>>151897952Here's your Baki MU
>>151900869I wish Death Battle was not so adverse to 3-ways
>>151900894Ohma needs to beat Shen Wulong first
>>151900894Ohma is out of his league there, and looking up this Luther guy, even Baki is out of his depths, though not nearly as bad as Ohma.
>>151900894I think this matchup guarantees Baki winning.
>>151900916Luther is literally the weakest and slowest one there going by usual powerscalerfaggot scaling that DB would use.
>>151900917I once saw art of the blue-haired host getting Kaa'd
>>151900916Ohma is slept on and literally cracked glass with air pressure alone
>>151900949Ohma is strong, but will get exponentially stronger
>>151900949Katsumi Orochi did that too.And while Katsumi is pretty strong, even by Baki standards, he is not anywhere near the likes of the strongest Baki characters like Yujiro, Musashi, or Baki himself
>>151900949Thats something Katsumi orochi did when training to fight pickle
A KEK WHO CAN'T CONTROL HIS WIENEEEEEEER
>>151900978Yeah but look at his arm. Yujiro and Baki are the only two who can do it without destroying their arm
>>151900894>>151900869What the hell does Luther have to do with either of them besides 'he's also from a series with gory over the top martial arts fights'This seems like some weird desperate third wheel shit
Honestly I want to see some Luthor feat
>>151901034Also he is like barely building level
Yujiro raped Kratos last thread be nice to him on this one.
>>151901042according to his author he's only twice as fast and strong as a normal human so according to anons here where we have to treat the author as the foremost source that's how strong he is
>>151901034>martial arts fightsIf someone is born male, at least once in his life he'll dream of becoming the strongest man alive. Grappler, the martial artist who aims to be the strongest in the world!Yes
>>151901093>twice as strong and fast as a regular humanGULP! I don't think MY verse is capable of taking on this BEAST...
>>151901126Goku...
>>151901015That was only when he hit a prehistoric caveman who fought dinosaurs with it as hard as he could.He's able to throw it at nothing without breaking his body, and by the sumo arc he is able to throw them at people without destroying himself.
Luther best matchup is riki-oh from what ive heard
>>151901126Sonic...that's over 2x as strong as you're able to handle...
>>151901126Kratos
>>151901093>only twice as strongoh, lmao, so he's literally fodder to the likes of Baki, Pickle, Yujiro, Musashi, and likely even Ohma.
>>151901145Riki-Oh fucking rapes him dude
>>151901093Kek, Iron Michael would RAPE him
>>151901161Like baki
the Luther Strode author might legitimately be braindead>>151901093
>>151901126MHA...
>2x as fast as a peak irl human
LMAOhttps://youtu.be/leEpqHpxIXo
>>151901245It's funny how this is one of the few bullet timing feats that's ridiculously clear artistically but then the author himself said this is just visual flourish fucking kekThough the same thing happens in Kengan I guess
Baki and Yujiro is physically stronger than this
Ohma is physically stronger than this
>>151901071Never! He still sucks.
>>151901272What's insane is that the series has three separate clear cut bullet timing feats
>>151900968Thanks, but I've grown to somewhat dislike it myself. It was my first serious article, and it shows, but I suppose I can't hate it too much.It is getting a rewrite soon-ish if you're interested.
>>151901303Ohma is not stronger than JuliusHe can beat Julius in a fight, but he is not stronger
>>151901303Ohma is not physically stronger than the likes of Julius or Wakatsuki.he just has bullshit niko style
Registeel weights 205kg and It's body is capable of enduring the pressure of The Earth's mantle btw
>>151901321He literally matched and overpowered Toa Mudo
>>151900869Baki vs Luthor comes off as a matchup death battle would do like a 5-10 years ago out of some weird want to include topics the staff feal comfortable with (comic) in a matchup. Hell they'd pull shit like that in current year, see Traveler vs Aang.
>all these feats being posted I don't want to post my hero in this thread, he would look bad...
>>151901407and Toa is weaker than JuliusJulius literally used overwhelming physical strength to deal with Toa's pseudo-niko style
>>151901428Kratosfag...
>>151901428>I don't want to post my hero in this threadlet's post villains thenhttps://youtu.be/gCuoVMmes4c
>>151901451No, he was equal to Pre-Kengan Julius in physical strength who performed that f1 feat
>>151901314Why do you dislike it? I like it because it shows 682 un a different light, more like a victim and less like a misantropic assholeAlso the rewrite will be posted the scp site or the rpc
>>151901314Why do you dislike it? I like it because it shows 682 un a different light, more like a victim and less like a misantropic assholeAlso the rewrite will be posted the scp site or the rpc?
>>151901403Dude, that Single Strike Urshifu. Everyone and their mother know how broken he is.
>>151901500>>151901519Its a taste thing. I've grown as an author since I've posted it and think I could've done a lot better. Don't worry though, the guy who is rewriting it is a close friend of mine and he's told me that he's not going to change the tone or story, just make major additions to streamline it with the larger storyline we're making. >Also the rewrite will be posted the scp site or the rpc?SCP. RPC is its own thing
>>151901490No, he wasn't.
>>151901588Rapid Strike is the broken one thoughever
I'm currently making a tier list of Death Battle matchup ideas. How they're going to be tiered are as follows>Kino Matchup (good concept, highly debatable on who wins, high chances will actually be an episode)>Niche Matchup (cool concept, barely or never discussed, can potentially be in an episode)>Never Happening (cool concept, is either talked about a lot or never talked about at all, too much of a one-sided stomp to bother making it an episode)Post ideas with images if you can, if not I can make the image. I took a lot of ideas from the last thread. Also let me know if the tiering should be renamed and recategorized.
Rayquaza vs Bahamut
>>151901718Meant to reply to >>151901668
>>151901668Jaina vs Y'shtola (WoW vs FFXIV)
>>151901668
>>151901668Dr. Doom vs Vecna
>>151900869Luther Strode is basically American Baki with Spidermans personality.
You WILL get analog horror matchesYou WILL get creepypasta matchesYou WILL get SCP matchesMove over uncsThe future is now
>>151901668My favorite 'probably never ever...unless?'
>>151901850Would probably be better to pick the MC from God Eater since it's the only notable Monster Hunter clone
Omori vs Room is confirmed btw
>>151901883you and in my room. confirmedfool
>>151901668Also this, specifically Stories Rathalos vs soft composite Charizard>>151901875It's alright but I do like Bloodborne Hunter a bit more.
>>151901883If true I cant wait to introduce this general to "Stay hydrated, Sunny!"
>>151901883hey, it might join geats vs nero in the sub 200k lifetime views club
I missed the last thread, but why the fuck do people want pic related? Not only is it a stop for Yujiro, but why would you want to pit a character from a toddler show against a character from a manga for adults only?
>>151901923Nah it's not irrelevant capeslop
>a stop for Yujiro
>>151901936It is indeed a stop for Yujiro's lifespan
>>151901883Wait, really? What's the thematic connection on this one. Fever dreams? Or are we talking Silent Hill The Room? Omori vs Walter Sullivan might work okay.
>>151901668Add>Crack Matchup (characters no one would ever think to pit against each other, can be a cool fight, can either be a stomp or 50/50)
>>151902001Room is from a web series called Boisvert about an antisocial gay furry who locks himself inside his room, gets taken over by some demon and gets trapped in a fantasy worldFrom there half the videos in the series are schizo animation slop and half of it is about apparently outerversal gods (according to Boisvert's Discord) trying to control said gay furry's mind
>>151901015That was a full power blow. He destroyed all the windows on the building floor in one blow, during mere practice.
>>151901617Well im looking forward to read it then
Reminder that the Room RAPES and GAPES Omori and his entire verse.
>>151902027Shit, that's lame. When I hear "Room" I think the 2003 cult classic movie and Silent Hill 4. Fuck out of here with that slop. Gimme Omori vs Johnny.
>>151901974There's no way Sportacus is winning.
>>151901668Charizard vs Red Eyes Black Dragon
Reminder that Sonic.exe RAPES and GAPES analog horror and that entire verse.
