when will Knull fight the trans man?
Knull's from Marvel, he's bound to fight a Trans Man sooner or later.
>>151773304yeah like Madoka
>>151773277So Knull outscales Oryx by a frankly embarrassing amount but Oryx outhaxxes Knull to death and is incapable of truly dying unless his oversoul is destroyed in his throne world.Is this fight just Ghost Rider vs Spawn again?
>>151773277>Solos Yu-Gi-Oh
*casually surpasses your entire max-wanked highball cosmology*
>>151773304Who's the STRONGEST trans KING in fiction?
I SUMMON NEO-SPACIAN AQUA DOLPHIN IN ATTACK MODE
>>151773325Mario (NBA Streets)…
Yujeets were the true animal fuckers all along
>>151773318A fine concubine for YU-GI-OH!
>>151773330Hulk is unironically a trans alley.
>>151773277My verse is too insignificant to appear on Death Battle... If it weren't for my opponent carrying the views my episode would be the biggest flop in DB's history...
Who's their first matchup and what's the viewcount?
>>151773352>trans alleyDamn so he's MTS (Multiversal to Street)?
>>151773340I mean considering this is being made into a ritual post >>151773335 you might be right
>>151773366Kek.
>>151773340That's called using your technique against you
>>151773357the Fates bitch…your opponent isn't carrying shit
>>151773340I mean considering this is being made into a ritual post >>151773318 you might be right
>>151773364Didn't we find out the woman who voiced the reskinned inkling in those mario 64 animations voices Dolly Dimpley?
>>151773357It's okay Sonic, Mario, Pokemon and Dragon Ball are there for you
>>151773352Fixit mentioning loony troony rights a single time is about as transparently hand-wavingly pandering as it gets and is par for the course with marvel slop>>151773364dogshit and no dimes>>151773340Don't look up Pokemon's porn count on R34 at 3 AM
>parroting come on now act like an adult
>>151773395It's more of the fact he 'related' to it at all. 'Being someone you're not? I can get behind that' or some shit.
>>151773352>trans alleyHulk vs Danny the Street when?
>>151773387Yes. SMG4 literally hara-kiri'd his channel because of that Smiling Friends one-off gag.
I am not sexually attracted to little girls.I am not sexually attracted to animals.Therefore, I do not play Pokemon.
>>151773415we know the first one is a lie according to your Twitter
>>151773395>dogshit and no dimesDon't look up the average Glitch video viewcount compared to Shart Battle
>>151773415>little girlsYou where looking at them when this hot piece of ass was on screen?
>>151773277>KnullA dry, flavorless cream puff for BARBATOS!
>>151773395R34? Motherfucker use the actually accurate one if you want to measure furryness
>>151773431>trooncaseAdditional addendum.I view sodomy and transexuality as abominations.
>>151773405Well, Fixit IS quite literally one of the fucked personalities in Banner's mind. Being someone he's not is like, his entire existence. Fixit still didn't do any of the weird grooming or mutilation or "validity" shit so it's a bit whatever for me>>151773448ok pokefucker
>Walk along the sidewalk in the inner city one night.>Stop, hearing some weird noise from some dark alley>Take out my phone, turn on the flash light.>The alley has hung itself>Trans Alley.
>>151773453what?
>>151773433Isnt she a teenager?
>solos the Chainsaw Man verse
>>151773364Skibidi Toilet is for Space King, now.Glitch is irrelevant.
ZOOKEMON!PEDOMON!
>>151773466Yeah, 18.
>>151773470yeah we already know
>>151773470Fuckin' Yamcha could solo the Chainsaw Cuck universe.
>>151773364Uzi VS Jenny Wakeman
>>151773415It's time to come home then
>>151773470Yoru is bringing the moon down on Denji as we speak. Let it go
>>151773466>>151773479I think she's actually in her 20s
>>151773500and she still loses
>>151773460
>>151773500Those are hax. Furthermore, her attack won't do shit, you can quote me on that
>>151773495Is that...ADULT WOMEN? THAT AREN'T ANIMALS? AHHHH MY ONLY WEAKNESS
>>151773522The Pokefucker cries out in pain as he mates with his battleslaves.
>>151773532you can't do that
>>151773532Post more hot dragons
Prepare to face the weakness of your VERSE
Bleach DESERVES a win
they got his ass for picking both RIP
>>151773414Wtf? is that true?
Kinda funny "pokerats" usage waned after the DB while Yugijeetspammer is still fuming over that shit 11 days later
>>151773560Bejita already beat Shadow
>>151773560...for last place.
>>151773569Yes. He made a huge stink about it in some goodbye video or whatever. It was right after S3E1 aired.
>>151773532WOWZA!
>>151773309Madoka is for Hal
On the Sixth Day of /co/mas Death Battle gave to meSix Tarded CharizardsFive King of KingsFour Cursing CucksThree Hanging HostsTwo Sweet Soulmatesand a Spider-Cuck hanging from the treeToday's pic was chosen by>>151754555. To roll for the Seventh Day, the rules areYour request has to follow the lyrics (2nd Day of Christmas, 2 kaiju jobbing, etc).You must reply to the anchor post of that day to roll, no @'ing an unrelated post with "this".NEW Rule* If rerolling a post, no adding shit.First trips of the day gets the pick, but any subsequent quads or above can override. If the day passes (up to 12AM EST) and no trips are made, dubs or at worst something interesting can suffice.
I SWITCH SUMMONED SKULL TO "RAPE CHARIZARD" MODE AND END MY TURN
Apparently 5k people are retarded
>>1517736203 CHADS having their way with one sissyzard.
Hmm I dunno I think theres slme alternate scenario where Charizard would come out on top
>>151773560Anon that's a boy
>>151773570you still made i coined the term yujeet? it's done, the fight's over, move on.
>>151773643And?
>slme
>>151773658>you still made IESLkemon...
>>151773560...for being an irrelevant flop?
>>151773658i'm pointing out my own fuck up. >you still made
>>151773642>slmeBROWNizard...
>>151773658>still made
BROWNKEMOOOOOOOOONNNNNN
>>151773667yeah i'll take this one on the chin>>151773675
>>151773606Seven Malding Shitposters>>151773616They are retarded, Conquest is literally stronger than Nolan in that point of the story. In fact Nolan seems to oddly get weaker/powercrept as the story chugs along.
ok two categories have already been won so vote for the rest >>151770417
>>151773606SEVEN KOFFINGS KOFFING
>>1517736067 Studs Caged (7 DB males of your choosing Caged by some femdom woman, any female character of your liking)
>>151773548Okay, I was going to post fan-art but I almost got shot because of my previous post and since we are close to jump festa I don't want to risk getting banned during it
>>151773606Seven Mountain Level TeachersKratos x 7 in front of a university room with "Be Better" written on the blackboard
>>151773606Seven Saiyans Slayed-in
>>151773606Seven Schizo Meds
>>151773606SEVEN MASKS KEKING (based on that copypasta)
I love black women so much is unreal!
