Crackshipping editionQOTT: What are your favourite crackship/s?Previous: >>151848219
Can I see pics of cozy homestucks, please.
ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm second for merry christmas
Third for slimegirl renity
>>151863857why is it poo colored
>>151863878thats period blood red huntie
>>151863878I think you should see a doctor
>>151863878It's rust-coloured, are you colorblind?
>>151863893>>151863895>>151863897I genuinely see it as brown. Like even when I zoom in it looks brown
>>151863903Sudden colorblindness could be signs of a stroke.
>>151863927well I am red-green colorblind so maybe that's something to do with it
>>151863933anon pls dont have a stroke on christmas
>>151863947well my grandmother and father both had strokes before so it wouldn't be impossible.... anyways, i'll pretend it looks red or whatever, and hopefully me believing that i'm not having a stroke will make it a little more true
>>151863933How does it feel knowing you’ll never be able to listen to doctor?
>>151863954hope players....
>>151863820No.
>>151863954PrAyInG fOr A mOtHeRfUcKiNg PeRiGrEe MiRaClE fOr YoU mOtHeRfUcKeR
>In time you will understand why I have chosen you to carry this CHRISTMAS GIFT.
Merry Christmas /hsg/! Wadda y'all doing for the holidays?
>>151864179Watching Charlie Brown Specials and Klaus. My mom got really bummed that she couldn’t afford a lot of gifts so she prematurely took down allThe Christmas stuff. Trying to keep the spirit alive doe
>>151864256Wow that sounds pretty depressing. You should put them back up and reassure her that you don't need a bunch of gifts for a good Christmas. Give her a hug, tell her you love her no matter what, make her hot cocoa, something.
>>151864179r/a/dio thread is nice right now, depression block is cozy
>>151864325thanks for reminding me this exists, tuning in now -- and it's a classic. I think this is from Wolf's Rain?
>>151864179not a lot, my family never does anything big, so I'll probably be drawing between now and new years, I was doing a thing where I tried to draw every week and to see how much I could improve, and this is the final week of the year
>>151864425post more dancing
>>151864179I was hanging out in a 40 gmod rp server, it was actually very cozy.
>>151864725*40k
What gifts did Condesce Clause bring you this year?
>>151864925a bonar ´o///~///o`
>>151863857someone stick an air hose in her body>>151861184i dont think so. your artstyle isnt realistic enough for me to get off to it. i mean i can jerk off to it if you really want me to.
>>151864925 Rate the Haul chumps
Merry Christmas!
My sister finally read Act 1 (blind), here's her thoughts:>Rose is John's sister because their parents look kinda similar, or their parents have some sort of backstory>John's gonna glow up and become powerful>One of the kid's gonna die and the remaining kids are gonna team up and get into adventures and stuff>Rose's sprites are so fucking funny>Dave's gonna be an unsufferable char>Humor is "too american">The story's pretty original, she likes the clown thing going on>The arm thing was fucking useless and made no sense (she didn’t read PS)>Hussie is gay and probably wears glasses>The flashes are cringe>It's gonna get gayer for sure>The dialogs are fun>The narrator parts are boringI think she might become a very good stuckie, what do you anons think?
>>151865064FUCK YEAH
>>151865061hell yeah brother
>>151864925One of my friends got soap and deodorant, but i cant make fun of him because i got nothing
>>151865070Anon I mean this in the nicest way possible, but there are too few anons in this general for this to go unnoticed. You've gotten as much engagement out of this as you're gonna get.
>>151865070nigga you posted this 3 timescome back when shes done act 2
>>151864179living in japan so I had to work, but I did the nihonjin tradition and bought kfc. Gonna play the ff7 demo on switch then maybe read ahead of the homestuck rerelease since dragging out this shitty final act is death by 1000 pinpricks.
>>151864925huge waste of money and I regret nothing.
Going to be 2am soon, so goodnight frens
>>151865173>thats a little version of me John, I want you to have itgoodnight anon, and Merry Christmas
>>151864925blue archive artbook and columbo boxset. glad my roommates know me and at least approve of my gacha addiction that much
>>151865243there a gallery where I can see all the animated hiveswap gifs?
