KAMEN FUARKING RIDERRRRR
Nero FUARKING Claudius
CONFIRMED FRAUDS(feel free to add to the list)kratospennywiseLuffy(goofy)
>>151923845How big's her dick tho? Bigger than Artoria's?
>solos composite fiction
>>151923859I don't think she has one.
>>151923865The funny thing is that Scarlet King, 682, etc. are all jobbers in the wider SCP canon. No one has actually touched on the true autism yet
Ace FUARKING Ukiyo
>>151923865>scat cum piss
>>151923872SCP-autism is literally all a powerscaling nightmare
>>151923865Post composite SCP soloing vsbw moderation
>>151923881Yummers! My favorites, in the exact order even!
BOUNDLESS. FU(T)ARKING. BEAST.
I HATE WEAKLING
>>151923856Goku
if your hero can't one-shot this he's fodder
Holy FVCK...
>>151923910Don’t look in a mirror, bro
>>151923923>nero actually is mountain level on-screenkek
>>151923882The thing is that you have normal SCP and then you have Chinese SCP. Normal SCP is really autistic and would already be horrible to powerscale. The Chinese shit is unironically filled with Suggsverse obsessed powerscaling teenagers that is deliberately meant to make it the strongest verse in all of fiction
>>151923856SHARTnic
>>151923921>KINGtos one minute after soloing this while lowballed.
>>151923869>I don't thinkBut you're not sure.
>>151923845Kill yourself listtroon.
>>151923921My HERO father can destroy this btw
>>151923894unironically, at least according to the "stack of narratives"-type scp continuities, vsbw mods canonically would be entities on par with the supreme scp gods and banished them off their realm
>>151923856The entire DC verse
>there's canonically a nazi SCP Foundation that goes around colonising entire universes >its implied they have done this multiple times already >they're outerversal due to being just the Foundation but more advancedMy CHADros
>>151923856Listtroon (not a real woman)
>>151923923>>151923957Kill yourself listtroon.
Here is your pokemon starter Battle Royale https://youtu.be/Rl-Okv32Cg0?si=eYV4uoa1BrA62qu-
>>151923960But why? Why does this exist? What do transdimensional nazis have to do with creepy stories about paranormal objects?
Any /x/fag here or anybody in the know knows what's the /x/ era "canon" of SCP? I really wanna use SCP for matchups but I wanna stick with the oldfag "continuity" instead of diving into the troonslop that is SCP today.
>>151923923Gawain is such a fucking jobber. If Jeanne and SHARToria didn't exist he'd be the patron saint of jobbing in Nasuverse.
>>151924013It was like the first year or so, it shifted to the wiki and developed it's own community independent from 4chan very quicklyAlso cringe
>>151924001Transdimensional Nazis are creepy paranormal objects, so.
>>151923996Blaziken/Pikachu (partner) won
>>151923921Lol why is the probability space hypervessel even here? It's a relatively minor place (it's not part fo the cosmology or anything) that appears in a single touhou game but it seems to be the only touhou thing here
>>151923859>>151923869Imperial Privilege. It's as big as she wants it to be.
>>151924037Transdimensional nazis are something you'd expect to find in Wolfenstein-inspired Doom wad or retroshooter, not in creepypasta universe
>>151924052I kneel before her, then. Genuflect, even.
>>151924071I prefer to kowtow
>>151923859Penultimate last digit is the size of artoriaLast digit is the size of GeatsAll in inches
>>151924087Last digit is size of Nero
>>151924100Ner0bros...
>>151924109...our hero is a biological woman, as expected.
>>151924100Last digit is size of Nero When she’s NOT using a chastity cage
I'm sure I could beat bejita. He's only like 5 feet tall.
>>151924087Artoria WHAT THE FUCK
>>151924116But I love trannies... how am I supposed to jack off to her now?
>>151924100>>151924129That's not a chastity cage, that's some pocket dimension bullshit
>>151924129>cage restricts all 9 inchesKono powa....
