Mhabros fear the ghost shota
>>151817511The BnH century of humiliation...
>>151817511Who the FUCK are these two?
Did the last thread TEACH you anything?
>>151817511A clash of BEASTS... Most verses can't handle this...
*flushes down all your wincons*
MHABROS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS???
>>151817538I learned the Kratos is a King, and Mha is worse written than a book about a toilet
I guess you can say that MHA's reputation is...TOILET BOUND!
>I cannot go back in there...please, I'm all out of toilet paper...
>Ichigo>Danny Phantom>Hanako-KunYou can't PHANTOM these three's power, with them on the scene, you don't stand a GHOST of a chance
I HAD ENOUGH! THIS IS BECAUSE OF ALL OF YOU! I CANT TAKE THIS HUMILIATION ANYMORE! First I got my powers taken, then my friends left me, then my crush left me for my rival, then I got solo'd 100 times...I'm fucking done... Goodbye...
>Ichigo sneak
>deku's entire verse is casually outsold by and gets RAPED and GAPED casually by a toilet ghostYou can't make this shit up
>Bleach is a cleaning product>Hanako-Kun is a toilet bound ghostSo how does Danny Phantom tie to this bathroom metaphor
>OH THIS IS EASY! I win, I'm a SPACE Ghost.
>>151817598Ghosts scare the shit outta people.
>>151817511I like this match up because they have complimentary fashion tastes
Makima DOGWALKS your hero down the street on a leash in public, by the way.
Legend says Hanako is so powerful that he's the reason jeets choose to go on the street (aka Deku's domain)
>>151817598He is a green fart cloud.
The three BEASTS. You know 'em. You love 'em.
>>151817610>gets gaped by a toilet ghost
>hanako has kissed his love interest on-screen MULTIPLE TIMES
>>151817610>Makim-ACKKK DON'T TURN ME INTO HUMAN FECES CHADJI!
Post deku destroying a toilet.
>>151817613Are you telling me he solos India all by himself?!
>>151817639You ask the impossible...
What's this new thing that's being shilled? Toilet comic what
>>151817622Ichi, Ni and Kevin. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQPuRzzoGZQ
>Hanako solos my HERO's fan base that he draws strength fromIt's over...
All hail... SHADOW!
>>151817629My mangaka NEVER gave me scenes like this...
>>151817637>fecal matter gets flushed in the toiletKek, what a toiletbound bitch!
>>151817637>Makima was sent down the toiletHe's too powerful...
>>151817653People caught on that mha regularly gets outsold by a girl’s manga about a toilet shota. And that he’s way stronger than Deku too.
DISGUSTING BLACK CREATURE, GET OUT OF MY SIGHT.
>>151817610Johnny Bravo would solo
>>151817664Mufasa crushed Shadow and Sonic 3 in sales, btw
>>151817613>Street joke and toilet joke at the same timeThis is FUCKING HILARIOUS>>151817653So I posted last thread about Denji vs Yuji Itadori. This lead to CSM being discussed which then lead to salefagging. When that happened people discovered this manga called "Toilet Bound Hanako kun". The MC, an unassuming boy, is actually a universal tier ghost. Also he's missed his girlfriend on screen, something Deku hasn't done.This kid actually mogs Decuck every single way imaginable.
On the Ninth Day of /co/mas Death Battle gave to meNine JoJo's PosingEight VSBW KingsSeven Slain SaiyansSix Tarded CharizardsFive King of KingsFour Cursing CucksThree Hanging HostsTwo Sweet Soulmatesand a Spider-Cuck hanging from the treeToday's pic was chosen by >>151799994 >>151800000. To roll for the Tenth Day, the rules areYour request has to follow the lyrics (2nd Day of Christmas, 2 kaiju jobbing, etc).You must reply to the anchor post of that day to roll, no @'ing an unrelated post with "this".NEW Rule* If rerolling a post, no adding shit.First trips of the day gets the pick, but any subsequent quads or above can override. If the day passes (up to 12AM EST) and no trips are made, dubs or at worst something interesting can suffice.
>>151817698TEN KOFFINGS KOFFING
The Toilet-BOUNDLESS Ghost...
>>151817698Ten Toilets Bound
Holy FVCK...
Leviathan.Behemoth.Ziz.The three BEASTS.
>>151817747BEASTBEASTZiz...
I just solo'd all of MHA, Makima, and India with a single blink. I'm so bored.
>>151817698Ten Boundless Toilets
>>15181769810 ghosts haunting
>>151817698Ten Toilet Bound Shitters
>>151817747posting the REAL beast
>>151817777WINAROOOOO! Deku fucking lost. Does someone wanna make a screencap?
>shows up out of buttfuck nowhere just to fraudcheck MHA in every way possible
I think /dbg/ might hate Deku even more than than the rest of /co/ hates Miles.
>>151817551> vs battles is as stupid and biased as spacebattles
>>151817777>I'm SURELY going to be one of the ten, right?
>>151817691Still sonic 3 is more popular with fans tho.
>>151817777Anon I don't know how to tell you this but we already had quints
>>151817813Toilet Shota has multiple feats of destroying and controlling universesDecuck and Bakucunt and Shotoweak do not have a single feat of tanking a bullet
>>151817743We need the remnants of despair as part of Junko's arsenal for her fight against Springtrap, not because she needs them or anything. I just want DB to calc this shit...
>>151817831*popular among twitter trannies
>>151817777>>151817797>he doesnt know
>>151817848Toilet Shota has multiple feats of destroying and controlling universesyou're bullshitting.
>>151817842Nah I know, I just wanted to get the quads since it will be a while before 22222
10 ghosts haunting massacred Marios. BOOM.
>>151817809Pretty sure /a/ has /dbg/ beat with the deku hate. This is more of a charizard humiliation ritual kinda place.
>>151817511>>151817541>>151817551>>151817629>>151817807I just showed up after leaving for awhile, who the fuck is this? another literally who being shilled like that green haired chick?
>All Might after being flushed down the toilet
>>151817511Would Panty and Stocking be able to take on Hanako?
>>151817878>green haired chick?Who?
>>151817813>sb out of nowhereThe xeleee mind broke you, btw.
