wrong with that.
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>>151747475It's okay to be a virgin
Really do wish there was a Duckman spinoff that focused on Duckman being a competent investigator who helps the police find crooks with the help of his family and Cornfed, who still remains the loyal sidekick but is more skilled in hand-to-hand combat in addition to being a general renaissance man.
>>151747475she made me feel weird things as a kid
>>151747475>virgin*yoink*
>>151747475We call it being a wizard round these parts.
>>151747475Either lower your standards, get low self esteem, or corpse OP.
>that time Homer was on DuckmanWas this the first real Simpsons crossover?
>>151747694>>151749323Not in Cornfed's case>Was quite literally going to die if he didn't have sex because of a genetic abnormality
does a blowjob count as losing your V card?
>>151747475Are they still considered virgins if they masturbate, given they probably share the same dick?
>>151750326No, the Seasame Street cameo came before this
>>151750620Oral to a man countsOral to a woman doesn't
>>151747694Whatever helps you sleep at night
>>151750620Nope it has to be the real deal
I always wonder if Bernice is supposed to have fat legs (and butt) or not
>>151753319One of those things where there's a good amount of both fat and muscle but since the fat is obscuring any visual muscle it makes them look as if they're entirely chunky. She could probably squat a ton of weight.
>>151747475That'll do, pig
>>151753319Given the way she works out and the time this is supposed to be she is likely doing those stereotypical 80's workouts that emphasize the legs.
>>151747475He said that a little too confidently...
>>151747475
>>151747475Cornfed was a virgin despite all the bitches he had on the show?
For me it's the prison wardenOr Bernice (but she has a kind of shitty personality)>>151759327What bitches?
Mr Duckman, you've now acted out 5 Leprechaun movies, 6 Puppet Master movies and 9 Maniac Cop movies>tfw only Leprechaun and Puppet Master actually reached those numbers>Justice for Cordell
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>>151749429>spinoff that focused on Duckman being a competent investigatorIt's like asking for the Aqua Teens to actually solve crimes, it's antithetical to he characters. competence would completely break Duckman as he is. A Duckman that's successful (through competence) is just no Duckman at all.
>>151750620>>151751310I gave oral to a girl when I was 18.I got oral from a girl when I was 22.And I finally stuck my dick in a Vagina when I was 28.So when did I lose my virginity?
>>151765719Just average it to around 23, maybe 24
>>151764603Where other 98
>>151747690>>151747707People find this funny? This is fucking autistic..
>>151766909Nigga you on 4chan what else did you expect?
>>151766909Where do you think we are?
