How do the recent events in FGO's ending affect the upcoming episode of DEATH BATTLE, Geats vs Nero?
My verse? Marioversal.Your verse? Sonicversal.
>>151832590Nobody cares. When are my HEROES coming back for another match?
SCP trannies will never live this down
KINGsday...CHADhamut...
Featschads. Post them NOW!
>>151832590Honestly not all that much. Nero probably stomped even without it but you'd have to really stretch to say that she scales to it.
>PIKACHU YOU FUCKING DUMBASS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
>>151832629Yes sir!
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>>151832633If you're an actual Fate fan, I wanted to ask what's the deal with the universal planets screenshot that was posted in the past few threads? Is there any context for it? I don't know anything about the franchise but it seemed like a statement a battleboarder would write.
Why yes, my favorite character is none other than Sonic the Hedgehog! What gave it away?
AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
>SCPfags tried picking a fight with Doomsday>/dbg/ adapted to them and started noticing the pedotroonery of the verseFuark... KINGsday was teaching /dbg/ all along.
>>151832590What happened with FGO's ending and how does umu have to do with it?
I'm sorry boys. I know you just wanted to have a fun death battle thread but it looks like I RAPED and GAPED your little hedgehog friend....
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>>151832650>small island sized planet
I have never once listened to a Death Battle soundtrack and don't plan on that changing.
>>151832590I can't wait for this to flop so they stop letting discord retards astroturf SNCA bullshit
>>151832698nta but from what I've gathered>excalibur is described as a weapon mean to cleave through planets and mash uses it to bust through a (hollow) earth>it's stated chaldeas (the duplicate earth in question) is linked to the universe, so a planet busting bomb wouldn't be enough for it and you'd need a universe destroying bomb>the main villain's ultimate plan is creating a replica of the Root which manifests as an alternate universeSo some good feats some bad feats
>>151832671Basically to simplfy it a whole lot, the main villain's plan was to absorb the entirety of the universe and contain it to earth in order to create a reality he deemed perfect with earth alone left. That's why throughout the game there's been things like Lostbelt Trees that seemed to contain galaxies within them but it's always been debatable how literal it was since pic rel that was from years ago. Now we know it's fully literal and the entirety of the universe is contained within his perfected earth specifically, using his daughter's body and nerves as the container
151831664notes from the cast>both bahamut and rayquaza were scaled to infinite multiversal>swan claimed bahamut would be 'composited' as he's just a big dragon in all of his appearances, and ben claimed the same is done for rayquaza>rayquaza gets infinite multi off fighting the entirety of the creation trio in the hoopa movie (ash is mentioned to be irrelevant kek) and also claims dialga/palkia were distorting the entire multiverse (where ash's de-aging gets brought up kek) as well as some universal infinite speed shit off necrozma>ben also sort of plays with the idea that rayquaza is stronger than arceus>bahamut gets infinite multi off exdeath and swan claims he's stronger than exdeath who could destroy the entire infinite FF multiverse due to levels, also exdeath is omnipresent>Swan then brings up Bahamut's long list of magic such as stuff that instantly kills you and supposedly his own SMT almighty adjacent attacks which could disable all actions, and even has his own reflect barrier, time stop, BFR, poison, zombie magic, dispel which removes buffs, healing magic, auto protect can automatically halve all damage, etc. his elemental attacks as well and that he's immune to pretty much all of his own hax>swan claims FF magic is described to warp reality, and that stuff like ice magic in FF is straight up described as 'slowing down electrons at the quantum level' in one of the ultimanias>ben noted that rayquaza fighting dialga could be a reasonable counter to bahamut's time magic>ray apparently might be older than bahamut kekben's arguments got pretty weak at the end, though ray did win with over double the votes bahamut did surprisingly.bit more interesting than I thought, but yeah as I assumed they will likely equal out stats for both and claim Bahamut can win off magic...pretty similar to ash vs yugi, though I suppose it's a bit more even this time. also deathwing would get raped lmao
>>151832763>>151831664oops
>>151832756So is busting open the planet actually unironically a universal feat?
>>151832774Math checks out so yeah
>>151832774If you fully destroyed the planet yeah lol
>fate got off fraud watch
>>151832716All those mons survived btw since we see them next to Ash at the end
>>151832763>Ray fighting the creation trio during the Hoopa movie where Dialga doesn't use time powers against anyone should counter time magicHAHAHA what form of cope is this?
>>151832816it's a cast where neither side cares to do research (except swan whenever he's trying to defend one of his husbandos)
>>151832804kek
>>151832827Ah carry on then
>>151832774Playing devil advocate, what does "linked to the universe" mean? If the planet has durability that scales to the universe than sure. Otherwise;>voodoo universe destroying hax planetThat's not AP.
>>151832821>No Art the ClownYawnLet me know when she stops playing on EZ mode
>>151832816Intense cope, Ben was mostly bullshitting for the sake of the argument. There was a gag in the cast where he's talking about Pokemon's cosmology and the whole "every game is a universe" thing, and then reveals he's been constantly resetting his Pokemon save file since the beginning of the stream to buff Pokemon's cosmology
>>151832804Edit the fighter to be Ash.
>>151832840It means you need to prepare a universe destroying bomb
>>151832842Art's feats?
>>151832840The main thing that trips me up is>it would have to be a universe-destroying bombwhich implies that having a bomb powerful enough to destroy the universe is a necessity to destroy it. Maybe it's a translation thing.
>>151832844yeah every cast tends to be stupid jokes and shit and barely uses any research but it also does often tend to give a good idea of what feats or reasoning they might use in the fight
>>151832804That guy would solo the pokeverse with his bare hands
>>151832763>Swan then brings up Bahamut's long list of magic such as stuff that instantly kills you and supposedly his own SMT almighty adjacent attacks which could disable all actions, and even has his own reflect barrier, time stop, BFR, poison, zombie magic, dispel which removes buffs, healing magic, auto protect can automatically halve all damage, etc. his elemental attacks as well and that he's immune to pretty much all of his own haxSo given what they stated in Ash vs Yugi and how the chainscaling was exceptionally dubious, it's>Rayquaza gets experience>Bahamut gets uhhh whatever the Strategy equivalent in this scenario is>Bahamut gets le Stats+Hax as 1 categorylmao it really is just Ash vs Yugi 2
>>151832708Fucking slut is ASKING for it showing those shoulders like that
There isn't actually a tranny wish fulfillment fantasy SCP.... Is there?
>>151832858tbf, anyone with a gun would
>>151832851So how does Excalibur end up destroying it? Do they amp it? Wouldn't she just say "we have 90 different Artorias let's blow it up lmao"?
>>151832821Kill yourself, Listtroon.
