"When it comes to the universe, we're all shareholders""GET THAT THROUGH YOUR SYSTEM!!!"Sorry I'm sure whatever thread died for this was better, but I just can't get over how fucking stupid this line is in this song. Imagine being a kid in 2025, one of your parents died do an insurance claim denial, and then you get shown this song that says "only shareholders matter, fuck you." This wouldn't be so bad if this wasn't the 100th Anniversary Disney film, showing just how rancid and barbaric this company has become, and ik it was already bad before.
>Sorry I'm sure whatever thread died for this was better,believe me, it really wasn't.
Even the creatives at Disney are completely out of touch with reality and will put together anything no matter how shit it is just to sell dolls. Not that that's never been the case, but they're not even trying to make movies anymore. Essentially commercials or long-form tiktoks
>>151882972We're all shareholders means you're a shareholder by being alive You have a stake in the universe and you use it to post on 4chan to complain about a kids film
>>151882972That whole song is like a fever dream, from the AI-ish lyrics to the squirrel playing the drums on talking mushrooms. I like the little squeal Asha gives when the Juicy Fruit trees are passing her along like a hot potato.
>>151882972I watched it. For free, on a stream, and not by choice.It's really bad, aside from the villain song which I barely recall, it was tone deaf at several parts, and feels like a throwaway direct for DVD movie, not the "Disney's 100th Anniversary" movie by an astronomic shot.But hey, I guess it filled quotas.