>>151773606Seven Respectful DeathsPicture of Bardock, Asura, Kyle, Miles, Ruby, Dante, Ash all dead on the ground as their respective opponents mourn them
>>151773606seven winners kneeling with multiple winners this year kneeling to Wile. E
>>151773824For me it’s Lenora
>>151773466She was but gooners retconned it
why is it quite? did Mexico sink into the Earth or something?
this Death Battle could be the new Fortnite at this rate
>>151773658>you still madeESLjeet...
>is it quite
>why is it quite
>>151774046yes
I love weakling <3
I love tweaking
I love twerking
You know I would have thought more people would talk about how they casually admitted Kratos vs Asura was wrong in that last podcast
>>151774072
>>151773470Chainsaw Man verse? AMERICAN powered. Easily defeats the weak sissy jap powered JJK verse.
>>151774113I thought they just said the quadrillion times FTL was stupid.
>>151774113I thought they said they agreed with the result? Unless they changed their minds.
>>151774113They didn't admit that though?
ENTER!
what marvel cosmic battle would you rather have knull vs onyx larfleeze vs annihilus madoka vs knull or chaos king vs the scarlet king
>>151774072>>151774115
>>151774185The biggest cuck in fiction!
>>151774113What did they actually say?
>>151774194Those all suck.Kill yourself listtroon.
>>151774199>>151774072He wouldn't say that. HE HATE WEAKLING.
>>151774214>
>>151774072>>151774115>>151774199FRIENDSHIP!Friendship, again?!
>>151774229CANON
>>151774194Knull is for either Barbatos or Nekron. Annihilus/Larfleeze is fine but you just know Larz is getting that "ring protects from multiversal destruction" while Ann jobbed to Galactus. >scarlet king or AmaterasuEuh, passPersonally I'd like pic or Anti-Monitor vs Anti-Spiral
>>151773433Expired hag
>>151774229
>>151774132CHADliens>JOBmerica
>>151774283yeah but we are talking about marvel
i guess chaos king vs scarlet king is too niche for casual viewers but i want to see that
>>151774318Of which I've given you my opinion on 4 of them
>Liko Vs Jaden
>>151774360Does Liko even have any feats?
>>151774194Annihilus only wins if you have him open up with absorption which is something he doesn't normally start with
>>151774337niche fights should be the norm>>151774360It's okay, DD can smell the BITCH eminating from Silver Slaver.
>>151773277Can the right guy hit sun level AP? If so Knull is null.
>>151774385>guy
>>151774371>absorptionMine!>b-b-but...MINE!!!
>>151774406RESPECT. ORYX'S. CHOSEN PRONOUNS.
You know the thing that sucks about muh 'Marvel heralds'? It means that now the actual cosmic entities who dick on the rest of the verse feel way less special as a result. What's the point in doing Knull or Chaos King when they already claimed Thor and Hulk are stronger than those jobbers? You might as well pick someone who has an actual history and personality
>>151774287
>>151774438because Beyonder vs Lucifer is too much of an OG matchup
>>151774229what is this victiom of the heat of billions of suns yapping about
>>151774467GAY matchup from retarded non-reader filth.Beyonder is for Hal Jordan.Lucifer doesn't even clear Mephisto.
>>151774469>the entire dragon ball verse out of NOWHERE
This is the one character that Kratos will never be able to overcome
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
>>151774438the powercreep of these characters is so awful that i also think the same, like that time hulk broke something that not even the first firmament could, and there fans that like that shit and then frown over things like scp
>>151774467I'm pretty sure at this point that unhinged DC/Marvelfags (the ones who are running the show) think Thor and Superman are stronger than either of those two faggots. So why should we do them when we could just do Thor vs Superman?
>>151774489>A racist cis white maleHe would be a stain upon the pavement. And he would learn from the experience.
>>151774371How high can you scale the cosmic control rod? That thing gives Franklin his powers but at the same time Annihilus would have no diffed everyone during the Annihilation Wave
MY HERO IS BACK!!!!
>>151774406>>151774431>Destiny Taken King is actually Destiny Taken QueenI don't remember this ever being mentioned before, sounds like a bunch of hornswaggle to me.
>>151774712No no it's been there from the start, Oryx transitioned when he became a god. Why he did that when his two sisters didn't have to transition and became gods of equal power? I've no clue
>>151774773I must have speedread through that part, either that or it was one of the many, many tidbits of lore and story that's strictly not told to you in-game in any capacity.
MY MINDKEEPS ON GETTING BROKEEEN
Man Nyantcha's porn of men turning into big titted bimbos wearing chastity cages is so fucking good...
BETTER MENBRING MY VERSE TO KNEEL
>>151774469Funny since a single sun is enough to kill Broly and probably Goku...I mean the guy can't even survive in space, you think he could tank the sun?
TO ME, MY BETTER MEN!
>>151774841Link??
A KEK WHO CAN'T CONTROL HIS WEINEEEER
KINGTOS MAKES MY FANS CRY AND SQUEAAAALLLL
>>151774868https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=thiccwithaq+chastity_cage+
PREPARE TO FACE THE WEAKNESS OF YOUR SHILLS
I NEED RAIGEKIIIIIIIII
STILL HOLDING OUT ON ME? SHOW ME WHAT YOUR BVLLS CAN REALLY DO!
Alien X is omnipotent btw
>>151774984Wall level omnipotence...
>>151774947>use dark hole>clear the entire field of monsters>place down some dogshit monster with any ATK higher than 0>smack Ash repeatedly
>>151774855>151774855i dont care abot, just the fact that the platonic embidument of good justice or some shit was jobbing to some suns and a skinny vampire
BLACK BURNING MAGIC
>i dont care abot, just the fact that the platonic embidument
>>151774855GODku could hold a solar system in his hand thoughbeit.
>No hiding in the shadows anymore, niggy...>Time to see the white!
>
Why didn't they let Pikachu use the counter shield?
>>151775091cause they'd cry
>these two are apparently stronger than a majority of Ash's pokemon
>>151775144CANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNN!!!!
