Maka solos the slasherverse
Keatos.Kratod.That is all.
>wins the last thread
Who gives a shit about random anime girl from a dead franchise? Wait don't answer that I don't care.
>>151905028then why did you fucking ask, then
>>151905030That's what your mom said last night
“My Wife's Boyfriend is making CHICKEN KORMA tonight??? WOWWEE ZOWEEE i'm such a happy Petercuck!!! Just wait till the bros on my online circlejerk forum hear about it while i'm enjoying this tasty treat, maybe i'll even get a free noncanon fanart of my peterself while Maryself is getting railed in the cooch by Paulself. Yabba Dabba Doo!”
shit a listroon thread
>>151905025more like TEACHES last thread.
>>151905007Finn the Human?Multi-versal HeroHero of 2026
Oh boy a ListQUEEN thread!
I just want to point out that canonically Kratos can't die.Death literally cannot claim him because he's too angry and making people better men.
>>151905056>Finn the Human?A BETTER man.
Do you feel like a Better Man yet?
post godly kino
>>151905007TotalListroonDeath
>>151905079>green goku vs melamineWow
>>151905071>At best, giant level durability Gum Princess>Country Level vampire QueenYup. Yup. Finn outscales them both
>lost last thread
>>151905071Finn the Cuckman...
>>151905099... Solos my verse...FUARK
>>151905110Is Finn a stronger cuck than Kratos?
>>151905110>admits his hero is a cuckoldKWAB!
>>151905114Well yes actually.
>>151905084>>151905059>>151905046Do you really think every powerscaling faggot that posts shitposts is listroon
>>151905114Yes, Finn got cucked by two lesbians. Not only does that make him a BETTER MAN, it also Cuckscales him higher than Kratos.
>>151905071These 2 women kneel and cry to finn by the end of the newest series. While Finn got a wife of his own.
>>151905114>>151905117Finn only had ONE instance of being a cuck (Wanting to see Flame Princess and Ice King fight, and he was into his GF at the time beating up Ice King). HOWEVER, that was because he was manipulated by a cosmic deity, which later on he scales to cosmic beings.Finn still solos
>>151905141No they don’t, they kneel and start hugging and kissing eachother while finn the cuck watches. Also Hw isn’t his wife, and they’ve been in an open relationship for 12+ years after Finn helped her reconnect with her ex boyfriend.
>>151905079
>>151905141Finn's MULTIVERSAL presence also makes PB give up her crown in shame too.
>>151905156>No they don’t, they kneel and start hugging and kissing eachother while finn the cuck watches. Also Hw isn’t his wife, and they’ve been in an open relationship for 12+ years after Finn helped her reconnect with her ex boyfriend.Your cuckold delusions aren't facts.Those 2 dumb bitches kneeled and cried over them being too dumb while Finn gets kissed by his faithful wife (who never was seen ever opening up to anyone else)
>>151905170>>151905149>>151905056Post Finn destroying a mountain
>>151904594I've only recently read Warrior Z's sharty article and just realized he was all over the the Kratosfag community. How unwell do you gotta be to be this dedicated to fanfiction?
KINGTOS? RETURNED EVEN FROM THE UNDERWORLD...
>>151905025>'s Gayest fraud award.
Bring me Finn the KEKman.
>>151905007>>151905059>>151905121Kill yourself listtroon.
>>151905222Denji is the shounen protag with the greatest hax rn. Guy can straight up change history.
Kratos memes ruined this general
>>151905072Canon
KINGtos memes SAVED this general.
>>151905281Kratosura ruined Death Battle in general
Now that we've pretty conclusively proven that Superman stands no chance against Kratos who should be his next opponent?
Why do people wank Armstrong in this fight? Valentine can practically flick him with his finger
>>151905281>>151905313No king rules forever, my son. In time, Kratos will fade
>>151905342only if the bait stops being taken which is impossible thanks to the low-IQ of this place
Can we get a magical girl fight
Would Kratos losing his next DB save this general
>>151905222>Fight Denji loses
>>151905329Composite Fiction
>>151905363Only if it was against an even bigger fraud who gets wanked to unreasonable degrees.
