>I tell ya folks, I got it bad. Last week I found out I have the X-gene so I went to see the X-Men, they told me to go see the Morlocks.>So I went to see the Morlocks, they told me to go see the Sentinels.>No respect, I tell ya.
That was funny and made me laugh.
>>151766583whomst’ve?
>>151766583>Some of us get mutations, they're not even powers. They're useless, less than useless I tell ya.>Take my mutation... Please!
>>151766583I'd watch the hell out of a "Back to School" where Dangerfield attends Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters.
>>151767525Zoom zoom
Even in hell i get no respect.
This is a good thread and I wish I had time to contribute.
>>151767505ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
>>151767535Just keep him away from the young boys. IYKYK
>>151766583read it in his voice.
>>151766583>they told me to go see the Sentinels.
>>151766583>I told Apocalypse I wanted to be one of his horsemen>He gave me a job cleaning the stables!
>Oh boy, New York City, no respect in that town!>Couldn't walk two minutes down Yancy Street without some kid tugging her ma’s skirt and pointing at me, says she found The Thing!
>the simpsons has been going on long enough that they had a rodney dangerfield cameo while he was aliveThis has to be the thing that dates the show the most for me, as a zoomer this makes this show seem like ancient history.
>>151770689Joe C died 25 years ago
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>>151766583I miss him.
>>151770467Kek!
>I met a beautiful lady in the bar one night and asked her name. Her voice was deep, I tell you. She said, "Dr. Mrs. The Monarch.">So I bowed down low. >She asks, "Why are bending over with your ass toward me?">I replied, "To get my shots.">I walked out of the bar with a lollipop and a prescription for cyanide.>
>I asked my agent how come I don't have a comic. He told me "hey, I understand how that feels!">No respect, I tell ya!
>>151766583>i went to the Sentinels, and they told me to get obliterated>i told em GESUNDHEIT!