>>151924100Yup yup Nero is a woman!
>>151924148...no longer.
>>151924100>>151924129
AAAAACEEE UKIYOOOO
Alright who wins, a futa or an mtf tranny?
WEMUSTBEBETTERROMANS
>>151924151She must be better man, then.
Last digit is how many inches Dark Magician Girl gets from Charizard
>>151924144>that's some pocket dimension bullshitGeats hole isn’t THAT gaping
>>151924062I expect them in both these things. WTF is your problem?
>>151923996Paldean starters are broken as fuck but they'd all die to the starters with megas
>>151923996>IncineCHAD isn't the winnerWrong.
>>151924171Futa tops, obviously.
>>151924171If futas actually were "biological women with dicks" and not just trannies with another name, then the MTFs would have the edge, as men are just naturally stronger regardless of cock size
H-haha imagine Nero pinning you to the ground after humiliating you in a fight and forcefully plapping you with her 9-inch rod, that would be SOOO bad haha....
>>151924181
Fury Bowser has zero destructive feats btw.
>>151924212Incorrect, futas would be physically superior to men if they were real. Overwhelmingly so in fact!
>lusting over neroENOUGH. Nero is an adult woman, you're upsetting the Halbros.
>>151924238I just got a promotion guys!
Last digit is how many inches dark magician girl gives to charizard with her strap-on.
>>151924238I want her to rape me...
>>151924181Last digit is how many inches DMG gets from Incineroar
I raped Nero into submission even though my cock is smaller than hers.
>>151924275Kratos YUM!
>>151924238Nero TANKED BB's outerver cock.
>>151924218Jeanne, contain your "defeat sex+rape+mindbreak" fetish please.
>>151924238>>151924256Ugly disproportionate futas, the penis throws the balance of her body off>>151924275Cute and proportionate accurate futa, her dick is big without being ridiculous and ruining her proportions
>>151924294TRVKE
>>151924277Rin...
>>151924294Truth nuke. Holy based futascholar.
Another day, another thread about dicks.
Fuck, my mom found my futa folder on my PC. What do I do now /dbg/?
>>151924190he's afraid of Transdimensional Nazis
>>151924294Based futa connoisseur
>>151924294KINGnic Chad...
>>151924313TEACH her of the ways of KIIIINNNGGGTOOOOSSSSS
>>151924294>>151924238>>151924275Aren't these similar size though
>>151924313Tell her to be better
>>151924310Powerscaling is just a more advanced variation of dick-measuring, so no surprises here.
>>151924294
>geats and nero are from the roman empireIs this the anti-Kratos?
>>151924313Break out the copypasta and calmly explain to her that scientifically speaking futa isn’t gay
>>151924313If she doesn't expect you for who you are you should cut her out of your life. Life is too short to put up with toxic behavior.
>>151924313She's TEACHING you to not leave your important files accessible without security.
Can your hero take down a group of Jyamato?
>>151924224It's funny because Kirby's enemy fucking DIE from getting touched. Goombas would GAPED Kirby
This is a thread about fictional characters fighting, why is everyone here so homosexual or obsessed with women with dicks?
>>151924364Why aren't you?
>>151924364irony poisoning
>>151924364And you aren’t? For shame.
>>151924364High testosterone environment. It's so charged with raw energy of competition and combat that even girls acquire dicks.
*BANG**SMASH**WALLOP**CRACK**Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects*Mario pauses from shoving his tongue down Amy’s throat at a concertM: “Dannare! Who’d interrupt-a Mr. Video Game Himself-a Mario-Sama?!”Amy stares annoyed at the rustling bush where a pink puffball is clearly beating Sonic to death without mercy behind the branches and leavesA: “ew, it must, like, be that cuck rat Sonic. I can’t believe I had a pity crush on that incel”From the bush:S: “MARIO-SAMA SAVE ME! THIS PINK BUBBLEGUM IS BEATING ME TO A PULP!”M: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE FAGGOT, KISS-A MY ASS SOME MORE! Heh heh, I’ll beat the shit out of-a him after I'm done fucking you ten times over Amy. How old-a were you again? I like em young.”The bushes rustle more as the thing japs mistake for a cat gets pummelled by the pink devil's fists until his face is unrecognizable, his teeth are all broken and his ingrown skull begins to cave in while he must listen to his MASTER taking the girl he loves most away from himS: “AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE IF ONLY I’D WORSHIPPED MARIO-SAMA MORE!”