Huntress Wizard HEEMS Asa and her verse btw
>>151905363no
>>151905375Post her feats.Note: vacationing to Fionnaworld and crying about her feelings being trans is not a feat
>>151905363It'll 100% be against Dante and it'll cause even more debate than Kratosura, both having an even win/loss record. But this'll be in like 5 years probably.
>>151905370We weren't talking about Denji vs KINGtos, albeit.
>>151905342Kratos can canonically never die. He is the king forever
>>151905371Where's Goten?
>>151905397Up your butt and around the corner
>>151905384>Using her multi-versal GREEN magic to cure her husband>Killing a COSMIC Deity
>>151905386Why would it be against KWABte? The crew seems to want Doomslayer
>>151905403Not her husband. Curing poison isn’t a feat. Cosmic Owl also is featless.
Naruto? Tanked a moon splitting attack and then ONE PUNCHED the alien who launched it.Kratos? Not even mountain level unless he's 'warmed up'.Toss WEAKtos into the ring with NARVBVLL and see what happens.
>>151905342Nah, damage has been done. They gave the most blantant fraud in DB history a win he clearly didn't deserve , then double down on it. There's no way to rectify that. They're just gonna have to live with people shitting on them for it .
Post Bane effortlessly beating a prehistoric caveman that can kill a T-Rex
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Cinnamon_BunMY FAVORITE VERSE GETS SOLO'D BY A RETARDED CINNAMON BUN
>>151905397Having sex with his boyfriend Trunks.
>>151905412Well the crew is fucking retarded. Kratos needs to teach Dante how to be a better man.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/d_ANLapa2coHoly FUARK
>Goku vs Sonic and the shartnic/dbz posting>Freddy vs Pennywise and the sewer orgy>Danny vs Ichigo and the danny/bleachposting>682 vs Doomsday and the scptroon posting>Mordecai/Rigby vs Finn/Jake and the kekold posting>Omori vs Isaac/Room and the shotaposting>Geats vs Nero and the futaposting>Cloak and Dagger versus the Dandadan fags or Terrific/Fantastic for BBCpostingYou guys ready for next year?
>>151905361The most you'll get is Madoka vs Moon next year and whatever Homura matchup DB feels like doing after that.
>>151905401>>151905426>Homosexual fantasiesWarped. Faggots lost.
>>151905363Unlikely
>>151905438>Okarun getting cucked by Dean Winchester Constantine and other BVLL Ghost hunters
>>151905439Isn't Moondoka really hated on DBM
>>151905417I... I cant.
>>151905420Flame Princess’ pussy also got soloed by him
>>151905417JackGAWDS...I kneel...
https://www.reddit.com/r/CharacterRant/comments/10eclf7/stop_it_kratos_isnt/UMMMM KratosBROS? Can we refute this?!?
>>151905479As a Kratos Scholar i don’t go on reddit, thanks.
>>151905487So you're okay with Kratos being a sub-universal fraud?Good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmcbgZ_NOxQWonder if they could get this guy working on some fight anims for future episodes.
>>151905503No, Kratos is Boundless.If you want to argue you may do so man to man, not by hiding behind a redditor on reddit.
A centimeter tall Kratos armed with nothing ambushes you in your bathroom right before you take a showerHow do you beat him?
>Beats you to death
>>151905519Kronos proved it is impossible to beat this
>>151905515Explain Kratos being able to die to a fall then.>>151905519I'd flick the little guy with my finger and flush him into the sewers where he belongs.
>>151905512With how big of a fan Swan is of Fromsoft shit it's kind of incredible there seems to be no buzz for the other Fromsoft protags What are their matchups? How likely?
>>151905536Gow1 showed you it’s not possible, dumbass. He just instantly revived after falling, even as a demigod before he knew his divine powers
>>151905538Oh I just meant this guy has good 3D animation that works with lower poly models effectively. Like check the end of the vid with the Ivory King fight.
>>151905550too far of a fall bro... kratosSIRS...
KIIIIIIIINNNGGGTTTTOOOOOOOOOSSSS
Wanna be a god-slayer, realm callerTwenty-inch axe, not an ImpalaA god gets felled tonightBlades stay clean, control your spiteI walk the realms, end wars, then sigh, ayeBut there has got to be a better manA better man, better man… boy
Iron spike>>>>Kratos's axekratosbros...