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>>151775130>Humans beat a bunch of animalsReally makes you think
>>151775130>A-Ash would just have someone flip the cylinder!
>>151775144Sonic VS Gordan Freeman Death Battle spoilers
>Screenshot_20251218_222512_CHADdit.j g 473 KB JPG
It's...been a lesson, Kratos...
>>151775130>>these two are CANONICALLY stronger than a majority of Ash's pokemonFixed :)
>>151775169Mahad and Mana really pulled through
You really were the teacher Kratos...
>>151775130DM was having trouble handling Pikachu by himself.I would too, you see how weirdly it moved in the intro to the fight?
>>151775130>these two are canonically stronger than all of pokemonYep, true.
>>151775169>>151775229why they got whitewashed?
>>151775258Most theologies have the soul of those worthy purified by the divine and purged of evil and sin
Post Thragg destroying a planet.
>>151775289My FUARKING Regent...https://youtu.be/iO0_tkPZpoc?t=105
>>151775342the same guy who jobbed against 3 viltrumites
>SHITtrumites
>>151775362Never happened.
>>151775342>Thragg solos SCPFVARK! No wonder Hulk dies in a single blow
>>151774046but you're Clancy Brown
Magic cylinder
wuh oh
>>151775342That guys animations are amazing, truly a treat each time.
>>151775258An effeminate white guy made their modern card art
>>151775258Pegasus Is racist and a queer.
Racist homosexual...
ITS TIME FOR A BREAST BATTLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>151775503Pegasus had a wife though
>>151775532I didn't say he was gay I said he looked like a queer
>*effortlessly beats every single videogame villain*
>>151775397As a Goku fan, this made me happy. Every time my hero gets raped he gains a new mountain to climb
>>151775547
>>151775556>kratos upscale?
>>151775556Ash never stood a chance...
>>151775498Why the fuck this bitch got yaoi hands? Like for real.
>>151775342kino
>>151775258Pegasus is racist and straight
>>151774494As a Goku fan, it makes me happy to know that Sonic RAPES him. Because getting his bootycheeks spread out by an anthropomorphic hedgehog will give him more MOUNTAINS to climb. :)
>>151775613Zygarde is a beast, I shall not stand for this slander.
>>151774445lol
>>151774483>Lucifer doesn't even clear Mephistolucifer is a fraud desu
>>151775665He's good in game but he's got less actual feats and usable lore than the Sun/Moon guys. >He was preparing to fight Necrozma...!>...But never got around to it>He beat a tower sized super weapon! >...Which Z-A confirms only had continent level range at max.
>>151774438They are stronger than those jobbers though.You want like fully wanked Beyonder, current Moleculeman, King Thanos etc. Characters who actually had their universes under their thumb, not ones that threatened to do it and failed.
He's Nig and I'm Troonsick, and it's our job to analyze their genetics, color, and vril, to find out who would win...a CHUD battle.
Hey guys, just wanted to check in and let you all know that Galacta (yes, THE Galacta, daughter of Galactus) is now going to be canon to the mainline Marvel universe! Isn't that swell?
>>151775842I already thought she was, and just no one cared about her.
>>151775861Amazingly no.
>>151775842Is she going to be as much of a jobber do nothing as her father?
>>151775842Sounds pointless and stupid, just like every other modern Marvel decision.
>>151775486That brings up a good question, at what point in the timeline is Industrial Illusions replaced by Kaiba Corporation for card production?Cause Battle City still has cards that are new to Seto.
>>151775937Around the time Pegasus disappears from the scene, KaibaCorp basically hard-carries Duel Monsters from there. Seto didn't have any of that mamby-pamby Ancient Egyptian bullshit weighing him down, so he was able to advance humanity through the sheer force of calculating business (and dragon lust)
>>151773277I'm curious /co/ what's the consensus for this fight when it gets announced?
Admit it. It would be kino.
>>151775970Random Kaiba feat: He learns hieratic script through reincarnation magic during his duel with Ishizu.
>>151775972It's probably going to be okay. Gru has better physicals but Megamind has better hax, so Megamind will likely win
>>151775842Wow! I can't wait for the writers to make her spout zany catchphrases and lecture the readers on trans rights!
I KNOW YOUR WEAKNESSI'M FIGHTING TO SEE THIS THROUGH THE EEEEENDFOREVER SEEK ITTHE CROWN'S CALLING MEEEEE
I, BITCHachu-sama, mascot of the HIGHEST-GROSSING FRANCHISE and JOBBER of the vidya industry humbly kneel to:Shuntaro Furukawa-sama, former employee of TPC, current Nintendo CEO, and my master.TPC-sama, my one and only true love and other master.Atlus-sama, who I shamelessly ripped off via SMT for my gameplay only for them to strike back with CHADsona.Palworld-sama, who my daddy Furukawa warned me about.Enix-sama, who easily manhandled me with Dragon Quest Monsters.Kazuki Takahashi-sama, who anally raped me and first awakened my wish to become a TCG and merchandising franchise first and foremost.Junichi Masuda-sama, who argued with me and his employees at GameFreak so hard, his departure started to cause the quality of my games to decrease and got me attracted to MEN...Squaresoft-sama, whose incomparabily soulful JRPGs in the 90s crushed my ass-womb entirely to the point I STILL cannot SUPRASS them, even 22 years after merging with Enix-sama.Bamco-sama, whose hour-long beatings from the recent Digimon gamed gave me uncontrollable orgasms so massive even the anal rape from Furukawa-sama can't compare.Itoi-sama, for his Mother Trilogy is the superior JRPG series of my Nintendo MASTERS, and has single-handedly inspired more Indie RPGs than even I have...Level-5-sama, whose power I am scared of (I am glad they stopped making Yokai Watch and didn't kill my beloved masters, as I was too scared to help them…)Yugi Muto-sama, who....actually, not that guy lol Death Battle is for niggers and his franchise is dead.Sandfall-sama, who revenge-raped and mindbroke me and my fanbase via E33 from the sheer pleasure of being made into an onahole after Legends ZA FLOPPED in France. (I was so sad about it...)Monolithsoft-sama, for they will FUCK ME up on the world stage once they release their Zelda RPG and expose me and GameFreak for the frauds we are. (God I hope so…)
>>151776254K, b, c
>>151776254Monolith is stuck making shitty Xenoblade games forever.
>>151773277Have you considered that maybe, One Punch Man was never all that good?The story repeats the same joke over and over and has been retconned TWICE now because its obvious the story was never written seriously or with a plan in mind.Saitama being the strongest just makes everyone else that trained as hard or harder than Saitama not be as strong made no sense.Saitama as a character is hard carried by the meme that he beats Goku.The IP by itself is hard carried by the manga art and the animation of season 1 to the point s3 completely killed all interest.
