>Behold, my fag-inator!>with it I will turn every man, woman and child in the tri-state area into a homosexual!>think of it, Perry the Platypus!>gay clubs on every street corner!>musical theater will boom!>cucumbers will be sold out in every store!>the streets will be filled with a mosaic of snappy dressers and those little yappy dogs you can carry around in a purse>and I will finally find a home decorator that doesn't charge me through the nose!>seriously, Perry the Platypus, have you seen what they charge? Those homos are the real villains, almost as bad as my hairdresser
>>151918876*apathetic chattering noises*
>>151918876>Uh-oh. I accidentally pointed the fag-inator at OP's house instead! He's been hit with 10 million Steven Universes of gayness, now all concentrated in just one man!>...strange, he's not acting any different.
>>151918963/thread
>>151918876Mmm... Cucumbers...
>>151918963Lel
>>151918963>10 million Steven Universes of gaynessLMAO
>>151918876>Batman and Red Hood can't deactivate the gay bomb so they redirect it with the phase oscillator.>Batman: Where to?>Red Hood: San Francisco / OP's house. Can't get gayer.
