>>151878584
Well just looking at that combination of leads you have instant coal

>>151878599
>instant coal
Good one. What would the opposite of coal be, for the actually good Christmas specials? Candy?

>>151878584
Santa didn't mating press the sassy elf until she was mind broken and obedient.

>two dogs make a cat movie
>why was cat movie bad?

Candy is written like an antagonist and they're trying to gaslight us into believing she's a protagonist.

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>>151878584
>What went wrong?
im not too sure there friend...

>>151878584
Writing the most insufferable protagonist ever to grace a film. And Seth Rogen.

>>151878790
>Long nose
>Terrible person
>The narrative twists itself into knots trying to convince the audience she's an underdog
>Aims to upset the natural order
Guys, I have a theory.

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>>151878841
I don't get it?

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>>151878858
She's a fucking SWEDE
I KNEW IT
PERKELE

>>151878876
It really does though.

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>>151878858
Sounds like a certain group of people. You know who I'm talking about.