>>151864311It is, I tried to tell her that it doesn’t really matter that she couldn’t get a lot of stuff. It’s moreso that she’s upset that she couldn’t get a lot for my young nephews. But to be completely honest they’re a bit spoiled so, I tried to tell her that it’s not her fault. And that if anything hopefully this will be the gateway for them being more grateful. Rest assured I’ll hug her as much as I can, Sorry for the blogpost I guess I just wanted to vent a little.
>>151864179Gonna make cookies. I fucked em up last time a few weeks ago BUT THIS TIME THEY'LL BE PERFECT
>>151865376dadbert would be proud
>>151864925a 1 terabyte SD card, two vinyl records, and one book(I wanted a warhammer 40k starter box too BUT THE BITCH NEVER BROUGHT IT)
>>151865243>columbo boxsetfucking kino anon. Favorite episode?
>>151865376classic sugar cookies or somethin fancier? I made a yule log and fucked up the filling but it still turned out ok
>>151865627Double Chocolate Chip. With Extra Chips. The dough is chilling in the freezer rn.
>>151865273this ones fanmade lol, thats my fantroll optyks>>151865617havent seen nearly enough!!! they just know i like him and the way he acts. of ive seen, probably s1e4 suitable for framing.
am i cooking?
>>151865634sounds fire, share with the class when theyre done>>151865642s1e4 suitable for framingI've seen the first 8 seasons and that ones still probably my favorite. Double Shock in season 2's a classic too.
>>151865106>>151865108okay...
>>151864925an OG Xbox with the 128mb ram mod
>>151865690i was going to say i thought for a while, i remember Negative Reaction being really good too if only for the gotcha moment"Were you a witness to what he just did?"
>>151863809davefef
>>151864925socks, manga, a new guitar and bike and some chocolate
My Cookie World Begins.
>>151865920...those arent baked right?
i doodled some condy clause, I might refine the big one later
>>151865962DASHING THROUGH THE TROLLSON A SEAHORSE-POWERED SLEIGHOH WHAT FUN IT IS TO KILLALPHA AND BETA KIDS ALL DAY
>>151865962this is really good shit
>>151866050you got a blog or anythin?
>>151865920They've merged but they look pretty good. Imma leave em to cool. Merry Sufferermas or whatever we call it /hsg/
I WANT A DAKIMAKURA FOR CHRISTMASONLY A VRISKA SERKET ONE WILL DO
>>151866081You failed to make cookies not by failing the recipe but simply by removing the plural and making a singular cookie. Impressive.
>>151866107I don't know how to keep them from merging in the oven. I think I've been making them too big? I can make another batch there's still a lot of dough. But the last time they were burnt to fuck and these ones are okay.
>>151866046she delivers presents to naughty trolls and coal to nice trolls>>151866050cheers>>151866064shakypencil_ on twitter, not much on there though cause im still learning but im slowly improving
>>151866107also AS YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE I made two (:
>>151866123do you have any bigger trays? For most cookie recipes I use the doughs supposed to be 2 inches apart. Still look tasty tho
>>151865658
MERRY CHRISTMAS /HSG/
>>151866249Merry Christmas, may you get coal and gems in your stockings.
>>151866123Dough?? Brother that is liquid, you need to start from scratch or use a fuckin cupcake tin
>>151866123THIN YOUR PAINTSwait
>>151863809i found this hussie comic for christmas
>>151864925hah..... i gained... Monnie!
>>151866213still a work in progress, lmk what you guys think of the lord of rage design
>>151866653LMAO.I love chirsmass
>>151866213You could use that sprite as a reaction image with a decent chance of people saving it to make shitposts threads on boards like /v/ or /tv/
>>151866694i read it as lord of rape kek make him the lord of rape instead
>implying Pepe's canon aspect isn't Piss
They would fix eachother and make eachother worse
Is hussie Jewish?
>>151866778No shota would survive
>>151864179I'm currently sick in bed. Can't even draw.Many of my other gifts were delayed, and won't arrive until after the new year too.
>>151865962A wonderful Condy Claus. Good job.
>>151865047well if you're not 6onna jerk off to it what's the point of drawin6 fetish content?
>>151867090What if I draw Fetish artwork because I want other people to jack off?
