Why doesn't Batman just sever Joker's spine so he's a quadriplegic riding around in a stephen hawking wheelchair?
Why don't you stop sucking dicks?
Regenerative Joker venom
>>151892742Yeah, that would make it much easier to rape him!
>>151892742I wish that this would just happen and then they shelve joker for like a decade.
>>151892742Joker will then start using the Joker Mech to walk again
>>151892987You need to pilot the robot Joker, or Rei is going to have to do it.
>>151892742Why doesn't Batman just make a YouTube video essay about why the joker is bad so he'll feel bad and stop committing crimes?
>>151892742why doesnt batman just rape the joker?
>>151893031>So The Joker Situation Is Crazy
Another excuse to post The Concrete Block.
>>151893069Because the Joker would like that and keep escalating situations for the chance to be raped again, it'd get so bad that'd he would end up having to nuke half of the world.
>>151893088I wonder if he'd update the tv feed to play the Bluey movie when it comes out? That'd be a lot of fun for him. Unironically the Joker would deserve this fate though.
>>151893088Batman unironically likes chasing the Joker, so obviously this would never happenRemember that Batman is also nuts so he will always find an excuse to keep letting the villains run away
>>151893069get his fuckin rags off
>>151893088this works fine until harley quinn teams up with some other gotham villains and hatches an elaborate plan to distract batman while she breaks into the cave to free mistah jayand then you have a joker with badass cybernetic limbs (that the writers forget about after a couple issues)
>>151893125They aren't ever telling another Harley Quinn story where she is alligned with the Joker.
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>>151892742Why doesn't Batman just make the Joker retarded? He couldn't commit crimes if he was busy shitting himself.
>>151893224The joker is already retarded.
>>151892940What's the point if he can't feel it though?
Something something too insane and whacky to become wheelchair bound
>>151892742Joker would just become Evil Oracle. He’d become a million times more effective out of spite.>>151893208Somehow worse written than Snyder making them gay for each other and Zdarsky making him obsessed with Zur
>>151892742Because Gordon wouldnt approve of that unless Batman rapes the Joker first.
>>151893208why does joker being gay for bats and wanting to take his batdick turn me on so much
>>151893414Don't forget it's not a proper raping unless Batman breastfeeds the joker after pulling out.
>>151893420Because you are a faggot like the Joker. Now go dress as Batman and rape the Joker.
>>151892742Ya know I never understood how people called the DCEU too dark when the Timmverse was casually pulling this stuff off all the time
Let me explain it in clear and simple terms so you never have to ask this question again.BATMAN NO CAN KILL JOKER.BATMAN NO CAN RAPE JOKER.BATMAN NO CAN CRIPPLE JOKER.BATMAN NO CAN DO ANYTHING THAT PERMANENTLY STOPS JOKER FROM BEING JOKER AND DOING JOKER THINGS.IF JOKER NO CAN BE JOKER NO MORE, WRITERS NO CAN USE JOKER NO MORE, AND LOTS OF WRITERS WANT USE JOKER.IF JOKER GONE THEN DEE-CEE NO CAN SELL JOKER STUFF, NO JOKER T-SHIRTS OR JOKER TOYS OR JOKER LUNCHBOXES OR JOKER VIBRATORS.NO KILL GOOSE THAT LAYS GOLD EGGS.NO KILL GOOSE.NO KILL.NO. NO. NO.Do you understand now, or should I switch to grunting and gesturing like a caveman?
>>151893530But what if Batman rape the Joker?
>>151893579YOU DON'T FUCKING GET IT. THEY'RE NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING THAT PERMANENTLY REMOVES THE JOKER FROM THE EQUATION BECAUSE IF THEY DO THEY CAN'T USE HIM ANYMORE. HE'S NOT A CHARACTER, HE'S A MASCOT, AND MASCOTS EXIST TO DO ONE THING: SELL. MORE. PRODUCT. EVEN WHEN HE DIES IN THE MOVIES IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME UNTIL THEY REBOOT AND RECAST. THE FUCKING CLOWN ISN'T GOING ANYWHERE AND HE'S GOING TO STICK AROUND TO ANNOY THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYONE AS LONG AS HIS BULLSHIT MAKES MONEY. SO STOP ASKING ANY FUCKING QUESTIONS ALONG THE LINES OF "WHY DOESN'T BATMAN JUST X THE JOKER", BECAUSE YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER, YOU'VE ALREADY KNOWN THE ANSWER ALL ALONG, AND I'M SICK AND TIRED OF SEEING BLEATING MORONS LIKE YOU CONSTANTLY ASKING THE SAME QUESTION THAT HAS ALREADY BEEN ASKED AND ANSWERED AN OCTILLION FUCKING TIMES.
