Which mom has the bigger breasts?
>>151901541Usually? FrancineIn that pic? MargeCome to think of it, in a realistic scenario her tits must've looked awful after that episode
>>151901541Well I feel like Francine and Linda are meant to have big boobs so it's really only a tossup between them.
>>151901725Linda is easily the smallest of the 4. Despite your feelings there's these things called eyes that can see them. If you tell my it goes by art style than they style failed to draw big tits.
>>151901808You shouldn't trust your lying eyes anon, Linda is explicitly mentioned of having big boobs with DD cup size.
>>151901857They're average. Most women in BB have the same size as her.
>>151901908>BB"double b" isn't a bra size anon...
>>151901984Good sir, oh Good sir.Re-read that sentence again.I dont beleive he meant Bra Size.>>151901541On average, I'd go with Francine.
>>151901541Better question is who's are the saggiest?
>>151901908>they're average But they're explicitly not, we have characters point blank saying Linda has big boobies.
>>151902118Linda
>>151901984please be serious
>>151902118>>151902162Fairly predictable response but here's my counterargument on why you're wrong: linda doesn't wear a bra most of the time and never been accused of being saggy.
>>151901541Does anyone got the offical heights? That could help out a lot.
>>151901541Lois < Marge < Linda < FrancineHowever, Linda has the largest areolae.
>>151902237Wow what the fuck? Lous bigger than Framcine? You have this all backwards sir.
>>151902246Anon, do you know how "greater-than, lesser-than" signs work? We learned this in elementary school. When anon uses "<", it means the subject on the right side of the sign is greater in quantity than the subject on the left of the sign. If the anon had used the ">" sign, your argument would have been valid. You have, however, exposed your own retardation in an attempt to seem smart.
You're all wrong.>Francine is the biggest, Linda comes up second, Marge is third but is tied with Lois.>Lois and Marge are C Cups.
>>151901857Ok anon don’t belive your eyes, so when I cut a pizza and give you 10 percent of the pie and I take a slice that's 30 percent of the pie we totally have the same slice size. It's cool because I told you, that the slice I cut you is actually bigger, I mean why be live your eyes right it's cool I told you no worries.
I can't really tell, but linda definitely doesn't wear a bra
>>151901541Francine. And I would grope them so much.>>151902237What about their pussies?
>>151903214>Linda doesn't wear a braLinda does wear a bra, there been more than a couple of times where we've seen her bra.
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>>151903479This >>151902189 anon said most of the time
Which one is the kinkiest?
>>151903472Lois, there is joke that Chris born unnaturally big, FG lore is never stay canon for only a episode so take this with a grain of salt.
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>>151903606How about the other three?
>>151902189Don't seem saggy to me.
>>151903072I wouldn't trust you to eyeball that.
How tight are their pussies?
>>151903617Peter hitting that like
god I wanna rape Marge
>>151902118Donna. It's basically part of her character. She wears pads to make them look bigger than they seem and also
>>151903848This but Linda.
francine is the biggest and freakiest
>>151903479>>151903489>am I in Heaven?>nah can't be, I'm wearing a bra.>There's no way they make you wear a bra in heaven.
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>>151904229I bet she likes piss.
>>151901541Peterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7Slo19-WTE
>>151904240>Sure stan I've been peed on and have peed on other but it's Roger who's the true piddle princess.>it's true Stan, I wrote several Doctorate level papers on the parallelisms between coffee and asparagus with scent and color. >I guess you could even say I have Pee-H.D in pissplay...though I wish you wouldn't, puns are gross and turn me off.
>>151903695Linda does pre-natal yoga which is basically kegels.
>>151904362And the other three?
>>151904346How about Francine pissing herself?
>>151904417Marge would the second tightest as like Linda she does a lot of core and cardio excercises while general anxiety keeps her whole body tense which is like an importu kegels.
>>151901541In the most perfect world, they're all varying degrees of HUGE. the real question is which one has the fattest ass?
>>151904491And how about Lois and Francine?
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>>151904502She's not my favorite but I'd have to go with Linda
>>151904604I mean who's tighter? Francine or Lois?
>>151901541All of them except Lois have their charm.
>>151904535Gosh that's a puzzler because they're definitely not anywhere close as tight as Marge and Linda...I think Lois would be snug and it's pure Pewterschmidt good genetics to make it feel fitted to you while Francine is cozy and elastic so it squeezes hard but also stretches easy.
>>151904736I'd definitely take Francine then.
>>151904736>>151904639I'm actually gonna give to Lois here but I'm also switching Linda and Marge around so unoffical rankings are:>TightestMarge>TightLinda>SnugLois>CozyFrancineI feel confident about these.
>>151904774Yeah I'd definitely fuck either Francine or Linda.
>>151904806>Francine or LindaInteresting...
>>151904831Interesting why?
>>151904852Well I will just note that with Linda, from what we seen so far between her and Bob, there's a danger of being stuck in foreplay in that Linda seems to love it.It's also interesting because you chose the most faithful wives too with Linda having the highest difficult of being able of convincing her to cheat on Bob.
>>151904902Thing is I find Marge too uptight to be really sexually adventurous and Lois annoys the hell out of me.
>>151904930Ironically I think Marge is a fucking wildcat in the sack but really only for Homer.
>>151904999Which is why I prefer Linda and Francine.
>>151904999bart*
>>151905102You think Bart would be a wildcat in the sack but only with Homer?Well explains the choking at least.
