Even in the Amish episode, they threw in a gag showing he can't do it: https://youtu.be/5rreOs0A1HQ
>>151821316No he grew facial hair as Lars
>>151821385Oh... Well I just embarrassed myself. Different topic: How did we get to the point where modern Simpsons looks better than modern Futurama? For the longest time, it was the other way around https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9mqjugWd38
>>151821316....do chicks actually dig facial hair? i've been shaving it since like high school cuz i thought i looked stupid with it. i shave almost daily just cuz i think it looks kinda stupid on me then again, i've got a bit of a baby face, so i don't think facial hair would look good on me anyway. maybe this is why i don't get girls. only pedophilic chicks would be into me
>been balding for years>STILL can't grow a decent beard to compensate for itI guess God just hates me
>>151821555Girls only like facial hair on handsome tall rich guys. And they only like shaved faces on handsome tall rich guys
>>151821639all hope isn't lost, anon. chicks love Lex Luthor from the Superman movie that came out this year. time to hit the gym
>>151821316He can grow facial hair, he just shaves it.
>>151821316No beard > Bad beard.
>>151821641You're forgetting the part where a good beard can hide a weak chin/jaw. Some guys can grow a beard and jump from being a 5 to a 7.>>151821555Don't put too much stock into what "chicks dig"; they aren't a hive mind. Rock a look that works for you and go from there.
