Hello my name is Drew Pickles and I'm really really really really gay
>>151777571>stay at home dad>with bitchy CEO wife>probably orders him to eat her out while she's on the phone with clientsheh, that would totally suck, a-am I right?
>>151777571>Drew PicklesThat's not how you spell Betty DeVille.
>>151777784Why do these supposed "progressives" keep turning the characters who most closely match LGBT stereotypes into queers? All in the Family avoided that trap all the way back in the 70s.
>>151777784/t newfag
>>151777571C'mon ride the train, choo choo riot![Loud Tom scream]
>>151777571Drew Pickles grew up in Burbank, California as a gay child. When he was born in 1969, his penis was a whopping five feet long. The doctors called it a very queer birth defect. The penis would grow a lot through Drew's young life, as well as getting harder. When Drew started school at the age of five, his penis was now twenty miles long and he had to keep it rolled up and hiding in his pants out of medical orders. He didn't follow directions well and started having sex with the boys in the classroom during playtime. He also came on the teacher. Drew damaged or destroyed a lot of things with his dick. He even filled up the school's swimming pool with his own cum. Facing lawsuits and death threats from the Los Angeles School District, Drew's dad Lou took him out of school forever after the third grade. This was a mistake that Lou regretted for the rest of his life.
>>151777571he didn't say that
BAG that was swell
I find it interesting how this meme never caught on in the collective consciousness despite its longevity. There's still a community making Barney Bunch vids as of today.
>>151777924Yes he did
>>151778255No... he didn't. He would never say that! If he did, the writers need to be killed and fired.
>>151777901AND THEN WHAT
>>151778291When Drew was 11, he got his own computer with the internet installed. Drew jacked off to Wiggles hentai and Arthur scar porn. He couldn't stop.
>>151777784you have to be 32 to post here
>>151777571https://youtu.be/vDtaas9DMrE?si=ml_IR8Tm0abdPAsF
>>151778274Filtered
>>151777592>stay at home dadI'm pretty sure he was an accountant
