>Middle school teacher>Decide to have a movie class and let the students pick from the 2025 movie already available in HD>Run the final selection: The Minecraft Movie, Jurassic World: Rebirth and Superman>Generally positive response to the Minecraft Movie (but most had already seen it)>Generally positive response for Jurassic World>Nobody wanted SupermanWe wound up watching Jurassic World, but damn, it was brutal. I thought kids had responded well to it. I didn't even try with Marvel since I knew they wouldn't go for Captain America or Thunderbolts and Fantastic Four hadn't dropped yet.
>>151914241Those kids sound like they're racist towards aliens.
>>151914289The Alexander Luthor Elementary School will not stand for such slander.
>>151914241*slow clap*
And then one kid crossed his arms and said Ruthkanda forever
>>151914241and then everybody clapped
Dinochads stay winning
>>151914241Well they are in middle school and someone in JW will likely be eaten by a dinosaur. Easy choice for that crowd.
I like both Dinosaurs and Superman media. I know more people like dinosaurs than superman. So I'm not surprised when a class unanimously decides to see a movie on Dinosaurs over Superman.
>>151914241>who wants to spend class watching a slow burn, coming of age, rapid speed story of relationship drama and overt references to Israel/Gaza with reddit tier I CLAPPED MOMENTS!? children:...>sigh... Who wants to watch hot lady versus dinosaurs?children: YAYYYYYYYY! You gotta step out of yourself for a second anon. Take the blue pill
>>151915542Gunn Superman is considered a slow burn now?
>>151915432Most kids probably didn't even see JW since their parents probably thought it was slop so it might have been their first time imo
>>151914241Minecraft movie sucked. Jurassic Park Rebirth was pretty bland. Superman at least had a degree of personality.
>>151914241Cool fanfic, OP
>>151915594That's not true. My folks loved Arnie action slop growing up and I didn't like everything he was in. Last Action Hero was pretty fun for being a box office failure.
>>151915656Yeah but the economy was more fair then...
>>151915594When I was a kid I saw Son of Mask in theaters because I was obsessed with the original movie and had one of the cartoon VHS tapes with one or two episodes on it
>>151915677>Yeah but the economy was more fair then...>American economy>fair
>>151914241Why are you wasting my tax dollars? They can watch movies at home. Why don't you teach them real math instead of that crappy scrambled nigger brained common core shit?
>>151915326The best way to appeal to middle schoolers is superficially "mature" stuff.Guns, violence, and big tits for boysMelodramatic angst, glamor, and sex fantasies disguised as romance fantasies for girls.It's why the most wholesome cartoons and anime have a million edgy or angsty fanfics, because even when they find stuff they like outside of those contexts, those parts of their brain are firing all cylinders. Even the autismos lean towards Shadow over Sonic and try to turn MLP into grimdark shit at that age. Pure fucking hardwired. It's why they all like FNAF so much. It's spooky edgy shit with angsty lore.
>>151916168Its the holiday season anon. They are in middle school. Did your teachers never have movie night?
>>151914241You should have offered them the original Jurrasic Park
>>151915115Dinosaurs get clapped by Pickle though