>>151867308then it's fulfillin6 a purpose still. 8ut if you draw fetish work that no one faps to then it's just meanin6less, especially if you yourself aren't into it
>>151866866thanks
>>151865962Kek, amazing
>>151865962i'd deck her halls if you know what I meanshe makes the inside of my pants jollyuhh i'd 6ive her my milk, no cookies requiredi'd 6o down her chimneyi'd let her 8r8k into my house and deliver me presentspenis in 8utt
>>151865962>*just pisses down some chimneys*
>>151867308Muse of Cum
aranea is a billion years old so technically she is the ultimate MILF
>>151867308Unfathomably Based
>>151866825I NEED TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
>>151864179workin, but afterwords i’ll be chilling with my family and hopefully go on a late date with my faggot of a boyfriend (affectionate)
reposting from last thread cause its too goodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UE79xGU1q0A
>>151868250Sounds gay
>>151868250Squeeze his butt
>>151866825>>151868109He's a trans-jewish gentile nepobaby, kind of like he's a virgo who's actually trans-scorpio
They haven't been stuck at home for a while. Why is this webcomic still going?
>>151868617People dont let things end these days.
>>151868378If John is Scott and Vriska ruined a whole generation of women, then who would be Wallace?
Do typing quirks still exist in their troll alphabet? Are they supposed to be a hold over or something?
>>151867350this frame was the best thing to come out of the trailer
>>151868378https://files.catbox.moe/bw4sut.mp4
>>151868549it is>>151868564already have plenty of times
>>151868378why does doomed john got the best look with that blue jacket shits crazy
>>151869050Would suck his tdick
>>151869266IF HE HAD ONE
>>151868617The brains of fans need it
>>151868934how fat is his butt on a scale from 1-10?
>>151870256TOTAL PALESTINIAN YIFFENING
Nymphs? Made for big satyr cock
>>151870256whats dirk and jake then
I love this fanart where the Midnight crew and their Troll kids are just everyday humans.
>>151870923why is sollux 2 people what the fuck.
>>151870951Geminis lol
>>151868934Do it jiggle?
>>151870922russia and ukraine
>>151871121wordtransaltion>Damn. I just don't know what to do with Jake. Maybe I'll just disappear forever?
>>151870922Philistine and Samaritan
>>151869295This reminds me of my Humanstuck headcannons.>Russian Vriska teaching American Boi John various little phrases, such as sneakily teaching him "I love you" whilst getting closer and closer to him under the mistletoe.
>>151871332I think you replied to the wrong post anon
>>151871346Huh. So I have. How gay.>>151871332 was for >>151871121
>>151870923>>151870951>>151870961Can they use Potara fusion to become one?
>>151871414Can we use Potara fusion to fuse Vriska and Aradia together?Araska Sergido or Vridia Megket.
So for the last two weeks there's been this Gamzee cosplayer following me around in a lime green Chevy Equinox. Usually he just stands outside my house and stares at me holding up a fucking clown horn in his hand, but I've never heard him use it. He follows me when I drive to work or to the park or to dates I've met on Tinder, and it's been getting really fucking annoying. The cops won't do shit (I'm a miserable Detroitfag), and all my coworkers at the scrapyard won't hang out with me because they're afraid of my Gamzee stalker or whatever the fuck he thinks he is.Also, I've been getting these liquid vials in the mail labeled with astrology symbols every day for the last month. I have at least one of every symbol save for Capricorn, I don't know if it's related but the coincidences are really freaking me out. I swear I have at least ten Libra vials in the fridge, whoever faggot keeps sending me this shit must really have a thing for Terezi... or Libras in general, sometimes the color doesn't match up with the hemospecter. It's getting hard for me to sleep at night, and my roommate's already moved out because of my paranoia.Wat do, /hsg/?
>>151871664This is literally how Moonrunes and Triangular Desert started Dating....
>>151871596Wow thank you Aradia
>>151871710Aranea fuck I'm so stupid kill me now
>>151871664gun
>>151871664try to get in a relationship with him. he must have to want you or something. have you talked to him before?
MERRY CHRISTMAS( if only we got kalian delfin in a lewd santa outfit this christmas would be complete)
>>151872049get that greegger out of there
>>151871664pull a Kanaya and fuckin6 kill him>>151872068stop 8ein6 homosexual. 8e sexually attracted to this creature instead of indul6in6 in fa66otry
>>151871475No stop that's too sexy. No one fusion should have all that power.