>>151892742Huntress did that in the post Infinite Crisis Earth 2 and he disfigured her estranged boyfriend in retaliation while taunting her with the fact that now she had no choice but to marry him I stead of running away with Earth w Robin like she planned
batman won't do anything that would violate his paternal conception of justice. joker must be able to live an ascetic lifestyle of penance where he reckons with his sins. making him a quadruped violates that principle same as murder. he must be allowed a physical capability sufficient to be a kindly old caretaker at an Abbey.
>>151893614TRANSLATING FROM BULLSHIT TO ENGLISH: BATMAN WON'T DO ANYTHING THAT PREVENTS THE JOKER FROM BEING THE JOKER BECAUSE THEY'RE BOTH MASCOTS THAT EXIST TO SELL PRODUCTS IN PERPETUITY AND IF BAT KETCHUM EVER ACTUALLY WINS A JOKERMON LEAGUE THEY'LL HAVE TO WRITE HIM OUT AND REPLACE HIM WITH A COUPLE OF SPANISH KIDS.
>>151892742they already explained this shit. if you kill the joker he releases joker spores that turn everyone around him into jokers. it's like mould. presumably crippling him or hitting him too hard would lead to the same result
>>151893638I’m down for replacing Joker with a couple of Spanish kids. What stories are left to tell with this current incarnation of Joker who exists only to cause the deaths of countless innocents and be gay for Batman? Replacing him can’t be any worse than making him a disciple of Batman’s teacher, the smartest man on Earth, Daniel Captio, who taught him how to create Geoff Johns’ Three Joker personas.
>>151893661I MEAN THEY REPLACE BATMAN. NO FICTIONAL CHARACTER CAN ACTUALLY ACHIEVE THEIR STATED GOALS UNLESS IT'S THE END OF THE STORY, BECAUSE IF THE CHARACTERS ACHIEVE THEIR GOALS THEN THERE IS NO MORE FUCKING STORY. AND WITH COMIC BOOKS THERE'S NEVER MEANT TO BE AN ACTUAL ENDING, SO BATMAN WILL NEVER ACHIEVE HIS GOALS. HE'LL NEVER KILL THE JOKER, HE'LL NEVER CLEAN UP GOTHAM, HE'LL NEVER GET OVER HIS PARENTS DYING, HE'LL NEVER CAPTURE THE SMURFS, HE'LL NEVER CONQUER THE TRI-STATE AREA, HE'LL NEVER BUST HIS BROTHERS FOR BUILDING WHIMSICAL INVENTIONS, HE'LL NEVER STEAL THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA AND TURN THE CHUM BUCKET INTO A SUCCESSFUL RESTAURANT, AND BEAVIS AND BATHEAD WILL NEVER SCORE.
>>151893601But what if... Superman rape Joker?
>>151893706NO. THEY WON'T DO *ANYTHING* THAT PERMANENTLY REMOVES THE JOKER. BATMAN CAN'T DO IT, SUPERMAN CAN'T DO IT, GORDON CAN'T DO IT, NO ONE CAN DO IT. THE PATTERN WILL CONTINUE TO REPEAT UNIMPEDED FOR AS LONG AS IT IS PROFITABLE. SO IF YOU WANT THE JOKER GONE, JUST CONVINCE EVERYONE TO STOP BUYING JOKER STUFF. GOOD FUCKING LUCK WITH THAT.
>>151893712What if Joker rapes Damien? Then a stunning and brave story makes the Joker too evil and gross to keep writing about.
>>151893088This is basically what happened to Freeza in hell. He was literally stuck in a caccoon forced to watch nymphs sing and dance for eons cuz hell time works differently.
>>151893088Bed Sores would eventually kill him so add a giant spatula to turn him over from time to time
>>151893742PITCH IT TO THE DUMB CUNTS, BUT DON'T EXPECT THEM TO APPROVE IT.
>>151893088>>151893088>Joker's mouth is open>CRT hooked up in his room>Joker hocks a loogie at the TV>aims for the vents>short-circuits the TV, it explodes>it blows a hole in the block>Joker uses his chest muscles to swing away using the nutrient tube>Harley Quinn is waiting for him outside, carries him like a plush
Why doesn't Superman just make a JokerWorld for him?
>joker constantly whining about how 1 bad day is all it takes>literal wars going on making bad days for everyone>there arent joker nations popping up every dayIs joker a snowflake?
>>151894686Yeah, that's the point of The Killing Joke. He did everything he could to break Gordon and failed. Joker breaking was always a skill issue, and ordinary people don't break that easily.
>>151892742Batman needs The Joker to be in top form so he can commit crimes so Bruce Wayne can pretend to be making a difference. It's all a game to Bruce.>>151893031>"THIS IS VERY ILLEGAL" AI clickbait thumbnail.
>>151893530>NO KILL GOOSE.... What... IF Goose?WHAT IF BATGOOSE!?BATGOOSE HUNT JOKER!HONK VS HONK TIL THE END OF TIME!!!
>>151892742This keeps getting asked and I'll keep posting this and this will keep getting ignored.
