Bump if you're reading,
>>151849907bump
And that's it. If you liked this, support your LCS or whatever.
>>151849968Jesus these are ugly costumes. Also I haven't bothered reading this series but going by the solicits, this kid with the shield will end up as that guy in the death spiral solicits, right?>>151850015These things are too eerily similar to the lame looking robots in the Abrams mini-series. And with that, the issue just goes to show they are pulling out all the stops on how shitty they can make the book as they lead up to the shitstorm that 1000 will be.
>>151849976>Admitting that Silk and Ghost-Spider aren't the same ageAmazing.
>>151849938>>151849954I know this run is trash, but I can't help but feel bad for this fag and know how he'll end up fucked up in some way without even knowing Peter wasn't responsible for his eventual downfall.
>>151849933Phil Urich humiliation ritual continues
>gwen is relevant in an arc relating to goblinsthey knew what they were doing
>>151849968Them removing the webs from Bailey looks like a bad Photoshop. Editorial is really slipping, Lowe.>>151849976Arana or Bailey are going to be the ones to make the "ultimate sacrifice."
>>151849976It’s funny how Marvel has to constantly skirt around calling Peter “the not-black Spider-Man” because Miles always has to have a black costume.
>>151849968>>151849976>Bailey spotted!!!>Whoops Marvel forgot he doesn't have web shooters>Well just erase the webs it'll be fineIn other news I think I hate Joe Kelly. Does anyone else hate Joe Kelly?
>>151849999Boy Ned just can't catch a break
As much as I hate the lead in, I can't help but like Spider-Norman, and it's nice to see Jonah getting some use
>>151849929>>151849933>>151849979>>151849983What the hell does Marvel have against these characters? Why have they allowed the two of them to get dragged through the mud over the years?>>151849999Hold on. Are they saying that the Ned who died early in Spencer's run and the one who returned near the end are the same? I thought the former was supposed to be a clone and the latter was the original. Either they forgot or they decided it would be simpler to drop the mystery of who saved him and pretend he was ressurected twice.
>>151849989>peter Parker is a perpetual screw upOh fuck off Kelly. That's not really true.
>>151850567I meanFuck KellyFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK KellyBut>Peter's not a perpetual screw up (when it comes to his personal life)Ehhhhhhhhh...
>>151850280>Arana or Bailey are going to be the ones to make the "ultimate sacrifice."Possible with Araña (God I hope not), but I'm very skeptical they'd do that with Bailey when Slott specifically said he wants to do occasional Spider-Boy content for Marvel. That's burning bridges for no good reason.
>>151850007MYCOTERIA-MANW O O O O O O O!
Anyone think they should tell Roger Stern to eat shit and restore Ned as the one true Hobgoblin who mind raped/brainwashed Kingsley to be his fall guy just to fuck with Peter? Kingsley's a useless turd and even Phil was a better Hobgoblin. And if Norman is now good, they could have Ned take over as King Satan behind all of Peter's wives up to and including having Ned be behind Kindred, the Stacy twins, and him resurrecting Harry just to kill him and use the fact that Kingsley was caught TWICE "brainwashing him evil" to ensure Peter can't touch him, as he kills Flash and Betty in front of him
>>151851251I like ned leeds as the big bad of the marvel universe
>>151849907How do people with expectations that asm is suppose to be good not kill themselves
>>151851294I don't think anyone believes its good. Its why there is a prevailing theory that editorial puts out fake letters to praise themselves.
>>151851294Who the fuck expects ASM to be good in 2025-almost 2026?I only come to these storytimes to watch the trainwreck.
>>151850280>Arana or Bailey are going to be the ones to make the "ultimate sacrifice."Or they could just kill Captain Kinksuki
>>151851294>>151851341>>151851352There are redditors who'll defend ASM because "Oh, it still sells really well, so people must be reading and enjoying it, therefore it can't be as bad as you obsessive fanboys are saying!" It's just the usual corporately-mandated positivity.I will say that Kelly's run at least hasn't been as retarded as Wells's, but I wouldn't say I'm fully enjoying it. And obviously, I'm here, so thankfully not contributing to any sales.