>>151832864NoThere isn't "a" tranny wish fulfillment SCPThere's multiple
>>151832864There's an SCP that forcibly transitions you and one that forcibly detransitions you and yes they are outerversal
>>151832860No, they equated statsTo make it 'close' like Dante vs Clive they might say 'Power' and 'Speed' are even and then say Bahamut wins the 'Hax' category
>>151832877From what I've gathered Sion reveals they've prepared Excalibur as a planet busting weapon for this very occasion and then Mash wields it to break through in the mp4 that was posted earlier, since the planet is mostly hollow outside of the crust.
>>151832840There's going to be some degree of voodoo hax no matter what since it's Fate but the general way it's been described is that Earth is now essentially a condessed universe so normal planet busting wouldn't work. Another character's plan was even to try to stop it by having ORT destroy the planet but the main villain confirmed that would have failed since his new Earth is beyond that.
>>151832763Oh also some other stuff>Ben said they haven't done a dragon fight and he really wants to do one, but maybe not to this kind of scale>Liam also says this is a level of power 'far beyond' Ghidorah vs Deathwing Also Rayquaza won the chat poll heavily too
>>151832629https://www.youtube.com/shorts/oHqjz4up1WYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07WVo9m4dKMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQWRAEVPVcchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJz8Di8VCTA&t=227s
>>151832763The mental gymnastics required to give Rayquaza a chance...
>>151832920So Ray is eating the L against bahamut so Deathwing doesn't get gaped?
Janny... do not even think of deleting this thread, BOY...
>>151832940Deathwing vs strictly FF XIV Bahamut is actually fairly even.
>>151832940Pretty much sounds like it. I think how they're scaling Bahamut here means Deathwing is 100% off the table. Also Rayquaza vs Mothra would be a gigantic fucking shitstomp so that's not likely either
DC should never be allowed to win an episode ever again. They’ve had too much fucking leeway; its time for reparations.
WHEN IS SQUARE BEASTNIX GONNA GET FRAUDCHECKEDTHEY CAN'T BE STOPPED
So isn't Ghidorah vs Deathwing a stats vs hax matchup
>>151832620Is SCP trooncore? Did I miss something?
>>151832956No it isn't, Deathwing is a fraud who lost to an angry electric chicken in one of the latest expansions
>>151832970After the split from /x/ tons of SCP writers were trannies
>>151832956"strictly"? FF14 isn't FF's strongest game from crossover powercreep? I know they already humiliated Exdeath and CoD.
>>151832804>>151832858Joey was a fucking badass in the manga god damn
>>151832970yes, but so is death battle so its fine
>>151832880>>151832888>troons made transitioning into some monster that must be hidden from societyAt least they're aware
>>151832984It is but Bahamut dies fairly early in the story. He's low enough I could buy Ray beating him
>>151832967I think people generally agree Shulk beats Lightning but even that's just a really heavy 'maybe' and reliant on dimension scaling autism The issue with so many Final Fantasy and Kingdom Hearts fights is that if you don't heavily outstat them (and DB seems hesitant to go beyond multiversal outside of stuff like comics or Simon) then they're multiversal BEASTS but they also can instantly kill you, stop time, turn you into a toad, dispel all magic, and so on
>>15183298414 gets the most power wank since Meteor(WOL) Can fight a bunch of bosses from the previous FF bosses and I think they fought the embodiment of entropy and won.
>>151832902>>151832910So basically>Confirmation that busting earth actually IS universal in Fate which upscales all those previously limiting anti-feats>Scale of the final arc peaks at universal so downscales all the multiversal arguments?
>>151832999Time for Kaiba (Ultimate Blue Eyes scales to Holactie, trvst) vs Riku.
>>151833022most things cant even deal with virus crush card
>inb4 Bahamut gets scaled to/combined with Summoner WoL's Solar Bahamut
>>151833016It might not be the peak yet since aliens from another dimension and further Lovecraft shit has been teased and almost basically confirmed at this point to be where they go with Part 3 of fgo but for now yeah.
MY SIXTEEN FUARKING HEROES!!!!AND MY FUARKING HERO JACK WHO'S NOT HERE!!!!!
>>151832982Just looked into it, its SCP-113 the gender switching stone. Can't make this shit up
>>151833058Still a pretty good position to be in, probably enough to secure Fate most of their matches with FGO included
>>151833060...oh, and Dimelessve.
>>151832985Kaiba was pretty great too.
Reminder Noctis beat 2B in DBXhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmWJ4nyOucwAND beat Zero (Mega Man) in One Minute Meleehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKOQ-SvYoIM
>>151833016Antifeats don't exist. Multiversal universal planets.
>>151832745>he hasn't listened to Firebornyou're missin' out chief
>>151833076...aan.
I'm so fucking angry right now.... why doesn't MY series get confirmed universal planets....
>look away for a second>fgo seemingly enters endgamei see, i understand
>>151833060>Warrior of Light canonically is stronger than JackFuark... CHAD CHADtasy was always strong from the very beginning.
FF stocks went upSCP stocks went way down
>multiversal universe planetsOkay but can they flip the entirety of existence in the form of a temple?
>>151833124He just flipped the temple
>>151833115Wtf happened that FF stock went up?
>>151833045Riku uses a 0 card and negates every card Kaiba plays
>FF and KH keep winning all their matches>Cloud and Tifa are two matchups that DB went out of their way to 'correct' without any outside urging like Master Cuck vs Doomgayer >Clive vs Dante was unambiguously the best looking fight of the season>even Pokefags are practically offering CHADquaza up since Bahamut vs Rayquaza is just a cool fucking fight that pretty much everyone wants>every KH fight in the future is basically a guaranteed win>the only FF fights that might be losses are Tatsuya vs Squall where Squall is the featsman so even if he loses he still wins and Lightning vs Shulk which is very far from guaranteed and relies entirely on dimensionshit to clutch a winFeels pretty fucking good, brehs
Kratos will fraudcheck Square Enix.
>>151833151Cloud vs Link got overturned and Tifa's loss was explicitly called wrong to the point they even linked the recent cast where they said Tifa losing was wrong in the description of her episode. So now FF is basically just 4-0 and are both featsGODS and loreGODS as anons are finding out
>>151833181>FF and KH keep>KH>KeepMan it's almost five years since Mickey/Yoda. We really need to see Roxas or Riku or something come into Death Battle.
HEROES>Warrior of Light (I)>Onion Knight>Cecil>Terra>Cloud>Squall>Zidane>Lightning>Noctis>CliveNOT MY HEROES>Firion>Bartz>Tidus>Literally who from FFXI>Vaan>Warrior of Light (XIV)
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>>151833226Fuck you, we love Bartz here.
>>151833232You would need a universe-destroying bomb to destroy that temple
>>151832610you shouldn't say your verse is weak, anon. I'm sure it could handle Cream, if she was sick or something?
