The Christmas after party!
>>151874119The first time I masturbated I was in the bathroom and thinking of the snowwoman in this commercial and my dad opened the door without knocking, saw my dick in my hand and dragged me out to the living room, dick still hanging out and made me admit what I was doing in front of my parents and grandparents
>>151874205You jacked off to Rosie O'Donnell?
>>151874672Yeah
>>151874205Jesus Christ...