>>151817878Last thread someone posted sales data for 2025 Manga, MHA got outsold by some manga called Toilet Bound Hanako Kun, then an anon dug up the VSBW page and apparently he's universal with a retarded amount of hax + he's actually kissed his love interest so the Deku slander started up
>>151817887I don't know that's why I only called her green haired chick because that's all I remembered about her, green hair and being shilled here
Now this is my shot to give it all I gotEven if I'm on the pot right nowThis is my stall to throw shit at the wallAnd I'm 'bout to blow the plug right outI'm on a roll, come wipe me off of itI'll rock your bowl, don't bother plungin' itSo many Jons and not a one of 'em's anonymousAnd I feel old 'cause I'm wonderin'What the fuck is this? (Huh?)Listen, if you gotta do a number two, don't hold itGot a motherload, no way to control itPost-Chipotle bowl, explode itWipe your butt and shoulder-throw itDon't behold it, 'cause you'll only see your sinsThe product you got out reflects whatever you put inLog report, their tech's surpassin' oursJust like the like button below, we gotta smash 'em hard'Cause if you let any shit get to your head, it'll rot your brainThen I'll have to crank the valve and send you down the drainWasn't there a time when this tiny toilet manTook a fight he couldn't win, too far?And now I stand a mighty toilet manHemorrhoidal 'cause I pushed too hard (I pushed too hard)When the shite lands, it won't avoid the fansMy performance could obscure MozartBecause when I began as a tiny toilet manI was a tiny toilet man with heartHeart's on fire, farts and lightersI'll make lovers out of these fecal fightersBecause each of us creates whenever nature callsSo doesn't defecation bring us closer to God?I should knowI am a tiny toilet manBut a mighty toilet I've becomeSo when I stand overlooking Toilet LandI don't mind if it's a big, fat dump'Cause there a time when this tiny toilet manTook a fight he couldn't win, too farAnd now I stand a mighty toilet manHemorrhoidal 'cause I pushed too hard (I pushed too hard)When the shite lands, it won't avoid the fansIf you thought that that was bad, that's just the startBecause when I began as a tiny toilet manI was dealt a toilet hand, but I had a toilet planTo make this whole entire planet my almighty toilet land'Cause I'm a tiny toilet man with heart
>>151817743Akane scales to this.
>>151817870There's always room for next time
>>151817868All the characters in the manga create their own and destroy eachother’s universes. It’s just the plot
>>151817610would makima be able to domimate Athena?(or an already brainwashed/controlled foe?)
>>151817904isn't Toilet Bound Hanako Kun the shit that outsold the dbs mangaalso >vsbw
>>151817629>Male Mangaka: "NOOOOOOO I CAN'T ALLOW MY MC TO SHOW ANY ROMANTIC INTEREST ON A WOMAN! AT BEST HE WILL GET ROSY CHEEKS!" >Female Mangaka: "YUP, My MC kisses his girlfriend tongue deep every single chapter, and the second my editor looks away you can bet your ass I'm giving them 10 children"What causes this phenomenon?
>Anime video game>AnimeNot /co/. Kill yourself, you faggots.
>>151817938Kill yourself, listroon.
>>151817813What is this, a VSBW discussion page for ants?>>151817892Sonic GAPES and RAPES the peelee despite never destroying a planet before. Sorry bud, that's canon.
>>151817689How does Makima react to Johnny? Would probably be a funny interaction.
Who are top 5 most evil DB combatants?
>>151817862I actually don't know. I haven't been here consistently in months (since before Ash vs Yugi). What happened?
>>151817945Silence pup. We are the CHADS of /co/.
>>151817973>video game character in picrlNigger.
>>151817943BattleShonen are made for self-inserting as the mc. He has to be schlubby and generic and whiney for the powerfantasyGirl-written Shonen is made for getting fucked by the mc
>>151817964Someone got quints this morning and he asked for 10 massacred marios
>>151817959Darkseid IS the most evil
>>151817981>crying over Death Battle SCHOLARSGo back to your moeshit brown girls threads.
What are the Dark triad of match ups from Death Battle?
>>151817981browntroons and terminally online shitposters don't want to get rid of TEACHtos because they keep getting held back in their BETTER MEN classesyou can tell he's still in First-Grade Bettering because he hasn't learned how to identify board topics yet
>>151817959Asura (pre-teaching)
>>151817958Implying there's nothing else going on to put them against each other Makima would either act the same way she did the first time she met Denji or she would get weirded out and give Johnny the autism stare.For all the fanfiction dommy mommy shit she gets her actual character is closer to an autistic 30yo single woman who owns way too many dogs.According to Fuji Makima is someone who struggles with the act of experiencing things by herself so most of her experiences come from imitating others and studying stuff like movies I don't think she would know how to handle a lovable idiot like Johnny without some grand plan behind
Who should he TEACH next?
>>151818046He could fix her if he tried hard enough
>>151818068That isn't KINGtos though?
>>151818068My asshole with his dick
>>151818068>Nodiffs in under a secondNothing personnel, kid.
>>151818068He's going to fight Muzan, which is good for him because Muzan is not even city block level like Sukuna is
>>151818030If we're gonna go out on a limb and compare them to the psychological dark triad....>NarcissismGoku vs Superman 3>MachiavellianismKratos vs Asura>PsychopathyDeku vs Miles.
>>151817959Goku (was gonna destroy the earth to make Superman use 1% of his power)Asura (was gonna destroy the earth and his daughter to make Kratos use 0.01% of his power)Ben 10 (wouldn’t give Hal Gwen’s number)Deku (so weak he needs All Might’s quirk to bully someone with spiderpowers)Simon (cuckoldry is satanic)
>>151818107I trust DB to wank Muzan to mountain level
>>151817981>mad because your hero and verse are too weak to be on Death Battle
>>151818028Quit projecting retard.
>>151818129>mountain levelFinally, a worthy opponent for DIO.
>>151818068>Good endingDemon Slayer movie makes DB have him fight Muzan >Bad ending They play into the JJK vs CSM bit and he gets taken apart by Yoru's looney toons powers
>>151818104You seriously believe that...?
>>151818148I don't think part 2 is getting animated for another decade so Muzan it is
>>151818148>Yoru wins with Nuclear punch>They add a black box that Yoru would also win by using the MoonThe humiliation...
FUCKKKK CHAINSAW CHADS! PLEASE GO EASY ON ME! IM NOT EVEN CITY LEVEL...
>>151818175Yoru would win by asking Sukuna how many people he's killed, declaring she's killed more people meaning she wins the game she just made up in her head and turning Sukuna into her underwear.
Often times we focus too hard on all the progress that the LBGT+ community has already made that we forget about where it's laking. I'm talking of course about the inclusion of BVLLS and cuckolds under the rainbow banner. Often these two are treated as deviations of heteronormative relationships instead of legitimate sexual lifestyles on their own. As someone who identifies as cuck gendered, a person who takes the position as observer rather than top or bottom, I find it infuriating that my BVLL is treated as a morally deficient heterosexual just because he can please a woman better than I could. That is not their fault it's just who they are. Anyway, Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and the entire Dragon Ball verse.
in 2 days Denji is gonna be moon levelDekubros, we have a feat of Deku blowing up a moon, right? Or a mountain? Or a building…W-What do you mean he can’t even tank a bullet?!
>>151818169You're right. It wouldn't even take half a second.>>151818227JJKsissies are gonna scream.
>>151818141Nobody cares about your brain frying fight scenarios that only appeal to underage niggers with ADHD. Kill yourself.
Do you think people will start wanking JJK to galaxy level in the leadup to Yuji vs Denji like narutards and bleachfags?
