>first reaction to Hazel was rejection>now I love her
Hazel is for Dev and Dev only.
>>151856949he can't satisfy her.
She’s great
>>151856905>it’s a stealth hazelschizo thread
You’re only posting this to piss me off. Fuck you. Shes mine and mine alone, did you make the other thread too ? God will curse you demon. She is mine, you know nothing about the bond we share. She is mine, i know what youre trying to do but it wont work. Hazel wouldn’t want me to do anything like that. Hazel is my soulmate given to me by the universe. You are going against Gods will, did you know that ? the consequences will be severe. She is mine.
>>151857051Ok, Dev
>>151857073Youre a government agent trying to get me commit a mass shooting. But i wont, so stop. Hazel wouldn’t want me to do that, and I dont want to kill innocent people.
>>151856905The show turned out so much better than expectedI hope it gets more seasons
>>151857192you forgot to say you love to suck cocks
>>151857300>wanting to fuck a black child = being gaywhat?
>>151856949Based
>>151856905God, I want to fuck Hazel
>>151857365>>151858230God will surely punish you
Dev is a cute.>is this a bait thread for a certain anon? Probably. But i will devpost anyways!
>>151856905She needs correction
>>151858782You deserve to suffer eternally, she is mine. I pray that you die. >>151858442fuck you shotapedo. dev is hideous inside and out.
>>151858885>fuck you shotapedoSays the lolicon who thinks a 10 year old cartoon girl is real and wants to marry her.
>>151859161When I cross over, I’ll be the same age as Hazel. And we’ll be the same mental age too.
>>151856905>nickelodeon finally makes a decent show.>it’s only legacy is a schizo.Yikes
>>151858885How many times do i have to tell you i’m not into shota? I quite literally just want to take care of him because i feel bad for him because i relate to him being a cunt at a young age due to neglect. I don’t want to fuck him nor do i want to have a demonic blood ritual goat sacrifice to cross dimensions to be with him like you do with Hazel. I’ll enjoy my fic of my self insert and Dev having a nice Christmas and drinking hot chocolate and opening presents while you babble on your schizo delusions while you jerk off to the idea of being ten years old. I would be nicer to you if you wouldn’t spaz out at me for just mentioning Dev because i understand being mentally dependent on a fictional character to the point where you tbdesu lolcow yourself but you’re just awful and embarrassing and mean. Hazel would hate you for being so rude.
>>151856905>Timmy is named Timmy after Butch Hartman’s beloved younger brother, Timmy Hartman. >DERR LETS NAME THE BLACK GIRL HAZEL BECAUSE HER SKIN AND EYES ARE BROWN DERRR
>>151859930Hazel is hotter than Timmy
>>151856905HAZELSCHIZO LOST
>>151857365Both give you domestic abuse and HIV
>>151859922You lying wicked creature, you know nothing. Hazel would and never will hate me. Nor am i rude or mean, the Universe wants me to protect my wife. The only demonic thing here is you. Burn in hell. >>151859979Die
>>151857143Your destiny is to keep Hazel to yourself and prevent mass shootings by befriending the lonely boys like Dev in real life. Destroy their weapons. Protect her.
I'm worried he's gonna try and pull a KyoAni at Paramount HQ
