what was his fucking problem?
his dick was two sizes too small
>>151768659His broken heart was a metaphor for his impotence
His BRAIN is full of SPAIN
>>151768659His hair has it's own mind.
>>151768659everyone thought the Onceler was hotter
He was a Jew
>>151768709The GRIRCH was NOT a JEW.
>>151768709diddly diddly doo
>>151768659I must fuck a tree fuck the tree fuck the tree fuck the tree
Noone ask why
>>151768659>Gets bothered by loud noise and bright lights>Lives alone far from civilization, with only a dog for a friend>Has terrible hygiene>Has a massive meltdown and resorts to coming up with a plan to steal ChristmasAutism. He just like me fr.
>>151770328Just like last thread, that's what going old and senile looks like. Assisted living is in the Grinch's future
>>151768709NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN
>>151768659He's green
>>151770194SHOO SHEE SHOO SHEE
>>151768659He's not the absolute force of pure evil that Grinch Night Grinch is and he knows it.
faustian spirit
>>151772091I wish my dad had been this based
>>151772091I love the one that whaps the skellington inflatable like...>bitch, I ruined Christmas on purpose and I didn't need an entire TOWN helping my ass
>>151772027whoa fuck man that's racist. they're not all thieves
>>151768659He's naked
why did he do it
>>151768709I was waiting for that one. It's like a Pavlovian response with some folks on these boards.
>>151768659Please don't ask why.
>>151768659Guy had serious heart problems. That level of low circulation fucks with the brain.
>>151772091this fucking rocks dude
>>151768659Incel rage
>>151772091this is so fucking funny, holy shit
>>151768659He can't afford the bus.
>>151768709He was too nice in the end for that to be true.
>>151772091That's awesome.
His neighbours won't shut the fuck up. He was 100% in the right and I turn off the film after he winshttp://thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=case_for_grinch
>>151768668Mine, too, but I’m still not robbing people on Christmas Eve.
Grinch Night Grinch wouldn't just steal Christmas. He'd turn it into the coming of the Anti-Christ i.e. himself.
>>151772091LOL!
>>151768659mental illness
>>151778556The Grinch describes all these fucked up toys and instruments that supposedly the Who's will be playing with on Christmas day, but when he out stealing Christmas we don't ever see them or anything similar. I prefer to think that all of this shit doesn't really exist and The Grinch was making them up as an explanation for the racket they make every year, it's funnier that way.
He was easily irritated (NOISE! NOISE! NOISE!)
>>151770002The Grinch thought up a plan,Surely one of his worst."To keep Christmas from coming,Why, I'll simply come first!"The pine needles, at first, did offer some resistanceBut that old Grinch kept a-pumping, he would surely go the distance.With one last grunt of effort and a most triumphant cry,He tipped back his head and let his Grinch grease fly.The ornaments were frosted and the star shone pearlescent.Like a short order fry cook, he'd battered each present.Huffing and puffing with a flushed expression,The Grinch went satisfied that he'd taught them a lesson.Like old Saint Nick he left, with his sack a bit less fullAnd was on to the next house through the wintry cool...
>>151780918NTA but you've got a point......is what I WOULD say if they weren't using the EXACT SAME FUCKING INSTRUMENTS in Horton Hears a Who: we're back at square one. They're so fucking loud that they literally break the sound barrier. Can you really blame the Grinch for loathing the shit out of an entire town of noisy neighbors? He lives on a mountain miles above their civilization and he STILL can't get any sleep at night, that's fucked. The Whos are all assholes
>>151768659Green with jelly
>>151768709Grinch isn't, Scrooge 100% is>Moneylender>Doesn't celebrate Christmas>Explicitly tight fisted and money grubbing>Pretty sure he mentions the holocaust in one of the later chapters>Lives in London which in the Victorian era was basically schnozz centralNot even a joke, this is my conspiracy theory and I'll die believing it was intentional.
>>151768659He hates materialism, when he realizes christmas is more than gift giving it's then he sees the beauty of the holiday
