>this will sell our SpongeBob movie
>>151891946Half fish, it looks like
>>151891895>Ice Spice gets it on with Squidward>She ends up farting in Squidward's face halfway through squashing him>This pushes him to the Red Mist stage of his life>Squidward takes his own life via one of Plankton's inventions after being unable to get Ice Spice's ass stank off his face
>>151891895This bitch has a poop fetish.
for some people maybe it does cus she is popular for guys to jerk off to
>>151891895Only if she shows booba, but even then she's still the worst Spice Girl.
>>151892031I must be getting older because she does absolutely nothing for me, there is something vaccant behind the eyes, she looks like a doll.
anyone that still watches spongebob is a baby or an actual clinically diagnosed retard that shits their diaper so yeah maybe it did sell their movie
>>151892151It’s not just you. She has an albino looking face that puts me off.
>>151891946La atrocidad de Los Americas
>>151891965>>151891964huh
>>151892151Right her eyes are what people are jerking to.. right...
>>151891946>>151892175Why do you people care about race so much? Go to /pol/. Better yet get a life instead of sperging out about race on the children's cartoon board
>>151892369brown hands typed this
>>151892369(((You))) made this happen.
Apparently it won't.This shit had a worse opening than that Angel Studios animated movie that came out around the same time.
>>151892434I'm white>>151892462I'm not racist but I am antisemitic. You retards are full of assumptions.
>>151891965It's so funny how she legitimately seems to have a fetish for shitting her panties. I wonder if she's ever actually crapped herself in public.
ON GOD I LOVE MY GOYSLOP
>>151892356I'm not particularly into decapitation as a fetish so yeah, the eyes are a big part of how I percieve a persons beauty or lack thereof.
>>151892335https://www.complex.com/music/a/dimassanfiorenzo/ranking-every-poop-bar-on-ice-spices-y2k-album
>>151892511Things like that are designed for DVD/(4K) Blu-Ray and streaming, it will make up it's money there.
>>151892904This, but also this is going to have a long tail, there are still a few weeks of kids holidays to go in most areas.
>>151892512Look at how (((anon))) recoils when named.
It worked Ice Spice is sexy.
>>151892997I hope she shits on your dick.
It didn't even come out in Australia until yesterday
>>151893176Kids movies do crazy well on boxing day here in Australia.
>>151891895What the fuck happened to her. She looked cute when she first debuted.
Dude zoomers LOVE Ice Spice. Get with the program, unc. :skull:
The song she made for this movie is probably the worst song I’ve ever heard from any “mainstream popular artist” at this current point in my life.
>>151893238Zoomers love Koji Kondo, not Ice Spice.
>>151893276You must be very young and not have listened to a lot of music in your life.
>>151892369
>>151891895What is that thing? Is that supposed to be Sandy?Is that some kind of CGI Sandy?
>>151893464yesthey made sandy sing a fucking rap song looking like that kek the absolute state of cartoons
>>151891895What is the business reasoning behind this celebrity cameo? I doubt the children in target audience age care about shitty female rapper.
>>151891895She's a gross bitch and so are the heads at Nickelodeon who are promoting this movie with a literal mutt slut
>torn between two view points> wow shes dressed like a whore at a kids movie premiere >well, hopefully that stimulates straight boys into being just that. Straight.
>>151893836What If she ends up turning girls into lesbians tho
>>151891895I swear to God I thought that was SpongeBob under a toilet seat, not his alarm for a second.
>>151891895>How will this help us sell burgers?>Burgers?https://youtu.be/h5X4TSbGreA
>>151893844it's more likely the disgust will push back the realization for several more years
>>151893836lol at most it will turn more boys into slips for whores
>>151892511>64 millionSo it's just blatant money laundering at this point gotcha. They could at least make the final product 'Spongebob Movie good' for 64 million, I sure as shit would for a fraction. There was no advertising so where did the budget go?
>>151891895>Nick movie has a cameo from a musician who's styled themselves after porn of a Cartoon Network characterWe live in interesting times.