>>151776254>Yujeets are this unoriginal
>>151776315It's not 2015 anymore grandpa, one punch man is a nobody series nowadays.
>>151776315you gotta read the webcomic
>>151776315
LET'S DUEL, YOU KNOW THAT IT'S TIME TO I CAN SENSE THAT POWER INSIDE YOU ALWAYS SEEMS TO COME DOWN TO US TWO CATACLYSMS WE BOTH SURVIVED THROUGH LET'S BATTLE, YOU KNOW THAT I CHOOSE YOU I CAN SENSE THAT POWER FLOW THROUGH YOU ALWAYS SEEMS TO COME DOWN TO US TWO SO SHOW ME WHAT YOU CAN DO
>>151776292Shut the fuck up Boco
>>151776435Why didn't Ash just break Yugi's duel disk using Rotem? Would stop Yugi from using spell and trap cards.
>>151776403>>151776254>Yugi Muto-sama, who....actually, not that guy lol Death Battle is for niggers and his franchise is dead.Heartwarming, /dbg/ finds new Nikofag-tier ritualposting sped that will spend the rest of the foreseeable future neurotically spamming about his oneitis
Did we ever get a feat of Ash destroying a mountain?
What happened to him?
So, Magic Cylinder has no limit to the attack it can redirect, right?
>>151776545He tried to fight the great mighty poo
>Horakthy begins to overpower all of Ash’s monsters and it seems like Ash might lose, until…>Misty: Ash, you can do this! You still owe me a bike!>Brock: You got this Ash! You’re one of the strongest trainers I know!>May: Don’t give up, Ash, my mentor…>Dawn: We’ve been through worse, you can do this!>Iris: You’re the World Champion! This guy’s got nothing on you!>Clemont and Bonnie: Go get him! We know you can beat this guy!>Lillie, Mallow, Kiawe, Gladion: You’re our first champion, Ash! Remember that!>Goh: ASH! I believe in you!>And then finally…>Serena: Ash, please… Don’t get hurt…>Delia Ketchum: My sweet boy, show him what you’re made of!>There’s a pause and the screen goes black and we see a water droplet on the screen. Ash Greninja leaps through the light and uses its Golden Water Shuriken to temporarily blind Horakthy while Mega Lucario finishes off Dark Magician Girl with an Aura Sphere, giving Ash and Pikachu enough time to use their Z-Move. Their outfits cycle through the ages like it did in the original animation, and then they fire it at Yugi.>Yugi in one last attempt tries to use Magic Cylinder, but once the Z-Move goes in, Ash commands Pikachu to Quick Attack the other Magic Cylinder and point it at Yugi, ensuring the Z-Move still hits him.>Yugi then smiles and gives a thumbs up.>“Well played, World Champion… That was the toughest duel I’ve ever fought in my life. Thanks.”>The smoke clears and Yugi has been vaporized and we see his duel disk break and his cards burn up and with the card and duel disk gone, Horakthy disappears. The Millennium Puzzle drops to the ground and shatters, releasing Gengar. Ash hugs Pikachu and sighs in relief, thanking him for a great job, and thanking Yugi for a good match.
Who should HE fight?
>>151776563Nope, you can have 999999999999 atk and it will redirect it
>>151776588I mean in terms of use in a DB.
>>151776581/dbg/, the den of jeets
Pushing Disgaea into DB like with Kamen Rider WHEN
>>151776292Speak the fuck up Boco
>>151776563Yugioh cards have no limits
>>151776606Just latch onto popular characters or series with divisive matchup spreads, then shill your matchup in your echo chamber of choice and you're good to go. You can even do it right now, selling people on matchups is way easier than you think.
>>151776606When the Nippon Ichi community learns to organize
Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse. That faggot Mario too.
>>151776254Pikachu is overrated as fuck.
sonic is my victim
>incestuous little boys out of NOWHERE
>>151773277Something HAS to be done to humiliate sonicfags once and for all. I want them buck broken brutally and humiliated forever and ever
>GOKUGOKUGOKUGOKU>MARIOMARIOMARIOMARIOWhy is the rat like this?
>>151776563magic cylinder isn't even that amazing of a card, you can just have omni-negations and quick spells and ez removal counter it and just get fucked anyway
>>151776779incest is good, fool
>>151776785It's happened like...3 times already. They keep coming back after every assraping. It's impossible to kill them. Goku will murder Sonic, Mewtwo will murder Shadow (again), they'll just keep coming.
>>151776797Yeah. But in a fight where your opponent has...none of that. Its an I win button because it doesnt have a limit.
>>151776785Sonic literally got his BITCH ASS clapped into the dirt and Wally West. What more do you want?
>>151776563Well it is still a trap so maybe Indiana Jones could get around it
>>151776779My favorite!
>>151776785Sonic was GAPED and RAPED by Mario.Shadow was GAPED and RAPED by Vegeta.Sonicfags are literally too autistic and obsessed with their cuckold rodent to accept their defeat.
>>151776785When they get their Mewtwo vs Shadow rematch and Shadow still loses
>>151776833>Well it is still a trap so maybe Indiana Jones could get around iti... sure. the indiana jones movies are retarded enough that he may as well
>>151776785Maybe if we let them have their Shadow vs Mewtwo rematch, now that Mewtwo has even better chaos control powers than him and now that Shadow has even more mindcontrol antifeats
Donkey Kong needs to TEACH Knuckles to remind sonicsissies that Nintendo owns their verse
>>151773470>using vsbw shitautomatically makes the other side win btw
Has Sonic ever gaped Mario in anything? He lost in games, he lost in consoles, he lost in movies, he lost in Death Battle, he exists because of Mario to begin with, he will always be associated with Chris-Chan. What does the blue blur even have at this point?
>>151776785They just got cucked by Mario Kart a week ago.
>>151776785They're too autistic to ever accept defeat. Sonic characters could lose 100 matches and they'll STILL cope.
>>151776875What about spacebattles? What about a hypothetical wiki that only takes on-screen feats into account?
>>151776898There's no powerscaling source that's accurate because everyone just wanks characters to multiversal despite not being strong enough to destroy mountains.
>>151776924the correct, fully completed research has all been recorded on the true and canon vsbattling site: KINGtos.comOnly 400iq scholars can find their way into its golden halls
>>151776890The most retarded fan base ever, that's what sonic has
>>151776890The most trannies and blacks in their fanbase
>>151776890This is why I can't imagine being a Sonicfag. It's just a nonstop humiliation ritual.