>>151924364Battleboarding is for menGetting fucked in the ass is pleasurable for men
>>151924242>Funny how women and men prefer biological male over troonsTrannies will never be accepted and all your post is cope. Your kind is the last resort
>>151924383>Getting fucked in the ass is pleasurable for menIts rather painful actually. I've tried
>BANG>SMASH>WALLOP>CRACKThe most ICONIC words to grace these halls....
>>151924364Futa's are the peak of humanity. It's biological perfection we ALL aspire to achieve.
>>151924404Then you have yet to become a Better Man
>>151924313Call upon Nero and ask for Imperial Privilege to make it not gay.
>>151924420Absolute truth.
>>151924224Huh? Mario and Kirby are literally in same universe. SonicNIGGER riding Mario's coat tail again
>>151924420
>>151924435>Nero fucks anon's mom and leaves
>>151924249So is Geats only viable against Nero because of statements? Because everything seems to occur within a modern urban setting without any collateral.
>>151924401>Trannies will never be acceptedLook at every single post made throughout the past 10 minutes and explain to me how it doesn't totally sound like tranny worship
>>151924373looking at all the other responses this is definitely correct
>>151924401Troons have nothing to do with futanari you niggerfaggot
>>151924470Futa aren't related to trannies.
Is Futa x Female the straightest pair ever?
>>151924364Because actual debate doesn't exist anymore anon.It never did for that matter, but slanderposting and agendaposting brought us below zero.
....Death Battle?
Last digit is how many futamon cocks Charizard takes up the ass daily
>>151924507This is the penis worship and cuckoldry general sir
>>151924509KEKAROO!
>>151924482>Chicks with dicks isn't my mental cope. They are different I swear Fuck off, gooner
>>151924499Yep.
>>151924507fine I'll post a matchup for men
>>151924468In terms of on-screen feats they're similar, Geats is viable because of his reality warping
>>151924521Silence brown.
HOLY SOUL
>>151924521>g-g-gooner...Skedaddle, ape.
Geats vs Nero is going to have a terrible waiting period, and good to great fight animation, and a view count rate about on level with Misaka vs Killua
>thread still upFutaQUEENS OWN the jannies...
>>151924525Kirkman's favorite matchup
>>151924509KWABrizard....
>>151924532>t. fat Mexican
He's Jizz and I'm Goonstick, and its our job to ANALyze their "weapons", semen and skills to find out who would win...a FUTA Battle
>>151924555wouldn't it be his least favorite since it's his son vs his hero
Cinema
>>151924575Would STILL be less harmful for our collective mental health than Kratosura.
>>151924600>shattered helmet during fightKino, but I'm still not going to finish watching this show.
>>151924526https://www.reddit.com/r/RTvideos/comments/mbrfxu/nero_stops_chakravartin/What does Geats have on this scale?
>>151924575My HEROINE is going to win this!
>>151924600Okay so like this is the 3rd or 4th time I've seen a building getting torn up from this guy's show I thought they made this shit with a budget of 5 dollars and a box soda?
Post verses with canon futas right fucking now
>>151924622>Reddit
>>151924622don't have the clip on me but in one of his weaker forms he was able to destroy a city sized monster with a rider kick. At the end of the series his reality warping is on a planetary scale on-screen
>>151924622>reddit
>>151924546Imagine being a Kamen Rider fan, but this is the matchup Death Battle uses to present your show. Like Final Fantasy fags with Yang vs Tifa.