>>151833135https://youtube.com/watch?v=_GOR5gvQwDI&pp=ygUNSW0ganVzdCBhIGtpZA%3D%3D
>>151832620Troons cannot go more than 10 seconds without thinking about being trans. Honestly feel sorry for them
>>151833232Bruno didn't understand the question.
>>151833256We don't talk about Bruno
>>151833232Boundless temple
>>151833210I mean its always been this way. Sephiroth's Supernova is one of gaming's most iconic attacks
>>151833232>Troono Velasquez
>>151833058>Lovecraft shitTLDR? Are they adding Herbert West as as a servant or something lol
I kind of merged Final Fantasy 11 and 12 together as FF11 the MMO so imagine my shock seeing FF12 and wondering who the fuck any of these characters wereLike is FF12 really that forgettable? Even the less received Final Fantasies have something memorable
>>151833160technically, riku's cards would need a opposing card value to gauge its own value off of, and since yugioh does have a card value system built in which is star level, all non-monstrr cards would technically be 0 value after being conformed into riku's card system. therefore all of kaiba's spells and traps would be 0 cards as well.
>>151833061Even in the og /x/ batch, you can't escape the fetish. What an accursed "franchise".
>>151833232And that temple was the concept of eternity yes.
>>15183329112 was really disliked on release. Vaan also sucks. They should have just made Ashe and Balthier the MCs
>>151833291It's not a bad game but it's not really talked about.It doesn't help you don't really play as the actual main character of the story. Vaan is basically just a viewpoint character for the actual MC, the princess.
>>151833291fran ass. penelo ass
>>151833288They added Lavinia Whateley from the Dunwich Horror
>>151833291It's because the main character is a fag who does absolutely nothing in the story so it's forgettable.
>>151833215I want a Death Battle of Sora with Donald and Goofy against someone he can bring out all his Summons and Limits and Drives against. Like the FFV party or something. He needs someone to match his kino, I wanna see Duck Flare and Chicken Little being used.
>>151833279Could even say it started before that. Exdeath's void was wrecking major regions of the planet and Kefka's ascension to godhood had continents getting torn apart and shit and that was just on the SNES. Sure you had stuff like how planets get blown up in Metroid but it's not like Samus does that with her own power.
Isn't the fate universe only like 40 light year sized or something stupid like that?
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>Remembered that each season has a shitpost episode >There is a very strong chance they might cash in on the Uma craze and do Gold Ship Vs. Pinkie Pie next season.Dear god.
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>>151833361>sir, a more simple way>followed by gibberishI love this stupid hobby.
>>151833369They're calling it the most reddit match up of all time
>>151833349What trio would be a good match, though?
>look up Final Fantasy 12's final boss>the undyingYeah i have no idea who this is
>>151833380They did Among Us Vs. Fall Guys. I don't think it can get much more reddit than that.
>>151833387I assume the only one that could kind of make sense and be at all debatable would be like the main trio from Xenoblade 1 or something
>>151833387Unfortunately I'm blanking. He probably needs a JRPG quartet. Mario and Luigi + Starlow or Paper Mario?
>>151833398Bane Solidong
>>151833398Funnily enough I'm pretty sure that's 12's version of 'Bahamut'
>>151832629The most impressive display of infinite speed.
>>151833444Weakness Firmcock?
>>151833456Those nipples solo my verse, btw.
>>151833358Definitely not that small, there's a scene in CCC where your servant gets launched 100 million light-years away and then comes back
>>151833288The Outergods all exist and Lovecraft lore has been in fgo for years but they don't really involve themselves in the story directly. They more so use certain servants as proxies but now with all the shit going on it's possible that they'd take enough interest for direct involvement since the universe outside of earth was erased. This loli for instance is the vessel of Yog Sothoth.
>fate and final fantasy talkCurious, who wins this one?
>>151833387Lebron with Bugs and Daffy
>>151832629Kept up with the embodiment of speed.
>>151833488I have no idea but according to Plebbit it's apparently Kain, I assume because of the wacky cutscene shit in FF4 like Bahamut moving planets in his summon or Zeromus's 'Big Bang'
>>151833387LeBron James with Bugs and Daffy is the closest equivalent I can think of
>>151833482Damn, how was the universe erased?
>>151833482HALDAMN!
>>151833563>>151832756
>>151833558Make it Barkley, Cyberdwarf, and Hellbane, and we have a match.>CHAOS DUNK vs TRINITY LIMIT
>>151833488Kain has dog shit luck throughout ff4 so gay bulge GG.
>>151833590...but not in After Years.
THIS is your hero...?
>>151833482>This loli for instance is the vessel of Yog Sothoth.An outer god vessel? That counts as a class A superweapon where I come from, you're coming with me missy.
Post an MHA character actually destroying a continent or actually obliterating a mountain completely. If they can't perform those feats they're unironically weaker than a monkey in Toriko.
>>151833488Cu should win if he can land Gae Bolg's melee NP since according to Nasu it does Max HP+100 damage before Kain screws him over with high AP. This is of course assuming they don't go full retard and give Cu his caster version stuff like setting up barriers to trap Lain in melee
>>151833614he had 50 years to wish for this
>>151833627Kain*
>>151833623>p-please post big AOE attacks...No need, BITCH.
>>151833627Isn't caster Cu Odin?
>>151833111He’s stronger than a Jack, technically there’s 2 versions of him, 1 that goes back to Cornelia to wait for the Warrior of Light and then 1 who takes Lufenia’s reality warping crystal and goes to Dissidia.
>LainLet's all GAPE Lain.>t. Code Lyoko and Digimon
>>151833645My HERO!
>>151832763Good lord stop scaling anyone to Arceus' circle, it undermines their whole purpose in lore
>>151833623You ask the imposssible....>>151833648>multi city blockHoly FUARK...can you show her destroying multiple city blocks?
>>151833200Jack will beat him.
>>151833668CHADquaza is stronger than Arceus doebeit
>>151833648Shut up scaling fraud post FEATS
>>151833675FUUUUAAAAAARK
>>151833645>listtroon's decapitated headKEK!
>>151833665Doomsday's design here is way better than his real form ngl.
>>151833651Yes he is.
>>151833701>asked for proof of Mina destroying multiple city blocks>cannot provide said evidenceI win.
>>151833680I respect Final Fantasy's strength and trust them implicitly to win their matches.
