Would Hazbin Hotel improve significantly if Alastor was a woman?
>>151748797i would be masturbating more than usual
>>151748797Yes. Unironically. Also Charlie should be a guy.
>>151749771
>>151748797alastor is the sole reason why Vox is a problem in the present.
Hazbin Hotel would improve significantly if Charlie was my wife
>>151751126Where are her organs
>>151751962in my mouth
>>151751962She's a spiritual entity, it doesn't really matter as long as they stay in her body.
>>151751962in hell
>>151751962Somewhere your fat ass can't eat them. >:P Jealous are we landwhale?
>>151749771Why is she called Charlie anyway?
>>151754671her name is Charlotte Morningstar but she goes by Charlie since she's a lesbo
>>151754671What's wrong with Charlie, it's a cute name.
>>151754671Charlie is a nickname for Charlotte has been for decades. It’s so common for me because I listened to the 8th doctor audio adventures.
>>151751126I'll never get why people draw fem Alastor with big boobs. He's a twink, more snatched than all females in the show
>>151748797No I could never take him seriously
>>151749771sex
>>151755167Misogynist much?
>>151748797>Male Alastor>Cringe, tryhard, a fraud>Female Alastor>Hng, need radio demon mommyI don't get it. Is this what being a woman is like? I think Alastor is overrated, but fem Alastor would be the perfect waifu.
>>151756193>seething creole edgelord autistic cannibal femme fatale radio host from the 30s who only acts caring to Charlie and NifftyAt least we'd have some actual demon woman rep in the supposedly "female-focused" show
Imagine vox pulling the string from femalastor tits.Imagine the scene where vox electrocutes her and calls her his bottomless bitch.Imagine the parts where he makes her dance with his cordsImagine his cords not subtle at all pressing her tits.
>>151756814I can't believe Femlastor's rejection mindbroke Vox so hard he turned gay for a pimp from Florida
>>151756814>bottomlessbottomest
>>151756193Alastor is also treated like Daddy by most of the fandom, femAlastor is also a cringe, tryhard fraud, she just also got nice tits.
>>151756243This ship would be so cute if it was straight. Sadly fujos run the world and they had to make my man Vox ultra gay.
>>151759435I have to say the fanart is kino, sadly it would have still been written by Viv's team so nothing would have changed in terms of quality
Boy Charlie x Fem Alastor is cute.
I like male Velvette.
>>151760700Gayyyyyy
>>151748797>>151752859Alastar
>>151760619How does femalastor sound like? I can hear her sounding like nifty but i bit more mature like Rossie, also kinda like velvet but a bit more high pitch.
>>151760943Doesn't fit the original time period at all but when I think about smug radio hosts the first thing that comes to mind is always Deb of the Night from VTMBhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=HLp6vQ6_yKU
Charlie is a bad Protagonist.
>>151761853How do we fix her?
>>1517619251. Have her stop being fucking retarded.2. Have her actually use her authority and power in constructive ways. She doesn't have to be a Tyrant.3. Have realize and admit she needs to et her shit together.4. Have her connect with and understand the people(Sinners) she is trying to help. She currently knows nothing about them.5. Have her realize she is IN HELL and stop singing Disney songs about Rainbows and Flowers as her sale pitch.6. Have her actually delve into what Redemption and Damnation are and how those things work.7. Have her consult the actual rulers of Hell such as her Father the King, the Sins and the Overlords to learn about how things actually are in Hell.8. Have her get real and come out of the autistic lala land she is living inside of in her head.
>>151748797>big titsAlastar would be flat and still asexual.Also, two words: Vagina Dente
>>151752859Artists who draw boobs like this are so pornbrained they can't tell how bad their art looks
>>151756814>you now understand the fujos
>man eater stars playing
Toxic yaoi fan fiction levels of writing and ugly designs. Nobody is funny.Nobody is cool.Everyone is cringe.
