>wot if Batman was a BIG GUY UUUU and he used his MASSIVE WHITE DICK to HIT CHOCOLATE ASS while being ANTIFA?>and I mean really using his MASSIVE COCK to REALLY CLAP those CHOCOLATE SKINNED ASSCHEEKS>ohohohohohoh and WOT IF DA JOKAH WUZ PENNYWISE, FOKIN MENTAL INNIT?!This is Absolute Brickman in a nutshell.
>>151911686Wouldn't /co/ like this?
>>151911686>big white cock in black pussy/co/ should be loving this.
>>151911730No it's popular so we hate it.
>>151911686Shes brazilian and Batman cried after breaking that guys armSee if bruce wishes to fix the world he should become hitler jr and unite all the racists against powers that beAfter all,they are the ones who keep upping the prices and importing browns for cheaper labour etc
>>151911686Isn't Absolute Batman supposed to be 9 ft. tall? Is she also freakishly tall or did the artist just forget the bullshit the writer came up with?
>>151911790>Isn't Absolute Batman supposed to be 9 ft. tall?Close to 7ft with the boots and armour on.
>>151911686Im curious do you guys think fujos are into Absolute Batman? I mean he's tall, baby face, big hands. Thing is he's uber jacked and bricky, but that should be appealing right.
>>151911790The artist just has no sense of proportions and scale, he's supposed to be 6 foot 7, later retconned to 6 foot 9 420 lbs 7inches taller and 200 lbs heavier than regular Batman. He's drawn twice as massive as any other character most of the time
>>151911686Outside of Bumblebee & Herald I can't even think of any same race black couples in comics anymore actually, weird. Storm & Black Panther too but IIRC they haven't been together in a long time.
>>151911686I liked that Absolute Bane was the logical conclusion to being a big guy.
>>151911744The annual soured a bunch of people on it.
>>151911686>wotRent free.
>>151913133the Annual? for me, it was Bane turning all of Bruce's friends into his rogues by brutalising them made me lose whatever interest I had left.
>>151911888420 lbs? That's... Really fucking stupid.
>>151911754>we
>>151915147Fair enough.
>>151911686Sounds rad as fuck. I can already feel the racism leaving my body.
>>151911686That sounds pretty cool in my personal opinion.
>>151911686It would be extremely painful.
>>151915147I remember seeing snippets of that (can't be bothered to actually read this crap). What's even the end goal of that, narratively? Are all of his friends gonna pull a "Bane might've been the one to irreparably mutilate me, but BATMAN is the one responsible, because the BAT didn't preempt that Bane would do all this and kill Bane before he could."
>>151915025?
>>151911686Absolute Batman continues to be based.
>>151911686calmdown
>>151911686>little to no pornWhat are they waiting for? I need to see her chocolate lips creaming on his BWC while they swirl. Mainline Batman also needs to BLEACH Vixen.
>>151915725Wait, they made Catwoman black? Meh.
>>151916359Snyder’s reusing his own work so I think it’s to subvert expectations and have his friends save him from the Joker, like how all the rogues fought alongside Batman against the Joker in Endgame.
>>151911686Absolute BASEDman