Reminder that Sonic RAPES and GAPES Sonic.exe and his entire verse.
>>151902056B-But Omori is a child
>>151902079He casually threw a ball into outer space. Yujiro is exploding into tiny bits if Sportacus brushed him aside gently
>character visibly and casually blows up an infinite amount of universes with an infinite amount of infinitely transcending dimensions (the size, scope and scale of this multiverse not only stated, but actively shown)>"I'm wall level btw"
>>151902115The main advocate is a troon, the child rape is a bonus to him
>>151902116I think Valmet scales higher?She's bigger, stronger, and lets say Koko promises her some sex?Revy is gonna get RAPED.
>>151902129Kratos (lowballed)...
>>151901668Rainbow Mika vs Tina Armstrong
>"We did it Lumine...we beat Warrior of Light...">"Aether...that was Pipin."
You CANNOT rape the willing.
>>151901936Sportacus lifted a Pyramid and scales above Robbie Rotten who survived getting shot to the Moon
>>151902129Luther Strode...
>>151902056If you actually read the debate for this shit it's really funny>Room is claimed to be infinitely faster and stronger than Omori...because he just is okay>Room is also claimed to be boundlessly outerversal because he just is okay>Room is claimed to be able to power copy Omori>Omori can't hurt Room with literally anything and Omori can't resurrect himself and resetting Headspace does nothing>if Omori was able to somehow beat Room, Room would become infinitely stronger than before and would suddenly gain outside help from some other outerversal BEAST that's really poorly argued as to why this isn't actually outside helpYou could see Ben getting really confused on the cast as to why people wanted this shit and then at the end John tried to backpedal really hard to say this was actually le super debatable fight
One Punch Man vs Squirrel Girl
>>151902225Beat Popeye first, garbage-series fraud
YUJIRO LOOK OUT!!!
>>151902271It backfire
>>151902193Robbie is weak. And so is Sportscus (got kicked into a chest by a normal human).
>>151902223This is why we let someone actually strong mulch the room. Like Alex
Tier list so far
>>151902133>scalingTalk normal talk. Revy technically has fought super soldiers like Roberta before technically. Could she fight someone like Valmet though? I don't think she can.
>>151902328You know that could honestly work kek, two dogshit franchises fighting
>>151902333Meowth solos
ENTER!
>>151902321And Yujiro got KO'd by a normal Hunter
>>151902354These dimeful jobbers would lose a majority of their matches.
>>151902354>All For One vs SukunaKino or one-sided?
>>151900869Cool
>>151902371Extremely one sided by DB logic, I'm pretty sure both have better
>>151901668Add "Shit matchup".
>>151902354>TogaYum
>>151902371All for one is for toichiro from mob psycho 100 or garou(webcomic version)
>>151902411I think they're trying to avoid that sort of statement, or at least couch it in terms of popularity/likelihood of happening
>>151902354Why did they have that one nazi looking guy instead of Spinner or Compress
>>151902411Wouldn't make sense. No one wants to purposely make shit matchups.
>>151902519>wants to purposely make shit matchups.>deathbattlematchups out of NOWHERE
>>151902433All for One is for Sylar
>>151902519we already have a fag here that does just that
>https://omniversal-battlefield.fandom.com/wiki/Apophatic_Theology>mgq and hololive have Apophatic Theology and are therefore metaverse/metaverse level α minimumholy FUARK
>>151901668Jinwoo (Solo Levelling) vs Cid (Eminence in Shadow)It's funny because one's basically a huge stick in the mud so he can "aurafarm" and the other guy is legitimately LARPing out of his ass and making shit up to "aurafarm"
>>151902564I like this fight but isn't this now a Kratosura type thing nowadays where Cid has a bunch of busted feats and Jinwoo wins because of autistic cosmology shit
THE STRONGEST
>>151902584You're going to find that this dynamic applies to a lot of suggested matches nowadays
>>151902133She basically can radar sense people like the rest of her crew, I think that would reasonably give her an edge.
>>151902333Rainbow mika vs Tina should be in niche tier.
>>151902596Pretty much every fight we got this season, except the obvious one and maybe Wile vs Tom, had the winner perform higher feats than the loser
>>151902564I like this one but Jinwoo vs Ainz is definitely THE fight with more potential
>>151901668Alex Yiik vs Space Dandy.
>>151902354That reminds meRequesting Toilet Shota impregnating Ochunko
>>151902638
>>151902553This isn't fair gill would murder that abuse victim.
All of these martial artist in here and no one thought to invite Ken-oh and Karate Kid?
>>151901668Just one more fight about your leadershipAnd I will straight up leave your shit'Cause I've had enough of thisAnd now I'm pissed, YEAH
>>151902679What about 2b vs KOS-MOS?>>151902725Look in the tier list image, Raoh vs Akuma
>>151902624From what I saw in the analysis most if not all of Tom's shit came from himself while Wile E got basically everything relevant via scaling to other Looney Tunes
Does anybody remember Dark Schneider?
>>151902584>decide to look it up>VSBW puts Cid at multi-continental off of the vidya feathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?t=3512&v=SZekjwW0mdU>VSBW has Jinwoo at Large Island level (they don't buy the Monarchs " potentially being able to blow up planets" and the scans for Titans state they can "eat" a planet or the rocks off a planet)Yeah it seems like a DB that comes down to whether or not they buy the planetary statements, even then it seems like the multi-continental feat could probably be calced higher
>>151902778According to certain retards Jinwoo can go even higher, up to multiversal now thanks to his sequel that's called...Ragnarok...and something about a multiversal tree.Fucking hell kek, time is a circle
>>151902181HOLY FAURK he counterplayed Yujiro!
JIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGTTTTTTOOOOOOOOSSSSSSS
>>151902759To be completely fair to Wile and Tom, I'm pretty sure the most both of them do is blow up the universe on certain occasions. So they'd be about equal in terms of most of their actual onscreen showings and feats, instead of Wile being higher.
>>151902333
https://character-stats-and-profiles.fandom.com/wiki/Sung_Jin-Woo_(Canon)/MasterOfTheJetBlackDragon>The World Tree is the fundamental law of creation that constitutes the entire universe, which exists all across all the various dimensions composing the universe. The World Tree connects all the dimensions to the dimensional gap. As the universe was first being formed, the World Tree created the Ruler's Soldiers and the different races the Monarchs would rule by accepting their souls, purifying them, and enabling their rebirth>Low Multiverse level (Jin-Woo continued to develop his powers after defeating the Monarchs. He learned sorcery from the Demonic Spirits he Extracted and learned techniques from other Shadow Soldiers. Jin-Woo can now be considered as an entire legion all on his own, without factoring in Shadow Soldiers. After noticing the Absolute Being was killed, dozens of Outer Gods wanted to consume the remaining mana in his universe for their own gain. However, the threat of Sung Jin-Woo inspired them to team up and enter war with him and the Rulers which has been in a tight balance for around 5 yearsFUARK!
>>151902823>they give Jinwoo his multiversal bullshit>they also give Cid shit he's clearly bullshitting about like seeing the universe as a dream
Goku? KWAB'd by an elephant while in super saiyan form.Yujiro? Hunted down and KWAB'D an elephant the size of a fucking dinosaur, who could spear a lion on it's tusk and the lion wasn't even as big as it's head. Yujiro ate that elephant.Clearly, by my flawless scaling logic, Yujiro>>>>>>>>>>SSJ Goku
>>151900971Was this Omega? I forgot to get back into it. I always drop it when Reinhold is fighting another body builder cuz those fights are boring as hell.
>>151902764I do
>>151902759>scaling toonforce shitThat's retarded
>>151902966Yujiro RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
>>151902966Don't forget an elephant hurt Superman before as well so Yujiro is stronger than him too
>>151902966End game goku gets wrecked by Fire hydrants too. Yujiro slams.
>>151902223What it really comes down to is that Room is incredibly vague, and as such, you can argue anything for it because you can't disprove anything. It's ass backwards, but I guess that's where we're at now.