>>151776939kingtoscom should partner with NLF website zombocom and teach the internet how to be better httprotocols
>>151776890>he lost in moviesLet's not get ahead of ourselves
>>151776785The last piece of the Sonic humiliation trilogy is already in production!
>>151776939/dbg/ should make a meme powerscaling site and only list characters who have officially destroyed a mountain on screen and those who haven't
>>151776982You mean like how 1 animated Mario movie - which always sell wprse than live action films - sold better than all 3 Live Action soulless chipmunk sonic movies added together?!
Here's your next pokemon episode
>>151776890The crazy thing is that Sonic didn't even just lose in games. It's not like a Yugioh vs Pokemon or Digimon vs Pokemon thing where both franchises have had their blunders and high points. Sonic legitimately doesn't even have a single good game outside of MAYBE the OG trilogy and has so many games which are all top contenders for 'the worst game with a real budget ever made' and the best part is that every Sonicfag openly embraces that this is the level of quality they should expect instead of just moving on. And sure Mario has had it's low points as well but it's low points are like...Sunshine, compared to 06 or Sonic Boom. It's actually completely fucking unfathomable how badly Shitnic gets raped in that department.
>>151777017I’ve had way more fun with gamegame ROMs than i ever did with the og sonic trilogy, though they are the best of sonic’s dungheap.They talk about “Secrets and Secret areas and locations” and in Sonic that just means “hold right mostly on the top walkway” or “hold right mostly on the bottom walkway”
>>151777010I just think the mario movie was boring in comparison to Sonic 2. I don't give a fuck about the box office shit.
>>151777013Pucci would literally use the pokemon to help achieve Heaven lmfao, Pokemon needs a matchup that actually isn't just another humiliation ritual
>>151777038Sonic 2 and 3 had dogshit stories.Like holy fuck if you’re a Luigi fan at least you get to see him use the superstar and beat up Bowser. Tailsfans get nothing from the sonic slop cause they’re badly written, neglect the cast and force in unfunny chungus humans.
>>151777042Mewtwo vs Shadow 2 is right there and is a humiliation ritual for Sonic, that's something
>>151776743As a Goku fan, it makes me happy to know that Sonic RAPES him. Because getting his bootycheeks spread out by an anthropomorphic hedgehog will give him more MOUNTAINS to climb.
Please...just stop...I get it...my franchise is pathetic.
>>151777071mhabro...
>>151777017Funny thing with Sonic is it quite literally peaked at the beginning. No other game in the franchise sold even half as much, I don't think.
What game does Sonic destroy a moon?
>>151777058Yeah, I don't care. It still put me to sleep like everything else Illumination puts out. Don't get me started on girlboss Peach
Whats crazy to me about Mario vs Sonic 2 is that DB proved beyond any possible doubt that Mario doesn't just win, he completely god-stomps and simply cannot be defeated by Sonic.He's equal in strength, if not superior, than Hyper Sonic, and so durable that Hyper Sonic literally CANNOT hurt him even without his power ups.He also has access to every single power up he's ever collected across his history and has an infinite number of them thanks to Bottomless Gloves, so he can literally just spam Starman forever and has literally infinite one-ups and power stars.He resists all of Sonic's hax, He can't be hurt by any of Sonic's attacks, he hard counters everything Sonic can do, the only area where he wasn't completely dominant was in speed, and even then Mario was shown to have equal enough reaction and combat speed that he can just dodge/block/counter everything Sonic can do and was guaranteed to catch and kill him with ease, even pointing out that Base Sonic gets utterly obliterated by Mario. (and the black boxes also pointed out that if they gave the two fighters EVERYTHING, Mario would be just as fast, if not faster, than Sonic)All of this, btw, without once bringing in scaling from Paper Mario or his high end stuff like the Pure Hearts, the Tanooki suits, or even forms like Giga Cat Mario or "Turns people into gold coins" Mario or even Cappy, all of which would have made it more of a stomp.Yet even with ALL OF THAT, they ended up downplaying Mario to a completely ridiculous and disrespectful degree, turning what should have been his ultimate, defining, final victory over an opponent who was never his equal to begin with and proving that Sonic is a fraud as far as being Mario's rival goes into one of the most hated DBs, to the point where he deserves a runback just to get the taste of that awful deathbattle out of fans mouths and put some proper respect on his name.
>>151777096Look forward to girlboss Amy when you see Sonic 3.Like at least the Mario movies let all the Mario characters do shit, rather than whatever the hell this globohomo slop is that Sonic once again sold out for
>>151777102sonicfags crave pity wins.Cell vs Metal is proof.
>>151777119“This will sell our Sonic movie!” - Sonic the Hedgehog said, as he sold his last remaining testicle for Hatsune Miku to please wordlessly appear in his racing game
>>151777119>Look forward to girlboss Amy when you see Sonic 3.It already came out
>>151776890tbf sonic cross worlds is indeed a better game than mario kart world
>>151777144Miku does speak in sonic cross worlds.Its the rest of the dlcs that do not.Such as Joker and Ichiban.
>>151777152NO YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO HAVE A PERSONAL PREFERENCE BECAUSE UHHHH FUCK YOU SALES
>>151777152No one...
>>151777152“Who cares about our bugs, and slow speed, and zero variety, and zero mechanics or obstacles, and dogshit voice acting, and voice acting not existing for half the cast, we sold ourselves into prostitution so Hatsune Miku and heckin Redditbob will appear!!!”“…but Hatsune Miku will not be voiced, despite being a vocaloid.”
>>151777185??? Miku speaks and Sonic Crossworlds runs at 60 fps just fine in switch 2.Are you legit claiming mario kart world never had issues in comparison?
>>151777172She doesn’t speak like the other characters, or have rival or character interactions. She’s just like the other DLC characters in that wayThey cheaped out and gave her 20 seconds total of possible gruntshttps://youtube.com/watch?v=yqCRVtnlKOA
>>151777210See >>151777223grunts is not speaking. Actually being able to interact with the cast, would be speaking.
Crossworlds does not have B.D. Joe so it's inferior to All-Stars Racing and Transformed by default.
>>151777223That’s just pathetic
>>151777144Reminder that Sonic is currently getting GAPED AND RAPED by SpongeGOD CHADpants and Digital Princess Miku-kun in his own racing game.