>>151850007Ah of course we couldn't just have Ben accept he doesn't what Peter's life, he had to fuck it up on his way out
>>15185056720 years ago, I'd agree with you. But he hasn't been able to hold onto a damn thing since the early 00's. What else do you call a guy who sends himself back to square one again and again and again, each time with a little less respect, a little less dignity?
>>151851519i think he just messed with the math a bit expecting someone else to catch it and put the experiment on hold for a bit and by that time Peter would be back and ready to continuehe did not expect king retard to rush the project and fuck it all up
>>151850567Peter might be a screwup because of editorial mandate forcing it upon him, but ultimately that's what he has been for the last couple of decades. Nothing to be done about it. This is and will continue to be Peter until someone goes and retcons post turn of the milenium Spider-Man.
>>151849907this issue variant coversThe Amazing Spider-Man #18 Benjamin Su Disney Stitch Unleash the Holidays VariantThe Amazing Spider-Man #18 Corin Howell Knullified VariantThe Amazing Spider-Man #18 Lee Bermejo Amazing Visions VariantThe Amazing Spider-Man #18 Simone Di Meo Winter Break VariantThe Amazing Spider-Man #18 1:25 Jeremy Wilson VariantThe Amazing Spider-Man #18 1:100 Lee Bermejo Amazing Visions Virgin VariantMarch issues will have even more covers>SPIDEY VS. HELLGATE, ROUND TWO! The spacefaring SPIDER-MAN heads back to Earth — only to find HELLGATE standing in his way! Spider-Man's finally strong enough to beat the most powerful foe he's ever faced... right?!>NIGHT OF THE GOBLIN (SLAYERS)! Norman Osborn may be purged of his sins, but that doesn't mean they can't still come back to haunt him! HOBGOBLIN wants Norman out of the SPIDER-MAN game (and this life) for good — and he's got the hyper-lethal tech of an entire goblin-slaying army at his disposal. What does Norman have...?! A Spider-Man or Woman or two who trust him as far as they can throw him...>DAWN OF THE GOBLIN SLAYERS PART TWO! The sins of Norman Osborn come back to haunt him and everyone he cares about! Norman and the other Spiders THROW DOWN against Hobgoblin and his Goblin Slayer army! And one of the Spiders makes the ultimate sacrifice!>TOO LITTLE, TOO LATE! The era of space/earth Spider-Men comes to an end and everyone is left to pick up the pieces. We are about to enter DEATH SPIRAL so Spidey better take a deep, deep breath.
>SHOCKED BY THE SINISTER SYMBIOTE! CARNAGE. KNOWS. Which means SPIDEY and VENOM team up again to stop the serial killer-symbiote. But instead of EDDIE BROCK, Peter uncovers another bombshell beneath Venom's mask — MARY JANE WATSON! And that's just the first SHOCKING REVELATION of this issue! Carnage isn't the only problem...Peter and MJ are going to have to patch things up if they want a fighting chance to stop new hyper-lethal villain, TORMENT's killing spree.>CARNAGE MEETS ITS MATCH!? Carnage faces off against Torment while the serial killer's latest murder leaves the Spidey-Symbiote Alliance shaken.>UNRELENTING TORMENT... for Spider-Man, Venom and Carnage leads to the most unexpected team-up in Spidey History! But even if Spidey wins, he may still lose... because Torment learns not one, but two shocking truths about his foes!
>>151851721The most iconic thing Gwen ever did, dying.Amazing Vision indeed
I am not posting ever variant cover until march, so have a collage instead. Also most of the march ones are missing.