>>151748797was anyone else annoyed by the amount of lyrics that called back to previous songs? it felt so self congratulatory
>>151762589>nowI am the fujos
>>151754671Her original name was Charlie Magne (pronounced main)And WHY was her name originally a reference to Charlemagne? No fucking idea! :)
Hear me out>Hazbin Hotel but Charlie and Alastor are genderswapped>Protective Vaggie vs Dommy Mommy Alastor
>>151763887i will now watch your show
>>151763887Male Charlie would be too similar to Lucifer. Emphasize the "let's all be friends" attitude to differentiate them more (Since Lucifer doesn't give a shit about sinners) and you just end up with blond Steven Universe
>>151762000>Have her realize she is IN HELL and stop singing Disney songs about Rainbows and Flowers as her sale pitch.Absolutely not.That what makes her fun. What she actually should do is lean more into her bratty asshole behaviour to get what she wants. She's too toothless right now
>>151764354Basically she should be friendly to people who are friendly to her but if they are misbehaving she should befriend them by force.
>>151756243This. If you took Alastor's personality and put it in a female body, and didn't change anything else, she'd actually be pretty interesting. Too many people focus on the hnng demon mommy fapbait bullshit and don't really consider how interesting the show could be with a femAlastor.Plus, it'd make her rivalry with Lucifer a lot funnier, because it'd go from "oh shit, this guy is trying to replace me" to "SHE ALREADY HAS A FUCKING MOTHER YOU FUCKING SKANK".
>>151764470>SHE ALREADY HAS A FUCKING MOTHER YOU FUCKING SKANKI finally get Alastor x Lucifer holy shit
>>151764470But then he'd overlap with the actual demon mommies Lillith and Roo
>>151764535You could justify it with some pretentious stuff about motherhood or the Madonna-Whore complex
>>151764470>"SHE ALREADY HAS A FUCKING MOTHER YOU FUCKING SKANK"."When she's around~.">cue Lucifer going nuclear on femAlastor and screaming at her to get the fuck out of the hotel
>>151763877It honestly makes more sense then Morningstar. Morningstar is a title/role not a last name, Magne makes more sense cause it just means "the great".
>>151754671Hell is fiery and stuff so she has a name with "Char" in it
>>151763887sex with charlie
>>151763887Nah Vagie should be a boy too.
>>151748797Being this retarded and obnoxious would be at least a little more realistic so I guess
I feel the show tries too hard to make Carmilla sympathetic when at the end of the day she's still just another slave owner like all the other Overlords, plus unlike them she's selling Sinners the means to permanently murder one another which is arguably worse than most of the rest.
>>151765903Carmilla does not portray herself as a saint or even a good person, she just does what benefits her.
When Vox goes to sleep does he just turn his screen off, displays a screensaver, or just his regular face with closed eyes? If he snored, could you mute him? Does he have a remote?There are so many funny things Viv could do with having a TV character, and aside from displaying color bars when hurt and Baxter muting him, we don't see much TV specific stuff with Vox, it's sadly very underutilized
>>151751962Where are organs in normal alastor?
>>151766272He ate his own organs
>>151766417Alastora would never
>>151760943>How does femalastor sound like?https://youtu.be/-91jLuPRXLU
>>151762555What is wrong with boobs? Looks normal
>>151766468Why you think so?
>>151764354She doesn't have to stop singing Disney songs, she just has to stop singing songs about Hugging Kittens and Picking Daffodils to Sinners as her method of convincing them to be better. Her idea of being good is superficial and meaningless at best, see Speed Run.
>>151768303It's called a joke. Speedrun to redemption is a joke song and it's actually a banger. Don't take the comedic moments literally.
>>151768507>Don't take the comedic moments literallyBut she really does think just behaving textbook good would be enough. Have we ever seen her actually try to understand her people and the society they built for themselves?
>>151766417This is way too submissive and demure for femAlastor. If she's fucking you, expect to be dominated (by force if necessary).
>>151768637She also tries to dress up Angel in Pentious' outfit and make him speak like a snake. Doesn't mean that she actually thinks that's what gets him into heaven. The point is that the show is just making her throw shit at the wall and seeing what sticks for comedy.Plus she does eventually figure out that Pentious was redeemed through selflessness and that they have to act against their personal sin.
>>151769011Maybe it's part of her mastermind plan
>>151765642>draw lesbos>call them boys
>>151748797Man, Roo is going to take this board by storm whenever Vizie introduces her.