LMAO what the fuckhttps://imgur.com/golbez-can-warp-perception-yang-can-move-light-speed-kZfCxjJ>There is.>"Oh. You're Cecil?">A voice that sounded like a thunderous roar came from behind his jet-black cheek. He seemed to be laughing.>- And 0>Golbez held his right palm out in front of him.>The next moment, his vision flashed pale white, and Cecil collapsed as if struck by lightning.>"Cecil!">At the same time as Rosa's scream, Yang moved with the speed of light.>He lunged for Golbez.>But he let out a short scream and was flung backwards, along with Gilbert.>Before he could blink, the three of them were down, all in agony.>My last hope...>"--Kain!" Rosa shouted at the top of her voice.>When he heard his name called, Cain's body trembled greatly, and then he turned his gaze to Golbez.>I'm not sure if you've heard of it or not. It seemed as if he nodded. Then he turned his back on Rosa and walked over to the pedestal.>even a fairly low level FF like 4 has random characters moving at lightspeed thanks to CHADnovels
>>151833719>Gigantomachia can smash through mountains without taking the slightest damage>Mina fuarking MAIMS him with one blast of acidThe scaling? IRREFUTABLE.
>>151833737Post Mina killing someone with acid.
>>151833726>even the low level FF characters BLOCK THE LIGHT WITH THE PALM OF THEIR HANDSKratosisters...
>using chainscaling>still no proof
>>151833721He’s got what, 28 jobs available to him that he can swap through like Dante’s styles
>>151833753Why would a hero do that...? You should be BETTER.
There is nothing wrong with chainscaling and leeching off the feats of people you’ve never even met.
All this chainscaling...and there is not ONE piece of evidence that shows an MHA character destroying a continent.
>>151833726>CECIL! I NEED YOU CECIL!
>>151833726The average FF final boss would probably rape Kratos jfc
FF wonHanako wonDoomsday wonShartnic lostMHA lostSCP lost
>>151833737Post Mina using her acid to destroy a mountain or continent otherwise she's weaker than this monkey from Toriko.
>>151833726>Final Fantasy has novelsThey need to be stopped!
>>151833614SHITku is weak...
>>151833823Gigantomachia is more durable than a mountain. DONE.
>>151833822Pokemon status?
>>151833823Post that monkey having acid resistance feats.
MHA characters are bigger frauds than even Kektos.
QUEENa.VILTRUMITEKILLINGa.KINGTOSBUSTINGa.
>>151833614Fraudku
>deflects instantly and moves the goalpostsC'mon. Surely it isn't THAT hard to post ONE MHA character destroying a continent right?
Enough! We respect Mina in these threads.
>>151833842Losing to FF and Yugioh, the KINGS of this thread, isn't really bad for a track record and they GAPE the low tier shitters like Sonic and MHA so they're fine. Also Deathwing would job even harder to Bahamut than Rayquaza who has actual planet level feats (which also means he automatically murders every Shitnic character). I'm fine placing them in a middle ground.
>>151833842Pokemon Stocks are on the downtrend, predicted forecasts are a continual downward trend
https://youtu.be/aUTe2ndjRew
>>151833881Moving clouds is far more powerful, punk. It's MULTI-continental.
>>151833885Although, something like a Shadow vs Mewtwo fight with a Mewtwo win would reverse this trend.
>>151833885Ehh no. Mewtwo vs Shadow 2 or Giovanni vs All for One will likely reverse this.
>>151833842CHADquaza is carrying
>>151833901K,B,C
>>151833881I CAN'T OKAY!!!! STOP LAUGHING AT ME!!!! MINA IS STRONG ENOUGH TO KILL THAT MONKEY AND IS LIGHTSPEED!!!!!!
>>151833922My lie detector is making nary a PEEP...
>>151833903Fuark...then can you show an MHA character destroying MULTIPLE continents?
>>151833934I... I... the clouds...
>>151833928>the slowest laser known to manFuck...she just might give Gary the snail some trouble!
ACID RAINSome resist and others disintegrateACID RAINA Viltrumite will die before the sinACID RAINThe comics say they lack resistanceACID RAINViltrumites get soloed by it again
>>151833951T-The light beam wasn't moving at light speed because...because...IT JUST WASN'T OKAY?!
*Mina moves away from the light to solo the entire Invincibleverse*
>>151833928It's funny because toru hagakure unironically has a better and provable light speed feat unlike Mina the chain scaling fraud.
>>151833975You mean reacting to a beam of light exactly like Mina did? Mina also did it at point blank range.
MINATOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
When KINGtos moves his hand he's lightspeed, but when QUEENa dodges a FUARKING laser she isn't!? What kinda sham is this?
Post an MHA character tanking something like this. This isn't even acid btw
BY GOD IT'S BARDOCK WITH VIALS OF ACID OMNIMAN WATCH OUT
>>151833979No, I'm talking about Toru deflecting the beam of light fired by AFO/shigiraki.
FROM MY TWITTER WALLSI GLOWER DOWN AT YOUTHE WHOLE WORLD HATES MY KINDBECAUSE I'M A FOOLI DETECT THAT YOU'RE FEATSBROYOUR ARGUMENTS ARE FLAT, THE CLOUDS KNOW!FEATSBROS KEEP TAKING LZZZZZZCHAINSCALERS TAKE THEIR JOBS AS WELLBEHOLD THE WANK!ANNIHILATING MY ENEMY!IN A SEA OF WIKI PAGES!WITH THESE STATEMENTS!FABRICATE A NEW REALITY!WHERE I HAVE 6-A FEATS!
>>151833986It's a shame Toriko probably wouldn't be DIMESful as an episode given it is the actual featschad shonen (other than maybe Fire Force's last arc I guess)
>>151833985It's explicitly light also because Tooru can reflect it with her body. Unless you want to argue that literal light is not lightspeed and take away EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER'S FTL FEATS from laser dodging KEK!https://youtu.be/dDfERJJAOSk?t=32
what is she reading, /dbg/
>>151833912Couldn't AFO just like...shoot Giovanni in the head and splatter him? Why is this a fight?
>>151834030Mewtwo
>>151833986Finally, Time Wizard's true rival.
>>151833986>confusionSlowpoke with Oblivious TANKS this.
>>151832862
>>151834021Mina was aim dodging there's also the fact that aoyama's lasers do have a wind up because of how his quirk works. It has a tell and everything when he's about to fire, plus he's a stationary target mostly.
MHATTTTOOOOOOOSSSSSS!
>>151834033What about him
>>151834025KINGtos’s cookbook.
MINAtos. That is all.
My FRAUD Academia...
>>151834039Slowbro only tanks the confusion not the consumption.
If this little girl returns to death battle, who should she fight?
>check RRGiovanni's team>5 Pokemon>4 Ground typeswhat was he cooking...?>>151834094Mental Herb Reuniclus. NEXT!
>>151834099Let's have her fight Jiro from MHA since they both have sounds that hot the soul.
>>151834099Ruby. Not because the outcome should change, but Ruby dying again would just be funny.
>>151834063Wins
My KINGtos Academia!
>>151834107Jiro does WHAT?
>casually quadrillions of times FTL by blocking a flashbang after it hits himHow does he do it?
Apparently the idea for Giovanni is that it's Team Rocket as a whole versus the League of Villains as an army fight. That's actually pretty neat and a cooler idea than Sukuna, and probably a bit more relevant than the Mob Psycho guy.Seems like it would be a reverse of Ash vs Yugi as a verdict
>>151834160Jiro's quirk allows her to hit the vestiges in afo making them all fight back against him internally.