>>151902725
>>151903076Want to know the fun part? Even the foundation of the whole thing, a lot of the connections Room supposedly has to Omori are largely made up because the series is just that abstract
>>151901668Juliet vs Aya fro. Oneechanbara
>>151903141That's pretty great. Sounds like the real connection it has is to God of War.
Here's a thought. People are always talking connections, and for good reason. But here's a question, what's a match up that you want where there's little or no connection between the fighters?
ROOOOOOOOMMMMMTOOOOOSSSSSSS!!!!!
SCP gapes your verse, just accept it.
What was stopping DMG from doing this to Charizard
>>151903201She didn't want to touch some filthy, weak lizard.
>>151903201Yugi not telling her to do it mostly
>>151903162
I want Shadi to be in a Death Battle because I want him to lose.
GET THIS SHIT OFF MEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>151901093>twice as strongLuther Strode civvies upscale coming soon
>>151901668Georgia the state vs Georgia the country
Does DB-wanked Kratos actually beat Superman? Surprised it's not a more popular match up.
>>151902966Kratos? KWAB'd a Bears despite being a God. Yujiro? Hunted down and KWAB'D an Bear the twice the size of a man, Clearly, by my flawless scaling logic, Yujiro>>>>>>>>>>Kratos
>>151902027We've gone from Twitter screenshots to Discord screenshots. What an amazing hobby this is.
>>151903429If you were to run with Superman in a general sense and with how Death Battle ruled Kratos, then yes.Kratos has a lot of esoteric options that void Clark's typical advantages.Like soul steal, turning him to stone, or just draining him of solar energy?
>>151903429FUCK no
>>151903453This isn't as funny because Yujiro is legitimately a more impressive fighter than kratos
>>151903429lowballed DB Kratos might take 5 punches to put Superman down.
>>151903429DB-wanked Superman is competing for who has a bigger universe, him or Goku.KINGtos transcends all of spacetime
>>151903503emphasis on trans
Give my husband a matchup aside from my womb.
>>151903429DB Kratos was like 1.5x quadrillion FTL and 910 million universal, DB!Superman was infinite speed and 10^60 universalIf you were to start stacking infinities and go full cosmology wank then Kratos is 5D (low complex multiversal) and Superman is several layers past dimensionality
Post Superman moving this fast.
>>151903532DB Kratos they explicitly chose hisblowballed feats, while mentioning the Helios and Thor feats exist.If you use the cosmology like they said, Kratos transcends 3x immeasurably infinite speed at least, and destroyed a worldtree that transcends all of spacetime and dimensionality, like they said in the episode. Kratos sweeps.
>I'M GOING TO SAY THE N WORD, AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME YOU BIG BALD FAGGOT>GOD OF WAR? MORE LIKE GOD OF BORE!
>>151903573>t.
>>151903596Kratos breaks him.>b-but clones…Kratos has gaped so many clone users i’ve lost count, since gow1. Kratos gapes your literally who weak monkey.
>>151903488Damn, Kratos sucks THAT much?
>>151903600You hate on me because i am right, keep taking LLLLLLLz boy
KINGtos taught me taking BBC made you a BETTER man. We rub our clitties together.
NOO! NO SAAR KINGTOS NOO DON'T GAPE ME! ANYTHING BUT THAT SAAAR!! I WILL BE A BETTER MAN SAAR KINGTOS JUST DON'T GAPE ME! NO SAAR!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
>You hate on me because i am right, keep taking LLLLLLLz boy
>>151901668extremely similar connections without being influenced by eachother, though mostly debatable only if you rely on a ton of lore wank but that seems to be the standard for DBactually got on ballot banter not that long ago and they said illidan was probably the next warcraft character, though up in the air if they'll do vergil again anytime soon
>>151903665>racismThis is why you lose, boy
>>151903267Could El Santo actually beat Taker?
>NOO! NO SAAR KINGTOS NOO DON'T GAPE ME! ANYTHING BUT THAT SAAAR!! I WILL BE A BETTER MAN SAAR KINGTOS JUST DON'T GAPE ME! NO SAAR!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
>>151903429Depending on whether you use Death Battle's standard schizomath or their most recent dimensional tiering for DC, Superman is either gorillions of times or several infinities stronger and faster than Kratos.
>>151903610>K-kratos brea-Hercules tried that. Didn't end well.
>>151903722Weak Monkey literally who tried fighting a real god like Buddha.Didn’t end well.
>>151903429Yes. He's unironically unbeatable on the show.
I want the felt from Homestuck to fight a group of villains just to see if they could actually win.
>>151903703Gowverse transcends infinite dimensionality.DC has been downgraded to only 12 dimensions.
>>1519037281-1
https://youtube.com/watch?v=46npWTCt81E
>>151903746The loss was about a decade ago now. Things have changed since then.
Does Kratos still job to Spawn
y-yugibros?
>>151903762No, Kratos soloes
>>151903762Spawn was infinite universal with infinite timelines, Kratos was only 900 million universal at best.
>>151903780>Spawn was infinite universal with infinite timelines, Kratos was only 900 million universal at best.....this is fucking retarded
>>151903780No he wasn’t, Ghost Rider was. Spawn only won by having a reverse penance stare
>>151903788
>>151903788So Spawn beat someone stronger than Kratos? I guess that settles it.
>>151903802He says infinitely sized universes, not every layer of creation, nimrod. Spawn only has 1 universe under his control
>>151903804Kratos is actually infinite dimensional + AND he’s fucking immune to the penance stare.
This nephilim demigoddess when?
>>151903816Each infinite universe has 10 Hells and 7 Heavens with infinite layers, each of them infinite on their own. Kratos again is just 900 million universes. He never got anything close to infinity.
>>151903802You know, I would have read that as maybe 17 universes at best, probably less if you rightly don't trust the purple prose calling something infinite or the writers writing shit they don't know, but what do I know, eh
>>151903824>AND he’s fucking immune to the penance stare.He committed genocide and Spawn's penance stare is far superior to Ghost Rider's
>>151903816an infinitely sized universe is bigger than 900 million universes
>>151903834No it isn’t, dumbass. Hell is infinite, but spawn is only king of the 8th circle of hell.Kratos’ worldtree feat is infinite dimensional +
>>151903834Universes don’t have layers, retard. A universe is a universe
>>151903748Holy shit, the live footage looks even slower than the gif?!
>>151903841They didn't say anything about GOW universes being infinite, they just said 900 million times our universe. It's why they used a calc for Yggdrasil having a finite size
It's funny how Kratos went from semi-respected to a sub-mountain level
>>151903860>Kratos’ worldtree feat is infinite dimensionalAccording to fucking who, retard?
>>151903844So did Galactus and he was immune in the comics. Kratos sweeps>>151903851Kratos can destroy the infinity dimensional + infinite worldtree
>>151903824Post Kratos resisting the penance stare. And make it Spawn's stare, not the jobber one.
>>151903869the gif is sped up for comedy. Cause even if you speed it up 4x it still looks just human level
>>151903860Spawn directly fights God and Satan who can recreate the entirety of Spawn's cosmology. That's why he scales to it.>Kratos’ worldtree feat is infinite dimensional According to Canon Battle, it's only 910 million universes.
>>151903879>Kratos can destroy the infinity dimensional + infinite worldtreepost him doing that
>>151903884He’s shown he’s immune to all soul manipulation, including from 2 omnipotent gods of the afterlife
>>151901668Satsuki Kiryuin vs Jetstream Sam2B vs RaidenWesker vs Liquid Snake Plissken v John McClane02 v any Eva girl
>>151903871I would say GOW is maybe continent level at best.
>>151903892Death Battle lowballed it to 990 million, while admitting it actually transcends spacetime in reality.>he thinks fighting god is impressiveLMAOKratos BTFOed Odin who created the worldtree and all of existence
>>151900869Can someone tell me what's happening in JJK modulo? Are there really new feats that scale up the old cast?