>>151905461I don't know but I doubt that redditfags hating a matchup is going to stop Death Battle from doing it, knowing that they scrapped Goku vs Moon, put Madoka vs Moon in the ToC and excluded Moon from this year's ballot, it's clear that it's going to happen.
BVVVVVVVVLLLLLLLLLTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSS!!!
>>151905520>Beats off my dick to death
PUPPYABUSECRUSHZOOSADISMTOS!animalrespectersura...
Ogre's teeth>>>>Kratos's BOUNDLESS durabilityOgre's durability>>>>> ALL OF KRATOS'S might
>>151905414My HERO
>>151905587>blows capable of killing a bullWOAH... that's not even Spiderman level...
>>151905597Don’t lowball Ogres
Kratos is supereffective against Asuras, but weak to Ogres.
>>151905611Post spidercuck killing a BVLL. You can’t.
>>151905447>FantasiesRealities
>>151905615Post the boundless troll. NOW!
Keep hating on me and taking LLLLLLLLz
reminder that the realms in GoW are not infinite sized eitherthe Persians invades Greece by boat, and have their own gods
>killing a BVLLNot the behavior of a better man.
>>151905597>OgreUh oh
>>151905538The big ones seem to be>Monster Hunter vs Bloodborne Hunter>Wolf vs Scorpion or Wolf vs William Adams (Wolf vs Scorpion is fucking ass but it was a poll thing)>Tarnished vs LinkTarnished is most likely, then Good Hunter and Wolf. Next year wouldn't be a bad time to do Tarnished vs Link since we now have Nightreign/Shadow of the Erdtree and TOTK, Echoes of Wisdom and Age of Imprisonment. Zelda hasn't been on in a while either. If Link loses though good lord they kind of fucking hate Zelda kek
>>151905643This makes the chronology more fucked, if the Persians already existed, then what time period is the GoW set in?
>>151905666Oh FUCK...
>>151905586Oh I'm aware. Hope DB also cucks DBM out of the fucking omori fight they all want, and they do blackbeard vs k rool since DBM hates that matchup too
>>151905688kek IDK, also don't forget a boat captains key from Greece washed up on the shores of Midgard, which means you can literally just travel to the other realms by BOAT
IF THERE'S A MONSTER IN MY WAY, I'LL-*it's an ogre*RUN AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
>>151905538Man, I don't want another CAC vs CAC match up, so like the only figures of note in the greater FromSoft catalog are Sekiro and a number of bosses like Malenia, Radahn, etc.Armored Core is cool in theory, but you literally design your mechs so it is another CAC unless you want to invoke the NPCs.So with that said:Wolf vs William AdamsRadahn vs Guilliman
I'm a RACIST, SEXIST, TRANSPHOBIC MONSTER. I'm also an OGRE btw.
Post your hero tanking even one of these scratches.
So what you're saying is if Asura had been an Ogre instead he'd have effortlessly soloed Kratos
>>151905688It is literally impossible to fit in real world history or even in mythic chronology.
>>151905361Unfortunately the average DB viewer has no knowledge of magical girls beyond Sailor Moon and maybe Madoka.
>>151905688>>151905708Okay, I did a quick reference point. Hercules completed his Twelve Labors before Kratos killed Ares. Assuming that the Trojan War happened before GoW 3, then it's somewhere after the collapse of the Bronze Age.
>MONSTERS that solo KratosOgres>MONSTERS that Kratos beats extremely high diffBearsGoblins>Monsters that Kratos beats low diffCerberus (Puppy)Asuras
>>151905769Luckily for Baki he has Ogre blood. Pretty convenient timing with the Yujiroposting.
>>151905746THAT’S IT! YOU NEED TO BE TAUGHT!!!
>>151905079kino
>>151905361>>151905812This creature would MOLEST all the other magical girls.
>>151905855K-KRATOS, LOOK OUT IT'S AN OGRE!
>>151905819That still doesn't make sense, Persia wasn't even a military power by the collapse of the Bronze Age.
