something might happen
nothing ever happens
>>151835856>something might happenyes, somashit/stuckfags getting BTFO when everyone leaves the VR, you aint getting your miseryporn retards.
YOU ARE MY DEAR FRIENDS. AND I GET JOY OUT OF MAKING YOU JOLLY. I’M THE ONE WHO GIFTS PRESENTS FOR FUN! If i led you on, it was just to make this part make you more jolly.
>>151835913yay!
>>151835902Danganronpa ending is way dumber than them just being stuck and having to find meaning
>>151835913christmas :)
>>151835596 I would love this version of TADC because it would imply that Ragatha would be given a bigger ass.
It took 7 episodes for a single thing to happen
>>151836088actually 7 things happened in the 7 episodes
Tin foil hat theory. Kinger figured out how to escape sometime after his wife abstracted and kept that info to himself while he tries to figure out how to save her. In Abel's diagram all the text is in either black or blue (lies) except for this one bit in red (truth).
>>151835913thanks alot
Jax pressed the wrong button because he’s colorblind. It was a mistake.
>>151836328And he's dyslexic and he has bad depth perception AND he tripped while sneezing and the sun was in eyes
>>151836375dont make excuses for that thing
>>151836408It's kind of funny people take that line from Gangle about not always knowing if Ragatha is always sincere or not seriously when Ragatha has a really hard time not showing how she feels.
>>151835856ARE YOU FORGETTI(NG?!@?!!?!??!?!?
>>151836458fake and gay
>>151836375i want to hurt him
>Caine agrees to let them have genitals, and lets Zooble design them>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rVKnzZMn57M?feature=share
>>151835902Not really looking for miseryporn, just looking for an explanation, if my theory is wrong so be it, I'll just find a new theory that I feel is correct enough to latch onto
>>151836550Zooble gives Gangle huge titties
I don’t care if Ragatha has no ass, I still love her
Ribbit is literally naked besides a bow. Or does it work like Brian griffin where the bow is the clothes
>>151835902>Jax leaves>Immediately kills himselfWill literally buy all the merch to support Goose if that's the true ending.
Why does the first several seconds of the pilot make me emotional?
How big were everyone's tits IRL?
>>151835856>something might happenyeah, and i'll get laid before new years
>>151836592>ragathaflat, ballerina build >zooblepert Bs, athletic build >pomnic cups but a bit saggy>jaxcones but hides them under oversized hoodies >gangleF cups
>>151836025this kills me, havent had a gf since 2017
Turns out they were Tronned>heh trooned!no you moronIN THE REAL WORLD!ITS THE PLOT OF TRON 2!Ragatha is a freckled real estate agentKinger is a middle aged science manGanalge is a 6' tall flatchested woman who wears mens clothes just because they fit her body, not transZooble is an SJW looking lesbian big titty goth girlPomni is a 5' tall woman with short black hairJax is a 5'2" twink with purple dyed fohawk in baggy clothes and is instantly bullied by Zooble and GangleKinger stays behind to work on the circus and try and fix the abstractions with company who didn't know this facility existedRagatha is picked up by her elderly mother in a limo who is so happy to see her again after all these years and amazed at how great she looksZooble and Gangle leave together to meet Gangle's parents, zooble thinks she can get Gangle a job designing tattoosPomni's brother is coming to pick her up and she notices Jax isn't waiting for anyone, and takes him with her, introducing him as her boyfriend to his shock and anxiety.
>>151836592>>ragatha>fake big tits her mother made her get when she was 17>>zooble>perky beestings>>pomni>almost flat chested and very insecure about it, has to but underwear in the kids section>>jax>he has a very skinny body with no muslce mass, and he's 5'2" so like pomni buys his clothes from the boys large section>>gangle>completely flat
>>151836669holy based, would cry of joy seeing everyone getting such a wholesome end.
Jax smells bad.
what did you do/say to get this response?
>>151836756Hi
>>151836624Anon, everything's gonna be okay.