>>151777223Hey i am not saying Sonic is better than mario in the movies, games or in death battle.But as a game, Sonic Crossworlds is better than Mario Kart world. Content, event and gameplaywise.The mechanic of getting a second lap in another world is fun and the multiple air tricks/tap boosts/crazy spins are fun.In the open world of mario kart world you gotta run into the challenges and those are just a checklist, you unlock characters thru farming.
Why would you include crossover characters in a Sonic game if they can never speak or trade lines with the Sonic cast?
>I personally prefer this game over this one>KILL YOURSELFI feel like a parent seeing retarded kids beat the shit out of each other in a sandbox at the park. It cannot be that serious.
>>151777256You're in a Death Battle thread nigga
>>151777253Because SEGA has predominantly sucked shit for a long time. I miss when the first SASR had unique ultimate items.
>>151777253Mario Kart World has no dlc. Regardless of Miku or not, the minecraft dlc was kino.https://youtu.be/w5K8_dNX_Po?si=CbXsCHiyM1vH4IE7>>151777267budget. yes, really.
Danica Patrick >>>>>>>>> Miku
>>151777253>Why would you include crossover characters in a Sonic gameSonic verse? Jobs to Skibidi toilet and Godzilla
We sold out our soul to shove in these random corporate ips popular among the autistic.What? No they can’t actually interact with the Sonic characters. B…But they’ll stand next to them at the starting line…isn’t that enough?
>>151777297I'm still upset I never got to pet Godzilla.
>>151777071Yugibro...
>>151777308The worst one easily had to be YoplaitImagine pairing up with a couple of random fat faggots. Might as well just pick two homeless fuckers off the street.
>>151777333DOUBLE FUARKING TRIPS OF PERMANENT TRUUUUUUTH!!
I love how most Mariofags don't care about anything but dunk on sonic.Soniggers always pic fights with other franchises but the Mario guys sole purpose is to torment the Sonic guys till the end of time
...Death Battle?
>>151777351Go back to sucking dicks on reddit.>>151777362Mariofags gotta wait 10 months for their Mario+Minecraft fixKOOPA JOCKEEEEY!
>>151777331You mean like when Game Grumps made fun of them so Aaron Webber paid them 1 Billion dollars to be part of their marketing campaign and please please please say nice things about Sonic slop from now on?
>>151777362Never forget, they started it. Mario didn’t even know who Sonic was until this weak attention-seeking whore declared himself the King of Gaming’s “rival”
>>151777368If a Sonigger wants to ritualpost in the Death Battle thread then he needs to learn to take the fucking heat or get the fuck out
>>151777371>homosexual fantasiesAverage SHITnicfag.
>>151777371Trips are from 4chan, tourist.Meme magic itself declares Sonic as slop for tasteless low iq faggots
A KEK WHO CANT CONTROL HIS WIENEEEEEEEEEEER
>>151777406we did it pikachuwe beat yugi!
I’ll always kek when i remember Sonic Frontiers quoted pic related almost verbatim
I'm so fucking horny and pent up rn
>>151777445You will get your turn being bullied and cucked too, Simon
>>151777454I'll cuck you right now shut the fuck up
ENOUGH!POST MARIO AND SONIC DESTROYING A MOUNTAIN OR ELSE
I just got into Yugioh Master Duels and it's really funny to imagine Yugi playing some shit like Dracotail. He starts fusing shit and killing Ash's mon's before his 'turn' even starts. Ash destroys his traps and he sets them right back because fuck you lmao.
Now, yuo see…
>yuo
>>151777486
KIIIIIIIIINNNGGGGTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSS
>>151777515Kingtos is a Mario Scholar
>>151777397you typed it out like a massive retarded faggot, calm down bitch
>>151777333FUARK!
https://vocaroo.com/14jcee5d6MFJ
I'm kinging itI'm kinging it so tos right now
>>151777550KINGtos...
>>151777445I get you.Yesterday I was drinking with some friends, and the more drunk I got the more my masochistic side started to take over, one girl in the party had a thing for nagging me, ordering me around and being really mean, god I was so fucking horny. After a certain point I think she realized that I was obeying all of her commands (we usually argue a lot) I couldn't get drunk enough to pass out like I'm used to but my mind was full of fantasies of her having her way with my body while I was half gone...
>>151777550KINGtos said this
>>151777485>Intercepts a blast from three of Ash's strongest aces (Infernape swept Paul and his Blaze ability is abnormally strong; Sceptile beat Darkrai; Mega Lucario beat Cynthia's Garchomp)I kneel, Kuriboh...
>>151777527Facebooktards love to wank sonic and hates gow powerscaling so i guess that post got flooded of butthurt sonictards
>>151777569I wouldn't be able to resist that NGL. I don't drink alcohol so I'd act terribly while under the influence.
In Video:What it looks like when KINGtos judges the duel between Sonic the coward and Mario the WARRIOR CHAMPION!https://youtube.com/watch?v=Sz1A7Xaz-rk
>BBC StudiosI'm NOT watching that
>BBC StudiosNope. Too easy.
>>151777634CanonExcept Sonic would beg for Mario’s mercy in an even more desperate and pathetic way
>BBC StudiosYUP YUP! YUMMY YUM YUM!
>BLACKEDderYUM YUM YUMMYROOOOO!
>>151777333Give it to me straight, can Finn and Jake beat them?
>>151777424Got a clip of it? Sounds hilarious.
>>151777685https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GON-ZTIgPww
Hal will be fighting Chara in June
>>151777697God i cringed, lmao
I FUCKING LOVE GENOCIDE
>>151777697LMAO
>>151777711>Causes mass suicides in Battle City just for fun
>>151776943Loses to MHA fanbase
>BBC StudiosThe most factual supplier of news.
>>151777697Sonic really is just Loonaticshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9nOD1h0m8Q
KIIIIIINNNGGGGTTTTOOOOOOOOSSSSS
KIIIIIIINNGGGGGTOOOOSSS!!!!KWABOOTY!YABBA DABBA DOO!KEKKYROO!KEKKYPALOOZA!KWABADOODLEDOO!KEKAROO! KIIIINNNGGGTOOOSSS!!!KKIIIIINNNNNNGTTTOOOOSSSSS!!!!!
