Paulchads wtf??? Is this NTR? Spider-Man steals his girl, his girl steals his Symbiote, and Flash Thompson is stealing Paul’s LEGS!?!?
>>151843251>ANVShould've been Carol
>>151843288It’s clearly not going to be Flash with MJ and that’s what matters.
>>151843288Do we want to see Carol make out with Spider-Man or Carol make out with MJ?
>>151843251Should had been Spider-man and Venom. Fuck MJ the homewrecker.
>>151843426Sorry bro. Only one person Spidey wants to be inside.
>>151843251this bait, is great!
>>151843288should've been De-Modokified George Tarleton
>>151843697Based
>>151843333Checked. Based quads.>>151843251For as much as MJ's been on alternate covers and such, she hasn't been kissing Peter on one in years... hopefully nature is healing. I don't really believe they'll be getting back together this quick, but I now see it as possible in #1000 where I didn't before.
>>151844109>For as much as MJ's been on alternate coversThose were usually store commissioned variants and they can have anything they want put on it. By contrast the OP is an office variant and roughly as horny as any Ultimate Spider-Man cover.
>>151844690>>151843251How come Paul never got to have covers like these with MJ??? Weird!
>>151844690Sex with May and Richard.
>>151843251Flash can have Paul's legs. MJ can have Antivenom symbiote. Give Venom to Eddie again so the S6 can back up what they fucking said themselves already.
>>151843333I think if it were MJ and Flash they’d at least have covers of them together. Even Paul got to be on a few covers when he was with MJ.
>>151843251Peter lays claim to VenoMJ’s 19 inches, as the prophecies had foretold.
>>151843426Venom is only disgusted because MJ’s thoughts towards Peter are truly perverse and utterly depraved!
>>151845595I don't know, I think if MJxFlash is a real thing, it'd likely just be a kiss or something in Venom #254 right before Death Spiral gets going... enough for MJ to have to tell Peter that even if she dumped Paul and he's back from space, they can't get anything romantic going because she's started something with Flash. Marvel's going to want to put roadblocks in between their romance to at least delay it until ASM #1000, if not later.
>>151845595No he didn’t. Only time he was ever on a cover was when they were teasing who was going to die in dead language
>>151845878There was one other cover on a side book and then they decided to never try that again.
>>151843251Venom's pose has no sense. I mean, Lyntar don't even have gender in the first places. Only because it has spend a lot of time with male hosts doesn't make it "male".
>>151845878He appeared in the background of All-New Venom 7 on a variant. >>151845919So ridiculous Spider-Man's on this cover when Felicia's "in love" with an ugly brown woman for the whole series.
>>151845369I can't wait for Marvel to revive me with an edgy new backstory.
>>151843344Venom Carol making out with Spider-Woman
>>151845969Again, they’re clearly more appalled by their host’s SHEER DEPRAVITY
>>151843251>"Ahaha! First Paul gets dumped, then loses his legs to Flash Thompson and now this?!"
Gomez is really happy, so its a real possibility
>>151846456Is he?
>>151846113Stay dead.
>>151846456Gomez isn't truly happy because he hasn't drawn She-VenoMJ.>>151843251Symbiote's expression is mfw I have to look at ANV ever or whenever I have to look at editorial's stupid fucking faces.
>Spideyfags instantly baited by a cover Baby and jangling keys Do better
>>151843251I fucking hate spiderman
>>151843251The writers and editorial clearly prefer the skank black cat. Peter and MJ Haven't haven't had a extensive conversation, alone with each other, since before asm 900. Im sorry but this cover is bait. They are never getting back together
>>151847579Sounds like someone's butt hurt
Hypothetically, how viral would a twitter post with pic rel and a caption saying this is marvel editorial, have to be in order for Marvel to unfuck itself?
>>151847579>The writers and editorial clearly prefer the skank black cat.The writers and editorial are turning Felicia into a lesbian so she can sell Pride books. They don't prefer her. But they don't like MJ either.
>>151847749She's been bi over 20 years already
>>151847039It’s an official cover, not a store variant. They know what they’re implying, and the customers have made what they want very clear.I’m not actually buying this shit until I know for sure but given it’s not a cover of MJ making out with Flash or Paul that’s already better than I expected, and if it was a cover of *that* people would absolutely treat as complete canon rather than cover bait.
>>151846579Yeah on his insta he's very "tee-hee" about peter/mj and he's a big guy of them>>151847039My bet, the story will end with a hint that peter and mj will get back togheter after a shippy moment but wont be in itself.>>151847579Even if its not here, they're absolutely getting back togheter eventually lmao
>>151847761You fucking faggots with this tired bait. Kevin Smith, even if he wrote chasing amy, which basically says you should get over your gf being a whore, wasn't writing that shit to be a woke thing. He wrote it from the POV of 00's dudebros who like when females are bi because they get to watch lesbian action. It wasn't even a big component of his story, it was just a throwaway line to make her more of a fantasy which is then made less so by his dumbass rape plot point. Didn't need that shit injected into Spider-Man in such a haphazard way. Somehow JMD brought up such dark topics years earlier in Child Within and no other Marvel writer has come close to that topic in an equally sensitive and kino way in regards to writing. Maybe Miller gets props too for Karen's story in Born Again but that's not as much of a spotlight because Miller doesn't care about women characters as much.