>>151836756Deadnamed Daisy
>>151836602What makes her evil?
>>151836756>Personally I think Kaufmo deserved it.
>>151836756"I LOVE RAGATHA!!"
>>151836756Who wants to play a game of Monopoly?
It will not be somaThey will not be leaving
>>151836770shes not really evil, thats just her name
>>151836770She's just boisterous and unfiltered, for better or for worse. Win her heart, and she'll be yelling it from the rooftops for everyone to hear.
>>151836770It's cute how Caine's imagination of an evil Ragatha isn't even that evil she's just rude.
>>151836037FAT doll ASS is the god-given RIGHT of every red-blood MAN and CHESS PIECE
>>151836756>I'm the only one with a dick here btw.
>>151836408Ragatha is gonna hatefuck Jax so hard
>>151836611>c cups but a bit saggyliterally perfect, especially if she's kinda short, a little flabby but not fat, and has long dark hair
>>151836801>ragatha dreams and fantasizes about being raped and murdered, not nessarily in that order>evil ragatha wants hugs and kisses and a big fat wedding
>>151836756你好,我是中国人
>>151836698>>151836669>Pomni and Jax are Dropped off at her brother's apartment by the police>"Pammy, where have you been? It's been a year, our parents want us to fly back to Georgia tomorrow!">"It's a long story, I was kind of lost, but I made some new friends who helped me find my way home"Jax awkwardly standing >"Is this one of your new friends?">"Yeah, this is Jax, I mean Jason, and I was hoping he could stay with us for a while">"Oh, sure, any friend of yours is welcome, but I only have one spare bed, is the couch ok?">"um, yeah, that's great, thanks">"actually he's, kind of, more than a friend">"Uhm, uh, Pom, what">"Oh my god you even have pet names for each other! Grandma is going to freak, she had $50 on you brining home a girlfriend">he lifts Jax into a crushing bear hug "Welcome to the family kiddo!"a very awkward dinner of takeout chinese ensues >"So Jason, why do you talk through your teeth so much?">"Jax? oh you have a pet name too wow you guys are so cute together, Finally someone who doesn't make Pamela look like a child, you know she used to only date basket ball players in highschool? it looked ridiculous! I want to show him that prom photo with you and Darren Ches-">"STOP!">"You know Jason, if you can't find clothes that fit, just do what Pammy does and shop in the kids section">"Mark! don't tell him that!">"Pammy, i've seen the overnight bag you keep here, I'm sure he's seen your unicorn underwear by now">"MARK PLEASE">"All right, but i noticed he doesn't have a bag, we'll go to Walmart tomorrow for some clean clothes before our flight, oh yeah i guess he needs a ticket too, he's coming to meet everyone right?">"I don't thi-">"YES, he is coming, and staying with us"
>>151836812>>151836756"Wait, none of you have genitals?">UNZIPS DICK"Wow, it's exactly the same as my real dick, looks weird on my cat avatar"
>>151836756>"C'mon guys! Y'know I'm just here to...have fun."
>>151836756Wait, you guys want to leave? This place is way better than the real world.
giwtwm
>>151836975giwtwm
>>151836037How would Ragatha feel about everyone obsessing over her bottom?
>>151836994Highly flustered and embarassed like the midwest farm valley girl she is
Do you think Jax would be shitposting on /v/ right now if the circus had internet access? Would Ragatha be browsing boomerbook?
>>151836994She’d be embarrassed and shy about it but from then on she’d walk with a bit more pep in her step.
>>151837016Jax would love to just play some videogames>minimal social interaction>takes his mind off things
>>151835856https://www.youtube.com/shorts/oFW27DLMUBI
>>151836375AND his niece done got bit by a copperhead.
>>151836975Ragatha probably enjoys getting drunk, like imagine her alone with a bottle of wine.
>>151836756>Hey Ragatha, do you mind if I change your diaper tonight
>>151837016>Pomni and her brother in the real world taking Jax to Karaoke and discovering his amazing singing voice
>>151837048Kill yourself.