>>151834182>Team Rocket as a whole>100 fucking Zubats
Bahamut is so goddamn cool man
>>151834168PARAGONtos!
>>151834191I mean she wouldn't win but technically she might be able to disrupt Maka and Soul's connection. That's a neat power interaction
>>151834216If the Kishin couldn't do it I don't think she could either nigga
>>151834182There's only like 3 singular members of Team Rocket who are relevant
>>151834099Allen Walker from D. Gray Man
>>151832590>How do the recent events in FGO's ending affect the upcoming episodeThe problem is that powerscalers can't fucking powerscale. Everyone is so obsessed with wanking everything so when new information comes out they have to damage control their powerscales.>How could we've possibly known that Naruto wasn't megaversal?And they will say this shit with a straight face.
>>151834223I mean the kishin did they just kept re-establishing it each time
Of course KEKtos would teach at U.A. After all, it's a school full of frauds like him.
>>151832774>So is busting open the planet actually unironically a universal feat?DC does this too.
>>151834251Mmmm, kissing Asura’s beautiful pecs and neck…
>>151834229Manga gives him shit like Koga as an admin who can fucking revive shit from the dead as invincible zombies
>>151834182>the League of VillainsHonestly, I'd rather that than Team Rocket dealing with either of these two
>>151834266Kratos...
>>151834300nobody wants this doebeit
>Sabrina as an admin in the manga can make unbreakable forcefields that cover entire cities with just a single Pokemon>on top of her own psychic powers like creating illusions and hypnosisthis kind of feels like a pity win but MHA deserves it
Toichiro's Claw vs Afo/shigiraki's league of villains would be kino however the espers are just more versatile compared to the league of villains as a whole plus magne died.
>MHA getting fraudchecked by PokemonThat would honestly be funny as fuck.
>>151834330>MHA gets raped in terms of evil organizations compared to Pokemon and Mob Psycho kek. they're probably about to job to JJK's disaster curses soon too
>>151834330Yeah Claw should gape pretty badlyClaw's loli old man would be funny to go against a Gardevoir if anyone in Team Rocket has one>who has the most fraudly black holes?
>>151834352I feel like Dabi might solo the disaster curses even without Shigaraki being involvedIf they get Kenjaku and Culling Game Sorcerers or Sukuna it might be a different story
Stop making fun of MHA. I mean it.
>>151833737>>151833882>>151833901>>151833928>>151834206Another addition to the shota harem.
>>151832590She should be okay regardless of FGO,her actual feats are from the Extra series
>>151834385Dabi has no way to see any of the Curses unlike ShigarakiIt literally is just Shigaraki carrying his team and maybe possibly the 'life and death situation w-will totally let us see the Curses' copeAnd yeah, Kenjaku and Sukuna would probably be involved if AFO is, and there's fuckall MHA is doing about space cutting slashes and Kenjaku's bullshit
>>151834385Mahito kinda fucks over the league as a whole, plus the disaster curses did have those other sorcerers working for them like the damage inversion guy. The miracles guy who could funnily enough clutch a win against anyone in the league, or at least survive long enough until someone else kills them for him.
Who should he fight?
B-but the clouds though...
>>151834352The funny thing is the league of villains would've had a better chance if muscular and mustard were still working for them.
>Player: Dr. KurruStatement: "9/11."Result: A scale model of the pre-2001 World Trade Center appeared in the center of SCP-1459. SCP-1459-1 was then dropped in through the hatch. SCP-1459-1 had apparently been painted with a blue, red and white stripe along its body. Approximately three (3) seconds after being introduced to the chamber, SCP-1459-1 was then bodily lifted into the air via unknown means, then violently slammed itself into the model of WTC 1 at approximately 710km/h. SCP-1459-1 was immediately disintegrated and the model ignited with a small explosion. Cause of this explosion is unknown. 16 minutes after this, another SCP-1459-1 was dropped into the chamber, of the same breed however painted gray with a navy blue underside. SCP-1459-1 was then tossed directly into the WTC 2 model in a similar fashion to the first, at approximately 950km/h. The same result is observed. Fifty-six (56) minutes later, the model of WTC 2 collapsed, followed by the model of WTC 1 forty-six (46) minutes later.Note: A total of four cookies were dispensed by SCP-1459 following this test. The first two cookies were square, the third in the shape of a pentagon, and the fourth a half-circle that crumbled to pieces. In addition, the recorded message at the end of the event played the first CNN broadcast of the September 11th attacks. Dr. Kurru has been sent for a psychiatric evaluation.What is even scp?
>>151834392
I miss when SCP was mostly "this nail clipper teleports sometimes"
>>151834445Yeah it's basically just hoping Shigaraki can Decay all of the Curses before things get crazy.Given MHA is very likely going to lose it's speed advantage over JJK soon that probably won't work too well
>Player: Dr. Edison>Statement: "Immortality.">Result: A mechanical arm pulled SCP-1459-1 into the ceiling hatch. Pained vocalizations were heard from SCP-1459-1 for approximately thirty minutes, followed by another thirty minutes of silence. The hatch opened a second time and SCP-1459-1 was lowered back into the chamber, preserved through taxidermy and displayed on a stand with a small plaque reading "Our Hero".
>>151834635Can Shigaraki be put down by any Curse? His regen is really good. Does Kenjaku get the prison?
>>151834614I WANT TO BE THE LITTLE BOY!
>>151834657>Experiment #: 0241>Player: Maintenance Technician Valera>Statement: "Love.">Result: A woman in a red evening gown emerged from SCP-1459's upper chamber and began to engage the SCP-1459-1 instance in vigorous osculation for a duration of precisely five hours. SCP-1459-1 is believed to have expired due to asphyxiation sometime roughly halfway through the process.SCPTOS!!!
>>151834730>>151834566>>151834657this doesn't seem bad, what does this even->SCP-1459-1 are juvenile domestic dogs (Canis lupus familiaris), the breed and gender of which varies. SCP-1459 typically selects a breed that individual players holds the most affection toward. oh....why the fuck does this exist?
>>151834730>>151834778>Player: Dr. Lindquist>Statement: "Matricide.">Result: Despite being a juvenile, SCP-1459-1 displayed behavior consistent with a mature canine going into labor. Half an hour later, three (3) unidentified creatures resembling crustaceans emerged from SCP-1459-1's vagina and proceeded to pull apart and consume the SCP-1459-1 instance.SCPtrannies stoop THIS low?
>>151834730>>151834778>beastalityJesus fucking Christ, SCPtroons are disgusting.
