>Schmekle, our new Spider-Man must be simply better than the old Spider-Man, so he should have a lot of new spider-related powers.>I agree Schmozzle, how about...>Invisibility>Electricity>A Halo energy sword>But Schmekle, those powers don't seem to be related to spiders at all!>Don't worry Schmozzle, the audience for this shit can barely read!>Dohohoho!
>>151777319is bendis a jewish name? ive never actually looked at his early life
>>151777354I dunno, what do you think? Chinese, maybe? Inuit perhaps? Guatemalan?
>>151777354Real antisemites don't have to check the early life section, JimboWe operate on pure gut instinct
>>151777319The power creep didn't really get bad until Cody Ziglar got his hands on Miles and turned him into a self-insert who makes entry level references to anime.
>>151777319isn't the VA of miles morales a cuck or something?
>>151777319right, like spider-man doesn't already have non-spider-related powers
>>151777560He tried to hook up with Gwen's VA and made a public spectacle of himself in doing so
>>151777354>starts with benYour Jewdar is off, anon
>>151777560Almost feel bad for the wretched soulAlmost
>>151777319it's incredble, every single thing you think is hebraic isn't, and everything you think isn't, is.maybe stop making such shitty and off-topic threads.
>>151777319Someday, someone in Marvel will finally have the guts to genocide every Spider-person that's not Peter himself.
>>151777587Are you referring to his radioactive jism?
>>151777621>Not calling it "Oy vey-dar"
>>151778287That's how the Bri'ish bobbies address Anakin Skywalker
>>151778287>>151778337Kek
>>151778278It’s so weird and funny that they did that No Peter couldn’t fuck up rescuing her or something it was radioactive backshots
>>151777621i wasnt aware ben was a jewish name like stein or berg
>>151778767"Ben" means "son" in Hebrew. It's one of the most common words and names there is, in both Biblical contexts and the modern day. "Benjamin" is a Hebrew name meaning "son of the right hand". Any time you see "Ben" anything, you should be thinking "how are the juden involved with this".
>>151779028well fuck, the more you learn.
>>151777354It doesn’t sound Jewish, but it is.
>>151777621>>151779028Uncle Ben is Jewish?
>>151777319Thats not spiderman, thats just some black kid.>>151777553High octane cringe.
>>151777553Peter would torrent his anime.
>>151779912Judeo-Christian. So yes, basically jewish.
>>151777319>Oh no! Comic book character gets new and exciting powers! It's only the thousandth time this has happened!Bendis is and will forever be a hack, and Miles's new powers are retarded, but come on, you're stretching it a bit, Miles is going through stuff most of the popular capeshit characters has gone through before, just faster because writers steamroll through that shit nowadays and it gives readers whiplash. That and you're racist towards a character which is also retarded like his writers giving him retarded powers, but worse because you can just stop following it and live a better and more fulfilling life where you pay attention to stuff you actually like instead of seethe about bad capeshit
>>151780248It's racist to call out a racially-motivated choice huhFunny how it only works against me, like some sort of bludgeoning weapon whose purpose is to silence criticism.
>>151777319Just give him carnage. Let him fully succumb to it ala jjk with yuji and sukuna for peak anime shit. Imagine carnage with miles powersrt and low inhibition and bottled up rage. >>151777560He...the Chinese have a phrase for it. "A toad that dreams of eating swan meat"
>>151780346Can't show a black character freaking out in rage and killing people, sorry. They have to be mild and meek and peaceful and nerdy, just like they are in reality.
>>151780352Yeah...not likeba white guy will freak out and fatally stab his parents...Right anon?
>>151780358Oh no it's perfectly fine to show Whites as murderous monsters, that's always been allowed.
>>151780384You lost this fight retard. Go sit in the embarrassing asshole corner.
>>151780346Kinography. In Dark Ages he was bonded to both Venom and Carnage, and they proceed to mindrape him for years, but all the concept art showed him as a willing villain. Also Donny Cates wanted to make him Venom, could have been cool.
>>151780398You lost by default for sticking up for miles. Pitiful.
>>151780248also I need to add in case there are apologists of his in this thread:>Fuck House of M>Fuck his Moon Knight run>Fuck Hellspawn, worse than McFarlane>FUCK NEW AVENGERS>Fuck anything, anything really to do with whatever the fuck this man did to Superman>Fuck Secret War>Fuck Dark Avengers>Fuck his Guardians run, OOGA CHAKA OOGA >Fuck Age of Ultron lmao straight ass>Fuck the entire state of the comics industry during the 2010s which was entirely dictated by what THIS RETARD wrote>Fuck Powers and the walls of terrible dialogue>Fuck his Daredevil run and anyone who defends it>Fuck Alias, GARBAGE, and you just know he wanted to get Spider-Woman just so he could play rape house with her instead of Jones lmao>Fuck Ultimate Spider-Man period. Fuck the first one for his self insert put there to fuck Shadowcat, and fuck the second one because Bendis absolutely ruined comics discourse with a shit elseworlds character that made so many retards seethe that it made the character extremely fucking popular, and he didn't even TRY to write something interesting with it. And last but not least>Fuck Bendis>>151780307Stop acting like you're fighting some holy war by seething at a capeshit character, you're on 4chan, retard>like some sort of bludgeoning weapon whose purpose is to silence criticism.gayest thing I've read all day
>>151780448I like Dark Avengers, sorry.
>>151780473You're allowed do be retarded anon, no need for an apology
>>151780384I mean....
>>151780410Would work better then my and the retarded rape baby. Do marvels editors actually exist or do anything.
>>151777319Names made me lol