>>151849911bump
>>151849907>18 issues till 1000Will it be as nothing as 900? For as bad as I found slott at least 700 and 800 were climactic
>>151852169Maybe if it's a flop Lowe is out of a Job for sure
>>151852169Wow, I've just remembered that #900 was all about the fucking ""Sinister Adaptoid"" and ended with the most unearned and going-nowhere kiss between Spider-Man and Black Cat.What a load of SHITE
>>151852196>made Felicia a jealous bitch to Bobbi because lol black cat and mockingbird
>>151849907Why does the cover look like a beginner artists first attempt at one
>>151852169The only things they could do that would be a big enough splash for #1000 would be to kill off someone important, of which currently there is literally only Aunt May or MJ, or they could address OMD which still wouldn't fix anything. Either way nothing they can do will top ASM #500
>>151852214#700 already topped it though. Peters most deadly personal enemy taking over his body and he dies
>>151849911Bump!
>>151852352That was gay though, and pure faggotry on Slott’s part. Slott was a tremendous faggot, and I’m glad he excised Superior from Otto’s brain like it was a tumor.
>>151852352Hi Dan.
>>151850280>>151850761Arana is dying because slott is regretting all of that spiderverse shit where peter was humiliated and even removed as spider man.And the fact that brevoort and lowe put annie through that humiliation ritual
>>151850520Is brevoort, and all of the OMD fags
>>151849907I know this is probably the wrong thread to be asking but are any Ultimate books out this week
>>151850567He’s been more of a screwball then he’s not so it’s kind of true sadly
>>151849963>We're BETTER MENNONO DON'T FUCKING PUT THAT IN THE COMIC
>>151852835You are right this the wrong thread for Ultimate books get the fuck out of here
>>151852835Nope next week
>>151853378fuck off not a Ultimate thread now leave damn you It's Christmas.
>>151850007Oh no! Who could've predicted this? I am shocked. Shocked, I say.
>>151854210>I am shocked. Shocked, I say.AAAAAAAAAHHHI'LL CHASE YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EAAAAAAAAAARTHHHH
>>151849963I'm glad Jonah and Norman are taking KINGtos's lessons to heart
>>151852169picrel? best outcome Peter could get,
>>151854518Lol.
So... Why are we offended by this issue?
>>151855638pretty inoffensive as things go but damn what a way to go for Ben thought he would just add his name as a consultant or outside help not nearly kill someone
>>151855660I'm pretty sure Brian jumped the gun and Ben intended for none of this. We can't have *too* sympathetic a villain. Brian Nehring is just a ripoff of JMS's Mark Raxton.
>>151855724>Brian Nehring is just a ripoff of JMS's Mark Raxton.Yeah it kinda sucks that people immediately dinged this happening and its just playing out in slow motion. I wanted to give Kelly credit for just having someone help Pete with nothing going wrong.
>>151855924Mark Raxton was a three issue one off at most by the way. Just putting that out there.
>>151849976>Gwen wants to fuck Captain KintsugiI KNEW IT, WHAT A SHAMELESS WHORE
>>151855724>>151855924You mean JMD right?
>>151856211No sorry, JMS. I forgot that JMS's version of the Molten Man was named Charlie Wiederman instead of Mark Raxton. Anyways he was an old high-school acquaintance of Peter's, not really a friend, and his arc was wrapped up much more succinctly.
>>151856355Oh that guy. When you say JMS's Mark Raxton that is pointing more towards JMS actually writing Molten Man when he didn't but if you said Mark Raxton equivalent, then I would've probably pictured that guy you meant.
>>151856372Yeah, I genuinely forgot Charlie's name, but I remembered the Molten Man's name and said 'wait was his name Mark Raxton?'Anyways, we'll all be forgetting Brian's name pretty soon too.
>>151849918That's a lot of blood
>>151849929How is Phil alive(?) again?
>>151856482Zombleh
>>151856513Okay, but how
>>151856604idklol
>>151849907>John Romita Jr. Art
>>151853327If you put as much effort into a job application as you do forcing that meme, you'd be far less miserable
>>151856302Yeah I know he was working for them. Companies can discipline and restrict people without firing them. They might've done that. Besides that, even if he's been right about things, I don't really care if Spidey makes progress because there is still the same people who keep stagnating it and them being like this for 20 years is more evidence for them not truly changing themselves or ideas. They're faggots. Gomez doesn't hold that power to change the creative decisions/direction. If he did, the books would've gotten a better writer or been more fun.