>>151901668Max Payne v John Wick
>Bring me Omori
>>151903920>Death Battle lowballed it to 990 millionScholar Battle has never lowballed anything. Those are Kratos's canon stats.>BTFOed OdinChristianity BTFO'd Norse pagans so this is still infinitely weaker.
ATREUS HELP THIS OUTERVERSAL ROCK IS ABOUT TO FALL ON ME FUCKING RUUUUUN *waddles away at 3mph*
>>151903934That faggot is not worth KINGtrap's time.
>>151903956Scholar Battle literally said out loud thhat it transcends spacetime, but they’re just gonna use a lowballed finite assumption to help asura have a chanceSame reason they said Helios’ lightspeed feat was immeasurably infinite but they used the finite primordials speed feat instead, to take pity on asura
>>151903894I-I-I……
>>151903878Yeah, that guy.
>>151903956Kratos is canonically Jesus himself and the King of Kings.
>>151903972>it transcends spacetimeThis is only 4D, so still infinitely less than the infinite layers of Spawn's multiverse.>but they’re just gonna use a lowballedKING Battle takes characters at their strongest. Stop spreading propaganda about lowballing.>Same reason they said Helios’ lightspeed feat was immeasurably infiniteNope, it only slightly upscales from 2 quadrillion FTL.
As a third party i’ve seen all the arguments and it’s obvious and factual that Kratos Sweeps
Kratos is such a fucking fraud jesus christ no wonder his fans wank him kek
>>151904005Listen to the Spanish dub. I'm not kidding.
>>151903987Spawn upscales from Jesus since he fought God though.>but they're the same thingNot my problem.>>151904032I'm white.
>>151904005No, it’s stated to transcend infinity dimensions.Soawn only controls 1 universe out of Hell, not all its infinite layers. Watch the show. They mention out loud that they even divide Kratos’ lowballed calcs by 100 to give Asura a fighting chance. They lowballed him to hell and he still won. Cope and Seethe.>Nope, it only slightly upscales from 2 quadrillion FTL.They say it’s beyond infinite speed, little bitchKratos sweeps.
Haven't been here since yesterday. Who's winning and who's losing?
>>151904041Spawn was unable to beat god.Kratos has beaten god in every single game. Keep taking LLLLLLLz
>>15190404123:29 of the Spanish Dub has them clarify that the Underworld is infinitely sized.
>>151904053Kratos won.
>>151903610Wukong utterly annihilates SISSYtos.Wukong's fucking clone annihilates SISSYtos.The fucking MC of Black Myth: Wukong annihilates SISSYtos.
If Kratos is so strong, then why does he job to Parappa the Rappa and Shovel Knight?
>>151904053Omori wonRoom wonDBM wonSCP wonTranswomen who love clittyleaking to analog horror wonYujiro won/lostDoomsday lostLuther Strode lostIsaac lostAlice lostEvery shitnic character lost Kratos...projections are underway but all trends point to DOMINATING VICTORY.
>>151904083Wukong got gaped by Buddha. It’s not even a contest, Kratos laughs and turns him into a monkeyskin lampshade
>>151904072…‘t ever destroy a mountain.
>>151904091FUUUUAAAAAARRRRKK like always.
>>151904096Kratos destroyed mount olympus
>>151904093>hiding behind Buddha
>>151901668Punisher v Judge DreddRyuko v Cutie Honey
>>151903678If he gets the Urn
>>151904091>SCP wonpost it
>>151904114is what Wukong does because he can’t fight a true godkiller like Kratos.
KIIIIIIIIINNNNGGGGTTTTOOOOOOOOOOSSSS
>>151904093Wukong getting gaped by Buddha ascended Wukong into a Buddha.Wukong is faster, stronger, smarter, has more levels of immortality, and far more hax.SISSYtos has only ever beaten up paganSISSY gods.
>>151904006...the floor.
>>151904064Spawn beat God though.>>151904069Again, I'm white so I can't understand inferior languages.>>151904048>it’s stated to transcend infinity dimensions.Nope, transcending spacetime is agreed upon to be just basic 4D.>Soawn only controls 1 universe Who is Soawn?>They mention out loud that they even divide Kratos’ lowballed calcs by 100Yes, finite calcs. Spawn is infinite in all stats. He is infinitely beyond Kratos.>They say it’s beyond infinite speed,They never said this once.>Kratos sweepsSpawn won in canon.
>>151904135HOLY FUARK IS THAT A ROCK? KINGTOS IS GONNA HAVE TO USE AT LEAST 85% OF HIS POWER TO MOVE THAT FREAKIN' THING OFF OF HIM!
>>151904133Kratos is immeasurably infinite speed, immeasurably infinitely powerful, genius to omnipotent, can’t die so long as Hope survives, and has immunities to all hax.Kratos gapes wukong and buddha and he cries for mercy. Which Kratos shall grant. After first administering the beating of a lifetime.
it's canon that Buddha jobbed to Beavis and Butthead meaning Beavis and Butthead >>>> Buddha >>>>> Wukong
>>151901093Dude the line is right there.It says twice as strong as the strongest person to ever live.Granted its based on regular human strongest but thats still fantastic.
>>151904151...And then Kratos finds out it was a single clone made from Wukong's asshair
>>151904151>immeasurably infiniteNope. Never shown, not once. >has immunities to all haxa fucking crack head form of Baldur smashed him in the head with a rock and stabbed him with a piece of wood LOLKratos's supposed '''infinite immeasurable speed''' was him putting up his hand AFTER he got hit by Helios's light LMAO
>>151904139No he didn’t, retard. You never read it, he could only stalemate god. Kratos BEAT god time after time again.And the worldtree is stated out loud to be infinity dimensionalAnd you didn’t even watch the show. Helios’ light crossed the underworld which is infinite sized. Kratos fucking gapes your fraud ez
>>151904188>Kratos BEAT godNo, he didn't. He beat some pagan gods.And they were weak fraud versions of the real things.SISSYtos can get beaten and damaged by fucking random bandits.
Bullying Kratosfags is not only morally right, it's also an obligation
>>151904187and Kratos healed from both immediatelyKratos blocked the light before it hit him.
>>151904188>he could only stalemate godNo, he definitively beat God. He stalemated him in terms of power, sure, but he still won the war. God is also equal to Satan and Spawn defeated Satan later on anyway.>Kratos BEAT godKratos has never beat capital G God. He's beaten the Greek Gods, who got GAPED by the Romans who themselves got GAPED by Christianity. He beat the Norse Gods, same story there.>be infinity dimensionalNever said to be such in the episode. >underworld which is infinite sizedNever stated to be such. Helios's light is only 2 quadrillion FTL according to GODSCHOLARKING BATTLE. They said it therefore it's true.
>>151904203Odin created the Infinity Dimensional Worldtree.Kronos created time.Zeus created Olympus.Ouranos created the omniverse.Seethe and keep taking LLLLLLLLz
>>151904204Kratosfags are bullying YOU though
>>151904204if taking the bait every time is "morally right" then fish must be the most moral creatures around
>>151904224>created all of themno he didn'tyou're a fucking retardwhen Helios died, the sun only went out in Greecewhen Kronos died time didn't stopyour 'infinity dimensional worldtree' is only the size of scandinavia LOL
Post Wukong even scratching the Buddha.
>>151904231>we're just pretending to be retarded
Kratos status?
>>151901668Surprised you didn't get this one before. Here's a thumbnail.
>>151904223You mean he surrendered and gave up, because he couldn’t beat him.Kratos beats him. Spawn is too weak and pussyKratos beat Odin who made the world tree and Zeus who ott it scales Ouranos. Seethe and keep taking LLLLz>Helios's light is only 2 quadrillion FTL according to GODSCHOLARKING BATTLEYou’re a fucking illiterate. They said the PRIMORDIAL SHOCKWAVES are that speed (lowballed). Helios’ light was infinite.
>>151904232Fishes are the better men.
>>151904204why you so scared of 'Z, bro? get on call and debate him if you're so brave
>>151904188Can you post the sources of those scans?