Superbros i think its over...https://youtu.be/-qGGWwUwOY0?si=2nDB12-HHX87Y2x3
>Fan Battle KINO
>>151905705I can see all of those happening>room wank backfired so they'll look for an opponent omori can at the very least do something against>absolute best time to make a k rool fight + one piece is evergreen and people failed to shill actual alts for blackbeard>DB's favorite Sailor Moon matchup
STOP FUCKING JOBBING YOU BITCH!!!!
>>151848888Requesting Toilet Shota impregnating Ochako
>>151905918Didnt he reincarnated in the form of an anime girl?
>>151905927Honestly, the explanation for this episode was genuinely very good even ignoring the horrifically wanked Metal stats>Cell is much stronger than Metal's base forms and can just beat him then>Metal canonically fucking sucks at using copied abilities>Metal and pretty much any Shitnic character doesn't go to their strongest form off the batI'm not surprised Sonic fags got mad that a lot of the verdict was based on context and characterization that you would only understand if you'd actually ever played Sonic games which we know none of them actually do
>>151905936What alts even exist for Blackbeard anyways
>>151905900N-NO!
Cell is such an interesting character its a shame he got stuck in his own saga
>>151906006Have this DBM tier list
OGREsura
>>151906039>>151906006>ShigarakiBlackbeard negs>Demon King from 7DS(?)I'm pretty sure the Demon King negs>AizenBlackbeard has no counter to complete hypnosis, he gets negged.
>>151905927I HATE WEAKLING
>>151906001It’s very groan inducing seeing them get mad that Metal Sonic isn’t treated as a copy-power machine in the way they headcanon him.The only game he ever applied this in was Sonic Rivals, to copy one power at a time (temporarily, in short bursts, only when his meter is full). And they get angry that the series doesn’t treat him like All for One based off a small power they saw listed in a wiki without playing it
>>151906018>sleepFALSE! That man is DEAD!
ELEPHANTsura…
>>151906100Who else can pass the ELEPHANT test?
Hilariously, the arguments for Cell beating Metal Sonic are the same reasons DB had for Vegeta beating Shadow, except Cell has infinite regeneration and much more potent Zenkai boosts
>>151906123do elephant furries count?
>>151906100>>151906123Monsters...
ANON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>151906136The shitty human genes weaken the elephant BEAST.
>>151906082W-W-Whoa there... Uhhh hi Cell! Can you p-p-p-please not h-h-hurt me...?
>>151906123Easily done.
>>151906123This art is fucking hideous faggoty goyslop
Matchup for Sandalphon?
>>151906213>random buzzwords>unable to appreciate the GREATNESS and BEAUTY of true strengthpatheticunworthyunloved
>>151905746Shrek???
>>151906220Multiple penises from fat ugly bastards
>>151906238All he needs is one FAT UGLY BASTARD...
Do you think scp-049 vs professor pyg is a good matchup?
>>151906230>HideousIt's objectively ugly. First, the images are messy. There isn't good composition. What exactly is happening on that panel is unclear. Secondly, it takes the objectively beautiful human form and distorts it into a disgusting roided abomination.>FaggotyBaki is objectively a homosexual series. Filled with actual homosexual rape.>GoyslopSimilar to faggoty. It's mass produced garbage filled with disgusting Jewish levels of faggotry.Acquire acumen.
>>151906308Yujiro’s rape is not gay, casual. They explained it in the manga if you’d actually read it
What's with the Baki author and rape? Dude's a fucking weirdo.
>>151906308>wrong on literally all accountsacquire taste
THIS is dragoncucks hero?!PFFFTHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>151906325if it's man on man it's gay, it's only straight if you use tranny logic but using tranny logic automatically makes it gay
>>151906233Shrek solos KINGtos, btw.
>>151906308>What exactly is happening on that panel is unclear.Read the manga then>Baki is objectively a homosexual seriesAnd?>Jewish levels of faggotryI don't think jews would appreciate implications of Trump and Elon being raped by an Ogre
>Baki>mass produced garbageepic bait!
>>151906325Also I'm a transexual woman btw :3~! That felt important to mention.>>151906347And by "taste" I mean the taste of delicious cocks and cum in your cute mouth!
