>A drow queen who lived +1000 years>Easily believed the words of a male drow wizard without verifying them>Killed her own general while the war was still ongoing.What the hell is her problem? Even lolth-sworn drow matriarch wasn't as foolish as her.
Brain damage from repeated reincarnations. I would rather see this entire plot get hijacked by the sea monster cult which I assume Mollymauk was involved in and Fjord is the chosen one of.
I hope Essek dies
>>151754955Who else caught the scandlan book. I tried to read the top part but ut was blurry.
>Ep 5: Kills off Halfing tomboy hottie>Ep 6: Kills off redheaded solider hottie>Ep 7: Kills off 2 ebony MILF hottiesWhat the fuck is this shows problem?
>>151754955dommy mommy
>>151755501We still have Elf Milf.
what does she smell like?
>>151756501She probably has the same level stink as Caleb
Fjord has to eat all the eyeballs.
>>151755381Saw the Scanlan book.Also appreciated the cameo by Braius during the temple vanadlizing.
>>151755209If this is follow by "choking on Caleb's cock" then you may get your wish.
>>151756183This bitch is so gonna die when it moves on from Icky-thong plot to Sea God//Molly Mauk plot.
>>151755010I wonder who betrayed me>The heretic that lied about his mother's (my lesbian gf) illness.or>The loyal general who keep crying about dying before ever having children.The answer is obvious. She was blinded by the fishy pussy of the dementia granny.
>>151754955>>151755010>Who betrayed me?>This general who was the sole survivor of an attack that killed hundreds of soldiers and refuses to explain his miraculous escape?>This scholar who has some naive opinions about our faith, but just plunged a dagger into his own mother's chest to prove his loyalty?
>>151756617Shit. I need to make an edit of this now.
Anyone else find it funny that if Essek had just let his general friend die, his mother wouldn't have found out he betrayed the country (leading to her death) and the general would have had his soul get the suck like his army (meaning he could be resurrected).Hilariously, Essek stole the worst possible outcome out of the jaws of a very middling outcome. It's almost impressive.
>>151756617>>151756923
>>151756617>>151757555>enter tempel of the gods>mhhhh, my visions might be caused by a god or something>doesnt do basic research as to what god (if any) fit the description of hisDoes Fjord have stupid?
>>151754955I need feet art of her NOW
>>151757698He chose to be a sailor in a setting with sea monsters.
>>151757698>doesn't do basic researchHow? This isn't a setting where you can Google "sea gods with many eyes and tentacles" and get 10,000 results. The only way for someone like Fjord to do this kind of research would be to either stumble upon someone with that information or to maybe do research at some kind of library or archive like those kept by the Cobalt Soul... which he doesn't have access to.
I know this show has a pretty brutal tone, but I could've done without the botched execution scene.
>>151757869>botchedI mean... she's dead. Sounds like a success to me.
>>151757905It took more than one stroke to kill her which is considered a botch.
>>151757856>exist in a setting with 12 good gods >and 8 or 9 bad onesI mean... walk into a temple and ask the local priest about the gods? Ask about what temples exist and which god is worshipped where?Vasselheim is a thing, a entire nation-state wholly dedicated to the 12 good gods. Its not like this is secret knowledge.
>>151757938Everyone's a critic.
>>151757869>>151755501Ryona fags have been eating well.
>>151757945>I mean... walk into a temple and ask the local priest about the gods?Credit where it's due, that's exactly what he did. He's just impatient and got overly excited when he got inspired for a way to contact his god and cut the interview short.
>>151757985Yeah, fair. He got the basic idea but forgot the ask "So which one in the divine family is related to the sea? Oh, the Wildmother? So... is she usually depicted as a tentacled monster with yellow eyes and a male voice? No? Oh.... mh."
>>151758013Molly needs to stop enabling cultists.
>>151754955Is this based off some faggy theater kid youtuber's campaign?
>>151758368yes
>>151755501They are likely npcs so you're not supposed to care about them. Them making them attractive is so you at least can fap to their bodies
>>151758400>They are likely npcs so you're not supposed to care about them.This is why this franchise doesn't really work as a show
>>151758270Never stick your dick in crazy
>>151758445It really does. It's just more realistic, somewhat like GoT used to be. Obviously there are characters who are mostly immune to dying (the protagonists, for example) but what happens to the rest is a gamble.
>>151754955The problem is you're a retard kicking and seething "that's not how drow work" with a work of fiction that never even said the word "drow." Even in the podcast you were told their civilization changed long long ago. In this their civilization NEVER resembled D&D drow.
>>151758270Someone had to clean this up.
>>151758606Is this set up for the barbarian girl to go "you stink good" and then mouth fuck her?
>>151759060god I hope so
Male dominated society>Waits for proof of crime>Arrests wizard>Tortures criminal>Monarch personal meets with condemned>Given chance to redeem self>Accuser executedFemale dominated society>Kills you for nose bleeds>Believes the word of the first accuser >Not given a chance to defend self>Immediately executedWho are we supposed to cheer for again?
>>151759103Why is Sokka and Donatello in a bathhouse together?
>>151758609There has to be a better term for this because realistic or gritty or dark don't really fit the show at all. Is just "graphic" the best term here?
>>151759160>Fjord dumped this as soon as the job was doneI mean, I respect his intelligence but is his dick broken?
>>151754955Aren't matriarchal drow and lolth not a thing in critical role's setting?
>>151759182Jester's office hot. She's only attractive because the other woman options are a bull dyke and a man-voiced goblin with alcoholism.
>>151754955>>151755010I thought she would have been told the truth and just blamed it on the orc to have Essek save her with the device, making her a hypocrite who wants to spare herself while killing others with her disease. But we didn’t see that so who knows, maybe I’m thinking the show is smarter than it is.
