>"'Twas the night before Christmas" W-Wait, "'twas"?>What's "'twas"?>Is that short for "it was"?>What kind of rush are you in, man, you can't just say "it was"?>Oh, you saved a lot of time there, fella.>Oh, don't come at me with that "it was" stuff.>I got things to do.>Got to get down to the donut shop.>You know, two days ago, I was at the donut shop, and I said, "Hey, donut guy, you got anything warm back there?" He says, "Try the fritters. They were." >"They were"?>What does that even mean, "they were"?>You must mean "'twere"!>The fritters "'twere" warm.>What's that? We're out of time? Oh. I'm fired?>Hey, you know, uh, OJ Simpson is a wife-beating murderer, right?Oh, right, was.'Twas!
I miss Norm.