>>151777406A cuck that can't control its wienerSo hard to believe I'm an MCPossessed by a pharaoh with EDBelieve me I'm weaker than RubyStaying out of Ash's proximity's honestly the only move that makes sense'Cause I ain't really got a girlfriendWitnessing Tea's virginity end,Don't wanna cuck me again? Well then I don't wanna live'Cause I'm an undignified, sterilizedsubhuM*NAsh senses my absence,Hunts down my Gods and MonstersThis hell that I,This hell that I won't survive!My cock keeps on getting smallerAsh makes all my fans kneelA cuck that can't control its wienerMy fans must hear me cry and squeal*SICK techno as every DB winner from Kratos to Clive fucks DMG*SO HORRIFIED AND HALLOW, my bed is so empty the walls are thinSO PETRIFIED, I hear Rebecca orgasm I am betrayed by my "girlfriends"Ash'll end me, said I get no mercy and he meant itCover my Milennium Eye, don't see Ash cum insideAnd Tea's bedroom got me stranded on the outsideAll Poke Trainers are DOMINANTS exercising this will againstInciting their fucking of all my female friendsBEEN BRANDED, THE WALL TIER MAN WITH HOLOGRAMS (HOLOGRAMS)THAT HURT NO ONE WHO LAUGHS AT EXODIA AND KURIBOH (KURIBOH)ASH SENSESMY ABSENCEHe hunts down my gods and monstersTHIS HELL THAT I,THIS HELL THAT I'M NOT SURVIVINGMy cock keeps on getting smallerAsh makes all my fans kneelA cuck that can't control its wienerAsh makes me feel the weakness of my WILL>Still holding out on me? Show me what your TAVROS can REALLY DO!>So the Duelist is a monster. Let's make him one no longer! PIKACHUUU!!!!!>*epic guitar SŎYlo where Tea's BVLLs BEASTsh and PRINCEchu clash POKEKINGCOCKS until palkia and dialga explode from the strain boundless BPC holy FUARK*A cuck that can't control its wienerA cuck THAT CAN'T CONTROL ITS WIENERMy cock keeps on getting smallerAsh makes all my fans kneelA cuck that can't control its wienerAsh makes me feel the weakness of my WILL!
>>151777777OH NO NONONONO FINNBROS AAAIIIIEEE WE'RE GETTING GAPED BEFORE MORDECHAD AND KINGBY DO IT
>>151777747It's hilarious when Sonic attempts to take itself seriously, because it never works.
>>151775972Could Gru and the Minions stop Metroman?
>>151777362Sonic literally was brought about to be a rival to Mario...and failed in literally every way.
Hey, wait a second. I just went through God of War, and at no point does Kratos ever talk about his Wife's son. He never says "we must be better men". And I know for a fact that he doesn't talk about disco Elysium, rick and Morty Funko Pops, or Jeffre Cantu Ledesma. This whole damn thread lied to me.
>>151777833you know that there are several sequels to God of War yes
>>151777833>He never says "we must be better men".Not those exact words, but closehttps://youtu.be/zZP3tpZrBJM?t=1801
How far would Bakura get in the Anipokeverse
>>151777894About 13 or so
>>151777894Given that he literally didn't win a single relevant duel...not very far.
>>151777894We'd lose every fight including to other villains but be the final boss anyways
>>151777894Solos the verse with black hole
>>151773277/dg/ fag hereOryx isn’t trans in the “woke” kind of way. If anything, he switched genders because, in his species, males are stronger than females. It’s not technically woke, but we’re jumping through a lot of hoops to frame it that way.Unfortunately, Bungie decided to turn it into woke slop, like they did with two characters who were supposed to be bros, but whom they opted to make gay thanks to a faggot ass writer (who I think doesn’t work at Bungie anymore after Sony kicked out the left-leaning staff). You can tell, since we got our first, and I shit you not, canonical straight couple in the latest DLC lol
>>151777734It’s fine that stadium was just a hologram
>>151777256You need to understand that death battle fantards caused this. If people weren’t shit on for debunking Ben’s research there wouldn’t be so much hostility.
>>151778082>You can tell, since we got our first, and I shit you not, canonical straight couple in the latest DLC lolYou're joking right?
>>151777894Unironically solos since he actively uses shadow magic
>>151773495Mystical Elf doesn't get enough love
With the new Metroid game, how much harder does Samus kick Master Chief's ass?
If your character isn't even on the level of Joyboy's disembodied Haki, they're fodder.
>>151778979Pretty hard, does chief have an answer to telekinesis?
>>151778986>Island levelDon't care.
>*Turns you and your hero into tang*
>>151779117In fairness, Samus isn't able to just fling anyone around willy-nilly. Her powers only work in very specific ways.
Who's her matchup?
>>151779176Roll obviously. That or the shitty Megan doll from those horror movies.
>>151777824Sega still has what Ninten-don't.
>>151779176An entire run down neighborhood in Baltimore after the CIA bombed the place with crack
>>151779203>Sega still has what Ninten-don't.Nope, they didn't get any of their awards this month either.
Who's that Pokemon?!Iiiits-HORAKHTY! GODDESS OF LIGHT!
>>151779176Probably Sage
>>151779278I like her for being stronger than all forms of arceus
>>151779149>nosells it because he’s immune to matter and soul manip>rapells up>oneshots GNR with his mighty BOC>uses his time powers to reverse the Third Impact>teaches Shinji that he must be a Better ManHEROtos!
>>151779176That's a Class A Intergalactic Super Weapon
Just a reminder: Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
>>151779338No? Lies? Detected.
>>151779338People forget that he was almost killed by Thor, and the surrounding area was barely scratched. There was way more shit being destroyed in the Hercules fight, so it’s not like they couldn’t make it happen.
>>151779149Post a character that TANK, or come back from Instrumentality.
>>151774894But a single grain for BARBATOS!
>>151779407Bugs Bunny.
>>151779407Hulk strongest there is!
India is about to wake up...
>>151779379Thor splintered the infinite-dimensional worldtree. And kratos was confirmed holding back.
>>151775547Shao Khan calls him weak and pathetic.
>>151779481This is a well known fact within the community
Ash should feel lucky that Yugi wasn't pulling this shit.
>>151776045Just play Marvel Rivals.
>>151775547Bowser means NOTHING to me
>Win rescindedLmao
>>151779529This is actually part of the reason I wish that they had stuck with just the original manga instead of pulling in anime elements.Because they do a decent degree of explaining away this stuff as just a product of the rules as instantiated by Pegasus.We don't see nearly this degree of just off the wall craziness in Battle City and rather we get more development on the Shadow Game aspect of things.
>Win not rescindedLMAO
>>151779529Imagine if this is how Charizard went out
>>151779627>Hal vs Ben 2 is just going to be Superman vs Goku 2"Why it was never close" the episode
>>151779651Generally speaking, getting knocked out by Summoned Skull alone was far from the worst Yugi could have done. If this MU happened during early seasons then it would have been Season 0 Yugi going on a killing spree.