>>151837055>What 2+2, and don't you dare say 4
Ragatha pitches her merch ad idea!
>>151837046She loved the stupid sauce
>>151835856>the shot is framed with jax standing in front of the red>pushes the red button in the following episode
>>151837101Its even cuter that she took borgors and ketchup back to the circus with her.
>>151837110Oh yeah, she's not leaving her burger tower behind
>>151837125Is eating even essential in the circus?
>>151837147No, they don't even need to breathe. She's eating big dinner because she's drunk and it feels good to get a bunch of grease in you when you're wasted even if it's digitally simulated.
>>151837101Eating lots of burgers and fries with Ragatha!
Posted by gooseworx but quickly deleted.
I always imagine Kinger is playing the saxophone in the ending credits
Thoughts on this?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZJjGQX3lPh4?feature=shareCaine started to make Jax abstract to get him to press the red button
>>151837360Clever thought but no this is Jax cope.
>>151837360No that's stupid you can see Jax freaking out before they even get to the door. Jax doesn't want to leave and had a panic attack because he started to believe it could be real despite very reasonably saying it wasn't adding up seemed like an obvious twist adventure before.
Mommy Ragatha...
>>151835856https://youtu.be/eXeGJStc7ho?si=qZkNUVK4KStnHqXFPeer pressure is a hell of a thing
Fun fact, the characters' rooms were explicitly designed from the get go to mock them and point out their insecurities, such as pomni's room being filled with tall stuff such as a hard to reach bed or infantilizing children toys, zooble's room having a lot of mirrors to force her to look at her own body everyday, etc. And since we've been told that Caine cant get inside the rooms iirc, it means that they were built like that already
>>151837427
>>151837438>as revenge, Caine puts them through an adventure that reveals their darkest secrets>it's not subtle, it's literally AI characters saying them>Jax is insecure with his masculinity becasue he's 5'2"HEY!>KINGER BLAMES HIMSELF FOR THE ABSTRACTION OF HIS WIFE!yeah, it's my fault she came with me>Jax is still a virgin at 22!HEY, QUIT IT!>Pomni is insecure because she is often mistaken for a child, even at work!Um, that's... yeah it's really embarrassing>Jax had a gay experience when he was 14 and is scared of intimacy ever sinceWHAT THE, STOP DOING ME!>Zooble gets tattoos because she is mad at her dad for leaving when she was 8!Shut up JaxI didn't say anything!Whatever virgin boy!>Jax's penis is two standard deviations below average size!SHUT UP THATS NOT TRUE!>Yes it is!ARRRRGGHHHHHHHah, new it>Ragatha thinks nobody likes her because her mother was a bitchOh...>Jax doesn't know how to drive because his parents were scared he would run away with a strange man after what happened when he was 14!I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF AND EVERYONE ELSE HERE!>Gangle writes erotic fanfiction about the other circus membersI'm going to just throw my comedy mask away>JAXNO MORE! STOP THIS NOW, PLEASE![zooble] no no go on, let's here it>HAS A HUGE CRUSH ON POMNI!WHAT THATS NOT TRUE>WHICH CONFUSES HIM BECASUE HE'S NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON ANYONE AND THOUGHT HE WAS ASEXUALTHAT IS A DIRTY LIE! HE'S LYING!>Caine is scared that you'll work out how to leave and deactivate him, or leave him alone foreverwait, what? you mean we can leave? it's possible>JAX ISNOT AGAIN>TOTALLY UNAWARE THATPLEASE STOP>POMNI HAS A HUGE CRUSH ON HIM TOO, COMPLETELY UNAFFECTED BY THE NEWS THAT HE'S A SHORT, SMALL PENIS VIRGIN
>>151837438dumb headcanon and not a fact
The whole "they rooms is punishment!" shit doesn't even make sense because nobody forces them to use their rooms. if they really hate their room so much they could just swap or share rooms or just never use their room at all.