Will Nero's Saber Venus form be featured in the fight?
>>151924655There's no way this happens before cap and KR ichigo>>151924663Probably not tbqh
>>151924655Of all the main riders they could have picked, it was the guy who is just Odin in a PS5 shell.
>>151924663Is there a lore reason she's basically naked?
>>151924655From what I saw they didn't seem to really care, the reception on the KR subreddit and with Kamen Rider youtubers seemed positiveMaybe /m/bros would dislike it more but I wouldn't expect anything else
>>151923856All of Dragon Ball.
>>151924686The main artist for fate/extra is just a REALLY horny woman
>>151924663Eh she needs Hakuno for that. Nero is capable of becoming the whore of Babylon on her own thoughever and that's just as strong
>>151924697>Nero is capable of becoming the whoreIsn't this a basic skill of every woman?
>>151924655I'm pretty sure Fate is more known in the west than Kamen Rider though so Geats is Yang in this scenario
>>151924691I expect a naked Rin then.
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
>>151924176Kill yourself listtroon.
FATE will be the first porn game to have a death battle episode...
>>151923776The strongest Kamen Rider is realistically only like planetary level if we're being real.
>>151924718Closest is Rin a skin tight body suit
>>151924628It's like if Power Rangers had a much bigger budget. Just look at the way they transform.
>>151924697Is she? I thought that's just a possible path she could take if her life went a different way, not exactly a transformation she can just assume mid-fight
>>151924719>my hero?Climbing mountains>your hero?Drowning in the sea
I'm honestly surprised Kamen Rider is still going. How is it possible?
>>151924663>>151924631Kill yourself listtroon.
They'll have to give Nero one out of either Venus or Beast Draco in the fight, since part of the match's connection is both gaining the power a god at the end of their story so she needs something to match Geats IX. Either she gets Venus which is a god form or Draco which is a Satan form.
>>151924755>Power RangersWeird how PR ended up being more popular in the west despite being ostensibly cheaper and cheesier.
>>151924756The Nero from Extra ends up becoming her beast self in one of the FGO events, and you know how loose DB plays with transformations and power ups anyway, I could see them using Draco
>>151924755Flashy
>>151924755This looks fucking stupid. Where can I watch it?
I can sense death looming…
It's over.
>>151924818https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLnY1FL_e1HO6FABDKazuRE_SZhLirm_3D
>>151924827Moon Cell? More like GOON Cell.
>>151924797Because the English adaptation that was done back in the day was dogshit
>>151924815Lmao. The shit so unserious I love it
>>151924827Actual feat for reference, was kind of hard to find
When's the next DB episode getting announced?
>>151924886
>>151924897This same dialogue happens no matter which servant you pick, just slight variance, they all say the same thing about moving faster than light to save their master
>>151924827>>151924886>>151924897Nobody cares. Kill yourself listtroon.
>>151924886>>151924897Oh right Nero and Nameless have this retarded feat since unlike gil and tamamo they don't have a ship/magic to teleport back instantly.
>>151924832Oh I didn't expect an answerGuess I'm watching this now
>>151924907Kill yourself listtroon.
>>151924914It's also free to watch on Tubi and has better subs. only downside is the ads.
>>151924886>>151924897>>151924906FVARK love is so powerful…
>>151924916Kill yourself listtroon.
>>151924906Fate is such a silly fucking franchise.
>>151924931Kill yourself listtroon.
>>151924013>Any /x/fag here or anybody in the know knows what's the /x/ era "canon" of SCP?Aaand you just made me remember all those rewrites. fuck you
>>151924906>the power of loveIt's over...
>>151924896In a week or two since Death Battle usually drops a trailer 3-4 weeks before each premiere.
>>151924984Kill yourself listtroon.
>>151924906Distance in question was 100 million light-years
Any power of hate scaling?
>>151925030Kill yourself listtroon.