Statement: "Drowning in puppies."Result: Additional SCP-1459-1 were produced until the entire chamber was filled to capacity. The remaining space was filled with water.Statement: "Please, no kill dog."Result: SCP-1459-1 was given a pillow, a treat, and a pat on the head by a gloved mechanism. 15 minutes later, it was retrieved by SCP-1459's claw. Immediately afterward, SCP-1459 produced a juvenile domestic feline (Felis catus) and exterminated it with a single blow to the head with a sledgehammer.Statement: "Mercy"Result: Two instances of SCP-1459-1 manifested in the chamber. The hatch of SCP-1459 opened, and its mechanical arms, equipped with multiple surgical instruments, descended. The arms began simultaneous operations on both instances, conjoining their body parts while administering prolonged physical torment. Life support was maintained throughout to prevent expiration. After performing approximately 181 unidentified surgical procedures, the mechanical arms grasped both SCP-1459-1 instances by their heads, lifted them up to the viewing glass, and forcibly tore their conjoined bodies apart. The blood was then squeezed out from their remains. SCP-1459 dispensed a note reading "Sorry, all out of mercy."so this is what trannies do? write elaborate fanfiction about torturing puppies?
Stop making fun of trans queens. Last fucking warning.
>>151834730>>151834778>>151834782>>151834852
yeah i'm beginning to understand why ben is a bit hesitant to bring scp onto the show now
>>151834730>>151834852This shit is exactly why SCP doesn't deserve to be near Death Battle.
I struggle to imagine your average "multiversal" character being able to do something about a fleet of capital ships in high orbit blasting the crust of the planet they are into glass until there is no oxygen left to breath.
Statement: "Digested."Result: Another, larger instance of SCP-1459-1 was dispensed. It proceeded to pick up the original SCP-1459-1 and swallow it. After about 30 minutes the second instance excreted waste, which had bone fragments lining the surface. The second instance was terminated via the default bludgeoning method.Note: Cookie was double chocolate flavored.>SCPtroons literally writing vore induced scatnigga
>>151834730>>151834782no way these ones weren't fetishes disguised as edgy puppykillingslopin fact the whole thing is probably a fetish disguised as shock humor
>>151834852Why tho?
>>151834852...I don't even know what to say at this point.
>>151834920see >>151834918 as well
>>151834915>I struggle to imagine your averaaaAAAIIIEEEEEEEEEE-https://youtu.be/3Smf5rC9MFo?t=198
>>151834915>tfw the 5th post of this thread has a guy just screaming and wiping out a space armada doing so
Statement: "Puppy centipede."Result: One Shiba Inu instance of SCP-1459-1 and two Cocker Spaniel instances of SCP-1459-1 were produced. A mechanical arm then proceeded to [DATA EXPUNGED]. The middle instance was then terminated via the default bludgeoning method.Note: Two cookies were produced, resembling chocolate chip cookies, but with corn instead of chocolate chips.
Somebody send these to Ben.
What drugs were the devs taking when making Asura’s Wrath?
>>151834918>It proceeded to pick up the original SCP-1459-1 and swallow it. After about 30 minutes, the second instance excreted waste
>>151834852And they say being a tranny isn't a mental illness when this is the shit they come up with.
>>151834944>>151834951k-kratos could do that too....
So you're telling me this shit is very likely to get a Death Battle while Harry Potter is permabanned from the show?
...I don't think I want SCP to be on Death Battle.
>>151835003Harry Potter spreads real world evil chud, it's way more harmful than people writing about fucking and torturing and killing dogs and cats
the best part is that when 682 vs Doomsday rolls around you know the anons here who are plebbit users are going to post shit like this therealthough I guess they're all trannies as well so they'll be fine with it
>>151835003Just send these stories to Ben and watch him cave.
>SCPI HATE WEAKLING.https://youtu.be/iO0_tkPZpoc?t=107
>>151834566k-kratos could do this too...>>151834657k-kratos could also do this too...>>151834730k-kratos could do that too...>>151834782k-kratos could even do this too...>>151834852k-kratos could easily do this too...
>>151834918>>151834960k-kratos could do this too...
>Statement: "Massive anime ti-" (Note: Guards tased Lupasu before he could finish speaking.)>Result: One instance of SCP-1459-1 is produced. Two large humanoids similar in appearance to Japanese anime characters "Mina Ashido" and "Naruto Uzumaki" sit at a large table with a kettle of tea on top. The tea kettle falls and crushes the instance.>MINATOS is in the outerversal puppy rape machineBASEDAROOOOO
>>151835113>Mina, Naruto, Kirby, Galeem, Dharkon, Vergil, Sephiroth and Cloud all brought up>no SHITos killing dogshe couldn't even have a feat for this
>Stupidity>Three instances of SCP-1459-1 appeared. Two of the instances were wearing custom dog-fitted shirts, reading "Vaccines are Death Injections" and "God Hates [EXPLETIVE REMOVED]" respectively. The two shirted instances, hereby SCP-1459-1-B and -C respectively, with the shirtless instance being -A, proceeded to bark at SCP-1459-1-A for 15 minutes. Throughout the 15 minutes, SCP-1459-1-A appeared distressed, covering its ears and attempting to ignore SCP-1459-1-B and -C. Eventually, SCP-1459-1-A self-terminated via repeated blunt force against SCP-1459's glass case. SCP-1459-1-B and -C were terminated via the standard bludgeoning method.>>151835125KINGtos clearly wrote it.
>>151835113>SCPtroons are also MHAfagsNot surprised.
>>151835113>>151835130k-kratos is comparable to characters that could do this and SHOULD be able to do this too...
>>151835113Um, MHAbros? Care to explain?
>>151834730Makima ZAMN!
>>151835113
>>151835097WHY WOULD YOU EVEN WANT KRATOS TO DO THIS??
>>151835113My PSYCHO Academia...
>>151835134Makes sense. Both fandoms have the highest amount of mentally ill people in them.
>>151835113This isn't real. You made this up. Please tell me you made this one up.
>>151835113CHADruto-sama!!!!!!!!
>Statement: "No, Michael Myers the slasher villain.">Result: Two SCP-1459-1 instances were produced. They began to copulate, at which point an entity resembling Canadian actor and comedian Mike Myers manifested. The entity produced a large kitchen knife, with which it terminated and mutilated the SCP-1459-1 instances before demanifesting.How many of these need to involve sex?
>>151835183it was last edited 32 days ago too so it's not like someone from here snuck it in
>>151835192k-kratos should be able to do this...
>>151835113>Class 1-A eats puppies...
>>151835208They're asians.