Hey, is Felicia still with poojeeta? If she stays any longer with her, I'm gonna have to start calling her the Black Shat.
If it was a cover of Flash making out with MJ we’d all be losing our shit, sometimes what’s on the cover does in fact indicate the direction of the book.
>>151847761An alternate universe doesn't count. Also, 20 years ago, it was "isn't it hot when two girls kiss," not "wow look at the heckin' representation!!1!" Now in comics, every *bi* character is really just gay. Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy are never going back to men. Tim Drake will never date a woman. Jon Kent will never date a woman. Betsy Braddock and Rachel Summers will never break up.They're just fodder for Pride from here on out. If they ever dated the opposite gender seriously again, they couldn't appear in Pride issues without cheating on their partner. >>151847851> He wrote it from the POV of 00's dudebros who like when females are bi because they get to watch lesbian action.Exactly. It's like claiming Claremont was some huge supporter of gay rights and shit in X-Men. No, he thought young men reading the books would think it was hot if two girls might have a pillow fight at a sleepover. Anyone who doesn't understand this probably wasn't alive before 2000.
>>151848048Faggot. If it was Flash on the cover, it would just lead to either what you said or in actual likelihood, it would just be the resident schizo spammers and samefags just dogpiling to further intensify the bait. Either case, it's just a cover and if it was a another NTR arc for 2 years, it would result in the same thing I and others do now, which is check threads like this and then leave. Prove me wrong. Plus Marvel is the prime user of modern bait covers, more than DC even, and Disney uses the same tactic with their trailers. Shits rotten to the core. So covers are just shitposting and the actual way Marvel makes money. They care about suckers buying variants, fake hype, and fake outrage. Apathy is killing them and they are in denial.
>>151847787>My bet, the story will end with a hint that peter and mj will get back togheter after a shippy moment but wont be in itself.Yeah, I doubt whatever's in this book is Peter and MJ actually hooking up or getting back together, but it's not outside of the realm of possibility that they seed thoughts of romance again, or Peter vowing to find a way to reverse what Paul's Jackpot device did to her.>Even if its not here, they're absolutely getting back togheter eventually lmaoThis too. It could be this year or in another 5 years, but they're putting them back together at some point.>>151847866>Hey, is Felicia still with poojeeta? If she stays any longer with her, I'm gonna have to start calling her the Black Shat.Nah, but she just asked out Night Nurse last month.
>>151848092Well Claremont probably was a supporter of gay rights being a lib and all that but he knew that in order to sell books to straight boys, he would have to do shit with the girls. I mentioned Chasing Amy because Smith was tailoring his movie (which is more costly and risky than a fucking comic) to a liberal audience at the time while also trying to convince coservative men to not sweat their gf being a whore. He was trying to thread that needle and make the most money while having something to say. He did kinda expound on that point alright and I'm being exaggeratory about a lot of women being whores because in reality, us anons might not get with virgins and you have to settle for used goods (I might not, might end up alone, I dunno) but it is a bit haphazard and even if I had a used goods gf, I wouldn't want her to say any of her "experimentation" was good or that I want to hear it or be said to other people.Point is, Smith was trying more when it came to his movie, but he is also cognizant that writing for a comic isn't as important so him just going buck wild with his writing of Spider-Man and Black Cat is the reason why he just made her bi. He didn't give a fuck about continuity or what audience he could've been writing for or the subtlety of the books message. >>151848140Are any night nurse comics from the 70's and 80's good? I like the concept and her connection to Dr. Strange but that is all I know. Kinda lame they are still shopping Felicia around. They can't create a compelling dynamic anymore with any characters so the only memorable one is her and Spider-characters like Pete, MJ, etc.At this point speculating on MJ and Peter is dumb. I like speculating on Marvel's comic dept. going down. That's the only real fun I have interacting with anything Marvel now besides enjoying old shit.
>>151848193>Point is, Smith was trying more when it came to his movie, but he is also cognizant that writing for a comic isn't as important so him just going buck wild with his writing of Spider-Man and Black Cat is the reason why he just made her bi. He didn't give a fuck about continuity or what audience he could've been writing for or the subtlety of the books message.Regardless of this, she hasn't been "bi" in a real 616 storyline until 2020, and now she's predominately gay. She's been with/asked out 6 women since they cemented it in 616, and dumped Peter ASAP so they could pair her with a gross brown girl, who we're reminded she loves more than Pete, constantly.>Are any night nurse comics from the 70's and 80's good?Eh, not really. There's also three different Night Nurses. And it's not particularly easy to find and read her history.