Baki is almost certainly the greatest fighting manga to ever be produced.
>>151906368I disagree about it being mass produced but it is garbage
>>151906391If you think it's garbage, I'd love to hear what your favorite manga or series happens to be.
>>151906409Why I'm a BerserkCHAD of course
>>151906389>Horrendous fucking paneling>Atrocious off-putting "art style">Literal homosexual content
>>151906425>horrendous panelingobjectively false>atrocious off-putting '''art-style'''objectively false>literal homosexual contentthat makes up less than 5% of the manga
>>151906353Nothing tranny about it, weirdo. Yujiro sees everyone else as a woman because he’s so much higher test than them>>151906422Berserk actually has gay rape, and its protagonist got blacked by a black man’s cock.
>>151906422Didn't Miura start writing some weird loli/fairy shit into that?
>Bakitrannies on their way to defend literal gay sex
>>151906458If you consider a child getting raped "blacked" then you are a pedophile
The angry shitposting about Yujiro raping men is funny because it implies Yujiro's actions must be "justified" in some way when he's never shown to be a morally just person and is portrayed as a fucking lunatic that takes fighting and competition to an insanely autistic degree. He outright encouraged Baki to kill Ali Jr. for fuck sake.
>>151906464Miura turned full lolicon after Idolm@ster but he realized he can't possibly put MORE loli into Berserk or it's just going to get ridiculous, so he finally decided to just make a new manga where he can go nuts and make loli characters that don't wear underwear and satisfy his urine fetish.
AYO WHERE GUTS AT? I NEEDS TO GET UP IN HIS GUTS AGAIN IF YOU KNO' WHUT I'M SAYIN!
God it's so funny Sonicfags are pushing Metal Sonic vs Cell solely so they can have Metal Sonic aurafarm and then get assblasted at the idea of Cell winning
>>151906475Says the guy reading manga about a black man fucking that child. Gayboy.
>>151906477That was to teach Jr. a lesson though, that he wasn't a true 'fighter'. Ali Jr. was willing to kill, but not willing to die.
If my HERO doesn't win... I'm gonna have a melty and post gay porn in the HALLS...
trannies wouldn't like Baki though, since the only use women have in Baki is making men stronger through love and sex?
>>151906477Except the author is a weirdo pro-japanese incel who writes Yujiro raping Jack's mom and also has it to where no Japanese character loses to a non-Japanese character. If you enjoy Baki and aren't Japanese you are the biggest cuck.
Berserk is for gay edgy transsexuals and pseudointellectual nihilists.Baki is so straight that even gay rape by a villain is retconned as actually straight, and only intellectual scholars can understand it fully.
>>151906519>no japanese character loses to a non-japanese characterbut that's false?Hanayama just lost to Jack, and Jack is canadian.Katsumi Orochi cant beat Retsu, and Retsu is(or was) a chinese man.
It's not gay when the girl you're fucking has a cute girlcock! Just move it out of the way and use that hole. I love sucking those cute girl socks.
>>151906543Jack is ethnically half-JapaneseWhere is Retsu now? Dead lol
>>151906519He thinks Japan did nothing wrong in World War II and despises basically any non-Asian country, with Yujiro acting as his godly self-insert that everyone admires no matter how horrible he is.
>>151906519My counter argument is this:It's funny
>>151906554>socksBerserkSAAAR
>>151906563But oliva beat the sumo in their rematch
>>151906486didn't they put Metal Sonic at universal? what is Cell supposed to do?
>>151906575That wasn't a mistake. I love smelly feet and smelly socks too! Yum yum yum!!!! I love licking inbetween all those girl toes and slurping down all of that toejam.
>>151906563Retsu is in isekai-land, defeating Ogres(who canonically GAPE kratos btw)also, like that anon mentioned, Oliva beat Sukune in their 2nd fightAli Jr beat Doppo and Shibukawa the first time they both fought.
>>151906570It's dumb and Baki cultists will always cope about it when pointed out>Rapes Jack's mom>Kills Baki's mom>Kills Baki's ape friendBut Baki respects his dad now because...because he just does okay!? It's fucking stupid because a main reason Baki wanted to get strong was purely to take revenge on Yujiro for killing his mom.