Doomsday was hero...I just couldn't see it.
goddamnit are we getting two screencaps of shitting on SCP within 24 hours, and MHA STILL somehow finds a way to get slandered
>Statement: "Anti-vax parents.">Result: Five instances of SCP-1459-1 manifest: one wearing a lab coat, stethoscope, and head mirror, and wielding a syringe; one wearing a dress; and three newborns. The labcoat-wearing instance attempts to inject the newborns with the syringe, but is killed by the dress-wearing instance. The newborn instances then rapidly develop symptoms of canine distemper, as does the dress-wearing instance; 14 hours after the onset of symptoms, all instances have died.>Note: Cookie dispensed contained numerous essential oils.Blud really hates antivaxxers, and he needs to let everyone reading his puppy murder fanfiction to know.
>>151835236k-kratos could do that too...
How many of these instances are there
>>151835227>not only is MHA a fraudulent verse on the level of KEKtos, but the characters also eat puppies.Not even /dbg/ could come up with something like this.
>>151834965whenever this is said nobody ever sends it because why would you even send it, in fact you should send it if you want Ben to see it because none of us will like usual
>>151835259https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1459-extended-testing-log...they really like this article apparently
>>151835208>>151835264Hey Mina never once ate a puppy. Merely crushed it with a teapot. That's slander.
>>151835236>The labcoat-wearing instance attempts to inject the newborns with the syringe, but is killed by the dress-wearing instance.??????
THEY'RE EATING THE DOGSTHEY'RE EATING THE CATS
YUM!
KINGtos neg diffs your verse.
>An instance of SCP-1459-1 is produced. It defecates a smaller instance that rapidly grows in size until it is approximately 10% larger than the original instance. The original instance then shrinks to 1% of its original size and is consumed whole by the new instance. This cycle repeats eight times; the final instance, twice as large as the original, defecates a miniature version of SCP-2030-1, which is wearing a large iron pot over its head.STOP WITH THE FUCKING SCAT AND VORE YOU FUCKING TRANNY
>>151835298the mom is a chud who doesn't want the evil soience doctor to vaccinate her children, told through puppy murder fanfic
>>151835292It is not. I resent that. Slander is spoken. In print, it's libel.
>>151835316k-kratos is more than capable of doing this...
>kingtos is capable of [INSERT PUPPY MURDER METHOD HERE]It's true. I saw it.
>>151835236>OH MY S-O-YIENCE! GET THE HECKIN JABARINO YOU CHUD!
i know the puppy murder testing log is fascinating but if you anons want there's also SCP 3922, which is literally a cringy 'fix fic' maker by interdimensional aliens that go into fiction and beat all the ebil villainshttps://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3922i don't know if there's anything funny in there for battleboarding
I love how every topic eventually leads to making fun of MHA
>>151835316>It defecates a smaller instance that rapidly grows in size until it is approximately 10% larger than the original instance. The original instance then shrinks to 1% of its original size and is consumed whole by the new instance.
>>151835368They jobbed to the truth from fma.
This unironically sounds like something /dbg/ would make up for shitposting except it's 100% serious.
Hal and his lolicon love vs midna and her sado zoophilic logos. Who wins?
>>151835389I'm convinced that MHA being humiliated is just a universal constant at this point.
>>151835408It's clearly a "gag" but not even /dbg/ goes for detailed puppy torture fantasies. Even the most obscene shit like nugget baby KINGtos going into Asura's foreskin is not as gross honestly; at least KINGtos "deserves it".
>>151835448I'm just saying, I've never seen Hal tank acid before...
Just because we've never seen Kratos mutilate and sodomize puppies before, doesn't mean that he couldn't.
>>151835487Can Midna tank it though? Hell, can she shoot it, for that matter?
>>151835389Shitting on MHA brings everyone together unless you're some faggot who unironically enjoys it.
It sucks we won't see Undertale on Death Battle I want Undertale power scalers to be fraud checked so hard its not even funny
>>151835544I think they've mentioned at some point they planned to put Undertale on DB in 2026
Does anyone have that thread where someone kept spamming that one image of Invincible killing Super Saiyan Gohan over and over again? I can't find it. It also referenced Mina Ashido/Acid at one point
>Player: /dbg/>Statement: KINGtos!>Result: A single white SCP-1459-1 instance was produced, with a red lightning-bolt scar over its left eye. Within seconds of the instance manifesting, it started LECTURING the researchers on being a BETTER MAN in plain English. PUPPYtos then proceeded to denounce anti-vaxxers, anti-beastiality, anti-pedophilia, anti-beastiality-pedophilia, anti-zoo-sadochism, and finally, he acknowledged his support for TRANS RIGHTS. He was not bludgeoned, because he is above composite fiction.
>>151834112The rematch should just be ruby killing herself.
>>151835567FUARK!
>>151835567>PUPPYtos survived/dbg/... were BETTER...
On the Eleventh Day of /co/mas Death Battle gave to meEleven Shotas GapingTen Massacred MariosNine JoJo's PosingEight VSBW KingsSeven Slain SaiyansSix Tarded CharizardsFive King of KingsFour Cursing CucksThree Hanging HostsTwo Sweet Soulmatesand a Spider-Cuck hanging from the treeToday's pic was chosen by >>151822222. To roll for the Twelfth Day, the rules areYour request has to follow the lyrics (2nd Day of Christmas, 2 kaiju jobbing, etc).You must reply to the anchor post of that day to roll, no @'ing an unrelated post with "this".NEW Rule* If rerolling a post, no adding shit.First trips of the day gets the pick, but any subsequent quads or above can override. If the day passes (up to 12AM EST) and no trips are made, dubs or at worst something interesting can suffice.If you want to see the previous day pics, heres the mega https://mega.nz/folder/pAoikKgZ#Rn8VzF0pLTXHw8lJ47adJw
>>151835567CANON
>>151835603Holy fucking ZASEDNaruto is best shota btw
>>151835603that's not funny that's just literal underage porn
>>151835632>11 Shotas GapingI dont know what you were expecting, anon
>151835603>actual porn
>>151835632KINGNAIL ANONtos!
>>151835603Really dude
>puppy death>little anime boys spreading their asses>MHA getting RAPEDYUM YUM YUMMYROOOOOO!
>>151835646I presume the original guy wanted them to fuck women but that's his fault for not being specific I guess
>>151835632>Fiction is realityRedditsis...
>>151835632I meananons were wanting it, tna even kinda challenged the request at first but a bunch of people wanted to keep it so
>>151835647I see nothing explicit there, granny tranny.
>>151835667Yeah you cant really say Shotas Gaping and not expect this
Powerscale this gauntlet NOW
I thought the shotas were doing the gaping, not the other way around?Not there's anything wrong with that!
Alright, that's enough /dbg/ for me tonight.
>>151835603kek>>151835719pussy
>>151835603Thumbnail Anon, it seems to me you took more care in making that pic than you needed to.
>>151835700Gaping refers to making the funny Kratos face like someone's sticking it in your ass. They don't get, they get gaped, get me?
The mere presence of KINGtos would annihilate every single SCP, but he also would respect their pronouns as he annihilates they/them.
>>151835603You could've censored it a little more.
