>Christmas special has people that don't believe in Santa Claus at all>But simultaneously for years the presents just manifest under the tree without them buying anythingIs there a reason for this?
>>151840173Maybe they assume they drank too much eggnog and just don't remember buying them or receiving them from somebody else?
>mom thinks dad bought the presents from santa>dad thinks mom bought the presents from santaAnd other such logical presumptions.
It's fucking magic you pedant
Santa deniers are so fucking retarded.
>>151840173Haha, he looks so jolly here!
>m-m-must have been science who left the presents
HURR DURR SANTA ISN'T REAL, CAUSE SCIENCE!
>>151841650>it's a Darwinmas miracle
>>151841689Shut up, Jimbo
>>151840672fr tho
>>151840173It's narrative manipulation to set up the Santa deniers as being in the wrong.
>>151840173Is there an episode of something that points this out? Like:>Don't you know that Santa isn't real?>Mark you're 30 years old and still get presents under your tree, I'm pretty sure Santa's real.
>>151840173I genuinely don't understand why writers keep doing this trope. Why not just have a world where Santa Claus is real and everyone just knows and accepts that he's real?
>no one posted picrel yet
That raises too many questions.
>>151840318What if it's a single parent? What if it's a poor family and Santa brings the kid a $500 PS5 and the parents confront each other like "what the fuck, we can't afford that"? Huh?? HUH??
the santa denier meme is a unconscious admission that fedorafags were right all along and that religion is in fact a LARP
>>151840173They had no faith Santa would bring them presents so they bought their own.
How can Santa Claus eat so many milk & cookies without shidding and farding up a storm before making it back to the North Pole?
>>151840173My parents did it the right way. Some gifts were from them. Other gifts were from "Santa."
>>151849282what do you think 'coal' is?
Everyone’s all like “How does Santa deliver all the presents if he’s just one guy?” When it’s quite obvious that there’s more than one Santa Claus out there delivering presents on Christmas Eve.
>>151847301To quote my nephew "The longer I stayed quiet about it, the longer I got more presents."
>>151848488Both Jesus and Saint Nicholas were real documented historical figures though so at least there's some truth to it
He only appears in the houses of people that offer him worship.
>>151849309ewwwwwwwww
>>151840173>kids think santa is real>find out that santa isn't real>santa passes by overhead and everyone sees himIt's the "THE END?" of Christmas specials.
>>151852276>"wait, what's that in the sky? Is that... holy crap... It's Santa!">"what the... Oh my God, he's coming right for us... HE'S COMING RIGHT FOR US, RUN! RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING-">they all die 9/11 styleIt was funny when Spongebob did it but now it's just cliche
>>151840534s-sorry...
>>151840173It’s to teach Christian children in the audience to disregard the lies of nonbelievers.
Santa bump keep this thread alive
>>151848327Point me to the christmas special where that happens and I will explain away the characters’ thought process for you.
it's funny really but I feel the christmas feeling more during the year when it's not christmas
>>151849320>Multi-ClausianismThat heresy was put to rest at the Council of Nicaea. There is only one Santa Claus from which all presents emanate.
>>151854022Okay I'll do my best