Also i think itagaki hates modern japanese culture
>>151906615No one defends it, though. You're making up scenarios in your head. I doubt you've even been in a baki thread on /a/.
>>151906582>>151906607Oh wait that makes sense. Those characters are black. I think Itagaki has a black fetish. Remember that scene where Yujiro was glazing Muhammed Ali? Also he may disrespect the U.S presidents, but he definitely disrespected Obama the least out of Bush and Trump.
>>151906585For Fan Battle? They said Metal Sonic was only universal with Super Neo and that all of his weaker forms were way too weak to survive for any length of time against Cell. And even if Metal went Super Neo Cell could just keep regenerating and wait it out since Metal is shit at actually using his powers
>>151906585Scale to Goku, and wherever they put Dragonball characters at now since GvS3
>>151906630You didnt see Ali jr humilliation then
>>151906615No one likes Baki because it's a good story. It literally only survives because the author puts the most batshit insane stuff to keep people's attention. So no one notices the lack of a good story or good characters.
Also I'm straight because I'm super high test or something. Im definitely not in denile.
>>151906630Biden also got away without being humiliated or intimidated by Yujiro. The author is just a liberal cuck. Very convenient the Democrat presidents get off better than the Republicans.
>>151906631>keep regeneratingdidn't Cell stop regenerating when a vastly stronger opponent just blasted him?
>>151905969Delivery
>>151906673DEKUSISSIES WTF IS THIS?!?!!
>>151906630>I think Itagaki has a black fetish.It's more likely that he has a thing for humiliating black characters. Baki even attempted to cuck Oliva right in front of him and rested next to his girl.
>>151906673KEEEEEEKYPOWWW!
>>151906669he could've regenerated he just didn't bother
>>151906673Deku keeps catching strays even after Shonen Jump forced the MHA mangaka at gunpoint to uncuck him in an extended ending.
>>151906673
>>151906669Yes, but they claimed Metal would favor just rushing and punching Cell like a retard (as he commonly does in his actual games instead of being some 9000 IQ power copying super tactician) instead of using wide energy AOE blasts which would be the only way to kill him, and also claimed that Cell/Metal were similar enough in speed that with a Zenkai or two Cell would easily stay ahead of Metal in terms of speed
>>151906673I'm tempted to read Toilet Bound out of respect for the toiletshota posting
>>151906673She would do this. He has better powers than Deku which makes him a better hero
>>151906685You could be right. There are characters who are fully White (Dorian, Spec, Sikorskiy, Doyle) and even though they lose in the end, they do fuck up some Japanese fighters.
>>151906719It's pretty good. The name really does it no favors, but it does make the Deku humiliation funnier
>>151906673I can't fucking believe I indirectly started this by talking about Denji vs Yuji.
>>151906615>xhe didn't read/watch the father-son fight or the whole arc it happened inbro...
>>151906673Deku has Maka though according to /dbg/ lore
>>151906717>Metal wouldn't in-character use any of his energy attacks >ignoring that Cell in-character would hold back for the hell of it like against Goku, let his opponents have free hits like with Bejita and Mr Satan, and would instantly enter retard mode when he's outmatched completely and would probably try to self-destruct
>>151906673Deku's tiny caged sissy clitty is no match for Big Brat Cock...
>>151906742So when is Jack getting his just desserts? Yujiro did him dirtier.
>>151906673…it is acceptable.
>>151906673Hanako-kun made Ochako a Better Man.
Shotafags are shit for bringing over Omorifags here
Shotas? RAPE and GAPE Yujiro
>>151906781But dude...pedophilia is so heckin funny. Get it? They're talking about little boys. Hahaha.
>>151906763>would instantly enter retard mode when he's outmatched completely and would probably try to self-destruct...this wouldn't even kill Cell though
>151906747I had a picture where it was Maka answering the door between getting fucked by someone and it said something about Deku. I can't find it.Just pretend I posted cuck porn.
>>151906733Starting now
>>151906673Is 8 years long enough to get impregnated 12 times?