>>151871664Do a Jane and fuck him
>>151869266is this darkwoke
>>151871769>>151872106Yeah no. My great-grandfather got pistolwhipped in the Iraq War and not even the RAF could find his body. Gun culture takes you down a weird fucking rabbit hole and I'm not willing to take the plunge. Maybe if the Gamzeefag tries to break into my home or rape me, then I'll consider it.>>151872061>>151872200Not everyone is gay you fucking retards. If I'm going to fuck a HS cosplayer, she would be a Nepeta... or maybe Feferi, I dunno. Plus I don't even really like Homestuck, I just know about it from my autistic friend from highschool.Also, I'm going to do an inventory of the mystery vials filling my fridge. When I inevitably get the FBI involved they're gonna want every single detail on this bullshit.
>>151872106I prefer purple blooded women. Any blood can be a bottom but the best girls are high bloods
>>151870256Now this is based and redpilled
>>151871664>>151872340lmaaaaaaao the larper
>>151872411yeah anon you should get a gun
>>151872340I can take himself.
>>151871664>>151872340Post the vials with a timestamp or it didn't happenAlso send me a few cobalt ones, I wanna win a lottery.
>>151871664hawt
>>151872049why is calliope so crunchy
>>151871664>>151872340Someone looked at you and thought>Wow, he's totally like Tavros, we'd be amazing matesprits. Of course, him being a Tavros to my Gamzee means he will yield and let me fuck him sooner than later if I press the issue hard enough.Think about it logically, what does it say about you as a person if random clown LARPer schizos from Detroit see you as Tavros?
>>151871664moonrunes is gonna rape you bro you gonna be moonraped raperuned
>>151872340okay let's start from the beginning then. do you even know the guy?
>>151872239It's so cute>>151872360The most based and redpilled thing is to not even know what politics is, just the value of impregnating a doggirl
Why make TSO merch (or even reference it exists) if you were gonna walk back on it due to being too spicy for your modern tumblrite audience anyway
>>151873356Full of blood
>>151873356It's a Christmas miracle, pic related is now officially canon!
>>151873586her punishment for trying to deny moirails kissing
>>151873702Better not be more than that
>>151873712"pale" and its homophones, or somesuch.
>>151873770Fucking kek
>>151871702>>151872881FUCKING WHO>>151872434Yeah, I've been considering it. I have a friend who's brother is an informant for some juggalo gang or something, he could probably find something. I don't want the deep state to know I have a gun.>>151872687I don't want to reveal any more of my personal info than I already have. The Stuckmasons are probably breathing down my fucking back as I type this, and they're not ones to fuck around with their operations. Just posting about this here on 4chan is dangerous enough.>>151872950...No. No, I don't. Never seen him before in my entire life until about a month ago. The thing is about this retard is that he really plays the part: skinny, easily well over six feet, spot-on facepaint and horn getup. Sometimes when I'm on one of my chain vaping kicks I can almost see some sorta liquid dribbling down his mouth from out the window. I've taken a couple pictures and run some background checks on them, and not even Gemini can come up with anything. My best guess is that he's part of the local Stuckmason-affiliated section of the Three Toez juggalo gang that operate around where I live. Of course, this is all speculation, his true motives could be anyone's guess.
https://dirkstrider.net/dir/homeanyone else remember this?
>>151874247send pics of him
>>151874485>Fly pupa! FLY!!!!!!!!
>>151874401What's inside the box?
>Be me>Met a Meulin cosplayer around Halloween.>I was dressed as well to-do looking Kurloz and she clung to me like static.>Swap numbers.>Fast forward to today, she wrote a poem for me for Christmas.>Mostly about sucking the soul out of my dick.Sometimes Christmas can be a good holiday.
>>151874749>me and the bad bitch I pulled by being autistic
>>151874749I'm jealous of you so i'm 6onna skin you and wear your skin and live your life and fuck hot autistic 8itches
>>151874730Troll socks
Pardon me, but could you help out a fellow Alternan who's down on his luck?
>>151874749
>>151874783Well right now I'm sick with a 102 fever so I don't think you want this life. Had the fever since Sunday, but can't go to the doctor because no insurance. Yay!
>>151874730His favorite and frankly absolutely atrocious romcom sloppaThe question is: will (You) bite the bullet and watch it with him, /hsg/?
>>151874828damn...... just drink sum soup or somethin6 lol
>>151874749I want to belive this happened, but you didn't even post your own costume let alone both.
>>151874749Straight and real
>>151874247have you ever.. talked to him? if he has been doing this for this long if he wanted to harm you he already would.