>>151892369People stuck at 12 years old mentally who have no other spaces outside a korean webforum to be edgy with without being seen as the freaks they are.
>>151891895that is the ugliest mutt I've ever seen
>>151891895proportinately to how much screen time she receives
>>151891895This is exactly the kind of shit you fags are always pointing at in the past and crying "why can't we have fun like this anymore? fucking sjws/trannies/jews ruin everything"Suddenly you're all clutching pearls
>>151894022pearl clutching? i see more confusion and racism.
>>151893908Which cartoon character is that?
>>151892369Europeans' entire self-worth due to their personal failure and the failure of Europe to remain a superpower from the 20th century onward is how "racially pure" they are, alongside jewish meme stats of quality of lifeThis is why if you bring out their haplogroups (which confirm all Europeans as mutts under their definition) it causes meltdowns from them. You take away the one thing they give self worth to.
>>151894022We want HOT ANIMATED girls, she's real and is just slutty, not hot. Even in terms of black women. She's no Naomi Campbell, Tyra Banks, Rihanna or Halle Berry (I'm talking about young versions of all of them, obviously). Hell, she's not even slutty-hot like Nicki in her prime.
>>151894022>picThat's not an ad.
Are you guys gay? Ice Spice is so fucking hot.
>>151894240Burger, don't try and deflect from your third world shithole
>>151894266We got another ass mad one lol
>>151894221Ms. Sara Bellum from PPG.
>>1518942401) No, we didn't "fail" to remain a superpower, we willingly gave it up because after witnessing the horrors of WW2, we were too humane to keep brown people subjugated by force, not too weak to do so (rather, our military equipment was decades in front of the rest of the world).2) No, we're not proud of being "white", we're proud of being the race with the best grasp on science, culture and morals that maintains the best level of justice, produces the best art and maintains the highest quality of life in the countries we rule and populate.Personally, I would be overjoyed if black people turned Africa into a wonderful place to live. For one, it would stop blacks from coming to my country asking for asylum.
>>151894290>No, we didn't "fail" to remain a superpower, we willingly gave it up cope and seethe
>>151894266Europe has Ukraine and the populated part of Russia, you lost all claim of not being third world with a war ongoing. Especially with that close a distance>And more invasions coming soon!
>>151894311>third wordling 50 IQ brain can't process that someone might want to give up power willingly>>151894321>coming from a guy whose president is threatening multiple wars on multiple neighborsWe're just geographically next to a warmonger, you literally elected one.
>>151894321No, the Russians consider themselves Asians now so they don't have to feel bad about killing people.
>>151891895I have no idea who is that
>>151891895Two questions>Why did they make the fish so sexual?>Is this ANOTHER SpongeBob movie about him trying to prove he's an adult?
>>151894470>>Why did they make the fish so sexual?it's ice spice's appealreal question is why she was even in this
>>151894422damn their dicks are that small?
>>151892511A SpongeBob movie isn't special anymore, the plots of the last two don't even sound that interesting compared to the first two>SpongeBob and Patrick must travel to the darkest depths of the Ocean to find Shell City, stop Plankton, and save Mr Krabs>Bikini Bottom's reality keeps being rewritten after the Secret Formula is stolen, so SpongeBob and his friends must travel to the surface world to save it And then for the next two>SpongeBob loses Gary (again)>SpongeBob is kidnapped by the Flying Dutchman (again)
>>151894256...if you are lesbian
>>151891895Why is her skin so pallid? Her skin has that same pale, waxy look of a cadaver.
>>151894022this was from a tv show which covered a lot of (((topics)))The show dealt with unusual topics for the primetime television of the period, such as abortion, incest, homophobia and LGBT adoption, transsexuality, racism, belief in God, ethics in medicine, polygamy, polyamory, adolescent sexuality, date rape, cryonics, the Holocaust, shoe fetishism, masturbation, animal sacrifice,
>>151891946Octoroon?
