>I invented a gun that puts Batman's cum in your balls
>>151793104Both balls?
>>151793104Where is this meme from? Twice today ive seen people referencing batmans cum replacing your own.
>>151793175youd have to be a redditwiter user, thats my guess anyways.
>>151793175this was supposed to be the final DCU episode before they got an extra seasonhttps://dcau.fandom.com/wiki/Epilogue
>>151793104>how did you get Batman's cum?
>>151793104The retcon so retarded and morally evil it killed batmsn beyond.
>>151793104>Can I borrow that Batman cum gun?
>>151793104>>151793305>it's just a turkey baster with the bat-symbol on the bulb.
>>151793195Imagine being proud of your ignorance
>>151793104Why didn't she just impregnate herself with it? Is she stupid?
>>151795429Sadly she's too old to pop out a healthy baby.
>>151795438>can create a cum stealing gun>can't revive your old wombI'm just not buying
>>151795429>>151795448the baby would be half black
>>151793104That tech would change the world actually. Just fucking shoot losers with bullets that make their cum PREMIUM. It doesn't even just have to be Batman. Anyone whose genetics are badass but they're not fucking enough people, just load their dna into the ball rewriting gun and shoot some rando.
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>>151793104How did you get bat cum?
>>151795454>the baby would be even better
>>151795521Holy shit that was the single worst writing decision in the fucking series and I am STILL mad about itBatwank is so fucking stupid
>>151795685I'm surprised the Epilogue defender hasn't showed up yet.
>>151795685>Batwank is so fucking stupidbatmans just a bad character in general
>>151795685>Holy shit that was the single worst writing decision in the fucking series and I am STILL mad about itHere's what basically happened. The Batman Beyond writers realized that Terry and his brother both had black hair when neither of their parents did, they needed a way to explain it, and apparently "hair dye lol" or "Terry's mom was a naughty little slut" weren't good enough reasons.
>>151795715>hair dye lolIt's funny because it would be perfectly in-character. Terry is a bit of an edgy little cunt. I wouldn't put it past him to be somebody who would enjoy Nine Inch Nails or A Perfect Circle.It'd make sense for him to dye his hair. His brother is a bit messier to explain, though, but I guess "Terry's mom is a slut" would work in that particular case.
>>151793104…why? Why go above and Batman Beyond?
>>151795454>the baby would be half wallftfy
>>151795429The bat baby would turn out too stupid.
>>151795685>before everyone talked about ace's tragic death>now people only talk about bruce dnaTerry's dad isn't the only one that got cucked.
>>151795715Even something as stupid as>we cloned Batman>you were one of the clones>the project was canceled>you were adopted because your mother couldn't bear children>your parents split up because your father wanted biological children of his own>surprise!Would have been less dumbIt still would still have been retarded, just not full retard
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>>1517955061.The gender neutral phrasing of this makes you seem deranged2.Super spunk in a total loser woman would produce an inferior child3.Nurture and environment is GOD when it comes to rearing children who reach tneor peak potential 4.Why for neither Terry or his little brother look anything like their mother?>>151795454Anon. Terry is swarthy as fuck for the son of a Irish woman and a waspAnd look at his lips....And how he was more...pragmatic cold and willing to do what it takes including murder.Anon. How would such a narcissistic woman ENSURE the child would be superior and perfect. By pulling a Kon. She didnt turn his spunk into batman spunk. She turned his balls into Batwall clone cum factories. Not even thd mothers DNA is used. Shes little more then a womb and future alleyway victim. I know batman figured out she wasnt entirely forthright about what she did.
>>151795715>>151795750or that the mom dyes her hair
>>151795913>1.The gender neutral phrasing of this makes you seem derangednta but their is plural
>>151795913>By pulling a Kon
>>151795938Its always used in gender neutral/queer terminology.
>>151795913I think I'm having an ESL moment but there's no plural form for multiple his's, right? Their makes sense to me
>>151795941>>151795954their is the only third person plural word. there isn't a plural for just men. There isn't like a hes, it's just their