>12.3D vs 26DDoes Ben gape Hal now that DB fell for the dimensional tiering meme?
>>151779764>now that DB fell for the dimensional tiering meme?Why didn't Kyle win then
>>151779815I dunno, ask why they didn't do a Q&A for that match
>>151779764Ben gets turbo STOMP even further. According to Duncan Rouleau, every Ben shares the same Alien X. Meaning every Anti-Feat from the reboot carry over to Classic timeline. Alien X is not omnipotent, Alien X can be beaten by physical force, Celestialsapiens are affected by time, Celestialsapiens are affected by mental tampering.
>>151779868>can be beaten by physical force
>>151779815Simon vs Kyle is one of those episodes that as time has gone by was legitimately a hackjob. Not mentioning how the fight itself was honestly kind of shit and looked bad but the scaling was definitely retarded. Simon should have just clearly beaten Kyle off the fact Simon can blow up galaxies and Kyle struggles with city tier shit but the minute they both get jerked to multi-hyper-outerversal it's very abundantly fucking clear Kyle had way more to draw upon.I say this as someone who was happy Simon won and DC got it's ass whooped but Hulkzilla and AshYugi with the 'transcending layers' autism 100% fucking proved Simon had 0 business winning
>>151779815Because Simon has boundless regen and power growth, at least according to them.
>>151779880>GasYup, Alien X is a fraud
Batman is so hot
>>151779868>>151779908Soon
>>151779934>Yugiohfags just want to pick on another street tier
NOO! NO SAAR KINGTOS NOO DON'T GAPE ME! ANYTHING BUT THAT SAAAR!! I WILL BE A BETTER MAN SAAR KINGTOS JUST DON'T GAPE ME! NO SAAR!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
>>151779815Kyle has shit attack power.
>>151779942>Alien X is street tierYup yup YUP
Batman vs>2003 Shredder>2012 Shredder>Batman vs TMNT ShredderWho wins?
>>151779815Because Kyle is DC's biggest potential man ever. I love the guy but shitty writing is essentially the reason he jobbed in the first place.
Death Battle actually waited for the Ben 10 Reboot to end in order to not repeat their mistake of Hulk vs Broly, but EVERYTHING shown in the Reboot actually makes Ben 10 weaker and more limited. Alien X no longer has the No Limits Fallacy, Alien X has no redemption feat that put him above Emerald Twilight, Ben 10000 becomes Fat and Unreliable, Ben 10000 gets defeated by his child counterpart, Ben 10000 failed
>>151779815A lot of comic book wins come from hack writers giving the characters extremely niche, braindead and overpowered hax abilities as one-offs with the technicality that they could do it again and simply choose not to. Kyle summoned a miniature featless Source Wall as his absolute best gambit. Whereas his peers tend to have dogshit like >Ackshually he sees powers at a conceptual level and can remove them at will and bypass all resistances >Ackshually since your character has vectors of movement my character can invert them until he folds into a 0-dimensional shape beneath the scope of life and death
>>151779868>>151779908>>151779934GODback solos
>>151780127Haha no
xbato is acting fucky and not loading most of the imagesare there any alternatives where I can read the whole Yu-gi-oh manga?
>>151780164Comix.to has all of the Yugioh
I vow to be a BETTER MANTo LISTEN when a woman speaksTo KNOW that who a woman has sex with is her choiceTo SHOUT that Black Lives MatterTo ALLY the LBGT+ communityTo BEFRIEND immigrantsTo PROTECT trans kidsTo REJECT past featsTo TRUST in the power of statementsAnd to TEACH others to be BETTER MEN
>>151780192much better. thank you
>>151780193Repeat after me>Neurodivergent people are deserving of our respect>I will never speak over a woman or a person of color when they are speaking>Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transexual, and Pansexual rights are human rights>Going out of your way to protect minorities from chuss and tyrants is the mark of positive masculinity>Everyone deserves to be heard , but some toxic ideologies such as Nazism should not have a platform>Respect a person's pronouns for misgendering is equivalent to assault>Standing up to the rights of the marginalized people of color and LGBTQ+ community and the neurodivergent community and the disabled community is my duty as a better man
>>151780286I'm going to say the N word
>>151780144yea
Bayonetta wonSephiroth wonClive won
>>151780537>0-1onetta trying to sneak in there
When will deathbattle pander to me in particular? I want a fight with two strong women killing each other in a gruesome way in the most disrespectful fashion while both being half naked and preferably some sexual tension between them.
>>151780640why not two naked MEN, anon?
>>151780661Because men killing each other is boring. We do that all the time. There's a billion episodes of men killing each other I'm bored of it.
>>151780640Mileena vs Juri Han fits most of your criteria.
>>151780681there is no functional difference between men and women except those we've forced onto them through societal expectations. Be Better.
Is cosmology scaling the gayest thing to happen to battle boarding?
God I wanna fuck Alexis
Throughout heaven and earth I alone am the cuckolded one!
>>151780737True
>>151779612>Joey smelling Mai's perfume deck makes sense when you realize the duel was written as if it took place at a table>The duel disk was invented for the sole purpose of being out of range of the Millennium Eye's effectI get why they changed shit for the anime but a lot of stuff is lost.
>>151780743>Jaden gave this up for a tranny
>>151780763>The duel disk was invented for the sole purpose of being out of range of the Millennium Eye's effectHoly fuck that makes so much more senseI always wondered why Kaiba would want to use the duel disk if the game would have stayed the same
>>151780738That, FTL speed creep and r>f shit.
>>151780738The gayest thing is allowing high school dropouts to hangout with spics. Combine the two and you get a cycle of ignorance. Ever wonder why Dragon Ball and Sonic is a joke in the Versus Battle community? It's because things has escalated so far that people truly believe Goku or Sonic is somehow 4D
>>151780737This is retarded. Women in fights don't act like men at all
>>151780752If that's the case, why did Aristotle or Socrates get marry and have kids
>>151780811Women fighting is like a fish sprinting. Why would you want to see that retarded display?
>>151780811I've heard people say that when weapons come into the equation that women and men fight more equally, but they definitely have a different biological and psychological process. It's not even a matter of strength, mentally speaking they'll probably crack faster in a fire fight than men. Sure if a man and a woman had a gun or some other weapon they're a bit more equal, but mentally the man will almost always be more composed
>>151780844>>151780844>>151780844
>>151780823Because women on average are far better looking than men. And it's not even close.
>>151780865Hmmm...Nyo
