Are they made for each other?
>>151890268Helga is made for my cock
>>151890268absodamnlutely. cute and perfect.Once Arnold goes through puberty, shoots up about a foot in height, he's going to start standing up to Helga in a less passive way, and correcting her behavior. And she's going to fight it briefly but then melt and obey. And that will be that. They'll bang in the back of a car at the end of middle school, they'll get married in high school when Helga gets pregners (she poked holes in the condoms), and they will be a happy couple that travels the world setting up, like, cell towers.
>>151890268No, this show is absolute dogshit and teaches horrible messages.>All the characters act like they are 16-17 when they are supposed to be ten>One girl isn't going to be focused one dude.Majority of these girls are fucking three dudes who are usually much older than themAlso it looked like rubbish.
okay I think that Anon's gone now.
>he just wants to help people>she admires thatyeah
always felt like arnold deserved much much better
>>151891265than a woman utterly devoted to him? who will swoon at his slightest glance? dude. that's all you could ask for
Yes
>>151891295she's fucking crazy, violent, and has zero communication skills. it'd be a nightmare of a relationship where arnold's always going to have to do all of the work.
>>151890268No. Literally anyone else is better even Big Patty.
>>151891344... that's called being heterosexual, anon. it's kinda part and parcel.If you're a strong enough man, you squeeze her raging hormones down into a ball of gentle motherliness.
>>151891295Lol she's a crazy self destructive cunt. The nanny episode perfectly summarised her entire character.
>>151891447again...female.maybe the unibrow threw you? I'm not sure how this is such a tough concept
Helga will 100% be an alcoholic like her mother when she grows up. Arnold should run.
Yeah, Helga definitely deserved the Good End route
>>151891436thats called being a delusional incel. its crystal clear you have never been in any relationship.
>>151891295>just marry your stalker bro!simp culture strong in /co/
>>151890268Arnold owed Helga sex
>>151891527why? she won't be married to Bob.>>151891532yeah no fucking shit. you seen the kinds of people who get into relationships?
>>151891559that's nature, you mook.females go after males. they thirst for them. the male puts on a display and sits and waits for a female to like it.because of the idiocy of the people who taught you your norms, we have men stalking women instead. which is goofy, unnatural, nonfunctional. But thanks to you, we're desperate, so...
>>151891487>maybe the unibrow threw you?Big Patty was uglier than her yet shes better for Arnold too.
>>151891742>why? she won't be married to Bobbecause it's genetic and helga is clearly a very damaged person
Helga will definitely abuse her kids
>>151891822Nah, she's infinitely more rational and emotionally intelligent than her parents. By the time she actually gets with Arnold she's just normal.
>>151891832nah she's a cunt who never learned anything.
>>151891742alcoholism is genetic, lot of things are, even how fast you like to drive.
>>151891807yeah it's genetic that if helga married a guy like bob, she would drinkbut arnold isn't...
>>151891819god imagine the labor>9 months in the womb and he comes out looking like his footballheaded dad>>151891962the inability to process alcohol properly can be genetic
I watched the Christmas episode a couple nights ago. I remember it being so much more impactful when I was a kid. Like I remember the ending being a bigger thing but with an adult's eye it was a pretty quick and just serviceable. Still was nice, just I remembered it much differently. Funny how that works.
>>151890268>Helga wants to give Arnold a fisting
>>151890268What did their cannonical epilogue end up looking like?
>>151892133indeed.it was funny how they tried to shrug it off a little, but by the end of Jungle Movie it's like, yeah Arnold fucking knows. he's cool with it.
>mfw reading that one R34 comic by StickyIckySmut featuring aged-up Arnold and Helga, where the former gets carried away when about to reach orgasm and asks her to call him "football head", after which they both immediately pause and look at each other in awkward embarrassment, just before she eagerly complies, ipso facto making him cum inside her.
>>151893047awwww, he liked the teasing.. or at least he has come to like it
>>151890268She ruined an entire generation of boys thinking women actually like men
>>151893156they do, deep inside. But they're easily brainwashed.