>>151906767probably the current arc, since it's a Jack focused arche'll get his cathartic fight with Yujiro(I hope)
>>151906807Man of your word.
Kiryu-sama...I kneel...
>>151906822both job to shotas btw
>>151906828KratosDAMN i wanna see that!
>>151906816Did Baki even manage to hurt Yujiro in his fight?
>>151906829They’re not battleshonens
>>151906822Funnily enough Kiryu basically already goes against someone built like a Baki character. It's even mentioned he later trains by beating up whales and shit if you keep beating him.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2qo-rgqpQE
>>151906650>denileSo the dude sperging out over Baki is an ESL?
>>151906673Deku should pick a fight with him as revenge.Huh, what do you mean he’d lose? What do you mean he’s too chicken to fight without a quirk?
>>151906747No, that's just Deku self inserters trying and failing to make that a ship
>>151906851Naturally. He also thought Yujiro raping men is gay which means he is a fool
>>151906822Who actually wins this one? Hanayama doesn't scale to the super fucking high Baki shit right?
>>151906849If it happened I wonder if DB would lowball Kiryu and making only his story cutscenes and fights useable as feats in the battle
>>151906866Kiryu absolutely stomps.
>>151906836Yes. He managed to hurt Yujiro pretty badly, even flash KO'd him and almost made him fall face first onto the concrete.Almost broke his arm with an armbar too.
>>151906828I want to see sissy cucks frotting their cocks.>>151906851Sorry!!! I was so busy jerking off to sissy porn on my other screen that I forgot how to type denial. Typing with one hand while distracted is hard :3>>151906865So true! It's not gay when you're a high test alpha chad like me. I love girlcocks because I'm high test.
>>151906866Hanayama scales pretty high in Baki, but I think the Yakuza games are even more crazy than Baki in terms of scaling, so Hanayama probably gets dumpstered.Hanayama was able to stop Pickle's charge though.
>>151906866Hanayama is either in the top 10 or 15 Baki characters depending on who you ask. He's definitely strong and tanky, and not as slow as you would think. Kiryu beats him in the technique and speed department. He's also way more versatile with weapons. Dude can pull out a cannon. Kiryu wins this one. I don't think it's a stomp though. Hanayama would definitely be stronger than a guy like Aizawa.
>>151906887Yujiro is a rapist. he's not meant to be relatable. You know that, right
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Zd8vzIRQLLM
>>151906873Huh, there must have been some other time they fought because I remember only seeing clips of Baki going ham on Yujiro, and he just stands there and doesn't flinch.
>>151906896He's just like me! I've been edbpging to guys in chastity cages on my second screen for hiurse. My brain is melting
>>151906905Tell that to the author of the manga. Basically everyone treats Yujiro as a noble figure.
>>151906889You would think Kiryu could just straight up take on Yujiro
>>151906909That must have been the original series fight.The current netflix series is later arcs, where Baki has unlocked his own demon back and has beaten the likes of Pickle and Oliva.
>>151906924Not really. Only the crazy roided out freak shows respect him. Every normal person on Earth is terrified of him. Even the presidents.
I'm going to spend the next few weeks furiously spamming raceplay, cuckoldry, and homosexuality. This will own my enemies or something.
>>151906951Do it I fucking dare you.
>>151906926It's likely. One thing that people are probably forgetting is that Kiryu is ultimately an RPG character so for an actual DB he would be kitted out in the same way a Final Fantasy or Pokemon character would and would probably get a huge buff for versatility
>>151906942>Only the crazy roided out freak shows respect himSo, all the characters that matter in the narrative.
>>151906966Well they're not exactly sane individuals either.
>>151906966Yeah? The main cast are all freaks who love fighting, so most of them look and respect Yujiro's strength, if nothing else.
>>151906951Kratosjeet...
>>151906951The Kratos mindvirus got you too…
>>151906964Also he's able to survive So Amon firing what looks like some sort of particle beam at him with no serious injury. Yujiro just wouldn't be able to put him down.
>>151906964I think DB would have to only make his story feats useable in the death battle to make him more grounded. In the story he doesn't pull out dozens of weapons, he doesn't whip out energy drinks to replenish his health and stamina.
