A little holiday present for everyone, with Peter and MJ's second honeymoon... to SCHCOTLAND.
>>151870090Bump if you're reading, and have a fantastic Christmas otherwise.
>>151870154A little bit of a preamble. I'm going into this one completely blind. Hope it's good.
>>151870175Very nice art. Peter's ass remains stellar.
too many spider-man threads let 4chan live will you>>151868389 >>151868290 >>151868085
>>151870193Being Spider-Man is a thankless job. But it's got to have some perks, to make it all worth it.
>>151870212Get his ass Pete
>>151870211And here is another one you made enough is enough you don't own this site.>>151849907
>>151870230>Monkey ManCan he not see the webs? I would read it though.
>>151870254>>151870253Fuck da police, ain't no law against storytimes
>>151870271>Mrs. MacleodThis is clearly from the same side of MJ's ancestry that Red Sonja came from. And Connor Macleod.
>>151870271what about all these threads they are not storytimes flooding the board with the same shit will only get you in hot water>>151870211
>>151870296Very much a fish out of water story but I'm digging it.
>>151870308Fuck off Gwenschizo, we are trying to read Spirits of the Earth.
>>151870318>Mr. and Mrs. ParkerAs it should be!
>>151870326first read the rules retard flooding the board is against the rules.
>>151870352>M-Muh rules!Rules for thee, not for me.
>>151870326Don't mind him, bitches like to bitch>>151870340Mary Macleod must've been MJ's maternal Aunt. Anna Watson is MJ's paternal aunt. That's some lore for everyone>Make our own rumbleEHEHEHE
>>151870367ban time for flooding is real
>>151870369Two crazy kids out for a night on the town.
>>151870369Yeah, you are right. Let him scream into the void.
>>151870385Thank you for the helpful translations, Scottish is impenetrable. I prefer good old English.
>>151870415Zoinks! A guh-guh-guh-ghost?
>>151870431Jinkies! This sounds like a mystery!
>>151870431If they were any other tourists, this would be a setup for a horror movie. But I'd give Peter and MJ about 50/50.
>>151870451Scotland just keeps escalating on the spook factor.
>>151870470Ghosts? Or a zany real estate scam? Or... both?
>>151870491Cute!
>>151870470>>151870491>It's an old woman.>Draw her as a horrifying cloaked skeleton in the introduction panel.What did Marvel mean by this?
>>151870502Medieval Era spidey would be kino. All gothic architecture, cathedrals, fortresses.
>>151870525Peter's got his detective hat on.
>>151870548It's Scotland, so you gotta go on a late night castle tour.
>>151870574Not what I expected! So this is a fish out of water story.
>>151870594>MUCKLE DAMNED CULTISTS! WHERE ARR ME WEE MEN!>Sir I do not understand your language
>>151870613Not sure what Peter's meant to do. At least he's not even entertaining the thought of shooting it with his webs.
>>151870646Don't reference Macbeth, Peter, your wife is an actress for god's sake!
>>151870668WHADDA CREEP
>>151870682>Hey so don't treat women like whores just because they look niceIf only 2025 Marvel was as woke as 1990 Marvel
>>151870707Peter's out of ideas. This whole thing is really outside his genre.
>>151870729>Yeah well, what about leprechauns?>There's no such thing as leprechauns.>My friend Logan met a leprechaun once, it really freaked him out>This is Scotland ya wee Scunner.
>>151870470Getting a real scooby-doo vibe from all this
>>151870757I'm still leaning towards mundane real estate scam. Yes, the ghosts, blah blah blah, he's seen better out of Mysterio
>>151870780I don't blame him, his nephew is ripped.
>>151870801>KirkyardI actually didn't know that one. Thank you, "J.S."
>>151870819Scooby Doo style real estate scam, I'm calling it now.
>>151870842Whether it's New York or Scotland, Marvel civilians are the worst civilians.
>>151870851>Peter goes on vacation>Ends up in BloodborneI'd read it. In fact I'm reading it right now.
>>151870862>MJ's sneaky smile...
>>151870871Genuinely hilarious. Thank you.
>>151870885Based crone
>>151870908Given how superstitious and freaked out these people are, leaning into the spooky witch thing is probably slick.
>>151870935>Somehow she knows I'm Spider-Man>For fook's sake lad, yer a New Yorker poking around everywhere and suddenly a genuine New York superhero shows up out of nowhere and this ain't exactly fecking witchcraft
>>151870959I trust this spooky witch lady!
>>151870982Peter's been around! We've all seen Scooby Doo!
>>151870999Haha now we're getting to somewhere a bit more on-brand!
>>151871012>Haha! There was a simple explanation to this mystery all along.Peter what the fuck, no this is still both completely fantastical and utterly insane.I mean don't get me wrong, I love it. Continue, comic.
>>151871040>Mystery solved! Another easy adventure!B-but who even are these guys and how did they build all this
>>151871064>Wait! Don't you want to know how we built all this? How we set everything up? Where this is all headed?No>B-butFuck off I'm on honeymoon with my insanely hot wife.Peter is right!
>>151871040Nah, this is science shit, Spidey's got that shit no problem.
>>151871084>They have satellites>Orbital lasersMaybe Captain Britain fans can tell me who the hell these guys are supposed to be but I'm drawing a blank.
>>151871106>We can now vaporize any major city on the planetI bet Mystery Inc doesn't have to put up with this shit.
>>151871128Matters have escalated. This is the most dangerous real estate scam on Earth.