>>151835603Twelve-D cosmology (The Yugioh MCs, Metaphys Executor, Ghoti of the Deep Beyond, Ogdoabyss, Dark Hole Dragon, Regenesis Lord and Overlord, Missing Barrows, Ten Thousand Dragon, the Anotherverse monsters and various other celestial+ Yugioh bosses.)
>>151835746looks pretty standard compared to the other days
>>151835603>Anon kept his word even when presented with shots shitAt least you kept your word.Now for my suggestion:12 Titans Trembling
>>151835757NTA, when we say GAPING we have never once referred to someone jobbing. The GAPED is the jobber, the GAPER who does the GAPING is the one gaping someone's anus with their cock, fist, or something else. Thumbnail Anon jobbed.
>>151835786>/dbg/ taxonomy lesson
>>15183560312 multiversal hills (With Ichigo crying as Naruto Maka and Danny Phantom laugh at him with multiversal hills in the background)
>>15183560312 Trancing Ponies (You know what I mean)
>>151835786Truthfully this post was doomed from the start, there was never gonna be a good outcome for it
>>151835603Twelve Frauds Frothing (Basically all losers this season)
>>151835769>>151835746Wasn't the first day literally Deku fucking Gwen?
>>15183560312 KISSING Kings
>>15183560312 KINGtoses KINGtosing
>>151835603Twelve Shoujo Queens
>>151833151Magic, unironically. MtG is one of the biggest card games in the world, and FF has been the best selling set. Oddly, Spider-man, one of the biggest media properties has been one of the worst selling in recent years, still better than a lot of old sets, but not what you'd expect from a licensed set.
>>151835603>>151835776
>>151835603On the Twelveth Day of /co/mas Death Battle gave to meTwelve Gay Anons
>>151835888>12 (you)sKek
>>151835888This coming right before eleven shotas gaping would be poetic. It rhymes.
>>151833369Next shitpost should be Light vs. Columbo. I doubt they're moving on Uma because they're slow on fads. I mean, next year they're finally doing Genshin, five years too late.
What would he do about the puppy killing SCP?
>>151835933Not a damn thing. Kratos only cares about killing gods and his stepson. Random npcs be damned.
So we all agree scp deserves to lose right?
>>151835965It can't, sadly
>>151835965It doesn't even deserve being represented
>>151835965It doesn't deserve to be on the show at all especially fighting Jojo. Fuck DC though
>>151833240>sonicfags now hide behind the character whose entire gimmick literally revolves around HBOC instead of trying to prop up their heroAll such cases
>>151835603>>151835646>>151835667>>151835685NTA but the get said gaping Ochako, I thought all the shotas were going to cuck Deku (is the toilet ghost and ochako even in there?)
>>151835933Kratos beats up puppies
Is there a sonic SCP?
>>151832984They are recreation based on the real deal AFAIK. The strongest would be Dissidia's Shinryu casually creating alternate timeline to torment people >>151833012You are thinking of the birds, which are the complete opposite of what you are describing >Civilization wants to defeat entropy >Send birds into space to meet other civilization to see if they have a way>Birds see other civilization dying of despair due to entropy >Become depressed >Started using the dead civilization's dread and fear of entropy in a song that spread to other intelligent civilization. >The other civilization who heard the song becomes gripped in fear of entropy and destroyed themselves >The Circle repeat You shut the bird up so they don't sing anymore. The answer to entropy is not think about it
>>151836062https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4904Just seems like generic creepy pasta shit but no puppy rape or vore this time
>>151836059Thumbnail anon should make an alternate like this just to appease both sides.
>>151836062No but there's an SCP that turns you into a costume of a Pokemon. I'm not sure if its a fetish, but you never know.
>>151833240>your verse is weakYeah "Your verse" as in:>Your verse? Sonicversal.
>>151836114oh of fucking course THAT'S a fetish lmao
>>151836114No, no that's absolutely a fetish.>The creatures within the cages are at various stages of SCP-5254 transformation, the most advanced being a Vulpix with engorged eye sockets, her eye lashes flashing rapidly as blood flows down both her cheeks. Another cage contains a boy with his cheek-bones protruding too high and sideways, pulling taut skin over the rest of his face.
>>151836052>>151836126i wish the "who wins" anon didn't make his faggotry sonic bias so apparent everytime, or at least take the name off when he's dicksucking sonic
Who would be suitable for him?
>>151836114>>151836169Yugi has no answer to this btw
>>151836086>All the shotas looking dommy instead of gapingGod I wish that was me
>>151836200>Negate attackGG
>>151835603Notice how HanaKING isn't there.
>>151835603Seconding for the TA alternate>>151836059>>151836086
>>151835603I can see Yugi's butthole
>>151836197Time travelers with bullshit gadgets and mostly hapless companions
>>151833080What on earth could 2B even do to Noctis? nothing really.
>>151836222Trips of truth...
>>151836114I know all TFs and yes it is, clothing TF specifically
Thumbnail Anon was TEACHING /dbg/
>>151834968They wanted to make the coolest fucking guy ever, so they did
>>151836200I mean if they give Yugi Duel Links I’m sure he can just tribute it for Ra Sphere Mode.
>But back to the point. Yes. I became Adolf Hitler. Does that surprise you? You’ve seen the files. You know some of what I’ve done. >And now, I suppose you’re wondering why? Why I became an artist? Why I turned into a madman? It’s not that farfetched, Everett. Why does the Foundation do anything?>Containment, my dear boy. Containment.>It wasn’t easy, but Europe has always hated the Jews. The Spanish drove them out of their country, the Italians persecuted them… Even the English! Why, Chaucer once wrote a story about a little boy that a Jew chopped to pieces and threw down a well. A festering, black blister of hate, Everett, just below the surface of placid gentility… So easy to tear it open and let it bleed…>You see, this was before we were as well off as we are today. We’d not found a third of the objects we have now, and the ones we had found… Well, the price of protecting humanity was measured in lives and coin, back then. Whenever possible, we had to be discreet, clandestine. Amnesiacs weren’t developed until the late 40’s, so… Well, it wasn’t easy, to say the least.>But, yes… The Jewish Menace. The Semite Plot. All of it was ours. Or at least, the worst of it. There was, you must understand, a problem, Everett. A very worrisome problem.>It was a virus. The first one we’d really encountered. We’d found them before, mind you. Just never one… quite like this one. You see, it only affected Hebrews. Jews.>It turned the marrow of the body to a slurry to propagate itself, then leaked into the blood stream. It consumed organs, muscle, tissues… Turned them to fat. The more they ate, the worse it got. Fatter and fatter, until… they immolated.>We… were at least lucky that it was limited to the Jews, at first… But then, it happened. Gypsies. One of them was dancing on a stage, and they burst into flames.>Then, the homosexuals. They were next. SCPGODS... Perhaps we were too harsh
