ITT: post the worst christmas specials you can find
I just noticed that when you search "the grinch" in duckduckgo, the duck becomes the christmas cretin
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>>151813777All timer bad
>>151814031The fuck is this?Why is my dick reacting to that feline?Why is a Christmas thing so clearly fetishist?
>>151814056>IF YOU LIKED TOY STORY, YOU’LL LOVE THE CHRISTMAS LIGHT!Yeah, right!
>>151814031>gummy bear got a movieJesus Christ…
>>151814022Cute, same as santa
>>151814031Santa is a sex offender
>>151814022Okay, that’s actually decently funny
>>151813777The cast of this movie baffles me. How the fuck did they get MARK HAMILL?
>>151813777>"Eskpdkdj jdhfslsobrndk72bndkahensn bndjrrvekwjejebbxksgaleirg dj a djekwhwnaliw ohohohoho Christmaaaaaaas."
>>151813777https://youtu.be/GKQ0h6A7OM8?si=WvnVZcJVRtdqC4dw
>>151815748According to Debra Wilson (grandma's VA), they've intentionally made her talk that way because the grandma is old can't talk properly anymore
>>151814056I didnt like toy story.
>>151815748Bix Nood Mudafuggah?
>>151815685Bart Simpson's VA?She once got in trouble for promoting her religion with her Bart voice.>>151814056Reminder this has a sequel where the final part is a recap of the first one.
>>151815877Mark Hamill is luke skywalker but yeah Nancy Cartwright is on there Scientology will really just take anyone huh
>>151815852BasedShrek and Ice Age >>> Toy Story
>>151815800Not even bad per se but god this is the most claustrophic thing I've ever seen.
>>151814056the audacity
>"Oh cool! A shitty artstyle, a pointless meta narrative that treats the original Fristy special like a what if, and retarded patrick star turned up to 11!"
>>151814074no idea
>"Hey, what if we hire jews, who hate and don't even celebrate Christmas, to create a Family Guy-esque flick? Wouldn't that be hilarious, guise?"
>>151816144While we're airing out our autistic Frosty the Snowman griveances, I'd like to contribute that that box looks way too thick to be a DVD case.
>>151816092I was saying it in a "Mark learned that Bart's VA was involved and that's why he wanted to join the project since she voices one of the most popular Simpsons characters" way.
>>151813777"Whaharblekamamablerotnmadbluhbluh""Oh Grandma, you always know what to say!"
>>151816092Used to be they only wanted celebs for their money. Now they also need normal people to do the slave labor.
>>151816311Kind of like how Wilford Brimley wanted in on that second Ewoks movie, and by the time he found out that it was going straight to VHS and was going to be some bullshit, and would actually hurt his resume, it was too late to back out.
Enjoy this Rudolph special with cheap garbage CGI, it’s free on YouTubehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TMnk3WEzK48
>>151816132The part where the spider is in the bathtub after trying on the crown and stuff has him splashing in liquid but there isnt any in the tub.The whole thing is full of messed up animation like this.
As a kid I fucking hated Elf on the Shelfs, this special didn’t help my opinion on them either. One time my parents put the elf in the bathroom and I thought that fucker was watching me shit and bathe.
>>151813777An obscure Rankin-Bass christmas special that's around 28(?) minutes long, probably one of the shorter onesIt's about Leprechauns who celebrate christmas and how some Hag wants to be given a gift so she doesn't die or something along those linesIt sucks, it was originally meant to be just a Saint Paddy's day special but it was changed to a christmas special at the last second, so anything to do with Christmas is merely mentioned and what was shown of Christmas was slapdashed together as quickly as possible. There are no reindeers, actual christmas presents that isn't the gold materials for the original script or even Santa Claus because those weren't in the scriptAlso the evil Hag foils the plans of the protagonist but dies in the end anyway. It just sort of endsYou can't find this special anywhere other than Dailymotion as far as I know
>>151816473To this very day I have no fucking clue what "elf on a shelf" is supposed to be a reference to. Other than that it rhymes. No I won't google it.
>>151816528It was just a way to create a "tradition" and then make some decent profit off it
>>151816205This is literally the worst. Even though all the rest can be poorly animated and have plots that make no sense and might have been cash grabs, at least they weren't made by hateful Hollywood elites who were just shitting everybody out of spite.
>>151816528It’s some kind of tradition where it’s an elf brought at stores that’s said to watch kids and report back to Santa every night to tell the kids if they’re bad or good, parents would usually move them to a different spot in the house every morning to give the illusion of the elf moving overnight.As a kid I thought it was creepy shit and when I was 11 I realized it was fake and gay.
>>151815832That's SO awesome. >All right Ms. Wilson, we're recording now.>asijdhfsidufhgsidufjhb CHRISTMAS
>>151816412This isn't Space King!
>>151816632Yeah, she's even replicated it a few years agohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuAXhzdlzM8
>>151816488AMC's been showing all the Rankin bass stuff including this. Not sure if they're on + or not. I was saving that one for last. Just finished the beloved classic Nestor, The Long-Eared Christmas Donkey.
>>151816662My mistake, it was Freeform that was showing them, though they might be on AMC as well.
I heard a certain cartoon youtuber call Rapsittie street kids "The Room of Christmas specials", and that's pretty accurate, aside from The Room actually having a legacy. Rapsittie's legacy is just one or two guys getting screwed by some scientologist, and learning to live with that.Considering all the voice talent involved, I don't think it's ever going to get official screenings or official releases or anything, at least it was found in pretty good quality in the end.
>>151816205We don't hate it. The Santa Inc. would have been better if Santa was totally out of the picture and the focus was on the elves, and elf culture. The real playing field for the writers would have been elf on elf violence.
>>151816205I forgot this existed until recently. I remember everyone hating it, and honestly it being forgotten to history is a very fitting punishment.
>>151816590It still blows my mind that there is a scene where Santa acts completely reasonably in his decisions to not give the position of Santa to the Elf and then her being a complete cunt is treated as a heroic moment.https://youtu.be/GND0JxRqIFA?si=90JH4_-xbrTFSjbQ
Harry Potter Christmas special when? Is Christmas even a thing in the HP world?
>>151816684The sequel was a scam
>>151817319I was day dreaming a better version of an adult xmas special. Here's the idea, it's Trailer Park Boys, but with euro-trash scandanavian elves who put on a cheerful facade so they can get seasonal employment with santa. Other than that, there's no connection to santa. The elves are basically viking fairies who do drugs, drink, fuck, get tattoos and live uneducated, dramatic lives of reindeer races, pagan yuletide things, and stealing copper.
Surprised no one’s brought THIS up.
>>151817445>Is Christmas even a thing in the HP world?Yes in fact it's often a thing that Harry stays at Hogwarts over Christmas break