It is weird that Kaiba is just arbitrarily skeptical.During Domino City: he gets shown magical apparitions of Duel Monster cardsgets his mind trapped within the world of a Duel Monster card where he dies and is scarred enough to inspire his entire virtual reality technologyHe gets defeated by Exodia and then Other Yugi hits him with a Mind Crush that put him in a therapy comaIn Duelist Kingdom he literally creates Duel Disks to combat the mind reading powers of the Millennium EyeHe sees Mokuba's soulless husk body being paraded around by Pegasus as a tauntHe gets his own soul stolen and sealed in a cardBut then he gets told by Ishizu about the God Cards and is shown the mortuary tablet and he is just suddenly not willing to believe in it anymoreHe sees the power of Obelisk literally overload his duel machineHe's reduces a random duelist into a traumatized mess by exposing him to ObeliskHe literally sees Mask of Light get possessed by Marik and hears his totally different voiceBut on the helicopter ride to save Jonouchi, he's like, "Ah this is just occult nonsense."And then Other Yugi has the nerve to say, "Not like me, his Millennium Rod has a terrible power."Like what?
>>151904251post SISSYtos destroying a mountain
>>151904244>seething, seething, copingYes they ALL did.Cope and keep taking LLLLLz weaklingSomeone creating something doesn’t mean it disappears after they die. You are coping hard.
>>151904252They’re bullying you with facts and logic. You’re seething with falsehoods and illogic.>>151904253Total Victory.
>Beats you to death
CHAAAAAAAAAADTTTTOOOOOOOSSSS
>>151904279Oh Nonononono…Slanderbros what will we do???
SAAR IS KRATOS BEYOND CONCEPTS?>No, he's just a demigod living on earthyour response kratosSISSIES?
Marvel Thor victim
>>151904304Not the director, that’s a mexican janitor
>>151904253still premium bait material after nearly a year
>Bring me composite fiction!
>>151904303>the Titans tear down mount olympus>kratosSISSIES take it as their own 'feat'kek>>151904318I already knew you were going to seethe and say that.Meanwhile. this is you.
>I'm going to thing about Kratos for the rest of my lifeIs this you?
>>151904332Mount Olympus was destroyed by the fight of Kratos vs Zeus YOU FUCKING RETARDKratos scholars keep pwning you because you don’t know a single fact
Who wins this one?
>>151904348Kratos broke them.>>151904322Kratos killed his own creator making him beyond fiction
Nero beat the Buddha btw meaning Nero > Wukong >>>>>>>>>> WEAKtos
>>151904360Kratos >>> Buddha
>>151904259>You mean he surrendered and gave upNope, he objectively won the war. God stopped being a problem when Spawn was done with them. Don't know else what you'd call it.>Kratos beats himNot canonically. Spawn straight up won.>Kratos beat Odin who made the world tree and Zeus who ott it scales Ouranos.Both of these are less than shadows of emanations of the one true God that Spawn defeated.>They said the PRIMORDIAL SHOCKWAVES are that speed (lowballed). Helios’ light was infinite.Nope, they equated Helios to the Primordials and their shockwaves. Read more.
So do you all have fun just pretending to argue about the veracity of Kratos feats?Because I refuse to believe that people are trapped in a spin cycle of falling for the bait.It has to be willingly engaging... right?
>I'm going to thingESLtos...and if KEKtos is so infinitely strong, why did he let his fellow GAYreeks and worshippers get fucking enslaved and GAPED by the Ottoman BVLLS?does this just mean Ottoman BVLLS are infinitely multiversal++++++++++++++?
>>151904355Doom, easily. Guy stood up against Mephisto and he's higher than Vecna on the power scale.
>>151904371How upset would this make that gook youtuber who refused to cover Wukong vs Herc because of his religion
INFINITEMULTIVERSALPAAAAAAWWWWNNNNN9milliontimesuniversaltos...
>>151904379Aka, Spawn couldn’t beat him in a fight, and Kratos could. Kratos wins.Post Spawn beating god in a fight, oh wait you can’t LMAOOOOOOOOO weak wimpPost them equating Helios to the Primordials. OH WAIT YOU STILL CAN’T CAUSE YOU’RE A FRAUD OH NOOOOOOOOO
>>151904360jobs to Beavis and Butthead
>>151904355Recent blog that came out claimed Doom wonhttps://bangsbangingblogs.blogspot.com/2025/12/bangs-blogs-vecna-vs-doctor-doom_8.htmlOverall I think Vecna's arguments were better though, Doom's relied on shit that doesn't sound like it fits the character at all or makes for a thematically satisfying victory on DB
>>151904382Kratos broke them by being that stronger then their weak verses
post kratos actually beating GOD and not a paganSISSYoh wait, you cantlol
>>151903924The aliens are fighting kids who are summoning Mahoraga and now Rika.
>>151904355Vecna should probably fight another necromancer god like Mannimarco or Nagash
>>151904397He’d have a meltie and die on the spot, Kratos kills another weakling
>>151904355Doom pretty handily. Vecna is rather meh as far as D&D heavy hitters go
>>151904409Esltos, you need to wake up...
>>151904413Odin created the worldtree (infinite dimensions +)Kratos beat Odin.Cope!
A WREATH OF PINK SQUARES SURROUND MYSELFTHE NEXT FIGHT SO KINDLY REMINDS MEI'LL ALWAYS BE FAR BELOW SPAWN'S COSMOLOGY
>All this shit>still gets no-diffed by Sun Wukong, Popeye, Reverse Flash, Spawn, etc.
>>151904400>Spawn couldn’t beat him in a fight, and Kratos couldSpawn straight up beat Satan.>Post Spawn beating god in a fight,He beat Satan, who is equal to God.>Post them equating Helios to the Primordials. They straight up said Helios lighting up the underworld was "consistent" with the Primordial shockwaves which were only 2 quadrillion x FTL. Spawn is infinitely fast.
kratos has never fought the Abrahamic GOD because he'd diemeanwhile, Jack, from Supernatural, stole GOD's power, became the new GOD, and forced the old, immortal, powerless GOD to watch his creations for eternity aloneJack>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Kratos
Can't you just accept KINGtos solos composite fiction?
Post Kratos being put at infinite multiversal or higher in Death Battle
>>151902358Except Sportacus' overall durability is weak compared to Yujiro's.
>>151904360Sex with Nero. That is all.
>All these jobbersKWAB!
S-S-S-SPAWNCUUCKS??? AAAIIIEEEEEEE GOD WHO WE CAN’T BEAT PLEASE DEFEND US FROM THIS BOUNDLESS BEAST
>>151904431>infinite dimensions>all contained in a landmass the size of Scandinavia>and he has no control outside of scandinavia>since all the other regions also have gods>including gods who are the 'creator' gods akin to Odin or Zeushow can there be infinite Odin and Zeus level gods?retarded esltos...
Can you have better then even offs of defeating this furry in a boxing match?
>>151904355The only problem I have with this matchup is, will anyone actually fucking know who Vecna is? Normies are just going to click onto it thinking "why is Doom fighting the guy from Stranger Things".
>>151904441>trying to sneak Reverse Flash the canon cuckold into thereKratos is legit faster than that weakling too.
>>151904255What is Agent 47 even supposed to do? Golgo 13 stomps hard.
>Warrior-Z meltdown
>>151904469>>151903748
>>151904469>arguing that Kratos is above the god damn speed force nowNOW you're just pushing it
>>151904444CHECKED AND TRUEAROO!
>>151904419>NagashVecna loses to wind of death incarnate Nagash and gets btfo by Age of Sigmar Nagash (AoS is fucking shit though so who cares).Mannimarco... I don't know really you know how schizophrenic TES lore is and all I know is Mannimarco became God of undeath and his avatar is the fucking moon.
>>151904443I said GOD, you cowardly cuckGod btfoed him, pussy.Considtent doesn’t mean equal to, holy fuck you’re actually an ESL. They say they CAN’T EVEN QUANTIFY IT, so it allows for the finite Primordials feat.Keatos gapes WEAKpawn.
>>151904481>OWWW MY HEAD!
