>>151756875
Hey remember that time your ex beat me to death?

>>151756888
He always says this before whipping it out

>>151756875
It feels so right though.

>>151756888
Fucking your fallen enemies wife is a time-honored tradition going back to ancient Rome, Greece, and Persia

>>151756875
Harley is for lesbianism

>>151756875
Isn't she like 15 years older than him? This is "Used up wine aunt lusting over the cashier at Walgreens who's just trying to get through college." territory.

>>151758454
Yeah it's pretty hot

>>151756875
He has to wear the helmet so he doesn't die from her farts

>>151756875
Just kill him off already. Respectfully like, in some heroic way. Have him die saving Nightwing or something

>>151758454
Is that supposed to be a bad thing??

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Jason gets Harley and Dick gets Selina. Who’s the cougar for Tim and Damian?

>>151759349
>Tim
Ivy
>Damian
His mom

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>>151756875
>Scott Lobdell ignored both of their timelines to say that Harley was his doctor when Jason was in Arkham
Kino ship, no notes. Make it happen DC

>>151756875
they look cute tho

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>>151759951
I dig it

>>151759547
Real?

>>151756875
>the worst of the worst
Damian and Honey Badger

>>151759951
so does shit covered in white chocolate that then's smothered with chocolate covered rasberries

I've got it. Ant Man II (Scott Lang) and Spider-Woman II/Arachne whatever/Madame Web II (Julia Carpenter nee Cornwall). I don't think they even have spoken to each other, and the only connection is that they are both single parents. That sounds like a very crack ship.

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>>151756875

>>151763176
That's hardly a crackship. The only obstacle is that they haven't met despite running in similar work environments. They share a setting, physical proximity, and social circles while also having a point of commonality with each other. That's a Hallmark movie with superheroes.

>>151763595
>That cock
>Those tits
Potatoes O'Brian

>>151758454
Hot!

>>151756888
No, she doesn't, because she was still in grad school when that happened. Everyone forgets Harley is young, and didn't debut till No Man's Land.