>>151818207that sounds really gay and arbitrary, so basically no different from how DB would do it
>>151817809/dbg/ is a Miles general
>>151818279***UPDATED ZERO TOLERANCE POLICY ***In addition to the previous announcement regarding this general's zero tolerance policy toward racist jokes and insensitivity / tact regarding these topics, it has become apparent that an addendum is required.Transphobia in any shape or form, including but not limited to minimizing or denying the struggles the transgender community faces, has absolutely NO place in this general. Users found to violate this policy will be TAUGHT to be better men without question.This is the DEATH BATTLE GENERAL, and while there is room for lenience in the broad scope of topics that are allowed (such as content creators reacting to the show), we Kingtos Scholars will be more strictly monitoring posts that consistently veer off-topic into rule-breaking territory. Thank you for your attention and please be normal about the upcoming episode, Mario vs Sonic 2.
That one Fan Battle channel that made people seethe from having Cell beat Metal Sonic so bad that more people watched a long ass debunk than the original vid are gonna be doing Superman vs Scarlet King soon. A whole bunch of annoying tards whining about "muh indomitable human spirit" are gonna appear of Scarlet King wins.
>>151818279>seethingMindbroken.
KASUTOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>151818289Yeah. It's sort of happened already with JJK's infinite universal sphere and a bunch of bullshit in CSM
>>151818322>avatarfagging
You're telling me Denji can use Pochita's power at will now?!?!?! I AM FUCKED!
>>151818279And nobody cares about the troonslop you consume, faggot.
>>151818336>MANlet King
Yuji is currently stronger after losing Sukuna than he was with Sukuna.
>>151818351WE DO NOT USE THAT WORD HERE! WE ARE ALL PROUD LBGT+ ALLIES!
>>151818374Just like Naruto
>>151818289>Do you think people will start wankingYes. Literally every single character is wanked nonsensically nowadays. Powerscaling lost all nuance and restraint years ago
>>151818374Sukuna didn't give him any power at all other than passively through osmosis so makes sense
>>151818374Still jobs to DenCHAD
>>151818405Can you stop reminding me?
>>151818356You're the first to bring up trannies. Is there anything you want to admit?
>>151818405H-he's gonna do something moon level to beat up Dabura!
Surely Chainsaw man and JJK will have an actual mountain destroying feat right?
>>151818447We don't bring up mountains here...
>>151818374I wouldn't be surprised if Yuji just has all of Sukuna's techniques now
>>151818447Are there any mountains in Michigan? If so Yoru destroyed a mountain along with the entire state.
>>151818447Oh yeah that reminds me. Yoru can casually level entire states now.>>151818475State > MountainCSM is a featschad manga
>>151818447GODjo can easily destroy a mountain and has been able to since he was a teenager btw.
And Yoru also leveled the entirety of Oregon which does contain a few notable mountains.
>>151818457
>>151818447https://peakvisor.com/adm/michigan.html>347 named mountains
>>151818498>>151818486>>151818508I'm going to kill myself
Yup yup CHADificial Intelligence confirms Kratos > mountain
Please I BEG OF YOUR scalingDEITIES and loreSCHOLARS please find me a mountain destroying feat...
fanfiction
>>151818376Right, right. So, av*tarfagging?
>>151818508>>151818498>>151818486So this means Yoru can solo God of War Greece?
>>151818498Isn't something moon-related going on recently too?
>>151818564NO MOUNT OLYMPUS IS DIFFERENT.
>>151818549>AIChainSAARbros...
>>151818574Eyuup. Notice the cracks on the moon. Very likely in 2 more days this goes from being debatable to a clean Denji sweep.
>>151818533AITOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
>Gives the opponent an STD that makees them become Fumiko
What if we spammed Gege Akutami's Twitter and asked him if our fanfictions were canon. Surely that would help... RIGHT?
>>151818583WOAHwall level
>>151818486still fodder for Dr. Strange
JJK slander is what we live for
>>151818498Fuark...building level
>>151818607Well duh, the guy who punches with his fists would lose to the guy who punches with chainsaws.
>CSMkeks getting uppity over just destroying Oregon which is just a city level featKEKAROOOO!
>>151818549>Appeal to AINew logical fallacy just dropped.
I hope Moro does Grumind.
It would be really funny if this chainsaw guy lost is all I'm getting...
Uh we already settled on Demon Slayer as JJK's opponent, please stop posting CSM feats.
>I NEED A PITY WIN AGAINST DEMON SLAYER PLEASEEE SPARE ME
>>151818646Oregon is state, you retard.
>>151818646Sorry Muzan, but there's nothing you can do...
Yawn, Sonic RAPES and GAPES both verses
>>151818646>Oregon is my cityLogan Paul...
>>151818680The JJKsissies are trying to bait a reaction. Pay no mind.
>>151817537BASED BRAPruto
>>151818687Semi-related but Jake Paul recently got beaten so badly in a boxing match that his jaw broke.
>winner's fanbase is somehow saltier than the loser's fanbase
>>151818702Was it against a white guy or black bvll?
>>151818706Hulkfags...
>>151818702Kratos, Hulk and Yugi
>>151818702Based, honestly. Who caved his face in?
>>151818706Hulk.....
>>151818706
I just want to let you guys know that /vp/ hate Charizard so much, that they made a pic of all of his loses.
>>151818702I thought he only fought retired pensioners
>>151818706That was Archie Sonic vs Wally West. The Sonic general on /vg/ didn't give a shit. /co/ was Doomposting thinking Ben was gonna have Sonic win, when Wally won.
>>151818706>>151818725Meant for this
>>151818706Superkeks...
>>151818680>all we see destroyed is just a city>not even the full city, but like a handful of blocks>most people are clearly fine and aliveKWABOOTY! Is this the best CSMkeks have?
>>151818736
>>151818746Everyone is alive because they can't die. The concept of death was erased. They're all in water because the entire landmass of Oregon was taken by Yoru. Any other questions?
>>151818597>introduce character who is exactly my niche fetish in a popular manga which already attracts a lot of gooners>literally 0 art of it
>>151818719>>151818726A black guy who was somewhat taller and heavier than him. Not hugely by normal size standards but enough by boxing rules that they probably shouldn't have fought at all. Jake got pretty uppity beforehand as per usual, "predicting" how the fight would go. Also he kept trying to pull his opponent (Anthony Joshua) to the ground by his legs, which is very much not allowed, when he realised he couldn't fight him directly.
>>151818729I just checked the video’s comment. He’s back, kek.
>>151818731Post it
>>151818729Can someone ask GoWards how Kratos stops Asura from just resurrecting until he's strong enough to beat Kratos? Even with lore, Asura can literally just do this to win
>>151818746>most people are clearly fine and aliveboy anon you just haven't read it, huh?
>>151818772>but enough by boxing rules that they probably shouldn't have fought at all.This is why we organize our boxing matches by weight class and not by whoever wants to fight whoever. Glad his stupid dumb ass got owned.
>>151818767I'm mentally retarded so I can't comprehend a single word you just said.
>>151818767Yeah why doesn't Sawblade Guy just cut Yoru in half, is he stupid?
oh yeah andrew tate lost recently too
>>151818775What video?
