Let's watch some good old fashioned Christian entertainment instead!
Your imaginary friend isn’t real.
>>151788420How many genders are there?
Peaked at Prince of Egypt and has been a steep downhill trend since. The guys making this slop don't understand the way you actually get this shit across to the average normie and not being forced to sell church packages to fill theaters is making some actual fucking art. If it is a religious work, then you better damn well make sure it looks like it has a SOUL.
>>151788380sling stones weren't that big
Someone has Goliath face reveal? They keep it secret like if was the most hyped thing in the alst 200 years.
>>151788495The exodus is the only good story in the bible. Everything else is way too edgy to be adapted or just boring as fuck.
>>151788380Will it include the part where when he's trying to marry the princess the king challenged him to steal 100 foreskins but he stole 200 foreskins because he's an overachiever? What a beautiful story
>>151789004I agree
>>151788380Is it going to show how much of an anticlimax the actual confrontation with Goliath is?
Going full nephilim with Goliath's design is a based choice
>>151788806>>151790322Wasn't Goliath like 2 or 2.20 meters?
>>151788495honestly, having watching prince of Egypt recently it's not a very good movie. The animation is beautiful, some of the songs hit hard, but if it wasn't a bible story it would not be considered a good plot.
>>151790861Artistic choice you dumb realist nigga