Bring me SpringCRAP. AKA William ASSton.
>>151904467I think he's known enough, he's been shilled hard recently by D&D to be basically the ultimate villain because of Critical Role + Stranger Things, and he's also been featured prominently in crossovers. The fact that he has name recognition from Stranger Things helps.
>>151904444Post Supermatural God creating Infinity Dimensions.Oh wait you can’t LMAOOOOO Kratos soloes your verse
>>151904467I mean he's technically in Dead By Daylight and that's... not normie, but it isn't so impenetrable to the casual audience.
Kektos? Weak 9 million x universal sissy.Spawn? INFINITE MULTIVERSAL BEAST.
>keatos
>KeatosLOL, the more upset he gets, the more esl he becomes>>151904501I can though, since they literally travel to another universe that has it's own archangels and everything, which GOD from Supernatural created.KEK
>god of melty
Keatos RAPES and GAPES Kratos and his weak sub-infinite verse.
KEATOOOOOOSSSSSSSS!
>>151904487Kratos had enough of you, little cuck.
>>151904526TRUE
>>151904467I feel like if you think Vecna is too obscure then literally nothing from DND could get on outside of a BG3 character
>>151904526No lies detected!
>>151904529>SuperCHAD can stop the Flash>this means sissyTOS canWhy is ESLtos trying to piggyback off of Superman's feats now?
>>151904514>he thinks 2 universes is infinite spatial dimensionsTHAT is how RETARDED kratos haters and supernatural consoomers are, ladies and gentlemen
KEANNNNNNGGGGGGTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOSSSSSS
>151904188>151904460>fake scans
please tell me this is all just mutual roleplaying and you guys aren't falling for this obvious parody of wanking that isn't taking itself seriously?
>>151904546>>151904487Flash canonically said that Kratos is stronger than the entire speedforce
>>151904548>2He's been doing it forever.He's destroyed or abandoned all of the other ones.They've only traveled to two though.What, are statements suddenly not good enough for kratosSISSIES?
>KratosPut at 9 million x universal>SpawnPut at infinite multiversal>Kratos vs SpawnNot discussed or mentioned in "DBs we got wrong"Yep, yep. Spawn GAPES and RAPES Kratos and his verse.
>Chews up leviathan and turns it into bullets to spit back at Kratos
>>151904540Critical Role is probably the better pick
>>151904493>I said GOD, you cowardly cuckGod is equivalent to Satan, Spawn BTFO Satan. Not sure what more you need here.>God btfoed himSee above. >Considtent doesn’t mean equal to, holy fuck you’re actually an ESLWhat does "considtent" mean? And yes it does. The Helios light is 'unchanged' from the Primordial speed. The Helios light is 'unvarying' from the Primordial speed.>Keatos gapes WEAKpawn.Who is Keatos? I dunno about that since he hasn't had a DB. But Spawn has canonically beaten Kratos.
>>151904540You think the zoomers who make up most of DB's audience nowadays know who Drizzt is?
…..
>>151904580682 adapts and rapes Popeye the Trans Wo-Man
>>151904559Kratosfans really are that delusional. Don't forget they actually tried to get the devs themselves to back their headcanons.
>>151904389https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DkPGJAtS4-gReminder a character from Total Drama could do this casually with just her fist. KEKtos is that weak.5:30 is where she does it.>B-But the Baldur fightKektos needed to be enraged to do that.
>>151904566Universes aren’t spatial dimensions.You slready lost the argument cause you’re too dumb to even understand it. Kratos sweeps your verse and fucks all your women while cucky Jack watches
>>151904471Eh, I think it could be close, Golgo has the edge in sniping and in a quickdraw, but I picture 47 to be tankier due to being a lab made freak and his stealth and traps would probably be easy to trip up on. At the very least it'd be an actual fitting match.
>>151904596They aren't spatial dimensions.They are full on, separate universes.You are coping hard mister esl-kun.
>>151904586Spawn lost to God, so clearly not.They literally say “we can’t possibly caculate this in numbers, but it allows for this lesser feat from the primordials”They don’t say unchanged or unvarying either, lying pathetic cuck. Kratos wins. You lost.
>>151904594oh shit you actually do believe the bait here is genuine, Jesus
SHUT UUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPP!
>>151904593>wallops 682 and turns it into Australian beef jerky
>>151904559Is it really poisoning the well when it was filled with sewage?
ROCKtos…
>>151904614Universes are BELOW spatial dimensions, you fucking BRAINLETHoly FUAEK supernatural is weak
Post Kratos being put at Infinite Multiversal+ by Death Battle
>>151904563>Flash canonically said that Kratos is stronger than the entire speedforcewhere
>>151904623>i-it's bait, we aren't actually obsessed with a canon cuckold, it's all a jokeShut it, ESL.
https://supernatural.fandom.com/wiki/The_MultiverseUH-OH keatos sisters! what do we do? GOD from Supernatural has created dozens of universes and wiped them all out! Wtf!?!?
Reminder that Kratos is CANONICALLY >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>All Flashes and the Speedforce
YupyupYUP. I remain undefeated in the halls of /dbg/
>FUAEK
>>151904636Here: >>151904647 Cuck
>>151904637but you are obsessed which is why you're constantly falling for it all the time
>>151904629>Kratos killing puppiesBy the gods, he really could kill those SCP puppies...
Can you fucking retarded niggers shut the fuck up?
>>151904644>dozens of universes>ONLY dozens>not even 1 higher spatial dimension or 1 infinity
>>151904621>Spawn lost to God, so clearly notNo. At worst, Spawn stalemated God. At mid interpretation, Spawn defeated God with trickery. At high end interpretation, Spawn defeated Satan who is equal to God.>They literally say “we can’t possibly caculate this in numbersThey merely said it was kind of difficult to quantify. Not impossible. Which is why they then used the Primordial shockwaves as Helios should be comparable.>They don’t say unchanged or unvarying either, That's literally what consistent means.>Kratos wins. You lostI don't understand as Spawn has already canonically defeated Kratos on this show.
>>151904662nigger SISSYtos can die to falling or drownhe is not beyond 3D lmao
>>151904350>Kratos scholars Are lolcows only retards takes them seriously.
>>151904660teaching a fish not to fall for bait is difficult
>>151904629>SCP-1459-1 are juvenile domestic dogs (Canis lupus familiaris), the breed and gender of which varies. SCP-1459 typically selects a breed that individual players holds the most affection toward.>>Player: Dr. Lindquist>Statement: "Matricide.">Result: Despite being a juvenile, SCP-1459-1 displayed behavior consistent with a mature canine going into labor. Half an hour later, three (3) unidentified creatures resembling crustaceans emerged from SCP-1459-1's vagina and proceeded to pull apart and consume the SCP-1459-1 instance.>Statement: "Drowning in puppies.">Result: Additional SCP-1459-1 were produced until the entire chamber was filled to capacity. The remaining space was filled with water.>Statement: "Please, no kill dog.">Result: SCP-1459-1 was given a pillow, a treat, and a pat on the head by a gloved mechanism. 15 minutes later, it was retrieved by SCP-1459's claw. Immediately afterward, SCP-1459 produced a juvenile domestic feline (Felis catus) and exterminated it with a single blow to the head with a sledgehammer.>Statement: "Mercy">Result: Two instances of SCP-1459-1 manifested in the chamber. The hatch of SCP-1459 opened, and its mechanical arms, equipped with multiple surgical instruments, descended. The arms began simultaneous operations on both instances, conjoining their body parts while administering prolonged physical torment. Life support was maintained throughout to prevent expiration. After performing approximately 181 unidentified surgical procedures, the mechanical arms grasped both SCP-1459-1 instances by their heads, lifted them up to the viewing glass, and forcibly tore their conjoined bodies apart. The blood was then squeezed out from their remains. SCP-1459 dispensed a note reading "Sorry, all out of mercy."Kratos? CAN do this.
>>151904595KWAB!