>>151818720>>151818727This is the correct answer. Before the fight came out, Hulk fans were doomposting into oblivion, genuinely acting like somebody that knew was going to die. Godzilla fans weren't even being assholes, just genuinely arguing. Then, Hulk won and they became sore winners and cried if you even do much as called them out.
>>151818767>Everyone is [SHART NOISES]Chainsawkeks everyone.
>>151818767>Yoru is sub water levelHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>151818789Kratos can erase concepts when he kills people. Like when he erased the concept of fate and determinism when he killed the fates. He absorbed and destroyed all mana
>>151818810>Brap fantasies out of nowhereFavorite death battle episode?
>>151818789The idea was that Asura's resurrections take so long that Kratos killing him once is enough to be formally declared the victor.
>>151818804The Krasura episode. Sort by new and you’ll see he’s back on his shill campaign.https://youtu.be/x4pgKWEaJ6c?si=SSU0KMyAcCLUJ3wu
>>151818800Dude that height difference.
>>151818789Kratos erased the concept of Asura coming back as a monster.
>>151818746>>151818767>exactly one minute apartHmmm
>>151818834Hmmm
>>151818806This is a little revisionist, the Hulkzilla wait period was shitposting on both sides with genuine debate in-between.
>>151818827Holy KEKAROO
>>151818800>>151818829>5'11">6'0"
>>151818646>>151818680>>151818746>>151818834this is a horrendously obvious false-flag CSMbro, cmon
Keep taking LLLLLLLLLLLLz Kratos haters!
>>151818817That sounds more like the being tied to the concept dying off causes it to die then Kratos can. Also, Asura isn't a conceptual being
>>151818867>JJKsissy backpedaling
>>151818871So he never existed in the first place.Nig. Diffed.
>>151818874Can't you just post a screenshot with the (you)s to debunk it
>>151818806The win didn't even make sense. Banner knew that the Godzilla was the avatar of some higher being because ???? reasons and invented a gauntlet that did ????? things to kill Godzilla somehow.
>>151817511I’m only half kidding when I say I want to see this match up.
Denji beating Yuji and Danny/Yusuke beating Ichigo is the best outcome because it would enrage hoodweebs immensely.
>>151818806>Godzilla fans weren't even being assholes, just genuinely arguing
>>151818784
>>151818905This is me but with Carrie vs Matilda.
>>151818789Kratos absorbed all of Asura's mantra, AND he destroyed the very concept of mantra itselfhttps://desuarchive.org/co/thread/150502790/#150505177
>>151818915recent
>>151818904The animation compressed it for the sake of pacing but the argument was just that Banner has replicated all the conditions to banish Ultima before and he has infinite time to figure it out and build the necessary devices, which is the only possible way the stalemate could end
See? Isn't this 100x better than Yugi vs Ash?
>>151818904I don't even think he could kill true form Ultima, just banish it. The argument they had is that Gamma is a higher dimensional form of physics that Banner understands do he could understand it as well and since he can't be killed by Ultima, he'd eventually figure it out. That said, since Ultima can manipulate narratives according to them, couldn't it just rewrite the narrative to make it so Hulk stops resurrecting?
>>151818921>no source
>>151818867Notice how he immediately stopped after this kek
>>151818945It manipulates causality on things directly attacking it but it can't directly interfere with the plot itself, and no matter what the below place is outside of its reach. In its series it loses to a bootstrap paradox via a robot using the singular pointA black box also acknowledged Hulk could arguably just resist its reality warping regardless
It's so strange we have both a regular schizo over Makima losing in these threads and a regular schizo over Bayonetta losing in these threads
>>151818968Excellent eye, detective.How do I know it wasn't you pretending to be a CSMfag pretending to be a retarded JJKfag though?
Favorite Death Battle deaths?
>>151818905Wtf can either rig them actually do?
Could your hero have prevented 9/11?
>>151818995
>>151818921Kratos wasn’t actually able to destroy Mantra. Asura revived a couple of minutes after Kratos left.
>>151818987Wait, which one am I again?
>>151818984Sakuya will join them soon.
>>151818869>t.
>>151819048This is what I look like in real life
Hulk still loses to Doomsday.
>>151818583Actually speaking, how strong would you have to be to cause cracks, even just that big, all the way from earth
So... I hear this Atem guy stole the concept of 'Capsule Monsters'. I've been using that since 1967. We settling this outside of court?
>>151818984I'm going out on a limb here, but I honestly think the reason waifu deaths like Tifa, Bayo, Makima, etc creates such insane recurring schizos goes back to cuckoldryPeople have joked about how losing a fight is the ultimate form of emasculation for a character, which is why losers are so often subjected to kekposts, but the same applies to women characters. Characters like Tifa are waifus for male fans. Seeing them die, especially in a fight they should have lost, and even more so to a male character, is emasculating the viewer themselves. They have to watch as their waifu gets humiliated and forced into submission by a stronger and more powerful opponent before having their record permanently stained with loss. Ben Singer is forcing you to watch your waifu be the victim of another man, and I think this triggers a seething cuck rage innate in all waifuists. They're cucked and emasculated not just by the fictional character who killed their girl, but by the showrunners themselves, and can do nothing but lash out to try and reclaim their masculinity.Thoughts?
>fight featured Godzilla and Hulk, two characters most known for destruction and they barely destroyed a city>fight could've had DBs first fake out ending with Hulk beating regular Godzilla and then Ultima interrupting the verdict >All Ultima did was just fire lasers, no cool reality warping and Hulk just repeatedly crashed into Ultima until he won>winner instantly given away when Banner said "I think I understand">final punch has like no energy behind it>OST was incredibly dullI do not get why Reddit loves this fight so much, it's genuinely barely above Krasura in quality
TWO KINGS KILLING FOR THE CROWN TO STAKE THEIR CLAIM, THEY WILL TEAR EVERY WORLD DOWN BEHOLD THE KING, LET IT BE KNOWN WHO SITS UPON THE THRONE
>>151819022>posts attack death battle TANKED
>>151819079Scholarly trvke...
>>151818941How did he even figure out what Godzilla was, though? How do you look at a big lizard and go "Oh, this is actually just the avatar of some higher quantum being in another dimension.">>151818945Apparently even Death Battle said it's up to us to decide if Ultima is dead or just locked out of that universe.
>>151819048To this day not a single person has been able to debunk CHADrrior-Z.
Who should he face for his triumphant return to the series?
>>151819082That's kind of just accurate to how ultima fightsI think the first half of the fight is pretty good and has a lot of cool shots and interesting choreography
>>151819067I'd say "take it up with 4kids" but Konami ate their asses up a couple years back.
>>151819082>winner instantly given away when Banner said "I think I understand"The second Hulk died about thirty seconds into the fight, I realized he was gonna win. They really gotta stop making it so obvious who the winner will be so early on in these fights.