>>151757869It has a brutal tone and then it does shit like this >>151759160 it’s very inconsistent. It’s trying to emulate Game of Thrones and being very bad at it. It’s strengths lie elsewhere, but maybe Prime Video wanted some HoD money and told them to amp up the gore.Though, ironically, it lacks the actual standout element from GoT which is the feeling that anyone can die. And from what I’ve heard of this campaign, they’re too chicken for that.
>>151758609Thats kinda retarded. Game of thrones kills off the mc in the first season.
Im here for ryona can someone post some instead of just saying it happens?
>>151759221>Goblin mother denied her Stabsfähnrich der Stasi
>>151756801>>151756860It's a trick question, they are both traitors.
>>151759287Will Jester's mother accept half orc grandchildren?
>>151757742So? Someone has to capture the fish, plus imagine how much meat there is one a sea monster
>>151759464Quarter Orc and Tieflings are like Asari from Mass Effect and at most their kids will have slightly pointier teeth.
>>151759483And tentacles, considering he's a Warlock.
>>151759564What 18 con 10 str does to a motherfucker.
>>151759564But enough of Jester’s fantasies
>>151758606at least they're establishing that she's got a type
>>151759105Note that a key part of (above) was that the accuser wasn't wrong - he did steal the thing and start a war, he just made a convincing (to the king at least) argument that it doesn't matter. Cobalt Soul lady was still executed for *perjury* though.Both sides executed someone for a crime they didn't commit.
>>151759564I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
>>151759105>>151759891So the answer is clearly anarchy
>>151759930Or just not letting your society be run be zealots, asshats, or monsters.
>>151759908Tags: all the way through, stomach bulge, urethra insertion >>151759984Yes anarchy
>>151758270>Woe, cake be upon you
>>151759908Anon, that's the mother of Jester's children.
>>151757555Trips confirm perfection. Zero notes
I have consumed an entire box of mint cookies and reached a higher plan of existence.
>>151760089>all according to cookiekaku*>*translator's note: 'cookiekaku' means 'plan'
>>151760216Im gonna FUCK that tiny green goober and NONE OF YOU can stop me
>Be Bren>Go solo for 5 seconds>Defeated instantlyWhat was the point of this scene? His familiar fucked him.
>>151760132But seriously, don't buy this shit, they put something in it to make you keep eating them.
>>151760263to show us he is a suicidal retard that needs the Nein. Its literally the point of the entire episode. These fuck ups need each other and cant just go on alone
Just caught up. Ready for this monday.
>another Luda teasesneaky bastard, i see what you are doing
>>151760284>Nigger let Bren liveWas his ass that good? He was the one saying "we need to finish this permanently" and they all killed their own parents, so give me a good reason for Bren to be alive right now.
>>151760561>Chaosfags
>>151760369>Sokka sodomizes the less than incredible hulk circa 2025
>>151759506>>151759564>patron diety just strait up makes it so he can breathe underwater without any input from Fjord himselfFilthy tabletop-let here, but is that how it works? Isn't there some kind of contract or spell or something that needs to be enacted in order for something like that to occur?
>>151760284>It's about family
>>151760646its not a 1 to 1 translation of the tabletop, they obviously take some creative liberties.
>>151760646He's a warlock, he gets a couple spells that he can use passively or an infinite number of times.His patron makes it so he can breath underwater naturally and have a swim speed. Fjord literally just doesn't understand his own powers.
>>151760674https://dnd5e.wikidot.com/warlock:fathomlessit literally is in this case.
>>151754955Why are her eyes blue? Only Drow that are followers of Eilistraee have blue eyes.
>>151760747Because this isn't Forgotten Realms.Do you have another stupid question to ask?
>>151760747Because this isnt the Forgotten Realms, but Exandria? And these arent Toril-Drow? Why would Forgotten Realms rules apply to these Drow?
>>151760717Ah, I see. My only real exposure to DnD rules is BG3, and that's a tweaked version of 5e, from what I understand. Thanks for the clarity, anon
>>151760646Warlocks get an invocation called 'Gift of the Deep' or something like that around level 3 or 4 which grants water breathing and a better swim speed. It's happening a little out of order here, but it's for handwavey 'rule of cool' reasons which work for the narrative, so it's fine.
>>151760804nvm, I stand corrected, fathomless gets it at level 1>>151760717good catch
>>151755501CR2 is gay as fuck
>>151760804I mean sure, Fjord in campaign was a Hexblade warlock but as they've clearly shown from the beginning he's basically a Blade Warlock bound to some kind of Kraken god aka a Depths warlock in lore and in the animation.In fact, they've notably been going out of their way to make things different from the campaign, like Bren being alone in the magic shop or Molly's carny team all dying.
>>151760747>something something humanizing the racewhat now chuddie you will be telling me drows can't have viltigo or what
>>151760786>ExandriaI don't know what that is.
>>151760889The name of the planet where all of Critical Role's campaigns take place? What the actual fuck made you think it's has been Forgotten Realms this whole time?
>>151760884That picture genuinely made me sick to my stomach.
>>151760889the planet the show takes place on
>>151760908Because why wouldn't it be Forgotten Realms? Who the fuck pays enough attention to Critical Role "lore" to know what fucking planet they're on?
>>151760884this just makes me want an uncle ruckus drow who believes he's a pureblood high elf that was cursed.>ya can't trust these damned purpleskins! i'd kill em mahself, but the high elf's got better spell slots!
>>151760944Because nowhere it says this is a show made by the people who own the Forgotten Realms? Critical Role doesnt hold the IP.