>>151837438>And since we've been told that Caine cant get inside the rooms iircWe were also told that Caine can't mess with their minds.
>>151836756>"Pomni's not as easy as Ragatha. But of course, who is...?"
>>151837527Ragatha was too busy being locked up in the mom dungeon to fool around
>>151837465
>>151835856why is jax so damn fruityno wonder pomni still longs for gummigoo
marry and reproduce, canon edition
>>151837606The frog is dead. But Pomni is forever.
Gummigoo is boring and a glorified chat bot session that got deleted, Jax is a jokerpilled incel that fumbled any chance he has, Kinger is old and crazy, and Caine is an autistic pest.A single normal dude would have to bat away the ladies of the circus.
>>151836592kinger looks like that buff tf2 engineer meme irl
>>151837623That’s why Jax hates Chad Orbsman
>>151836592The only character that gives chesty energy is Ragatha.
>>151837618you mean Pomni is forever in love with Gummigoo in canon
>>151837623>Jax is a jokerpilled incel that fumbled any chance he hasshe still wants him
>>151837623That’s where you, the viewer, come in. Bravo goose
STOP MAKING DEPRESSING JAX VIDEOShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z47V1R7tuGM
Does anyone else feel like the show is missing a character? Like, I look at the gang and I feel like someone is missing.
>>151837618>>151837623We know Jax is your self insert, but just becuase you're an internet asshole who probably wear woman clothes when masturbating to twinks, but that doesn't mean Pomni need to pick your incel self instead of Chad family oriented surivivalist masculine leaderIts okay to support whats best for your favourite character and not being a selfish self inserter loser all the time.
>>151837664There’s no zooble in that picture
>>151837666Gummigoo and Jax are equally poor options, hence the reason why they are both in the conversation.
>>151837667I meant including Zooble, but that's my mistake.
>>151837679I do often think I’m missing one when I list them off in my head.
>>151837666i dont like seeing normal height pomni at all
what sort of adventure is this?
>>151837704Gathering carts for walmart adventure
>>151837666Cope and seethe
>>151837704Pretty sure that is Spudsy's at a weird angle.
Can Ragatha’s stop motion mouth actually facilitate a kiss?
>>151837719If she can drink tea and eat burgs she can play tonsil hockey
>>151837723…nice
>>151837664>>151837679The show needed someone who was really into the Circus. Like a guy who's obviously throwing himself into every adventure as hard as he can to try and gaslight himself into thinking he enjoys it there. He would get mad at everyone else for not taking the adventures seriously and Caine would give him preferential treatment.
>>151837756I think that might go against where the show is headed in the final stretch.
Finding out Zooble is 22 kind of blows my mind after watching the show mostly blind. She totally came off to me as being older than Pomni, like 2nd or 3rd oldest of the cast.
>>151837769>She totally came off to me as being older than Pomni, like 2nd or 3rd oldest of the cast.isn't she? maybe i'm misremembering, but i thought zooble was like 30-something, and it was jax who's 22.
>>151837782No I looked it up and apparently she's also 22.
>>151837782Nah zoob is only months older than Jax.
>>151837769She had to mature quickly after she was molested.
>>151837756OK, so get thisThe new character, Camy the Chameleon is deeply untrusted by the others, he makes them uncomfortable. He has gay hands, says everything in a super gay way, and his tongue is always falling outHe's always sucking up to caine and trying to get them to enjoy the adventures to the point they actually hate himeventually he sucks up to caine so much he's actually made the administrator for an adventure, and it goes so well (the others hated it so much) Caine gives him full admin privleges, and he flies like caine in domination over the others"AHAHAHAHA OH MY! Caine you absolute beast, ohhhh this will be utterly delightful, so many delightful adventures, like this one, delete caine:"wha ARRRGGHHHH" *pop*and he floats down, and just starts crying. He's so sorry for constantly working against them, he's been tricking caine to get admin powers and save them all, and he knows how to escape the circus
>>151837789Cue months of people saying he was right before the reveal and then his fans getting mad.
