Bonus $1000 if you only spend time with Shake. Would you do it?
>>151895356Considering how often characters die in greusome ways around them, that's not nearly enough money for me to risk it.
>>151895356I did this and I thought it would be cool, but I spent the entire month balancing Frylock's checkbooks and spending time on hold with the IRS. Shake would occasionally pop in to throw things at my head, but he throws like a girl so it didn't matter. Only fun part was watching Meatwad eat sand for several hours.Sand isn't actually too bad to eat if you have the right condiments and its clean.
>>151895356Is $5000 a lot of money to you? Because I wouldn't do it even for $1,000,000.
>>151895356>you have to live with the [guarantee death] gang for [30~ guarantee deaths] for [literally minimum wage]
>>151895493>Literal minimum wageIdk where you live, but the federal minimum wage is as low as 1,200k a month.
>>151895356>Assured painful death within an afternoon>Not even for a million bucksAre you stupid OP?
>>151895493>>151895598In the US, the state with the highest minimum wage pays roughly 3k a month. 5K in one month isn't exactly worth running the death gauntlet that is the Aqua Teen household but it's nothing to sneeze at.
>>151895356I like my skin attached to me
>>151895356M8 I wouldn't even do that for $5000 a day, let alone a whole month. You're basically guaranteed to have your skin ripped off or organs liquefied or something shit. Fuck that.
>>151895356>stay in your room and be really boring so they have no reason to interact with you and cause your demise.>???>profit
>>151896069Do you have any idea how many episodes invovle Carl doing his absolute best not to interact with them just to die a horrible death?
>>151895356Only if I get the same resurrection powers as Carl.
>>151895356All you guys are pussies. I would just go to Carl's house.
>>151895356Most people would be killed in some odd way before they finish the challenge. Even if the main characters never do anything, someone else will show up like Grim Reaper Gutters, Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past, or Markula will kill anyone there.
>>151896101yeah but that's carl
>>151896069>Shake summons some ancient monster>It destroys the house with you in it
>>151895409FPBP (Only Five Honking Hundred?)
>>151896138>bros its actually okay! just go to the house of the character that fucking gets killed almost every episode
>>151895356>>151895480I'd do it for $2,000,000.
>>151895409This. you could quadruple it and reduce it to a week and I still wouldn't.Not even plot armor preventing you from '''''dying''''''' would be enough
>>151895356I genuinely wouldn't even do it for $5 billion. Why? Because I know for a fact I'd be dead within the first week. The money's a fucking trap, you will never get it and you are a fool if you think you will. You'll die a horrifically painful death before it's over and not see even one penny of the promised money.
>>151895356Where would I even stay?Unless I had my own room there is no way to avoid them which means im dead>>151896138thats cheating plus that didn't keep carl from dying
If I'm basically part of the show then I can tank the deaths and get brought back to life the following episode like all the other characters
>>151897459By that logic, all the money is returned to the status quo void too.
>>151897459>>151898041If i can survive the last day/episode with them then I should be able to take the money since if im alive that means i didn't die for all intents and purposesThose deaths don't matter or really exist otherwise how could the characters show up again
>>151895356No, dude, I'd probably be killed or maimed in a horrifyingly painful manner. I don't care if I'd be fine by the time of the next episode, that shit still hurts.
>>151897459>>151898395You guys would seriously experience having your skin flayed off, boiled alive, ripped open, ripped to shreds, set on fire, struck by lightning, crushed, etc. - possibly multiple times over - for $5000?
>>151898041what about the hole in the wall of Dr. Weird's laboratory
>>151895356do I get functional reset immortwality like Carl?
