ITT: Character you'd date IRL because they have healthy wholesome personalities
WELL IF IT ISN'T MY OLD PAL, FUNNIE
>>151815092https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/739452
>>151815092Great, now you’re going to prison
Did Patti even like Doug?
>>151815359She thought he was okay as a friend but she got annoyed by his constant daydreaming.
>>151815128Excellent
>>151815359The question is how much does Doug like Patti? He basically lost his mind over the first girl who was, CASUALLY, nice to him, cordial really and any time he has a fantasy she's basically a completely different person in his mind.
omg definitely her!
>>151815111>abrasive guitar riff kicks in
>It’s my ten-year reunion, and I didn’t go. >I was in New York working like crazy as a freelancer and just trying to make it there. >And I got a phone call in New York and it’s Patti. The real Patti. And my heart’s beating fast. >She’s like, ‘I was at the reunion! You weren’t!’ and I was like, ‘Yeah…sorry…I had to work.’ >And she goes, ‘I found out you live in New York. Guess what—I do, too!’ And she told me where she lives. We lived across Central Park from each other. And she says, ‘Why don’t you come over for dinner?’>So now we’re in a Doug show. I’m like, what do I wear? What will she look like!? All that’s happening as I’m walking across Central Park to her apartment, just wondering and just hoping, all those things. I was, at the time, very available.>I get to the door, and you get buzzed up in New York, and so I walk up to the apartment and I hear the lock turn—it’s getting ready to happen—and she opens the door, and she’s perfect. Just perfect.>She just looks spectacular and she’s so happy, and her arms fly up and we hug, and I’m just like [frightened guttural gasping noises]. >She backs up and she goes ‘Look, Jimmy! Boobs! I got my boobs!’ [Laughs.] >It sounds like I’m making this up, right? >And I’m like, ‘Yeah… yeah, uh huh!’ ‘Yeah, they always used to call me Flatty Patti, but look!’ And she was just funny and fun and innocent, but it’s like Doug and Patti together again, ten years later, right?>So this is all wonderful, right? And then she wheels and goes, ‘Oh, Jimmy, I want you to meet my husband.’>And I don’t even remember the rest of the evening.
>>151816519He got happily married and has two kids now regardless. Who even gives a shit any more.
>>151815092
Kipo!
>>151816784Oh huh did not realize it was opposite day already
I feel there's a nearly cosmic divide between "would" and "could" (not even referring to the fictional part)But oh well, the heart wants what it wants, and I desperately want a time traveling robot duck woman to navigate this life with
>>151815128>here you go Patty, here's five dollars. Go buy a soda; it's not expensive at all!Of all the lines in this video, this one's lived rent free in my head for years.
>>151815092We got so much in common. We both like nerdy shit, we both were outcasts in school, and we got the same taste in women.
>>151816519Hey, now you get to write her husband into the cartoon.
>>151815092Just make sure you let her win every activity, because she starts scrambling her marbles when she she loses.
>>151815092When she's away from her sisters she could be
>>151815128I'd forgotten about that.
>>151815461He just thought she was hot.