Quick, prove you aren't a snowflake by making an OC RIGHT NOWHuman Sword Bard (Venerable Age)>Nobleman, became a freeblade knight to escape inheritance fight>Performance is chronicling the achievements of his noble line in song.>Aesthetic: duelist and an aged old knight, long gray beard, thinning hair under a wide brimmed hat.>Personality: moralfag, chivalric to his core, cocky duelist
>>151760944>Because why wouldn't it be Forgotten Realms?It'd be an absolute licensing *nightmare*, for one. DnD has always been about people making up thier own shit. Hell, it's canon that there's a multiverse where literally everyone's campaign's happen in thier own self contained world's, FR and Critical Role's just being two of them.
>>151760944Because retard-anon, there's this thing call intellectual property rights and Critical Roll can't make a story set in the Forgotten Realms without paying Wizards of the Coast lots of money.Do you understand retard-kun?
>>151759357An absolute waste of a chocolate milf.
Does this show have the large muscular woman get naked?
>>151761065God i wanna see that head give head
>>151761065Don't worry, that executioner got good use out of it.Holy fuck the barbarian woman has literally only appeared for one scene in one episode.
>>151755501>>151756183>>151758400>>151758445>>151760821are you people retarded?
>>151761093Neck or mouth?
>>151761071t b h Beau doesn't count she is twig
>>151761102just like in the campaign lmao
>>151757856>>151759891fuck this whole time I thought they were saying "Kobold soul" yes I did think that was strange and no I'm not retarded
>>151761140>Be Fjord>Be weak and easily bullied>Basically doomed to die an incel>Gigachad Captain gives him a job aboard ship>Almost die>Eldritch Fish god gives you magic powers>Virgin prostitute demon girl throws her pussy at youIs there a single person more lucky than him?
>>151761206Anybody who doesn't watch the show
>>151761102That's because her player was busy filming a show during the first half of the campaign so her character was in and out of the story at random. I guess they'd rather remove the few bits she was in and delay her introduction than try to retroactively write her to be more present
>>151761155>koboldfuck i hope they adapt spurt
>>151761017>Human>Fighter>A guy with a short sword and shield>Wants moneyI win
>>151761315Looks good to me!we have our face (me)our tank (You)now we just need a Cleric and Wizard!
>>151761116I dont see why the show would kill off this many women unless they are just npcs so they dont matter. What's the appeal otherwise of killing hot girls?
>>151761340>What's the appeal otherwise of killing hot girls?Probably the same people that get off to being decapitated while they jerk off.
>>151761017>Dragonborn Sorcerer>Draconic bloodline (duh)>casts spells but also isn't afraid to get into the fray with his spear/glaive/long pointy stick>wears long ropes over draconian scales and looks *damn good* doing it>chaotic good, not really looking to save the world if it doesn't suit him, but he's not just gonna let you murder a child in his presenceAlso, name my band
>>151761017>Halfling Ranger (female)>Beastmaster (mountain wolf pet>Cavalier, mounted combat specialist >Energetic, cocky girl on a journey of self discovery as is tradition within her Halfling clan
>>151757869I remember reading something as a kid, that the guillotine and the whole ace beheading was not always a clean cut. After X amount of execution the blade would often dull. And execution were the only form of entertainment so people would often chewr if there were multiple cuts.
>>151761628>there are accounts of the condemned and/or thier family bribing the headsman so that he would actually sharpen his blade to make sure the death was quick and painless (relatively speaking)
>>151761751>Jester opening the Empire's first central bank.
>>151761477>Twinks and Scales
>>151761887i need an edit where we can see her nipples
>>151761525Why does this qt goblina hide her face? She's adorable
>>151760369Don’t tell Jester
>>151762025can we not
>>151762138SorryI'll keep myself thread relevant
>>151756860>but just plunged a dagger into his own mother's chest to prove his loyalty?THAT's a loyalty test? Maybe it's been too long since I've run a drow-based scenario, but if I know drow, that's a borderline reward.>hm>I COULD be tortured to death>OR I could be given the opportunity to kill my matriarch who sees me as a tool and has profoundly warped my sense of self-worth in ways that would boggle Freud's mindI popped in here because I saw D&D and wondered if the show was worth watching, so I can only assume things work differently in this setting because otherwise the expected answer is>absolutely, hand me that knife real fast
>>151762170na i am jsut talking about i have seen so much of those edits they are boring to me now
>>151761017>Hill Dwarf Cleric/Druid>A disheveled, elderly dwarf in verdant cloaks with a scraggly beard riddled with leaves and bits of moss.>Songs are often sung of the first and second sons of great lords, but few bards get as far as mentioning a seventh son like Gerrald. After coming to believe his people's lust for gold and power had led them astray, he abdicated his distant claim for the throne and left the mountains, becoming a steward to the woods and a servant to The Watcher Over Wanderers. Though content to spend his days communing with nature, Gerrald 'Greenbeard' will often come to the aid of travelers in need, or wander into town to regale any taverngoer willing to buy him an ale with lore and legends of his people.
>>151758606Is she gay or bi? I need to know if I have a chance.
>>151762003goblins are scum
>>151762422we never saw any evidence of her being bisexual but every critical role character is at least heteroflexible/homoflexible
>>151762453If hope is the best we can do, then I'll take it.
>>151754955Goblin mom is cute
>>151762489>beau's bo
>>151761017>make an OC right now>not having a backlog of characters that you'll never get to playngmi
>>151761946This. Make them long and twisted.
>>151762850I hate that feel, I've been sitting on a rogue I've wanted to play for years.
>>151754955Caleb whole big deal about trying to bringing his cat backNott and Jester later talking about eating cats
>>151762984BlG MEATY PAWS
>>151762971I've had a Sorcerer banging around in my head for ages that I really want to play someday. Maybe I'll get a chance in our next campaign when we move to Draw Steel.