>>151819110
>>151819107Same way the scientists in Singular Point figured it out, realizing the particles are higher-dimensional and that Godzilla itself must also be from a higher dimension. They figured that out in the show pretty quickly just by inspecting the particles and are working with way less of a basis than Banner would
Hulk vs. Godzilla was absolutely just a Hulk episode with Godzilla as the guest star. He just felt like a brick wall for Hulk to overcome and nothing more.>>151819136Did they like...analysis these particles with machines or just glance at it and go "Oh, these are from a higher dimension!"
>>151819121Ah fuck, 4Kids? They did a dub of Ultraman Tiga. And, eh, it'd be Bandai vs Konami at that point. Let's just settle it out of court. Beer? The Ultraman Kaiju Bar is open.
>>151819082They really don't like doing fake-out KO screens for some reason, I think the only time it happened was in the fucking Donald vs Daffy DBX.
>>151819151They saw they had anomalous properties and concluded the likeliest explanation for how they worked was them being closed time curves. The hypothesis was just via observation, they proved it afterwards via experimentation
>>151818915>>151818933Wow, the japs hate 'zard more than I do that's impressive
>>151819110Would He-Man be a good replacement for Goku?
>>151819167Given K Rool vs Blackbeard might be happening this year there's a good chance that might be the first time they pull this in a real episode
>>151819151Well yeah, thats kinda the issue with a kaiju fight that's against anything that's not kaiju sized. Hulk has to be the focal point because otherwise the camera focus is Godzilla swatting a man
>>151819108You're supposed to be shitposting, not just saying outright falsehoods. Be better.
>>151819108Literally who
>>151819153Ah, hell ya
>>151819082>>151819167>>151819186it's honestly wild how little creativity DB actually has, Mask vs Deadpool and Dorito vs D'Tranny were as close as they've gotten to being outside the box besides the aforementioned DBX. Even Tom vs Wily was boring
>>151819110You initially could have argued maybe someone else like comp Ultra Man or Sentry, but its a waste after GvS3 since theres very few people that could beat him now (namely the inability to be erased whatsoever)>>151819185Nah hes for Shazam in a comp fight or a rematch with Lion-o
>>151819178It's moreso that Charizard is a normal Pokemon (so it's going to lose more often than something like a legendary) and it's popular so it shows up a lot to get into a lot of fights. The strongest trainer owned Pokemon in the world was Leon's Charizard before Ash after all
>>151817538I learned that Kratos is a toilet and Mha is written by a king.
>>151819245It's to the point with shockingly high accuracy you can predict a fight's winner based off of who starts the fight.
>>151819259>>The strongest trainer owned Pokemon in the world was Leon's Charizard before Ash after all>literally just shows up to loseE4 members can have ten TRILLION wins under their belt, but it will always be overshadowed by their loss to Andy Anybody that showed up in the region just two hours ago.
>>151819151>Hulk vs. Godzilla was absolutely just a Hulk episode with Godzilla as the guest star. He just felt like a brick wall for Hulk to overcome and nothing more.Feels like Death Battle has struggled with this with their winners for a while now. I'd put it down to how predictable the animation becomes (whoever transforms first loses and others)
>>151819324>Red can beat Pokémon Red in 0:00 minutes which means he has immeasurable speedFUARK!
>>151819058My lie detector is dormant.
>>151819110Son Goku.
>>151819082>Reddit loves this fight so much,It's just because Hulk is favorite, that's it.
>>151819356Try turning it on.
These threads legitimately terrify me, and I say this as someone who regularly bears witness to the autism on /v/.
>>151819409*their favorite character*
>>151819349It's not just that. The winner tends to have the more lavish analysis and the fight/track frames them as the "main character". I remember Ruby vs Maka and Miles vs Deku where the loser got the biggest wet fart of an analysis possible and the animation was just constantly hyping Maka and Deku (well, trying to for him, LMAO)Ash vs Yugi I think actually did an okay job of avoiding the first part since Ash's analysis was pretty good but as soon as the fight started with "IT ALL DRAWS DOWN TO THE HEART" I just said yeah okay.
>>151819409Reddit was mostly pro-Godzilla
>>151819423What's so scary to you?
>>151819349>Feels like Death Battle has struggled with this with their winners for a while now. I'd put it down to how predictable the animation becomes (whoever transforms first loses and others)It's crazy because they've fallen into these same pitfalls for over a decade now and refuse to change. You think they'd learn to spice shit up by now, but I guess not. They also don't do too many hero/villain fights, but when they do, it's almost guaranteed the hero will win.
>>151819423This is nothing. You should have seen the Dragon ball threads on /a/ before the mods came in. That place was a complete asylum.
>>151819440>it's almost guaranteed the hero will win.Eh most of the hero/villain fights have a fairly clear cut winner and they've done plenty of villain wins in recent memory, this is kind of just a natural way to write the fights
>>151819437Kratos' aura
>>151819349I don't think transforming first = loss has held true in a while. Yugi used his biggest trump card before Ash did and Clive used Limit Break before Dante transformed into any of his forms
>>151819488I would argue Ash summoning all his Pokemon was his first "trump card".Dante vs Clive is a legitimate example but even then Dante starts the fight. It is probably the closest DB has come to not tipping their hands to who would win I'll admit though
>>151819466It's just sure a funny coincidence is all.>Kirby/Buu>Metal Sonic/Zero>Hulk/Godzilla>Samus/Boba Fett>Rainbow Dash/Starscream>Iron Man/Lex Luthor>Columbo/Light (we all know Columbo is gonna win this)>Black Canary/Sindel>Fall Guys/Among Us>Gojo/Makima
God Bomber Jinrai vs Shining Gundam.
>scales to>comparable to>should be>stated to>possibly>might be>potentially
>>151819501What about Maka using the black blood dress significantly before Ruby used her Silver Eyes?
>>151819523I guess but are you acting like it wasn't supremely obvious who would win that fight
>using CHATgpt>Model is so out of date that it doesn't know who famine is and is still calling shigga famineGrim...
>>151819353If vidya glitches were canon, Mario would stomp Sonic even harder
>>151819549>Sonic 06 and Boom's glitches are now canon>Mario lightly tapping Sonic noclips him out of existence
>>151819429just pretend it was Hulk saying it>>151819423If the past few days "scare" you (FUCKING PUSSY HAHAHAHA) then seeing /dbg/ at its absolute worst would kill you
NOO! NO SAAR KINGTOS NOO DON'T GAPE ME! ANYTHING BUT THAT SAAAR!! I WILL BE A BETTER MAN SAAR KINGTOS JUST DON'T GAPE ME! NO SAAR!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
>Jiren Has no feats, just kayfabe.
>>151819625B-But he fights Goku who can fight Vegeta who can fight Frieza who can...
>universe level planetsFateGODS....
>>151819625CHADren solos your verse.
>>151819695>actually finally confirmedGoddamn
>>151819695That universe can be simulated by one star, btw.
>>151819721...'s laundry.
>>151819760An omnipotent star
>>151819695>>planet level universe
>>151819788>>sun level omnipotence
>omnipotent level star level universe level planetsI'm getting confused...