>>151907027If this were to happen there's no way he can beat Yujiro, but he can still beat Hanayama.
>>151907012Ehhhhh it's more likely a lot of shit Kiryu could pull out of his ass would barely scratch Yujiro. Sure he has versatility but the guy tanked a nuke iirc. He swings a pipe at him and Yujiro will probably just eat it.
>>151907045>the guy tanked a nuke iircThat never happened. It was mentioned it may possibly take a nuke to kill him, but we never see him get hit by anything remotely that powerful.
>>151907027I feel like that's not really true to the spirit of his games though. I know people like Josuke vs Ichibei since they both have a great serious/goofy edge that they're bringing to the fight but Kiryu doesn't really have an opponent like that. Maybe Snake?
>>151907082Josuke vs Ichiban, damn
>>151907027>he doesn't whip out energy drinks to replenish his health and stamina.Hey now, he did it in the movie, so it's all fair.https://youtu.be/dedQrpelomU?t=116
>>151907027But Death Battle fighters are supposed to be at their strongest. If they nerf him that heavily, it'd just piss people off.
>>151907045Look up the weapons you can get in Yakuza 0. It's hell of a lot more than a pipe. Yujiro can whip out a cannon or swords that shoot projectiles. >>151907082>Kiryu doesn't really have an opponent like thatAizawa in Yakuza 5. You want to see how strong Aizawa is? Look what he does at 5:17 in this video.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FViwDuuFmEAlso consider the fact that Kiryu has canonically beat up Tigers, which are considered an OP animal in Baki lore.
>>151907114>Tigers, which are considered an OP animal in Baki lore.Debatable after what Pickle did
>>151907113I mean we can argue how Kiryu can still beat Hanayama only using story feats
Some other things you can give Yujiro>He straight up dodges rockets in a story-related fight cutscenehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI1ro4OlvZkI would also say he has better stamina because in nearly every game there's always segments in the story where Kiryu fights hundreds of dudes going from one area to another, and when he reaches the end he's not out of breath.
>>151907158Meant to say *Kiryu
>>151907158>Dodges bullets in a story-related fighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2pXtsGKIHo
>>151907158I mean it was explicitly stated that Yujiro can dodge lightning, but instead chooses to let it hit him instead.
>>151905030cause contrary to his words, he cared enough to ask.
>>151907189Honestly it's likely that Yujiro would win through sheer endurance
>>151907189>>151907200We're talking against Hanayama
Is that a MODERATELY SIZED BUILDING?!?!??? Fuck... I-I-I cant break that...
A Yakuza match that's allowed to flex the power of the whole series sounds funny as fuckhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtsPxW0ZxSk
>>151907204Yeah, Hanayama would lose probably. He's not 'slow' but he's more of a brick than anything.
>>151907219God I fucking hate how Marvel-tier Yakuza became. Only redditors think this shit is cool.
>>151905007THIS IS IT YUGITHE END OF YOUR FUTUREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>151905417>>151906822Turns out Baki matchups that don't have Yujiro make for better discussion
DevilArtemis was a victim
https://youtu.be/Y2Qx-b1VZr4?si=KwHg0aBcLB7hQDqhThe fuck
>>151907259What about Baki himself
>>151907268Ippo Makunouchi or Ohma Tokita is all I can think off. Maybe someone from comics like Iron Fist.
>>151905025Pussy
I'm...weak?!
>>151907288Baki would rape Ippo but would get raped by Iron Fist. It has to be Ohma.
Ant King vs Perfect Cell
>>151905538Possibly that new Bloodborne spiritual successor upcoming on Switch vs Bloodborne
>>151906006Nothing. We know little about Blackbeard and what we do know is hard to find matchups for.
>>151907356Just use his video game feats and apply what Whitebeard can do to what Blackbeard can do, since he did steal his fruit.
>>151905538Artorias vs LudwigSister Friede vs Lady Maria Malenia vs BaikenPatches vs Exdeath
>>151905538Anusfucker of the Black Abyss vs Zanzibart
>>151906673kek no wayyou madman
>he enjoys it
what's Zanzibart's power level
what if 2B exploded? could it destroy a mountain?