>>151757698Yes
>>151761628That's true for the axe, but the guillotine is literally made to prevent this.
I want Jester to peg me.
I want everybody in this show to be straight
I have an idea. take this show, and replace Beau with Dolly
>>151763314I understand.
>>151763433why?
>>151755501Kill off a male or ugly female character and nobody bats an eyelash. Kill off an attractive female character and the audience will get agitated and possibly generate some outrage discourse(ie free publicity). Violence against attractive women is in a different category of luridness than violence against any other type of adult, and is more effective at provoking the audience. It's just how humans are wired.
>>151754955This wasnt in the campaignAlso the plot especially the side plots arent well written
>>151763731>This wasnt in the campaignNeither was the crew having a ridiculous three-way fight at the carnival, but here we are.
>>151763625take your meds
What character has the best porn?
>>151755501Guro bros we are so fucking back
LOL Bou looks like an anorexic Sokka instead of a strong Korra lmao at marisha
>>151755501YOU'LL GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT, DAMN IT!
>>151763433Beu tried dyking it up todayCaleb got blacked in his backstoryJester has a penisThe Barbarian laat episode is a dykeFjord dreams of burly ship captainsMollymack has slept with men alreadyThe only straight character is the Goblin.
>>151763913Sorry I need some elaboration on Jester's penis if you don't mind
>>151754955Download link for the latest episode please!
>>151763913dude seek some help your mind is broken
>>151764006Check the usual places.>What are the usual pl---Fuck off.
>>151763964Gift of the Traveler, granted so that she could peg Fjord. No way does that boy top.
>>151763964When Tieflings were first introduced to dnd they weren't their current form, they basically had a table of random mutations from horns, hoofs, barbed skin, hermaphroditism, etc.>>151764083No joke answer is that only Fjord, Jester, and the Goblin are straight in the sense that Fjord and Jester marry, and the Goblin has a husband + Child. Every other character should be homosexual by the ending if they follow the campaign, not sure about the Nature Cleric that replaces Molly.Happy now?
>>151754955sounds like complete BS and doesn't make any sensethis is why I'll never touch anything related to critical roll
>>151764815I like going to [usual place] fellow pirate, what's your favorite [dmca-able domain]? Oh who am I? I am [anon], you?
>>151764951But then you won't see Jester use her superior strength to amazon position him.
nott has 3 brothers
>>151763964>>151764951>>151765006
>>151764815I'm new, so I have no idea what those places are.
>>151754955Anyone got a mega for ep7? it's not up on the usual places
a party member is definitely dying in the S1 finale. Last digit decides who kills them.1-2 Yasha 3-4 Trent 5-6 Essek7-8 Astrid/Eadwulf9-0 Random guard/Kryn soldierDubs The person kills himself/herself
>>151764083Your show is woke
>>151765150>he doesnt know
>>151765062>he thinks its one anon.
>>151765150Okay ummm....Mollymack with an Ogre slaver in.... the middle of nowhere!
>>151761017Human, College of Lore Bard>Was once a girl lost in the Feywild, “recruited” by an Archfey to join his circus.>Performed for years until she strayed yet again, but this time back in the prime world. The Ringmaster probably found new toys to entertain him, but he would love it if she came back. Same for her.>His spell bleached her skin white like makeup and put a new personality in charge of her mind, body and soul. Along with some “instructions” in case certain things happen.>If she ever discovers what she truly is, despite being a hero/in a good aligned party, she would probably never break the Archfey’s spell. Since she IS the spell. Somehow akin to a parasite, she is also lacking a soul and thus a promise of an afterlife after death, so she is not willing to release her host from her misery.
>>151766130Releases armpit stenchAnd that's canon
>>151757698orcs have -2 to intelligence...
>>151759324>It has a brutal tone and then it does shit like this >>151759160 it’s very inconsistent.this is every show on prime. constant tonal whiplash
>>151762422one dick rule?
>>151761017Half-Elf Kensei Monk>Sailor background>Trained under his elvish family as a child but never meshed with the styles of his Elvish heritage as he wans't quite as lithe or willing to spend years perfecting a specific swing>Had issues connecting with shorter lived races so chose to live a life where he got to meet and get to know people for just long enough as crews and ports change with every voyage>As he grew older he eventually found a balance between the disparate halves and while greying by human standards still had another century+ of life and could focus on the elven styles he learned as a child>Goes adventuring to apply the skills and develop them into his own style that fit with his experiences on a rocking deck and his bulkier frame planning on eventually founding his own swordsmanship school that meshes human and elven fighting forms.
okay which one of you freaks did this?>>>/gif/29952937
>>151761017>>151761477>>151761539>>151762371>>151766013>>151766858
>>151758490why does this goblin have fuck me eyes?
>>151761065Guro Gods I kneel
>maybe i am a fuck upthat little bit of introspection from beau goes a long way from breaking out from being not korra
>>151760407>Ready for this monday.what's this monday?
>>151761017>Goliath Sorcerer>Doesn't have the strength typically expected of his people, but has the constitution at least>Leaned into his magic since he can't do weapons>Hates being weak so wants to find a spell or magic item to help himThe overall goal would be to find the Hand of Vecna for the 20 strength without knowing about the corruption
The abundance of casual same-sex relationships in this world raises a lot of questions that I'm quite certain the CR team will never be able to answer, because they, or some lobbying group, obviously wanted a load of gays
>>151768489I'm already enjoying her more than I enjoyed Korra, so maybe there's hope
Could they use any swear instead of "fuck" or "shit"?