>SHITren the SURPASSED
>KINGren the APEX
Alright, you know the drill. Fate. Mountain. Now.
also the recent FGO ending had a servant use Excalibur (same one Saber Artoria uses) to bust open a planet, with it being referred to as a weapon meant to cleave planets in twothough the planet was pretty hollow
>>151819861>>151819870Oh that was fast
>>151819861umm...well, the thing is...
Post Jiren destroying a mountain.
>>151819870>Mash wankOh yes..my..favorite character...
>>151819861https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwgShc8tpl0
>>151819788Explains why Superman is so strong only powered by sunlight.
>>151819870
>>151819896ENTER
>>151819901His body uses sunlight to make a super fuel like how plants use sunlight to make sugar.
Jiren is FTL(Fatter Than Light)
>>151819954Right except he doesn't need food or air if he's in the sun. Which means there's no fuelsource, it's just sunlight. And many stories highlight the fact he literally stores sunlight inside his cells, somehow. Like when Dracula bit into him and died from it. Or his enemy Ruin and the followup with Swamp Thing who showed he literally magnetises the sun's energy into himself and is speeding up the death of the sun because of that.
>>151819973Light is a twink though. Doesn’t take much.
>>151820009Superforce?
>>151819870So is this actually a universe level feat or something
>>151819973KWAB!
>>151817943>>151817984Or maybe male mangakas are so gay that they'd rather write two girls making out than their male mc making out with a girl
>>151820031Supermagnet. He attracts energy directly from the sun, instead of just absorbing the solarpower that hits him
>>151818034>CHUDtos a better man>kills someone in a fit of rage.....again
>>151820016
>>151819437The Ass Void.
>>151820083Why would L do this
KINGtos!!!!
>>151819901>Explains why Superman is so strong only powered by sunlightKryptonite
My hero died instantly to a Gardevoir's black hole attack...
Oh fuck, wrong pic.
>Bayonetta: "You're a naughty boy, hitting a girl like that. You need to be TAUGHT a lesson.">proceeds to die
>>151817537
>>151818223I'm going to ignore most of what you posted here. But as a Goku fan, it makes me happy to know that Sonic RAPES him because getting his bootycheeks spread out by an anthropomorphic hedgehog will give him more MOUNTAINS to climb.
Leave, now. I've a god to kill. I won't be TAUGHT by a demon...
Decuck day.
>>151820309Deku is floating in BEASTanako's toilet during this btw
>>151820309>MileNIGGERS still showing their ugly mug in front of meBack to field with YOU
>>151820080It was their fault, simple as.
TBF it does make sense that ghosts are the strongest of all mythical creatures.Ghosts already have invisibility, intangibility, and pretty good immortality/unkillability built in as just part of their basic concept. Then you add in the fact that most ghosts tend to attack or behave in weird and esoteric ways that don't just line up with basic "they try to eat humans" like creating spooky dimensions or ripping out your soul or possessing you.
>>151819048THE KING OF KIIIIIIINGS!!!
>>151817637I only watched the anime and seen/heard tiny bits and pieces from the manga.Please tell me this isn't actually what happens to her in the end.
>>151818706>Might as well also diss on the DMC side, to be impartial.The Dante payfag (Ebenezer) is still in the comment sections with his fake accounts. He's probably aiming for a third year. None of his channels share DMC gameplay. Imagine if he actually played the games he fanboys so hard about instead of self-inserting during powerscaling debates. Death Battle ruined his life.
>>151820080How fucking dare you post Spitting Image. Lmfao
>>151818871It's not true, if it helps.
>>151820474no it's fucking true. Cope and keep taking LLLLz
>>151820413>strongest of all mythical creaturesI can name 10 from the top of my head that are inherently stronger 1. Archangel: Beyond Concept2. Old One: Conceptual 3. Deity: Reality Warping 4. Titan: Infinite Strength 5. Kaiju: Calamity 6. Necromaner: Soul7. True Dragon: Extreme Stats and Magic8. Demigod: High Stats and Rare traits9. Dragonkin: Infinite Bloodline Potential 10. Leviathan: Extreme Venom
>>151820504Well wait, Kaiju and Titan, in the Kaijufandom, are one in the same now, since Monsterverse started calling them Titans.
>>151820473Reminder that that Prince Andrew puppet was on Epstein Island.
>>151820504>Archangel: Beyond ConceptNo, I'm pretty sure Archangel can be conceptualized and so can God. Whether or not something can be conceptualized is not an indicator of power, because there are plenty of things that are simple that can't be conceptualized.
>>151820520Titans refer to the primordial ones. In Fantasy, they are often older than the Gods themselves https://www.theoi.com/Titan/Titanes.html
>>151820482Kratos canonically only survived long enough to get to them by rizzing up Lahkesis with his sexy goatee. He was still able to use their tools to go back in time and get his Titan army, it's just that, without them present, nobody was doing anything with their threads or tapestry. (It's unlikely that anybody could, it seemed pretty specialized.)
>>151820543>Exodus 33:20>But,” he said, “you cannot see my face, for man shall not see me and live.”Moses was talking to God and he straight up said he exist in a place beyond the mortal realm.
Ah geez... I lost.
Kingtos grandma
>>151820582Being beyond mortal comprehension doesn't mean being beyond concepts. Inherently by being conceptualized they can't be beyond it.
>>151820538As long as Spitting Image Ronald Reagan wasn't.
>>151819110full composite Goku with literally everything
>/dbg/ JUST found out about toilet-kunhilarious
>>151820631maybe if we seek hard enough, in all the crossovers, collabs, and cookbooks, we can find a feat of Goku's brain deflecting a laser
>>151820482Kratos is slow. Cope.
>>151819512what does Shining Gundam have?
>>151820582yeah, he exists in heaven. duh.
>>151820647Kratos is literally immeasurable in speed and they had to nerf him by not using the Helios feat and using the Primordials feat instead. All downscaling to give aSAARa a chance, and he still lost immensely. Cope.
Why the fuck is there a Hanako-kun thread on /co/ of all places?When did you retarded subhuman faggots acquire good taste for once in your pathetic lives?
>>151820684noone here has read it, we just think it's funny Deku got mogged in sales, writing and powerlevelz by a toilet
>>151820682>Kratos is literally immeasurable in speedLiterally fanfiction shit.>not using the Helios featThey used it and that shit was sloCops. Especially since Kratos can never be FTL.>using the Primordials feat insteadJobbers that are weak.>All downscaling to give aSAARa a chance, and he still lost immensely. Cope.Death Battle lied because they didn't want to make Kratosfags upset about their small intelligence. Cope.