>>151904670>only stalemate>can’t beat him in a fight like a manThat’s why Spawn is a canon weak cuckKratos beats God in a fight.They said they couldn’t quantify it so they accepted the lesser feat which it allows.If they said it was equal then that means they quantified it, which they didn’t. It’s infinite speed, nevause it crissed the infinitely sized underworld.You lost and now you’re coping like a BITCH LMAOOOOOO
why are non-white esl's so obsessed with Kratos anyways?
>>1519046472v1 and the Flash still tanked all this "strength"
MAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNTTTTOOOOOOOOOSSSSSS
>Warrior-Z is actually here
>>151904676>to falling or drown>SAAAR I AM INDIAN SAAAARKratos can destroy the infinity dimensional worldtree, which carries infinity universes, and defeated Odin who created infinity universesKratos fucks all your verse’s women and there’s nothing your weak pussy self-insert can do to stop this BOUNDLESS BEAST
>>151904647>>151904652>Flash tanks it>says strength force not speed force, and doesn't even say it's the full strength force
>STOP MAKING FUN OF ME, I CAN DESTROY A MOUNTAIN WHEN I’M NOT RUSTY! JUST WAIT UNTIL NEXT GAME, YOU HEAR ME?!?!>MY SHEER PRESENCE CAN AFFECT ALL THE NINE REALMS AND THE GREEK WORLD (COUNTRIES AT BEST)!>THE YGGDRASIL TRANSCENDS SPACE AND TIME (PLEASE IGNORE FREYA STATING IT IS BOUNDED TO MY PLANET)!>DO NOT TRUST THE WORDS OF CORY BARLOG OR THAT MEXICAN JANITOR WHOSE NAME SHALL NOT BE MENTIONED! I AM BOUNDLEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!>KIIIIIIINNNNGGGGGTTTTOOOOOSSSSS ALWAYS WINS! SPAWN, SHARTKONG AND CHUDSURA ALWAYS LOSES!!!
>>151904692esl and non-whites are easily mindbroken which is why both sides are obsessed with him
>>151904695>“tanked”>got flattened in one punch>stronger than the entire strength forceOH NONONONONO FLASHBROS RUN AWAY FROM KINGTOS BEFORE HE ONEPUNCHES US!!!
>>151904691>>only stalemateNope. That's only with the low end interp. DB takes characters at their strongest so Spawn has defeated God. Kratos only scales to weak Norse and Greek lowercase g gods.>They said they couldn’t quantify it Nope. Read it again. "Kind of hard to quantify". Not could not quantify. Kind of hard to. It's just 2 quadrillion FTL.>If they said it was equalThey said it right there that it was equal. Please read.>You lost Spawn has never lost on Canon Battle. It's been mathematically proven to be an ontological fact.
As a neutral third party, Kratod is winning.
>>151904704>AHHHHHHHH I'M SO ANGRY! >I WILL BUST THIS WALL!*hits it*>OOOOOOWWWWWWWIIIIIIIE WOWWWWWIIIIIIEEEEE MY HAND!
Statement: "Massive anime ti-" (Note: Guards tased Lupasu before he could finish speaking.)>Result: One instance of SCP-1459-1 is produced. One large Kratos sits on top of a large mountain with a large rock on top. The rock falls and crushes the instance.Statement: "Puppy centipede."Result: One Shiba Inu instance of SCP-1459-1 and two Cocker Spaniel instances of SCP-1459-1 were produced. Kratos then proceeded to [DATA EXPUNGED]. The middle instance was then terminated via the default bludgeoning method.Note: Two cookies were produced, resembling chocolate chip cookies, but with corn instead of chocolate chips.Statement: "Digested."Result: A large instance of Kratos was dispensed. He proceeded to pick up the original SCP-1459-1 and swallow it. After about 30 minutes Kratos excreted waste, which had bone fragments lining the surface. The second SCP-1459-1 was terminated by Kratos via the default bludgeoning method.Note: Cookie was double chocolate flavored.
>>151904698has he ever actually shown up before or is it mainly just an anon copying his writing style which is probably even worse since it means we have actually Shartyfags here to learn his style
>>151904703Nigger he’s been layed out flat in the family guy death pose from one punch. The strength force is equal and opposite to the speed force too, and Trickster’s strength gaped him as well.
>Kratod
>>151904715>flattened in one punch>literally looks unbothered by the punch and just says 'wow, I haven't been hit that hard in a while.'kek
>>151904704>>151904724Kratos broke you
>>151904721>KratodI don't know who this Kratod is, but it sounds like he, and Keatos, RAPE and GAPE Kratos and his weak verse
>>151904740he didn't break me, and he didn't break that wall eitherand he couldn't even break a tree in one swing...
>>151904740we already know this
KIIIIIINNNNGGGGGTTTOOOOSSS!SHARTY WON!
>>151904726What a HERO!
>>151904720Post him beating god in a fight like a man then.OH WAIT YOU CAN’T LMAOOOOOOKratos beat the creator of infinity universes in a fight.They were unable to quantify it. The speed feat was it crossing the underworld, which is INFINITE in size.They didn’t say it was equal, pathetic liar. This is why you are a cuckold just like Spawn. They said they couldn’t quantify it.Spawn loses and Kratos fucks his wife again.
Kratod and Keatos RAPE and GAPE Kratos and his sub-infinite verse.
>>151904743H-HE'S FAST
I fucking love this thread.
>>151904647DC Kratos destroys Game Kratos whole verse thoughbeit.
KRRRRRRAAAAAATOOOOODDDDKEEEAAAAATTTTOOOOSSSSSSSkratos...
>>151904737>“unbothered”Boy that is some strong cope you’re smoking. He makes a bitchface while this rando punches his lights out and lays him out flat in rubble.
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
>>151904765Why is there no version of this with Doomslayer
>>151904765FUARK KRATOS AND ASURA CAN BOTH BEAT BUDDHA???????
>>151904765I did want to make a light critique of Yu-Gi-Oh, but I suppose I'll try again another day.
Why didn't Death Battle mention Kratos vs Spawn on their wrong episodes podcast if Kratos beats him?
Reminder Keatos RAPES and GAPES Sonic and his entire verse
>>151904768Flash isn’t even infinite speed.>butSuperman casually punches reverse flash while holding back. Batman did this too.
>>151904754>Post him beating god in a fightSpawn beat Satan, Satan is equal to God. Spawn beat God. This is all canon.>Kratos beat the creator of infinity universesNope. He scales to Freyr who performed a basic 900 million universal feat. This is also canon.>They were unable to quantify itAgain. Canon Battle is never wrong and can quantify anything. They quantified Kratos's speed as finite.>They didn’t say it was equalIt's what consistent means.>Spawn losesCan you please post Spawn losing to Kratos? I can post Kratos losing to Spawn.
Kratod? BOUNDLESS. BEAST.Keatos? BOUNDLESS. BEAST.Kratos? Sub-Wall Level Sissy.
Kratod and Keatos are Kratos's long lost brothers. Except they're actually cool and do badass stuff, while they make fun of S-O-Ytos and his teachings.
>>151904776>h-he punched his lights out!Does this look like Flash is making a bitch face and is KO'd?lmao
Finn the Human will be the hero of 2026, just like how Kratos is the hero of 2025.
>>151904797>Spawn beat GodHeadcanon lying cope you can’t post, cause you’re a cuckKratos beat Odin. Odin created infinity universes. Kratos wins.Death Battle themselves said they can’t quantify it.One feat being consistent with another feat it allows for it and verifies it, it doesn’t mean it is the same as it, ESL
>>151904805>Kratod and Keatos destroyed infinite multiverses while their weak wall-level fodder brother Kratos takes all the creditFUARK this explains so much...
>>151904793and game kratos gets speedblitzed by bears
>>151902056Reminder you're a troon and need to kill yourself.
>>151904810And on the rest of this page, does this look like a tough guy or a weak little BITCH negging for Daddy Batman to save him?LMAOOOOOOOOO
>>151904824That bear was Atreus, who has all of his Spartan powers
>>151904832>gets hit once>literally unbothered and reminiscing about the last time he got punched kind of hard by the end of itKEK
When Kratos says "We must be better men", he's referring to Keatos and Kratod, who are quite literally better than him, by orders of infinity
KEEEEAAAAATOOOOOOSSSSS!