>>151768875fuck and shit are the most milquetoast swears that exist, but because cartoons have been "for kids" for so long they can't have any actually significant swears
>can show a women’s botched beheading that takes 2 swings to finish in all its gory details>can’t show ass it fits, gotta hide that shit with fog
>>151761017>female tiefling wizard >works as a Cerberus Assembly mage under Vess DeRognas employ>so she travels with the random adventurer party to locate as of yet undiscovered relics, knowledge and antiquity and report these finds back to the assembly>came from a poorfag family>is cultured and charming outwardly, but looks down on other poorfags and tieflings, because she doesnt want to be assoiated with them, they pull her down and are nothing but a bad reputation>obviously proud she made it big and became respectable and semi-important, thus utterly loyal to the assembly>high class & coombait visuals
>>151759105Nah that's not male and female that's human dominated society vs filthy knife-ear dominated society.
>>151756501Fresh fucked soft butch dyke cunt and the semen of a random 7 foot tall misogynist swarthy fighter thats old enough to be her father that she lost a fight too.And shame.Shes forced to wear a shattered gold star emblem as if its a scarlet letter.
>>151762489>>151762529I just need one pic of her with the Wang Fire beard. Is that so much to ask?
>>151768616The Zadash Job is airing Monday instead of Christmas Eve
>>151761017Male Half-orc Monk (Warrior of the Elements 2024 version)>A wanderer who seeks only to challenge himself and improve his talents. >Punch his enemies with his enhanced element power fist, or throw some poor guy from a high place, then jump down and crush them into meat patties.>Although he is enjoy fighting strong opponents, but he is also a pragmatist who who doesn't mind using dirty tricks or finding advantages to deal with his opponents.>He did not follow Gruumsh, but he would not deny his hatred for these knife-ears. However, if they weren't his enemies, he might tolerate them.
>>151759103>>151761887From what I can tell, this doesn’t look like an appealing breast shape to have
Never watched the tabletop playthru, when I first saw fjord I thought he was a fishman and was wondering why he was drowning, I would never have guessed he was supposed to be a half orc
>>151761017Elf sword/cleric >Son to a famous adventurer. Listen to tales and always wanted to live up to his dad legend. Thinking he would just be as great as his dad. >Is sword teacher rates him as less than average >Actually a huge momma's boy and learned a lot about herb properties and healing through his mom>Has lived a sheltered life but fully wants to commit to adventurer life. Something like sitting on a dirty barstool is a battle for him. >Inherited his dad powerful sword (actually lied and he stole it)
>>151769703Ask and ye shall receive.
>>151763625Right. It reminds me of the babysitter bitch from that new Jurassic Park trilogy who gets eaten by the sea monster. I remember people being pissed about that one when there were like 5 other male victims that movie who died but no one gave a shit.
>>151772289I think it upset people more because Jurassic Park is a series that's usually pretty consistent about people's deaths usually being proportional to how much of a giant piece of shit they are. Guys like Nedry, Dieter, or Ludlow get horrible dragged out deaths and people like Arnold, Muldoon, or Ajay have offscreen or tastefully censored deaths. It's the same reason people hate Eddie Carr's death in TLW.
>>151771508To be fair, he actively grinds down his tusks to make himself look less orc-like due to insecurities stemming from childhood.
>>151757869The spine got severed i think the second chop was just cosmetic
>>151772555Possibly, but it's still pretty fucked to see this person openly weeping for their life right up to the moment the axe comes down.
>>151772686Thank you edit anon
>>151773106Notts is eating the dogsShe's eating the catsShe's eating the dogs She's eating the cats
>>151772459>down his tusks to make himself look less orc-likeNow where have I heard that before? >>151772555
>>151773439I assumed both were just ripping off Hellboy grinding down his horns.
This nigga managed to get literally the worst outcome possible. Thats downright impressive.
>>151774041>BUT I'M LE SAD!!!Pathetic bloody drow, I've no sympathy at all.
>>151774149Bitch doesn't even realize she's in a cult.
>>151774193>Bitch doesn't even realize she's in a cult.It's the exact opposite, she thinks she is in a cult but it doesn't even exist. You need more than one person for a cult.
>>151774607What's funny is Nott was insanely attracted to Fjord for like a solid third of the campaign
>>151773935In Bright having long tusks meant you'd been 'blooded' ie proven your manhood by some feat of violence or bravery.
>>151774844HHHHHNNNGGGG
>>151774041>Mother practically gives you an "Out" if you follow through and explain your issues>Throw your bro under the bus for no reason anywayThere's no real redeeming this one
>>151761065Corpse Piper Johnson is going to have field day with this one
I going to guess that in the next episode Yasha will finally meet the Nein.
I’ll judge the OCs using my own biases. I’ll not properly tag the post so I could go above six anons151761017Solid 5/5, I have a penchant for old knights. Could use a pic though151761315A mild 2/5, usually those relatively simple concepts shine and easily climb up to 5/5 with good roleplay because you start from nothing and build up on it by giving your character personality… but your “I win” tells me that you’re mostly here either to powergame or just roll dice1517614773.5/5, lots of potential behind your concept once explored in depth151761539A charming 4/5 for a girl and her dog. I’d be happy to see how it turns out once she comes back home. And to learn about her halfling culture. Like, is all those halflings sent on journey have their own animal companions?1517623715/5. I would like to have you at my table.151766013Amazing 5/5, I am a fan of this take of a hero who has one heroic act that he cannot, or rather would not, do. Great potential source of drama, and even has the risk of the party turning against you to save the girl.151766858Cool 4.5/5, plus it reminds me of a character I played almost a decade ago.151768663Admirable 4/5, he has a well defined personality and a clear goal in mind151769321A sexy 5/5. Plus you might be the only one who has added bits of CR worldbuilding to the character151770653You too a strong 5/5, I’d be crushing heads with you151771669A well deserved 4.5/5. He has a thought-out backstory, an interesting personality and a potential story hook
>>151776511>then jester had an idea>an awful idea>jester had a wonderful awful idea
>>151756501a crayon
>>151776511whats she cookin
Why do they always make fun of Fjord's build and "weak arms"
>>151754955>hey lets give the guy whos been orchestrating illegal/unsancationed black ops operations and has been lying to you for years a wmd.I gonna be frank, nearly 90% of everyone in this show is a mouth breathing retard.