>Zooble is young but mature for her age>Gangle is older but immature for her age Reverse grooming is a go.
>>151837796Never seen any non binary or troon who woudn't try groom kids on discord/roblox/tumblr
>>151837788>she was molested.>Worked at a Bar and was a Tattoo artist at one point>Goes by any pronouns despite clearly sounding like a womanYea probably
So why didn't Kinger actually say anything that whole time? All he did was spout stuff like "that doesn't make sense" with no further elaboration or "Pomni wait!" before charging into the light that he knows will make him forgetful.
>>151837802Well Zooble would be grooming the older Gangle in this scenario
>>151837809So the story doesn’t get spoiled.
>>151837809His brain was too big.
>shittiest character is the most popular because 80% of the audience are mentally ill losers who never seen a gym or managed to get their science degree>please just give Jax (ME!) all the attention and the cutest girl!!
>>151837809He is clearly aware none of them are real, probably doesn't want to tell them the truth to keep the hope up. He has the admin key hidden on him.
>>151837666>inane schizo babble from the average jax hater>off model picture of his closet fantasiesI think you need a time out!
>>151837793oh no, there are no clues that he's anything other than a creep. The other characters actively don't trust them, he reports them to caine constantly and foils escape plans, people end up convinced he's actually an AI to spy on them. At most there are some shots of the group talking about them and how they hate them, and the camera zooms out and they are hidden listening to them
>>151837820>Still seethingLmao
>>151837826I think letting them get led along on a fake escape plan is more damaging to their morale than telling them a bit of truth. Or a bit of anything. Kinger's role in 7 just felt contrived.
>>151837853To be fair, Kinger was comepletely lobotomised by the Caine inflicted mental retardation. Its implied Caine did it even when in dark room of his office and button room as Kinger should be normal under that dim light. His last sane moment was when he tried to warn Pomni
>>151837846i just love humililating hischschool droputs
>>151837846>pomni flirts with Australian NPC>next episode Jax pretends to be Australian>Jax flirts with Evil Pomni>Next episode Pomni becomes evil>pomni says her favorite color is red>Pomni invites Jax into the red hallway>Jax looks forlorn at the blue adventure orb>pomni offers Jax her red hand>the computer room is full of blue light>Jax picks the red button bathing the room in redJax is blue. Sad, depressed, lost in memory and regretPomni is the opposite, red. Change, growth, something Jax is scared of
>>151837878When you have a hammer, everything looks like a nail. If you are Cadance Owens, everything looks like a Jewish conspiracy
Your day is now ruined.
marry and reproduce
>>151837895Yes, seeing OOC and off model characters is pretty bad
>>151837903How about you go outside and reproduce with someone instead living a self insert lie that will not even happen in the story?
Such a cute couple.
Every time you seethe, I post another.
Jaxy boy and Pom Pom. On a side note, why did Goose say that they don't know if funnybunny shippers are gonna be happy or mad by the end of series? Its a weird thing to say.
>>151837923They're going to be happy because the show ends with Pomni and Jax being the only ones left in the Circus, becoming a metaphorical 'Adam and Eve.'
>>151837866Yeah, but he had plenty of chances before then to reveal even just a little bit. The show could have handled it a bit better by having him start to actually explain what's wrong with the plan and having the other characters rush off and say "You can tell us about that later, we've gotta get back to helping Abel." Literally anything other than just saying nothing.
>>151837928>>151837923>>151837916ship made for troons
>>151837934Its obvious next episode will be about Kinger actually entering the admin room with his own key. Caine probably never revealed to him that it's places behind the wall at the end of the corridor
Could have just said you wanted to see more.
>>151837923it's gonna be a case of Jax willing to work on himself with Pomni and the show ending afterwards leaving it open to people's headcanons
>>151837968I hope so. Kinger has been criminally underutilized.