>>151756243>"female-focused" show>All men are either loudmouthed sociopaths with insatiable sexual tension for each other, literally Chad from highschool, weeping woobies, or infallible father figures>Main woman is a clumsy failure who is doted on by all the men>Other women are bitches, that one girl she experimented with in college, and the mother figures she wished she had>All problems are solved by singing out your feelings or daddy bailing you out>Lots of bright colors and upbeat tunes to yap about everything being fucked and admitting you'll do nothing about it but you've accepted it and somehow this is a good thingThe problem with this show is that it's TOO female-focused, as in it's an utterly honest and unabashed look into the mind of a woman self-inserting into her deviantart scribbles. This is literally the same mentality that made Twilight and 50 Shades of Grey blow up, except somewhat more ashamed of it's own horniness and trying to overcompensate by pandering to every form of horniness at once.
>>151763887Wait, wait, wait.That's just Jimmy Two-Shoes.
>>151769977Female-focused as in, Viv said in some tweet that Helluva is about the male cast while Hazbin would have focused on the girls. Which is clearly false since Charlie is a complete nothingburger in her own show, and Vaggie is just her tardwrangler gf despite having a potentially very interesting role and backstory as a fallen angel.
>>151770075>Helluva is about the male castMakes sense considering the show doesn't give a shit about anything other than gay Blitzø/Stolas drama. Fuck, even Millie and Loona exist primarily as support characters, they don't really have much in the way of intrigue or personalities of their own.
>>151770075Given Vivzie also seems to think Charlie is literally her, I honestly get the impression she THOUGHT she pulled it off successfully but just wrote what she knew. And so, ended up writing what I described.
>>151770075>some tweetHere it is, the actual term was "female-led" stories
>>151770115Hey, hey, that's not fair.The show ALSO cares about reminding you Asmodeus and Fizz have a loving relationship. Hell the shoe even retconned Asmodeus from a falseflagging bully to someone who'd happily let Stolas into his office to hear him out.
>>151770117>female-ledDid any female did anything in this season besides following a male lead? Hell, even Rosie ended the season on a submissive role
>>151770115>Millie's only drama as of now is that she's pregnantLolLmao even
>>151770140In Vivzie's mind, being coddled by a tall calculating sociopath who loves you and only you is the highest state of being for a women. That is why Carmilla, who is supposed to be this steely ironmonger, is constantly pining for Zestial to pat her head. It is the Twilight Instinct for women resurfacing again, I'm telling you.Wait, I got it. Velvette. Velvette was the one to decide the Vees should contribute to the Care Bear Stare, even if Val was still the one to actually manhandle Vox.
>>151770274It's funny that Velvette considers herself the backbone of the Vees but the one who ends up taking Vox's role is Val, who as we all know clearly has great impulse control
>>151770274And Vel went against Vox first. Yeah, she's good. Ironically she's part of the villain group, kek
>>151770300>got info out of Carmilla by needling her when Zestial was too tricky to crack>constantly having to put up with Vox's power trips and Val's crashouts (remember when Vox went from the "Our brand is perfection!" guy in S1 to "WE SHALL ASCEND THE HEAVENS AND BECOME AS GODS" guy who explains his plans with Charlie-style crayon scribbles in S2?)>Simultaneously managing a thriving social media account AND the Vees' fashion department while Vox got completely derailed by Alastor showing up and Val pines for Vox's attention>Fought THE Adamslayer 1v1 and lived to tell the tale>Bit the bullet and roped Val into the Care Bear Stare for the sake of the brandYou know what? The bar is set so low that I say she's earned it. She probably put Val there because she knows he'd need the attention as consolation for Vox trying to kill them all while she does all the shit that actually matters.The black lesbian girlboss legitimately is more mature and locked in than the men in the Vees.
>>151770274>being coddled by a tall calculating sociopath who loves you and only you is the highest state of being for a women.Do you have any idea how many threads about loving evil women appear on this site? Granted half of those people want to reform them with their cocks, but at least half want to be their dogs, and some want both at the same time.
>>151770551Has it been stated she was black as a human? She has a cockney accent?
>>151770117And thus we need a third story where straight relationships are in the spotlight, presumably by huge, buff demons that wouldn't look out of place in Doom or Warhammer. Bonus point if it's inspired by Primal or other serious cartoons.