>>151924906>>151925030>Nero could unironically be put in the Chakravartin pic well now I need to see an edit of that
Since we're bringing up the stupidity of CCC, reminder that the final boss of the game who Nero beats solo does this in her boss fighthttps://youtu.be/lrlkFVlwogo?si=zWzW8WCuTku4yIEn&t=2430
>>151925045Well she also literally stops Buddha's Noble Phantasm Chakravartin
>>151925033Isn't that just SCP 682?
>>151925120I want to fuck Kiara so damn bad.
Is there literally ANY stronger force in fiction?
>>151925045>>151925120>>151925189>>151925197Kill yourself listtroon.
In the clips for these feats Nero seems like she's in an amped state, is that a form she can reasonably get in a fight?
>>151925206Mutt's Law
>>151925206Hate is stronger.
>>151925219Kill yourself listtroon.
>>151925238Wrong
BOOST STRIKE
>>151925249Is he still dead?
>>151925223>'corrupted' Love >No drawbacks>Inflict mental buffs>Inflict paralysis >Inflict mental debuffs to adversary MUTT LAW IS TOO STRONG
>>151924224>SHARTnic fantasies LEAKING (like their anus) into CHADrio realities
Some people just need to be killed in order for the world to get better
>>151925270Nah, he's happy now
Which board has on average the strongest characters, /a/, /v/, or /co/?
>>151925270Yeah
>>151925270He's still normal Thawne in the future now, Reverse Flash hasn't come back yet. He almost did a couple of years ago but people voted for a different series
Sigh, this general is always so transphobic but then it turns out y'all lust over us all the time... if you weebs were a bit more understanding and spent less time drooling over fictional ones you'd have no problem scoring with an actual t-girl, you know
>>151924224LMAO IMAGINE being so humiliated on reddit you repost on 4channel
>>151925249Why doesn't Batman just do this with the Joker?
>>151925301You want to be a woman so badly Okay, make me a sandwich, bitch.
>>151925045STOP THIS MADNESS CHAKRAVARTINME MUST BE WORSE TYRANTS UMU
>>151924364>everyone here so homosexualIt's just one guy
>>151925306Batman saves Joker's life on a frequent basis right after Joker rapes and kills an entire orphanage, why would he stop enabling him
>>151925322>It's just one guyyou?
>>151925288With or without schizo babble?
>>151925319FUARK MY HEROES!...oh, the Braphog Jobber Trio is there too, I guess.
>>151925301Bruh we already moved on, you're like half an hour late with this bait.
>>151925306He did in a way.
>>151925329>Mexican who like ShotaPost hand or stfu
>>151925327Joker in a Batman story vs KINGtos in a /dbg/ story, who wins
Funny how that ugly blue rat was saying Goku was being a leech, but now look at where we are now
ENTER
>>1519254000-3
>>151925390Kratos would try to TEACH Joker to be better but Batman would interveneThen it becomes KINGtos vs. Batman which causes all of composite fiction and reality to collapse
>>151925390HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Blue rat...Saiyan rat...What's the difference?
>>151925369How would Yujiro deal with Joker
>>151925407...is what Sonic's win rate is going to be after they feed him to Goku
>>151925403invinciblebros...
>>151925403>*Hypnotize Shadow into being a sissy*No mind resistance?
>>151925410Something about Dante firing off all one liners at the same time just makes me chuckle.
>>151925400GEEHOWCOMEEVERYONEIFIGHTCANSURVIVEINSPACEEXCEPTMEKu...
>win retconned>jobbed to Mario>erased by Flash>about to get gaped by GokuIs there any hope for Sonic?
>>151925417>D-Don't kill my boyfriend Diana and cross the line pretty please don't do itKINGMAN!
>>151925375but i'm not gay, i just like them pixels :/
>>151925400>Goku still leeching and HBOCYup yup!
>>151925422Raping the Joker
>>151925410You know, shouldn't Dovahkiin and Doomguy be in this image?