>>151778655
>>151778653Carry over from the campaign where he rolled a lower strength than quite a few of the other party membersBut also isn't only Nott who's made fun of him for being 'weak' so far? She's mostly just giving him shitI guess there were also those orcs at the carnival, but they were mostly just making fun of him for being a runt compared to other orcs (because he's a half breed)
>>151778653Jester maxrolled her strength and Fjord near min rolled his.
>>151778748Beau also has a few times. >Carry over from the campaign where he rolled a lower strength than quite a few of the other party membersGuess that makes sense.
>>15177865311 STR is above average but gives no bonuses.
>>151778653Hexblade/Paladin is T0 in 2014 5e, after that, 2024 5e Monk class surpassed it. As for spellcaster class, 5e Bard is best. After 3.5e, Wizard are no longer as god, but at least 5e wizard is still better than that garbage pf2e wizard.
>>151777425Those look scrumptious! The pastries ain't half bad either
>>151762422>>151768749Modern Hollywood fantasy LOVES their gays. Half the world in Exandia are bi and 25% are exclusively gay. The Dragon Prince RPG has pronouns for every character in the book.It doesn't even make sense. If Exandria were really a world plagued by wars and monsters, then wouldn't more people want to make children? If so many people were getting killed by monsters and wars- how can the people repopulate if 25% of them are exclusively gay? Hollywood California types LOVE their multi-cultural societies. It's like every location Mighty Nein goes to is "look how diverse we are!! And pic related. I read Dungeon Club at the library. It's full of gay and trans stuff. One of the players is a girl who discovers through playing a male tiefling that she wants to be non-binary. Another player discovers through playing a female elf that now he's gay and likes men.
>>151761065I actually felt bad for her in this scene. It wasn't even a clean execution.
>>151778748>Carry over from the campaignOne of the better in-jokes to carry over.
>>151761065Can you post a picture of the choco milf crying before she gets axed?
>>151774041fuck this nigger, I hope some casts testicular torsion on him five times in a row
I really am wondering how they're gonna be able to justify the Nein getting their hands on the beacon, there's no was Trent or the King is gonna let it out of their sights or out of arm's reach and once Trent touches it everyone's fucked since he solo'd an army with it, but I'll take a few guesses>Yasha surprise attack>Inexplicable sudden heavy onset of mental retardation and/or dementia>Essek will use the "off button" spell that he didn't fucking bother with when the army was about to be killedwhat do you guys think?
Wonder how Orion is holding up these days. Is he still trying to get people to care about his Dragonborn character and profit a little off Critical Roll's gravy train
>>151778653>Why do they always make fun of Fjord's build and "weak arms"probably the contrast with Grog
>>151780608I honestly feel bad for him, at this point all the damage he did socially is negligible when compared to how much time's passed, obviously he'll never be able to rejoin Critical Role but I can't imagine how much he's tempted to kill himself at this point knowing what his own autism fucked him out of
>>151780608>Wonder how Orion is holding up these days.You're probably the only person who does.
>>151780630maybe the power gaming and fudging of rolls isn't that bad, but it's the stuff he did after that got him unpersoned. running kickstarter scams and doing charity streams just to pocket the money
>>151780559Goblin thief is gonna roll a natural 20 and just walk out the door with it.
>>151780734Like this guy here >>151780630 I do kind of feel bad for him. He was basically being That Guy with an added drug addictionHe got let go from the show, his character dies off screen and while he was trying to salvage what little he had left his old D&D group had their campaign turned into an animated series where they're all voicing their characters. Meanwhile Tiberius is never even hinted at, non-canon. Fast forward they have their own TTRPG, another show based off another campaign they did after the old one. Buddying up with WotC when that was a good idea at the time, Mercer making Classes that has WotC's approvalI'd be kicking myself if I had fumbled such a bag
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>>151781132On top of that Matt's setting is a official DnD settingEven Joe Manganiello's character is officially a part of DnD loreHad Orion kept his shit together he could had his character coming in years later to assist his new character in the final fight
>>151780608its so funny like all he had to do is calm down and not be an ass
>>151781143That's good too but I was hoping for the part where she had visible tears in her eyes.
>>151781502
>>151781522Thanks, anon.
>>151781247its not even being the nerd-side of having your OC character being animated on a high budget show and getting cool high quality figurines and all. That is amazing, sure. Especially if you are the nerdy type. But what would truly make me seethe to no end is that i missed out on becoming a millionaire and be set for the rest of my life by simply playing D&D.Like, let that truly sink in. "Had i not be a sperg in a tabletop game of make-believe, i could live in a mansion and shit in golden toilets right now."
>>151781593Well I wouldn't go back far but you probably would have a pretty nice houseIf anything he'd be getting that millionaire money from getting bigger gigs because he is a va like the rest of them
Who is Orian and what did he do?