>>151891895Fuck that is uglyAnd the tats make her -2/10
>>151891895Imagine her fish version grinding up against your spongebob OC self-insert's nuts, she farts what do you do? Just erase your OC and make a new one? How do you recover from that???
>>151891895>>151894470Her fish design irrationally pisses me off a lot for some reason.
>>151894290Holy copium
>>151891895You know I thought it was a meme but she does kind of look like she has downs
>>151891895It's such a fucking overbearing trend that literally everything needs rap now. It's been like this for awhile but you can't seem to go see any kids movie without a rap. They even censored cussing in the tom and jerry movie trailer.
>>151895171She looks greasy and dirty too
>>151892904No the fuck it won't, what year do you think it is?
>>151894949Is it too sexy for you?
>>151895574Yes it will due to the SpongeBob branding.
This kind of lame shit is why this year is the first year since 1993 where there was no rap in the top 40.This is what people associate rap with nowadays; lame as fuck autistic zoomers with dogshit taste.
>>151892512t. Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramírez
>>151895680oh thank god is it finally ending, at long last?
>>151894715I think she's just half white. quadroon at most. Most octoroons look fully white like Pete Wentz, Logic, or Shaun King.
>>151895680Actually that's not true. Luthor and the other song is in the top 40 but is omitted due to new rule changes
>>151891895>>151893836She doesn't look real. Her make up and complexion make her look artificial.
So is the movie actually good or nah?
>>151896257of course not
>>151896257it’s good but could be shorter. if i remember right, spongebob never even rides the big guy ride which is what the advertising, including ice spices song, is all about
>>151891946ashkenegro
>>151896270>>151896385The duology of nu Spongebob
For you
>>151895680Desu rap is basically in the exact same position as rock was in the mid-00s where it was increasingly associated with old people or teenagers that were trying too hard. You have to remember that rap is so fucking old now that a lot of people's grandparents grew up listening to it, but it's still trying to present itself as the sound of the "youth" even though it's basically out of steam and recycling its same shit. The parallels between the state of mainstream rap and mainstream rock circa 2006 are pretty striking. The thing is, I don't think there's a new genre really lined up to replace it either.
>>151891895damn they put carrot top in this movie?
>>151891895Holy fuck this bitch finally made me realize how much I hate Americans and their standard of beauty. This bitch is such an unnatural act of God and nature. Nothing about her seems genuine with everything looking plastic. Unsurprisingly she is appealing in The Land of a Thousand Flavors of Doritos.
>>151892369/pol/ site
>>151895892you just described 90% of women
>>151896817I get where you are coming from, but I disagree. Rock was out of steam in the 00's, you're correct; but the probably with rap was the opposite. Where rock's history is characterized by expansion of topics from basic love to vikings fighting dragons to emos in a graveyard, rap's history is one of contraction of topics down to "look at me, I'm so cool/pretty" and "I am a convicted drug dealer". There is good rap out there that doesn't cover these topics, but that's mainstream rap in a nutshell. Criminal and self-destructive. Rock expanded until it could no longer sustain any further growth, rap stayed on hoodrat island and devolved into something you wouldn't want to find living under a rock.
>>151897494I'd argue that mainstream rap's honestly had one of the worst declines out of any musical genre period and experienced peak creativity closer to its conception. It's genuinely bizarre listening to major rap songs from the 80s through early 90s and hearing way more complex topics and themes being discussed alongside significantly more creative instrumentation and sample usage.
>>151897644>I'd argue that mainstream rap's honestly had one of the worst declines out of any musical genre period maybe if all you listen to is rap
>>151898014Why would someone listen exclusively to a genre that they thought had been in terminal decline for decades
>>151897144Thankfully American normies hate her too.
>>151897144The industry tried to force here for like one year and she's already fallen off of the face of the Earth. I'm pretty sure here appearance here is just because the contract was signed over a year ago.
>>151897144She's only popular among 13% of the US population that're statistically recorded to have lower IQs and worse spending habits so the media disproportionately panders to us, I mean them.
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>>151891895The only thing Ice Spice proves for me is that they're demanding less and less on the casting couches