>>151856818Oh fuck. I'm in the wrong thread, lol. Damn I'm tired.
Man, this christmas was going so swell I even forgot about... today. I should probably remove those thread subject highlighters, it'd make my life better. Merry Christmas, fellow sufferers.I've grown oddly accustomed to past-past-past-past prime JRJR and I can tell he really doesn't give a shit about this plot. Few times I've seen him phone in this bad during Wells.>>151849929Oh fuck off, at least come up with something else, you're just insulting me and the other 100 people for reading Red Goblin here.>>151849963GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS>>151849968Couldn't be bothered to fix Bailey, huh.>>151850336Same. Too quirky, too redditor, his Peter is insufferable and a rabid bluesky user. The only reason Ben comes across as an adult is because he's supposed to be depressed. Look at this shit, Jonah and Norman making little jokes at each other like catty social media millennials, when last time they were at each other throats. And just like that Jonah learns about Ben like it's nothing. Who gives a shit, right?>>151849976Wasn't random spanish word dispenser (female) getting on with Spider-Punk?>>151850007Here's your Torment.>>151850520They simply do not care, they just want to bash the action figures together.
>>151855056>peterbros having a winthat's how we know the chances are so slim..
>>151857654>And just like that Jonah learns about Ben like it's nothing.Yeah it's so weird. He goes from wanting to stage an intervention to help Peter to... essentially shrugging his shoulders after finding out there's a clone of him running around doing whatever he wants.Everything's so silly.
>>151857705fuck off it's christmas time don't wanna hear about shitty clones
>>151857730It's Christmas Eve. Tomorrow is Christmas.
>>151857730>>151857735Polish people are too dumb to understand things like time, it's always NOW NOW NOW with them there's no past or future for their kind.
>>151857735Christmas Eve IS also Christmas retard heck it was eve proven since this is the first time nobody works on Christmas Eve.
>>151857782Stop ruining Christmas you dumbass honestly get the fuck out od here.
>>151857786This is OFF TOPIC SPAM get the fuck out of this thread
>>151857818FUCK OFF IT'S CHRISTMAS JUST FUCK OFF
>>151857831ENOUGH SPAM GET OUT
>>151857818>This is OFF TOPIC SPAM get the fuck out of this threadI really do wish there was such a rule as banning people for being plain stupid. We really do need to add that rule here.
>>151857841FUCK OFF IT'S CHRISTMAS
>>151857885>Ruins Gwenschizo's ChristmasLooks like your precious Paul's going into the garbage where he belongs
>>151857903That's Norman tho
>>151857920>Clearly has no armbandsWRONG!!!
>>151857903>Ruins Christmasit does really.
>>151857955>it does really.Good. Suffer, you disgusting freak.
>>151850336>Whoops Marvel forgot he doesn't have web shootersI don't see any webs. Looks more like he's jumping around to keep up.
>>151857994He's holding out his hands as if he's swinging on something. It's a weird pose.
>>151857903>Looks like your precious Paul's going into the garbage where he belongshaahaha you people are truly hilarious you think anybody gives a shit about paul? WRONG the only part which matters is the fact that MJ left peter for him and she fucked him. if he dies so what? what will remain canon is the fact that she DID fuck him.
>>151857978what about the rest of the world should the suffer also since you hate Christmas? I think it's time you watched a Christmas Carol scrooge
>>151858008Poland's biggest superhero, Paul, is going to get flushed down the toilet like the rest of Poland!
>>151858043In my country of Poland we don't have Christmas because we hate Jesus's message of love and brotherhood. Anyone who celebrates Christmas is put to death instead we embrace the pagan festival of Saturnalia.
>>151858050We don't care about paul but we do care about Christmas now piss off.
>>151858069Oh man, I'm so sorry, I didn't want to disrespect Poland's culture by celebrating Christmas...
>>151858069 Christmas is not just about jesus it's also about people being kind to each other.