>>151820737They didn't use it, watch the damn thing.They mentioned it, then opted to use the Primordials feat instead of it because using the Helios feat would be IMMEASURABLY INFINITE SPEED. Since Helios' light crossed 3 INFINITELY SIZED REALMS and Hermes can block it and Kratos is faster than Hermes.They literally chose only to apply the weaker finite feat while telling you they could use the infinite feat if they wanted to. That's how much pity and help they gave Asurajeet for being weak and indian and evil. And he still lost because Kratos is stronger and a better person than him.Cope and keep taking LLLLz, asurabitch
Kratos is a fuarking KING.
nearly a year and you fags keep falling for the same bait
>>151818706Kratosfags now have to sustain the narrative of an undeserved win for years to come. I consider a rigged W more of a punishment for the winner's side, ironically.>>151818720>>151818727>>151818742>>151818736Comicfags in general, no matter if it's DC or Marvel. Biggest shitposters in the general.>>151820468The 9D DMC bullshit is the biggest evidence of a salty winner side. But that schizo with multiple personalities is a whole other issue.
>>151820823Kratos won fair and square, and they explained every aspect of it in the video which you've never been able to debunk. All you do is seethe because your argument is nothing
>>151820309Need something like this but with Hanako's BIG TOILETBOUND SHOTA COCK doing the fucking.
>>151820504>Archangel: Beyond Conceptare you stupid? archangels are barely sword levelazazel is literally chained somewhere in a desert
>>151817943And then there's Matsui who gave his most recent protagonist three wives (all of them childhood friends) with 3 children plus another 3 in the making.
>>151820832The worst part is that Kratosfags and DMCfags are confirmed residents of this general. You should keep yourself to /v/, faggots.
>>151820838>Meximutt You're chained to your computer
>They didn't use it, watch the damn thing. They mentioned it, then opted to use the Primordials feat instead of it because using the Helios feat would be IMMEASURABLY INFINITE SPEED. Since Helios' light crossed 3 INFINITELY SIZED REALMS and Hermes can block it and Kratos is faster than Hermes. They literally chose only to apply the weaker finite feat while telling you they could use the infinite feat if they wanted to. That's how much pity and help they gave Asurajeet for being weak and indian and evil. And he still lost because Kratos is stronger and a better person than him. Cope and keep taking LLLLz, asurabitch>Kratos won fair and square, and they explained every aspect of it in the video which you've never been able to debunk. All you do is seethe because your argument is nothing
>>151820582>>Exodus 33:20>>But,” he said, “you cannot see my face, for man shall not see me and live.”first exodus is fanfuctionsecond in genesis not only yhvh is seen by everyone present, he is literally standing beside abraham. yhvh literally fought isaac and lost; isaac then walked some more and found the angels>a place beyond the mortal realmfuck off, you never read your biblethese dudes are in the WATERS ABOVE and that place can be reached by birds
>>151820694>noone here has read itYou should read it. It's a really cute and sad manga about a bunch of dorks, ghosts and ghost dorks.
>>151820582>were powerscaling the bibleDeath
SPEEEEEEEEEDTOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSS!!!
>>151820817you can teach a man to fish but you can't teach a man with the intelligence of a fish to stop falling for bait it's pretty much fucking with the retard who doesn't realize he's being fucked with
…
FUARK!
KIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGGTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSS ABOVE YOU!
>>151820905>werehonk honk
>151820890>pedophile getting uppity
ATREUUUUUUUUS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1akAO-6fUc
Listtroon is currently in my basement getting fucked by a jackhammer. Otto, Nikofag, Doc Green, I'm coming for you next.
>>151818984>>151819079The Spiderman avatarfag isn't a waifufag, tourists. He's just an ESL who uses vsbattles tiers to settle everything. DMCfags detest him because of that. The Makimafag, though, he's a legit insane waifufag. That's definitely another anon. Don't think he's an ESL.
>>151820766Kratos isn’t faster than Hermes, Hermes had to get fucked up by being blasted through a wall by a catapult before Kratos could even come close to keeping up with him and even then he was still faster than Kratos the majority of the fight.
>>151821006who's I'm coming for you next?
>>151821022You're on the list, nigga.
>>151820999>that comment section sorted by newKino…
>>151821027I don't see my name on the list, just Otto, Nikofag, Doc Green, and I'm coming for you next
i want... sissy...
>>151821036
>>151820892I am now interested
>>151820951>explaining the bible is getting uppity
>>151820468>>151821036>>151820999>>151821061/dbg/ would be a better place if kratosfags and dantefags left
>>151820843why are they sharing a bedthat's gay
ROARtos. That is all.
>>151821109'OLY 'EM
>>1518208331000 years on MSPaintOchako never wrote because she only gives her number to shotas>>151820843Elusive is damn based
>>151820905I'm not the first or the last
>>151820905Most Old Testament Prophets stomp people from the New Testament .
>>151821135>>151821134
>>151821088>>151821133>There are /dbg/ residents who also live in the youtube comments.I don't know how you autists pull it off. Reading the various shitty posts here is already tiring by itself.
>>151820843Tokiyuki completed all possible lifegoalsNow he can finally die at peace in the next few chapters
>>151821159>>151821159To be fair, a good amount of them are likely from /v/ considering the better man spam that happens there.
>>151821133It's gonna be sad, once Kratos is surpassed as the joke in DB. Hal used to be THE joke until he got surpassed by Kratos. I wonder who will surpass Kratos
>>151821170>>151821105>They live in 2 boards and the youtube commentsWish they kept themselves contained to /v/ at least. Their Youtube comment faggotry is easy to ignore, unlike their shitposting here.
>"idc if she's 56 as long as she looks like a CHILD!"
THE MULTIVERSE SHATTERS WHEN THEY CLASH
>>151821135Ochunko is Midnight's true successor
>>151821188It won’t be a while because we’d need a Krasura-tier level of a dumpster fire episode plus the actual episode has to be about a hated character in powerscaling.
>>151821170/v/ doesn't care about Kratos vs Asura judging by recent death battle threads on /v/
>>151821205>"idc if she's 56 as long as she looks like a CHILD!"https://youtu.be/SCTFu7QYbQs
>>151821232The parking lot gets slightly chipped maybe
>>151821246>/v/ doesn't care about Kratosthat's why the spammers moved here. /v/ has learnt to ignore them and report them but you, for some reason, haven't
Why is it that when I want to fuck Persona characters I get called a pedo, but women gets blatantly Schlick to Toilet bound Hanako chan or whatever and it’s ok?
>>151821308You both need help. Next.
>>151821232is this some kind of challenge run where listtroon holds off on dilation until someone gives this dogshit some attention?
Why is it that when I want to fuck KINGtos I get called a ROAR, but Asura gets blatantly JOB to MOUNTAIN bound Chakravartin chan or whatever and it’s ok?
>>151821340go on a one-year nofap streak and we'll tell you
>>151821308Which characters?
>>151821308niggers and trannies on twitter don't know hanakino. They only know battleshonen, dc/marvel, and persona. "fanservice" is a slur to them
>>151821358I see... my journey to being a BETTER MAN begins now....
>>151821339He's funny cos he's the only guy ik that wants an episode that's obvious fap material made specifically for him. Him and Ben but he makes the show so I don't count him.
>>151821308Because male pedophiles are UGLY and GROSS and female pedophiles are SEXY and COOL
I wish I was a female pedophile....