Ragatha is Mommy codedZooble is big sis codedGangle is nee-chan codedPomni is MC CodedJax Kinger is Grandpa Coded
>>151837970im just provoking you to post more because i know its a samefag shipping it and eventually these threads will be nothing by you posting your autism as anyone is sick of this spam being 40% of every thread
>>151837974Jax already is working on himself because Pomni wants him to.He was just sitting on the beach not bothering anyone until zoobs came over. When she tried to instigate something he tried to shut it down and when she pushed he just walked away.He didn't do or say anything mean to any of the circus members for the whole episode. He was nothing but completely helpful.
>Still seething
You don't want it canon? I'm Black and i WISH Pomni would marry Jax!
If they eventually leave the circus, do you think the real world will be animated or live action?
>>151838013I agree. You are seething. The funny bunny relationship could not be more blatantly obvious. Now perhaps it's not actually a romantic relationship and it's just a friendship but it is definitely a relationship
>>151838045I think live action would be a better fit, but they're likely never leaving.
>>151837804All guys who use they/them pronouns are trannies.All girls who use they/them pronouns are rape victims
I love all het Jax pairings but specially funnybunny, even if Jax shoved a chidori into Pomni while she barely misses her rasengan like my favorite chinese cartoons nothing would change, it's a content i love to consume for fun. Shipping fuels a lot of OC and i think even Goose would be sad if people stopped making stuff because so and so isn't canon(just don't be annoying like the "Jax is trans" spammer) i never understood this rigid thinking, in any fandom.Yeah, there are the mentally ill canon police and my-headcanon-is-canon-hear-me-roar people everywhere, just ignore them when they start to screech.Thanks for listening to my TED talk.
>>151838013Everybody wants a straight couple, bro. Funnybunny is popular for a reason and might even have staying power by the end of the show considering what goose has said.
>>151838020Right now Jax can't be alone by himself without being in a state of semi abstraction while he is napping. Jax can't bring himself to reveal this to anyone, especially Pomni. Until he does anything about it he's on borrowed time
>>151838013>I'm provoking you>By making you do the thing you already want to do.I don't think you're very smart. Has anyone ever told you that, sometimes, it's better to save face by walking away?
>>151838045Shut the fuck up retard!Discuss FunnyBunny! Why do you think they would make cute mixed babies? Do you think Pomni really loves blacks more than australian Whites??
>He's now reached "false flag seething"lmao
>>151838074Does Jax has BBC??>>151838079Do you think Pomni has a Spade tattoo on her ass??
>seething funnybunny hater has resorted to rage/race baitingKek! Why are you so butthurt? And Jax isn't a basketball American because his voice actor is White.
>>151838093Yeah, big bunny cock.
>>151838093She's got more tattoos than that, baby.
>>151838096DO you think they will name their kid Jamal? Do you think Jax will leave to join the circus when the child is born?
you cannot be this pressed that someone else has a different headcanon preference than you
Funnybunny haters aren't beating the allegations right now.
>>151838116I don't even think they're canon, I just think they're cute together.
>these pictures cause a troon to enter meltdown mode and start over sharing their depraved fetish.Kek mind broken
>>1518380831. Racemixing is only ok when I do it2. Gummigoo is better than Jax
>>151838123I think it's a bit ridiculous to think any ship is canon. The only one that has any evidence at all is Zooble and Gangle and even then, the evidence is 'they're good friends who share screentime.'
>>151838143I don't understand the need for any ship to be canon, especially when Goose pretty much explicitly said that none are.
>>151838171Some people just need validation, I guess. It's a shame they can't appreciate a ship as a fandom thing; it lets you get wild with them.
Another wonderful start to a TADC thread.
These threads are what would happen if Deltarune was spammed by suselle fanart. No point of visiting post episode discussion
>>151838184They're all pretty nice once you get past the whole "uh ackchyually they wouldn't do that in canon" mentality and just see it as characters you like doing cute things.>>151838218See you tomorrow.