>>151871147>Banshee? Sean Cassidy? No, I know him. He's okay. You gotta watch out for the leprechaun that lives in Sean's castle. Creepy guy. Logan can't stand him.
>>151871173Our big villain reveal. It ain't fairies.
>>151871191>Hellfire ClubOh, no wonder I didn't recognize them. I barely read X-Men.
>>151871200>The Hellfire club! Of course! That's why you're dressed up like such a goddamn ninny>...No, this is just what I usually wear
>>151871234>Drug him! But do not cloud his mind!These poor thugs are at a complete fucking loss with that kind of order.>Emma frost in the background cackling gleefully at the opportunity to do a Scooby Doo Hoax of catastrophic proportions
>>151871259>Dresses weird>Creepy around women>Kidnaps children...The Gwenschizo is Scottish???...
>>151871276There's surely a scientific explanation for this one too.
>>151871303>I'm telling you dude, Banshee's fine. He's got no beef with you, okay? Lay off Sean already.
>>151871315>Ah, this I understand!Peter an international conspiracy of oligarchs built an underground doomsday device and tried to reenact Scooby Doo to scare the locals away>Doc Ock built a secret underwater base underneath New York once and nobody thought that was weird!Touche, Spider-Man. Touche.
>>151871340OOF. Make sure they find out before you fuck around, Peter!
>>151871362>ANGUS!>You'll never save the boy, Spider-Man!>WHAT'S THIS I HEAR ABOUT YOU CREEPING ON MY WIFE>...wait what
>>151871377>You can't escape me, Angus! I'll hunt you down to the ENDS of the EARTH
>>151871390>Hits him right in the head>Makes him a little woozyGuys I think the Hellfire club might be retarded
>>151871406Frankly these dudes basically signed their own death warrants going out armed like that.
>>151871422Angus is probably definitely going to die.
>>151871437Angus, homie, you're just some dude.
>>151871453Bro you're not even doing anything, you're just pissing him off. He's going easy on you.
>>151871462>He put the hostage downYou utter fool. Spider-Man is canonically also an acclaimed pro wrestler. He knows how to sell!
>>151871470He get he ass beat like a borrowed mule
>>151871485I'd go out like that too if Spider-Man ever saw me dressed up like that.
>>151871497RIP Angus. The killedest man on Earth.
>>151871513>Damn, this ended up killing a lot of guys. Fuck 'em though.>Agreed, Tiger.
>>151871531>I wonder if MJ still canonically owns the cottage?>Only Al Ewing can say.
>>151871546All done, hope folks enjoyed! Merry Christmas!
>>151871572>You know, my own Scottish vacation was really fun. But you know what would have made it even more fun? Spider-Man!Based
>>151871585I wonder what Yankee Style Highland Crisps are like
>>151871597>Conan and Red Sonja would not be out of place hereA sequel opportunity 35 years in the making.
>>151871608>SLAINTE MHATHEnglish speaking country my ass razzum flazzum
>>151871625And that, as they say, is that. If anyone wants to see something else, let me get something to eat and I can see if I can find it.
>>151870090A surprisingly fun storytime, and it made Gwenschizo upset for good measure.
>>151871675hey you can have this thread i care nothing for it.
>>151870211>>151870253>>151870308/co/ is the Spider-Man board
>>151871755Hell yeah
>>151871755>/co/ is the Spider-Man boardwrong it's for ALL cartoons.
>>151871785No, just Spider-Man. Only pedophiles like the X-Men.
>>151871801I think you need to get your eyes checked it's for all catoons and comics not just Spider-Man.
>>151871819Yeah but not the X-Men. I hate those fucking pedophiles.
>>151871040This was not what I expected at all. But I admit, it was amazing.
>>151871835Not a pedophile
>>151871868I didn't say you were! Just the X-Men! What the hell is wrong with you?
>>151871259>Everyone dressed up like Victorian cosplayers>Emma still insisting on stripper
>>151870707Too true. Nu-Marvel has problems.
>>151870090maywhoretards lmao
>>151872001>Paulfag in 2026Kek
>>151871835 X-Men are not pedophiles.
>>151872034Have you ever read The Boys by Garth Ennis? He breaks it down pretty well. I'll never look at the X-Men or their fans the same way ever again.
>>151872064The Boys are not X-Men retard.
>>151872080The G-Men in the Boys are a clear reference to the X-Men, and it's pretty horrific. Garth understands the dark and pedophilic subtext of the X-Men in a way that no other writer can truly capture.
>>151872100So what that still doesn't make them X-Men the boys is a different thing.
>>151872118Face it X-Fags this is how normal people see you thanks to The Boys
>>151871546>Spiderman vs the Hellfire ClubAlways nice to see X-shit in non X-men stuff (the reverse less though)Also wasn't there another Spiderman story with a similar plot but Wolfsbane shows up
>>151872137Actually never mind nobody needs to reply, I forgot this thread was compromised by the schizos. My fucking mistake
>>151872145It was already compromised from inception. But I can storytime a different thing next if you like.
>>151872145Best to ignore it and let it die I think they are gettng desperate for attention just look how many spider-man threads they made today.
>>151872185No, I actually like this storytime. Don't worry, the last thread is almost over so I'll be making a new one soon.
>>151871572Thanks OP. Merry Christmas!
>>151872338Merry Christmas man, god bless.
>>151870090Spidey's graphic novels are so weird. There was this one about a kid magician that never grew up for example.
>>151872739Which one was that?
>>151870431>oh, only in moviesBrother, you teamed up with Dr.Strange.
>>151872885He mentions that too, later on. It's how he knows the ghosts are phony.
