What’s wrong anon? Why aren’t you in the Christmas spirit?
>>151764627Because Christmas is canceled! Bah, bug and hum!
>>151764627Cuz I listened to "Christmas Wrapping" song way too much.
Fuck you Christmas Dog or whatever you are. I hope your family members die around this time of year so the holiday season is ruined for you forever, this is statistically likely. Fuck you.
Christmas is a sad time.My friend's dead, my gf's dad is dead. It sucks.
>>151764627https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_C1TWQPdzOs
>>151764627because olive isn't sucking my dick
>>151764627fuck this bitchwhere's Grandma Got Runover?
>>151764627Christmas? I HATE Christmas!
>>151764827>>151764881>each sentence must start on a new linewho knew
>>151764627Well, I kind of am. /co/ Secret Santa was a complete success for me, and I am already 1/2 into the Christmas Spirit.
>>151764627she's so fucking cute brosI wanna lick her feet
>>151765826*paws
>>151765870even better
>>151765926This anon gets it.
Childhood is thinking the Grinch was evil.Adulthood is working in retail and realizing he was right.
>>151765941Grinch did not want to destroy Corporate Christmas, but ALL of it.
>>151764627No snow where I live...
>>151765935>>151765870i'm gonna draw her paws.any requests or am I just winging it?
>>151766994Snow is shit when you're an adult. Have to shovel it and can't relax enough to enjoy it because you're not a kid anymore.
>>151764627>took me until recently to realize the title is a play on "All of the other reindeer" from the rudolph song
>>151765941>Adulthood is working in retail and realizing he was right.Working retail was enough to break you into hating christmas?
>>151765990He steals all the gifts and decorations because he thought that's all Christmas was about. It isn't until he learns there's way more to it that he has a change of heart.The corporatism behind Christmas is precisely why he was how he was in the first place.
>>151767709He steals the presents because they were loud. The whos could have been a socialist commune and he’d still hate them if they sung their anthem too loud.
>>151764627>Why aren’t you in the Christmas spirit?The following reasons for me not in the Christmas spirit anymore:>Retail stores stocking Christmas merchandise as early as September and being a little too thirsty for Christmas sales in any economy, let along this one.>Lite FM's Christmas music becoming insufferable in as cringe songs and song covers from the 2000's to the present muck up the playlist.>Seeing the same old popular Christmas specials spammed every year gets repetitive after a while.>Recent society, especially in America, has made life shitty these days.
>>151767046Sitting in a north pole bar, maybe with deer friends (off-screen for easy mode), having a drink (perhaps non-alcoholic)
>>151767752*The following reasons are to blame for me not being in the Christmas spirit anymore:
>>151767067>implying kids have never shovelled snowdunno what posh gated community you lived in but my childhood winters consisted of me being made to go out and shovel the snow every morning so my parents had a clear driveway before they left for work.
>>151764627I just watched this for like the 6th time in my life and I've only just now noticed that Olive has red lips
>>151764627I'm the Grinch
>>151767759>>151767046cute
>>151768940You deserve full uncropped Captain Pikachu for this one.
>>151768940My dick
>>151768940Fuck, I wasn't expecting it to be this good
>>151764627I should watch this
>>151764627my DICK is in the Christmas spirit
>>151768228I shoveled snow as a kid for my mom but now I have back pain just squatting or bending without any weight added and I'm not even that old yet. Just saying at least I could also enjoy the snow as a kid. Now it's just all negatives.
>>151764627I wouldn't celebrate if it wasn't for my relatives. I've not been enjoying Christmas for the past 6 years now, but I don't want to look like a dick in the eyes of the only people I more or less talk to IRL, so I just put on the charade.
I've never enjoyed Christmas in my life. Last year my life got nuked right after the new year and lead me to almost offing myself. Never celebrating this awful holiday ever again and I'm going to make all the people who hurt me wish I had offed myself.
>>151764627Fuck no, haven't been for at least half a decade now everything just seems to grow more miserable including myself
My sense of whimsy died ages ago
>>151764627girl, THE KIDS ARE DEAD!
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>>151765826that's a woman?
>>151773997yes she's a good girlvoiced by Drew Barrymorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2v76BZtFsK8
>>151769035>>151769044>>151769076thanks fellastouched it up more in places
>>151764627Olive is cute and I want to seggs her dog vagina, but I haven't been interested in Christmas for years at this point, and I'm not even that old. I have no friends, I'm always depressed, and there's essentially no one in my family I'd like to spend the holidays with. The only memories I've had of the last three Christmas mornings is putting on fake smiles and crying by myself.God, I want Olive to lick eggnog off my cock.
I have nobody to play TF2 with :( gonna kms
I am mostly. Still gotta finish shopping though.
>>151775567>what are you looking atAt the asshole, who doesn't use the provided coaster!