>>151756183Shes evil. Me no likey
>>151781621some guy who was in the first few episodes of campaign 1. He was getting kinda agressive and bitchy with the other players, so he was eventually kicked off the game. Later it came out, he also had aids or some shit
>>151781621Orian is a player and fellow voice actor from 10 years ago who played with the group for the first 27 episodesDuring it he did a lot of "That guy" stuff in which he made the group uncomfortable, tried to do stuff he can't do with in the confines of the game, tried to make a laser defense thing against vampires using mirrors which everyone thought was stupid, and argued with the dm on things even after session was over (in the background of a episode you can see orion arguing with map and pointing at the board before leaving)
>>151762489She fucked the staff that night?
>>151781621Orion was one of the original members of Critical Roll back when they were just some friends playing Pathfinder. He played a Dragonborn named Tiberius and all and all he wasn't a bad guy at the time. He became worse though and kept making inappropriate comments and fudging rolls. So much roll fudging that other players were secretly babysitting him to make sure he wasn't cheatingEventually he gets kicked off because no one wants to deal with it anymore. He ruined any goodwill with the fans by being an asshole who scams people, he tried to push Tiberius as a solo thing even though no one cared and eventually the Critical Roll fans made it a point to stop talking about him
>>151781653H8rs gonna h8
>>151781539>>151781663someone should do that with Lady Allura in her season 3 outfit from Vox Machina
I don't how Westerners can sleep at night.They are fine with stealing anime on a massive scale while claiming anime is objectifying women and normalizing racism and pedophilia. Peak hypocrisy. It's nothing but imperialism with some shitty excuse.
>>151781686You waited this many threads to point that out now?Keep up grandpa
>>151781677I vote you do it
>>151781677
all the characters here have something in common
>>151781777MILFs?
>>151781663She should have been sentenced to life serving in a brothel
>>151781789ya
>>151766311I thought he's a half-orc?
>>151760747>>151760772>>151760747even in forgotten realms having blue/red/amber/whatever eyes doesn't mean a drow follows lolththe whole 'blue eyes=Eilistraee followers' is BS Larian made up (Baldurs Gate 3)>blue eyes just imply human/elf ancestry they also whitewashed half-drow
>>151758400>They are likely npcs so you're not supposed to care about themIn the industry we call this "bad writing".
>>151755501A thought occurs. All of the most graphic deaths we've gotten so far have been women.
I can’t watch this show anymore. Whether it be the overt gayness being pushed in your face or the blue girl being so fucking irritating and juvenile, I don’t care if she has a cute accent
>>151782313Kay
>>151782260A fetish thing, maybe?
>>151782463More likely just a misguided attempt to give female characters more impactful scenes.
>>151782202he is a half-orc, yes. Thats why you had the 2 full-blooded orcs bullying him in the carnival episode
>>151782577So that's why he's so whimpy
>>151781621>>151781636Average Pathfinder player, just with an increasingly dire drug problem
>>151756933He could've just ported down to exhausted Trent Reznor and king, murdered them all with the aid of his presumably high level general pal, and smoother everything over, right in time for dinner
>>151763911I don't know about you guys, but to me, I don't think Beau is much more muscular than Korra, she's just taller and has a lower body fat content
Woke ass garbage, no wonder fags love it.
>>151782260Forgetting about the dude they put on full display and cut open taking away his pain. To only then put it back after everyone else left for him to realize that he's being dissected. The only hope I have for him is this cause him to go into shock and then cardiac arrest and hopefully die.
>>151782832Fair point but his death was off screen. That's nowhere near as gruesome as choco milfs decapitation. They even made a point of using a blunt axe for her.
They did said that Mighty Nein is about "redemption". So we can see that, apart from a few male white human villains, the others will be redeemed without face severe punishment.
>>151782313>I know I’ve said this for the last seven weeks, but this time I mean it!
>>151756501Oriental spices.Probably tastes like spices too.Perfect for licking.
Thankfully, my background waifu was seen fleeing the big top.
>>151782260Womrn get off on that.
>>151784271She’s gonna get trafficked by the first group she runs into on the road.
>>151783358ew
>>151761116Yes, but be more specific.
>>151786288>stereotypical tumblr oc (that literally did nothing wrong) gets executed by a wh*te male (who can accurately be described as a nazi) that she tried to get executed Is this what you call irony?
>>151781522Jesus, talk about tonal clash that hits like a freight train, wasn't this show about funny haha sex jokes in a fantasy world according to the trailer?
>>151787354nigga did you just completely block out the guy getting his chest opened in front of a class in episode 1 or the people getting mauled to death by their own loved ones in episode 3 or the child dying in episode 4
>>151787441Zoomers don't watch anything, they just play it in the background and stare at their phones.
>>151787459im a zoomer
>>151787354>episode one has a man get dissected alive in front of a class of kids>next couple of episodes have a shipwreck killing everone on board, carnival get butchered, a man kill his best friend, a little girl die, a woman burned alive, a man murder his family and a woman get her head crushed.Have you not been paying attention?
>>151787522Don't forget the man who gets a lance through the face.
>>151787544Or the prisoners sacrificed to test the magic nuke.
>>151787715sunbreaker is so lucky bros
>>151787470If you actually paid attention then good, break the brainrot.
>>151787715So, how much does she charge for a gobjob?
>>151778802pretty sure beau only pointed out that his hands weren't calloused enough to be a captain
>>151781143>you're probably wondering how I got here.
>>151781631>Later it came out, he also had aids or some shitWhat next, pancreatic cancer?
>>151781677So was the dragon bitch here a spiritual execution of Orion?
>>151781777They didn't swallow?
>>151782716Don't be greedy, I'm talking loss mitigation not victory.
>>15178824525 gold or equivalent bottle of liquor
>>151787955out of like 4 men the far right one is the only good looking one
>>1517885163
>>151788522is the purple tiefling actually trans or something?
