Yeah Sam, why ARE you wearing goggles? Huh?
>>151887666"Because, Lola, when I dive that 80 year old puss, you're going to spray like a busted water main."
>>151887666>be Lola>bed-ridden and cancer-stricken>have to rely on your son and best friend to take care of you>both your son and best friend are serial killers>best friend is also a scary behemoth who runs the hardware store>can't go to the cops because they are useless as hellIt's been a minute since I've seen a character with luck this abysmal.
>>151888225She's already dying from cancer, she's pretty much at a state where nothing scares her because it would just be a quicker release.
>>151888260she should have started selling meth
>>151887971Well... she did spray like a busted water main...
>>151888297She's infirm, dude. A walk to the mailbox was a marathon to her.
>>151888617Gotta hit a near-surface artery for spray. Sam stabbed her through the chest, presumably the heart (I assume she cared enough to make it quick). That's just going to pulse until it trickles.
>i didnt even care about her. she was just another person I knew. I dont pretend to know about love.Real psychopath hours
>>151887666Is there any reason for them to be animals beyond >What if storybook setting was...le GRITTY AND REALISTIC??!!?
>>151890532Because it was funny to do a "What if a serial killer lived in Richard Scarys world". It also helped create very unsettling moments where animal people encounter their real animal counterparts.>pig lady walking past a butchershop with pork and pig in the window>sam seeing real bears in the forest
>>151888617watermelon just tastes like water
okay what webcomic is this anyways
>>151891313This nigga never tasted watermelon.
>>151891313Liar or no tastebuds?
>>151892391Not a webcomic.Beneath The Trees Where Nobody Sees.
>>151887666Waiting for Sam to eventually become a Killer or a Skin for a Killer in Dead By Daylight. Haven't played that game in yearsIf Crypt TV can get a couple of their Killers to become Skins that the game treats as totally different Killers then Sam can get in too
>>151893423wow so with that I found a storytime thread https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/140102690/#140102690 and honestly I wasn't prepared