What are the loser flags of death battle episodes?
>>151821367>men jack off to both kids AND pedophilesNo wonder women don't want to fuck them.
>>151821374
>>151821382That might be something to talk to your therapist about.
>>151821382Favorite character?
>>151821394Simon
>>151821386>loser flagthe character has fans who act like >>151821308 or >>151821382
>>151821386One character being from a widely successful game series and the other barely even selling 300000 copies. We never want Death Battle to feel like it's picking on the little guy.
>>151821382If you troon out, you could be a male pretending to be female AND a pedophile. Both come packaged in. Sorry you can't be a true woman though.
>>151821413Joker and Mitsuru won so not really.
>>151821394Makima.
>>151821382>>151821394QUEENTOOOOOOOOOOS
>>151821425dont encourage people to become self-hating groomers
>>151821449what if I encourage them to become self-loving groomers?
>>151821456>he wants more of himselfWe gun you down in the streets
>Mha has a fandom that cries on twitter about Hori making fanservice, mineta, and Mt Lady/Midnight flirting with heckin 16 year olds>Toilet Hanako Kun has a fandom that all lust for the 13 year old heartthrob ghost, and don't exist on twitterMakes you think.
Your verse? Sub planet levelMy verse? Boundless
>>151821470IRLchads...
>>151821470Your boundless verse? Mario.My subwall verse? Sonic.
>>151821473Post IRLfrauds leaving the solar system
>>151821480https://www.space.com/astronomy/comets/interstellar-comet-3iatlas-heads-for-the-outer-solar-system-after-its-closest-approach-to-earthKINGMET KINGIATLAS!!!
>KINGtos is outerversal o algo. he transends concepts and killed his creator irl or something like that. the temple he flipped? makes him multiveral at minimum or however the BBC is sucked. he is also a quintillion times FTL even doe he needs dog sleds because his verse is super big or something.
>>151821480Boom. Done.
>>151821494My heroes are all in this picture.>EVEN Chakravartin?EVEN Chakravartin.
>>151821464Why is there two skibidi shotas?
>>151821308>Why is it that when I want to fuck Persona characters I get called a pedo, but women gets blatantly Schlick to Toilet bound Hanako chan or whatever and it’s ok?two reasons: the biological imperative is that the human males court the females. (for some reason, courting has been subverted by women in the form of fashion, dancing and melodrama shit)fucking a minor not only is biologically retarded but it also comes across, instinctively, as a desperate move from a retard that cannot court for shit, and no one likes retards; it's easier for men to get accused.and two: no one is willing to call out the hypocrisy because the "white knights" will simply fuck them over. meaning that women have an easier time pushing stuff, not necessarily their stuff, onto the industry and friends (right now i bet some female employee is convincing her boss to sell his company because some other guy told her it was a good idea)the "white knights" mentioned are bitches like ragnarok kratos, and all those fetishing retards that enable female pedos because that is "nice" (it is not nice. it fucks over courtship). they all use twitter and other social platforms
>>151821456Sir, your swatting party is ready. Please step outside to redeem your free bear mace.
>>151821517>Why is there two skibidi shotas?twinssomething about one killing the other then spoopy stuff something something and they are spirits haunting the place
>>151821521you watch too much south park
>>151821505Voyager 1 solos your favorite verse end of story. >But what abou-END OF STORY
>>151821534>PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
KEEP TAKING LLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, AND KEEP RAGING ON ME!!! YOU LOSE ALL DEBATES! KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER SONS! ISLAM WON, REPLY IF YOU AGREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KEEP GETTING MAD AT THE TRVTHNVKES AND KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER, I FEEL YOUR PAIN AND FRUSTRATION!All glory to AllahI AM BATMAN, I AM THE PUNISHER, I AM KRATOS, I AM SPAWN, I AM WARRIOR-ZBismallah Al-Rahman Al-RahimISLAM WON! AND INSHALLAH VICTORY TO THE DEEN AND THE UMMAH WILL ARRIVE, AND WE WILL NOT STOP AT IT! DIE IN YOUR LEAKAGE, CLITTYCEL! WE STAND BY ALLAH FOREVER, WE STAND BY THE PROPHET PBUH'S TEACHING FOREVER! ISLAM VVON, GET OVER IT! FOR THE ZIOSISSIES ON HERE SPREADING THEIR MOSSAD PROPAGANDA ON THE BASEDSPHERE TO BUY OVER CHUDS; IT WON'T BE LONG UNTIL THEY REALISE YOU ARE BABY PENIS SUCKING, TERROR FUNDING, PEDOPHILIC UNTERMENSCH THAT WILL BE SENT TO THE FIERY DEPTHS OF AL-NAAR IF YOU DO NOT REPENT, INSHALLAH. BE QUIET KAFIR. YOU SOUND LIKE A SEETHING KAFIR. SAGE. SHAHADA IN THE THREAD. ISLAM VVON. I PRAY! I GIVE MONEY TO THE POOR! TAKBEER; ALLAHU AKBAR! ONCE SOOT BUYS BACK THE SHARTY HE WILL MAKE /ISLAM/ AND BTFO ALL THE ZIOSISSIES THINKING THEY CAN SPREAD THEIR PROPAGANDA ON THE SHARTY! AND FOR ALL THE TROONANTSISSIES THAT WILL SCREAM AND LEAK; ISLAM IS THE FASTEST GROWING RELIGION WITH A POPULATION OF 2 BILLION CONSISTING OF ALL RACES, YOUR IDEOLOGY IS DEAD AND ISLAM IS FOREVER! If someone is paying you for this, they are really wasting their money. Because you write like a shill who is just rapidly and neurotically trying to crank out your mentally stunted hate-thoughts without even using English correctly. Like a smiling tweaker just geeking out on the keyboard.KEEP TAKING LLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, AND KEEP RAGING ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU LOSE ALL DEBATES!!!!!!!!!!!! ISLAM WON, REPLY IF YOU AGREE
>>151821536Can KINGager beat HIM?
151821560one day /dbg/ will be nothing but posts like this
>>151821515Based.
That day is today.KINGTOS KINGALINGALINGA TOS KING TO THE TOSTOS TO THE KING
Penis vs Vagina who wins?
>>151821603>>151821603>>151821603This way, faggots.
>>151821608Post a penis destroying a mountain.Post a vagina destroying a mountain.There's your answer.
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>>151821616thread so shit we have to migrate early
>>151821719At the very least we should bump this one to 500 so jannies don't fuck the new one over
>>151817943The female mangaka wants to be fucked by her male character and self-inserts as his love interest?
KINGtos!
>>151818107could either take Ultimate Kars?
>>151818146Glass-level durability, roadroller-level attacks.
>>151818702Was he lacking in stats or hax?
>Destroyed something this big>Moved X distance in Y time>Tanked an attack this powerful>Used hax effectively>Clearly resisted hax>Displayed great combat skills and reactionsWhy do frauds always need to resort to shit like this
>>151820390>out of nowhere deflectionback to scrubbing the toilets, decuck