>>151789102
>>151789128I'll take that as a yes if its so obvious he is, only one looks visibly female
>>151789147you are trying to hard my dude
>>151789147
>>151787715>>151788028>Jester sex or Nott sexI can't decide...
>>151789245It'd be more of a contest if Nott had a real VA and not throat cancer, also if she didn't turn into an uggo Halfling later.Jester sweeps.
>>151781663Lets rewrite history. Please use your AI magic to put the choco milf into lingerie and the guys around her into bdsm gear and turn this scene into a public breeding. As it should have been in canon.
I hate each and every main character in this serie. I watched 2 episodes and quit it, i cant stand them. Critical Role was and is a scourge in the game room and fantasy series room.
>>151789486Mighty Nein has a lot more oddballs that are hard to get attached to compared to Vox Machina, who are all much more standard characters.Sam's voice for Nott takes me out of the immersion a lot, though.
>>151789486>>151789506>>151789298
>>151789542>not liking Nott's voice is bait
>>151789542>i like this opinion, it must be baitLet me tell you something anon, its not bait; and you are retarded.
>>151789592>*i dont like this opinion, it must be bait
>>151789562>>151789592
>>151789506Honestly it sounds a lot better than the prison teaser. Sounds like they did some pitching in post to make it a little more bearable.
People sexualizing nott are kinda fucked in the head ngl How can you retards mentally separate the character (who looks as gender neutral as possible too) from the obviously shrill male voice?
>>151790006Have you never seen the cptpopcorn animations? The ones with an actual female VA? That's the voice I always internally use for Nott.Also she really does have big tits, it comes up a few times. Nott is very sex.
>>151790006you remind me of those retards who stopped jerking off to shima when they found out her voice actress was fuck uglyim not jerking off to the voice actor, or even the voice, so why would i or should i give a fuck
>>151790126Yeah that shit annoys me too, the people who can't seperate fiction from reality are annoying as fuck. I always worry they're the types to get influenced by media more for that reason, like playing GTA might actually make them violent.
>>151787980at least my dick works lmaoooo
>>151761017I know jack shit about DnD bro, I just watch the show. But I guess if it was possible I'd make a character based on Harry from disco elysium.
>>151789298Maybe Sam would have less throat cancer if he didn't suck so much cock?
>>151789402Why does the knight have male boobplate?
>>151789402
>>151790006wdytwa
>>151790164Except nott has a shrill male voice in the fiction and not just in reality retard
>>151790450Eh, just mentally file it away as bad theater. The "real" Nott sounds SilkyMilk in my head.
is this all this dude does is come to this thread every time and crying about a characters voice actor
>>151790006>Butt Witch>Dr. Girlfriend
>>151790006Liberal use of fanart
>>151790951Yes anon as you know /co/ is all one person and out to spite you specifically. No one else exists.
>>151790006Are you trying to jerk it to the show itself? Sitting there dick in hand waiting for them to stop talking about fantasy bullshit and feelings?I'm after porn, and that's 90% off model bullshit anyway, the concept is the part that matters, and the trashy goblin milf getting railed is a concept I like.
>>151790951Nobody is crying about the voice itself, it's fine for what it is retard (portraying an anoying goblin). Where it gets weird is when you start wanting to fuck that goblin and imagine other voices instead of the actual one
>>151791555>Where it gets weird is when you start wanting to fuck that goblin and imagine other voices instead of the actual oneNo, it's not. Ignoring bad traits about a character you like is normal. It hapoens in literally every fandom.
>>151791435Is that even fan art at this point? It looks absolutely nothing like Nott. She's never been that short or that stacked, and she's never canonically had a nose ring.It's basically just drawing your own Donut Steal and giving it the name of someone else's character.
>>151791871Character traits and minor appearance aspects sure. But you're literally imagining a different voice (and appearance based on the big tits comment), which is peak mental derangement since both are central to the character.
>>151791933>never canonically had a nose ringexcept in the official canon art of the character
>>151791933before the show people drew nott however short they expected goblins to be since they had no referenceshe actually was said to be that stacked (as a joke in one of the bathhouse scenes) but they slimmed her down for the showand yes she literally did have a nose ring in the official campaign artfuckin tourists
what a nice family
>>151792035>a characters voice is central to their character That's just retarded, anon. It's just a voice. You can swap audio tracks to another language. New voice, same character. Nothing that matters changes. Stop being retarded.
>>151781777>Mom of the chick Caleb has crush on>Caleb's mom>Caleb's surrogate mom he'd smash under other circumstances>Mom of the guy Caleb smashes.
jester defiantly picked out that dress
>>151792682in defiance of what?
>>151756183>>151761065This character and related plot were botched. We barely saw her, then she showed up with other grandma, then she is show getting executed. Could have easily skipped her and lose nothing.
>>151792698definitely i spelled it wrong
>>151792677There's no way Caleb and Nott didn't bang at least once, Nott is too much of a horny gremlin even if she's married.
>>151760216Is this real or an edit?
>>151792812Jester makes my peepee hurt
>>151793123It's AI slop, he spams the threads with it.
>>151781777fuckable?
if its going how i know this show will go in its last season how do some of you feel about extreme body horror
>>151790006She's a fucking goblin. Do you expect them to sound like sirens?
>>151795519No, but any person with an iq above 50 can tell the difference between a male and a female shrill voice.Once again that's totally fine maybe that's how goblins are supposed to be in universe. But it's weird as fuck sexualizing a character like... Nott.Like sure there's r34 of everything but with characters that have ZERO sexualizble traits it's either for shits and giggles or the person is a mentally deranged degenerate.
>>151795485Depends on how hot the woman it's done is.
>>151795485how much worse than what we've seen so far in this series and Vox Machina is it likely to be?