>>151904840and game kratos can't chop a tree in one swing, and game kratos needs dog sleds to get aroundand >>151903748
>>151904847>literally makes a bitchface and sprawled out flat like a pussy with his eyes closed while the bad guys chatOh no Flashbros this is our “hero”? Let’s just hope Batman isn’t around to beat him up again…
Now Keatos and Kratod? Those are some truly BOUNDLESS BEASTS.Kratos? Pah, that guy can't even break a mountain without 'warming up' and gets beaten by a crackhead Baldur for some drug money.
>>151904860That tree was enchanted by Freya so even Odin + Zeus couldn’t break it.But Kratos could. Literally a fucking omnipotence+ feat
>>151904820>Headcanon lying copeEverything I'm saying has been proven directly true by BEAST BATTLE. >Odin created infinity universesDB calculated the exact size of Yggdrasil. It's a large 4D structure, but I'm sorry, it's not infinite.>Death Battle themselves said they can’t quantify it"Hard to quantify" =/= "impossible to quantify".>One feat being consistent with another featMeans it's a similar feat. They aren't going to say 'consistent with a 2x quadrillion FTL feat' and then say the feat is infinite. Kratos is not infinite. Spawn is.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARq_2duhIGUYou cannot argue against this video.
Holy FUARK! One mere clash from KEATOS and KRATOD casually (and visually) destroyed an INFINITE amount of INFINITE dimensional INFINITE MULTIVERSES and also the hypoversal GoW cosmology!
Reminder Wally West ran away like a scared little pussy from DEATHSTROKE lmaoooooooo
If Kratos is omnipotent then why doesn't he just win all DBs?
>>151904869>making shit up while also ignoring the rest of the post of weak kratoskek
>Kratos has to live forever in Keatos and Kratod's shadowsNo wonder he's forced to try and steal feats from others.No wonder he's forced to rely on statements.No wonder Spidey GAPES him.No wonder we'll never see him actually have a planet destroying feat.Poor little fella...
I tried to go through the archive to find my old post and holy shit you guys actually are mindbroken by this pasty guy
I respect Keatos and Kratod, and admire their BOUNDLESS strength and power.
KRAAAATOOOOODDDDDD!
>>151904880Then post Spawn beating god or death battle saying he beat God.Oh wait you can’t, cause you’re lying. Uh oh.Post DB saying yggdrasil is only 4D. Oh wait you can’t, and Cory Barlog himself said it is infinite D. Uh oh.No? It means the feat makes sense in the context of another feat.If Helios’ light crossed an infinite space, then the Primordials creating a finite soace is consistent with it.Cope and Seethe and post your non existent lying claims, cucky spawnbro
KEATOS and KRATOD, boundless beasts who are respected and have befriended fellow BOUNDLESS BEASTS like the Monkey King, Buddha, GOD, and othersKratos, a weakling sissy who relies on statements and steals other people's feats.
>>151904650Why does freiza know japanese/english?No I'm serious. Why the duck does he speak the same la WHY DO THE SAIYANS? WHY ARE NAMEKIANS THE ONLY SPACE RACE TO SPEAK A UNIQUE LANGUAGE
>>151904869>That tree was enchanted by Freya so even Odin + Zeus couldn’t break it.>But Kratos could. Literally a fucking omnipotence+ feat>>151904724
>>151904890It’s literally the plot of the game, brainlet. Odin and Thor could not enter those woods until Kratos destroyed the tree by request of Freya’s will. Then in Ragnarok they finally could make it past because of this.
>>151904886He does.
>>151904858>>151904907TRULY BOUNDLESS MONSTERS!
>>151904858>>151904907Boundlesss BEASTS!
How about instead of "Death Battle" it's "Sex Battle" and instead of "power scaling" you sex scale and get some fucking bitches instead of being an incel loser.
I literally scale to my bull and my wife's statements about him, but okay.
>>151904894>posting your weak cuckold self-insert and your pathetic photoshop fake statementLmaooooo spidercucks not even once
>>151904911>Then post Spawn beating god or death battle saying he beat God.Death Battle said he beat Satan, who is equal to God. So Death Battle is saying Spawn beat God.>Post DB saying yggdrasil is only 4D.Transcending spacetime is just 4D. Cory Barlog's words are irrelevant compared to Scholar Battle.>It means the feat makes sense in the contextThat's not what consistent means at all. They didn't say Helios was superior to the Primordials, they said he was 'unvarying' from them. Very careful word choice there. Helios is just 2x quadrillion FTL.>post your non existent lying claimsI just posted Spawn RAPING and GAPING Kratos with zero difficulty on the most canonical source we have available.
Kratos won.
>>151904858>>151904907HEROES!
Who will animate Light vs Columbo now that devilfartemis quit?
>>151904944ARGGHAHGAHGAGHAHG! STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE'S SOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNN!
>>151901201Nah he's just too chicken to tell power scalers to neck themselves like any author should when approached with this crap
Who is warrior z?
>>151904932…n’t.
>>151904901looking at the archives makes me sad, we used to actually be good instead of /dbs/ + sharty + /r/Cuckoldbut some things stay the same I guess
>>151904958If Satan is equal to God Why did he lose and get cast down?
>>151904958>can’t post him beating GodSo you can’t? So you’re a fraud? KEK But we already knew thatNo it’s not. If spacetime in GOW is INFINITE D then transcending that specetime is INFINITE +++>more ESL babble from youThey said they can’t even quantify it as it is infinite, but a ludicrous finite feat is consistent with Kratos’ infinite speed.You lost, Kratos beats up your wimp self insert and cuckolds him too by fucking his wife on his bed, as she canonically loves to do
>>151904983shartyfag, /dbg/ got mindbroken hard this year that a few anons became obsessed with him for reasons unknown
>>151905002This is Warrior Z (W).
>>151905007>>151905007
Sharty won.
>>151904976You have to meme about him saying this shit but Peter Porker is a tually canonically a manchild cuckold who actually canonically would say that“My Wife's Boyfriend is making CHICKEN KORMA tonight??? WOWWEE ZOWEEE i'm such a happy Spidercuck!!! Just wait till the bros on my online circlejerk forum hear about it while i'm enjoying this tasty treat, maybe i'll even get a free noncanon fanart of my peterself while Maryself is getting railed in the cooch by Paulself. Yabba Dabba Doo!”
>>151904997>So you can’tI just did. Death Battle said it.>But we already knew thatYes, we already know Spawn won.>No it’s not. If spacetime in GOW is INFINITE DNo mention of this is ever brought up in the episode. The best you get is 900 million universes.>They said they can’t even quantify it as it is infiniteThe exact quote: "Boomstick: So, kind of hard to quantify, but that's consistent with the shockwaves the Primordials caused that spawned the universe."Kind of hard to quantify.Not impossible. No "can't". No "couldn't". Just hard. And they did. It's 2 trillion FTL.>Kratos beats up your wimp self insertSpawn has never lost.
I just wanna ask (you) what's a hero vs villain matchup you'd like to see?
>>151905039Madoka the savior of the universe vs Son Gokou the retard who nearly doomed the multiverse
>>151904922>It’s literally the plot of the game, brainlet. Odin and Thor could not enter those woods until Kratos destroyed the tree by request of Freya’s will. Then in Ragnarok they finally could make it past because of this.It was hax against those 2, these were just normal trees to Kratos. Stop making up shit.
>>151903739They did that to make it seem fair for Simon or to atleast wow people with numbers. They blackbox multiple times that DC has infinite dimensional bullshit.
>>151904781TRVTH NVKE
>>151904594I've only read Warrior Z's sharty article and just realizing he was all over the the Kratosfag community. How unwell do you gotta be to be this dedicated to fanfiction?
>>151904832Post yourself taking a punch or you're a sissy BITCH.
>>151905017...'t ever be relevant except to mindbroken troons.