why does he have a bulge
>>151874077he's hung
Is a man not allowed to have a masculine hung cock anymore?
>>151874077Why don't you?
>>151874562No. Get tucked or get fucked
>>151874077To illustrate his physical superiority over Rigby, who in turn is completely flat. He has the means to penetrate an actual vagina, which Rigby can not. He has the means to deliver a load of potent semen straight into a woman's womb, which Rigby have not.The resolution of that episode was not really a resolution, was it now? Don declaring some sentimental, misguided admiration for Rigby doesn't change the fact that Rigby within Don's vicinity is made underdeveloped, lesser, redundant. His whole person turned into an undesirable, superfluous blight. The more Rigby tries to fight it, the more apparent his inferiority becomes. The more apparent the squirming insect which he is.Realistically, his only defense is to run. His only defense is to hide. This is the right choice. Don invading Rigby's social circle ought to have ended with Rigby taking his own life and the world celebrating its own betterment.Instead we got a cop-out.
>>151874077To show he's the "big" brother of the two.
>>151874784Forgot, the worst part - Don would remain morally impervious throughout the whole ordeal. It's by being faultless, the best person he possibly could be, that he would cause Rigby to destroy himself. Honestly the more I consider Don, he gotta be the scariest /co/ character of all. When he shows up, there is no cope, there is no excuse. You are defenseless as to your own redundancy, because he's you - except better in every way. He is straight out of a Kafka novel.
>>151874077To titillate.
>>151874784I wanna give him The Gum.
>>151874784Watch Regular Show again. Rigby was able to get Margaret's panties wet without any effort. Rigby FUCKS
>>151874077This was definitely the creators trolling
>>151874077Because he really wants some sugar from you.
