Show would be 200% better if the girls (particularly Heidi) got more lewd moments
>>151859522AWOOOOGA!
>>151859558I know, right!
>BRAAAAAAPPP!
>>151859522The fuck are those proportions?
>>151859800They're "I like farts but here's the non-fart version for people who don't like farts" proportions
>>151859814Correct!https://desuarchive.org/aco/search/image/vKzpWXoU_GIqYWY7L_Rhug/
>>151859522Fapped to this, btw
>>151859522Brap?
>>151860512>>151859842
>>151860534Yeah, you're gonna have to find it
Heidi should go to Raisins
So any thoughts on the newest season?
>>151859522Heidi shouldve stayed fat and then fattened up the boys the other girls liked, while corrupting them into only being attracted to fat girls - so that the girls have to fatten themselves up in order to get any boys to like them. The end result is that everyone is as fat as her.
>>151861914That would've made her actually threatening
>>151861914Nah, it'd be easier to make other girls fat so she looks skinny in comparison.
>>151862270>Other girls are just as gassy as HeidiI don't think that's a good idea, anon...
>>151862305No, Heidi is a special case. KFC and all. The other girls just wouldn't care to be polite about it.
Fartfags both need, and deserve to be forced to inhale every chemical weapon ever made.But until their much deserved genocide becomes a reality, fulfill your civic duty by mass reporting any and all of their threads and posts for violating >>>/global/rules/3 (grotesque imagery) >>>/global/rules/6 and >>>/co/rules/1
>>151862381Gay retard.
>>151862363Heidi single-handedly out-farted and grossed out Cartman. That's no small task
>>151862487nice crack
Did Cartman deserve this?And would you take his place?
>>151862305Didn't the show already establish that would cause runaway heat waves in South Park?
>>151862646I know. This deadass makes her betted>>151862658Fuck, I forgot about that. But that would just be the girls. In that ep, the whole town was doing it
>Cartman schemes to infect every girl in town with his microbiome and sabotage the restaurants in town for revenge after the former publically embarrass him and the latter single him out for overeating>It works, and by the next month every female in town is fat and slobby(some even picked up some of his other bad habits)>Cartman initially thinks it's great, no one singles him out, and he tries his luck to get another GF>Turns out with every single girl in town a pig none of them see a reason to settle for him, every guy is forced to deal with a hog>And suddenly the buffets and candy stores are all closed. Not because of Cartman being banned, but because they've all been eaten out of house and home. The greedy girls got to it first>Cartman can't even get snacks brought in because his now fatassed mom eats them all herself>All the Christmas cookies get gobbled up before his tiny legs can reach them>Now Cartman must find the most powerful weight loss agent of all time, Oz-empic, located in the Emerald City in the Land of Oz-Empic being held by the great Ariana Pequeña(Formally Ariana Grande)>Subplot of Randy dealing with an obese slob wife Sharon and realizing all the gas from the woman no longer holding it in could stop a white christmas from coming, ruining his snowman brothel scheme
>>151862944>Turns out with every single girl in town a pig none of them see a reason to settle for him, every guy is forced to deal with a hogThat's clever as hell and honestly feels fitting. Cartman plans to repeat what he did to Heidi on a massive scale so the girls will respect his authoritah when they're as piggish as him, not realizing that if every girl and woman in town is effecting there won't be any hot chicks left for the hot guys to get, every single guy will have to settle for/stick with a fat ass slob and the girls will have no reason to settle for a loser like Cartman.You could even have it that the initial Cartman sabotage is cured(microbiomes fixed and the salad bar reopened) half way through, but every single female refuses to go back to normal, because they've realized that if every girl is a fat slob than the guys will be forced to settle for them since there won't be a 'better girl' left in town, none of them are 'the fatty' if everyone is the fatty, and all of them will be able to let themselves go and live carefree low effort lives and still keep their man. Thus forcing Cartman to go retrieve the Oz-Empic to show them the error of their ways.