>>151925441Uh...well at least Metal Sonic b-beats Ce-*AAACKKKKKK*
>>151925441We can feed him *checks notes* basically any Servant from Fate as a pity win?
What do you expect of Doomsday vs scp-682? I want at some point of the fight both fighters adapt to form resembling the other
GIVE ME ATTENTIOOOOOOON!!! *SHARTS SHARTS SHART* I RAPE AND GAPE YOUR HEROES VERSE! UH OH, KEKY COPYPASTA!! BROS... *HOMOSEXUAL FANTASIES UNPROMPTED* YOUR HERO? [YOUR HERO HERE]TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!! [KEK OF THE THREAD]SURRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! YABBA DABBA DOO!!! KEKYWABOOTY!!! KWAB!!! I AM THE HERO OF THESE SACRED HALLS!!! *UMPROMPTED KEK FANTASY* *UNPROMPTED SHOTA FANTASY* HAL... KRATOS... SIMON... ...THE GOD... OF KEKOLDRY... 'S RAPE AND GAPER... LISTROON NIKOTROON WARRIOR-Z SCHOLARS OUTERBOUNDLESSVERSAL 5D I > 1 INFINITY *GETS RAPES AND GAPED* GOKU... FEATSNIC... KINGTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSS!!!!
Thread was going well until the sonic shitters showed up.
>>151925456Doomguy didn't get wanked and they said Dragonborn would win with just regular feats even discounting lore. Also his devs do actually back up the lore of the franchise instead of either rejecting it or giving out ridiculous antifeats like Dante and Kratos
>>151925422>Rape threats Jim...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
>>151925460Yeah I just cannot fathom this guy losing to fucking Metal Sonic.
>>151925439Post sonic not drowning like a bitch
>>151925473I wouldn't be surprised if they ultimately did a lot of the stuff Fan Battle did>682 uses the Doomsday virus to just amp him up to Doomsday stats>their fight literally lasts until the end of time >6820-A deletes Doomsday from realityJust with an actual budget
>>151925439>ClickErase this Jobber, Zeno
>>151925478Fatebros can give ok discussion but you need to get past the futa posting first
>>151925494>No, fuck off.
Why do people keep acting like Sonic/Goku is confirmed?
>>151925480>they said Dragonborn would win with just regular feats even discounting loreExcuse me what the fuck?>>151925498FutaQUEENS are simply filter the uninitiated.
>>151925526The verdict for that fight was structured as>Dragonborn is much stronger via on-screen feats>Dragonborn is much stronger via lore>In either case the Chosen Undead would be unable to beat them even with infinite tries and would give up and go hollow
I cant believe they wanked the dark souls protagonist to universal level, isnt the strongest foe in the game star level via lore?
>>151925498How fucking annoying do you have to be to make unironic futafags look better
>>151925556Kill yourself listtroon.
>>151925441I'm glad that stupid rat keeps getting fraudchecked.He was created out of spite for Mario and it's nothing but karma that he keeps taking non-stop Ls.
>>151925492Post 682 deleting anything.
>>151924756if that's her strongest form they would probably still use it, just like they used godzilla ultima. in fact compositing nero would probably make slightly more sense than godzilla
>>151925526It was a bit odd since they were sort of using lore to justify the 'normal' feats like Miraak splitting a continent, but yeah. The difference is Elder Scrolls cosmology is ridiculous and the Dragonborn scales to pretty much all of it and Dark Souls cosmology is both not and the Chosen Undead really dubiously scales to all of it.>>151925552The idea was 'this is the literal highest you could ever possibly wank the CU to', the actual feats he was given were like wall-building level
>>151925606Kill yourself listtroon.
>KINGtroon KINGtroon KINGtroon KINGtroon KINGtroon KINGtroon KINGtroon KINGtroon KINGtroon
>>151925593https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/alt-battles/images/8/8f/SCP682vsKATE.png/revision/latest?cb=20251111231108
>>151925637Kill yourself listtroon.
>>151925593
>>151925645>deleted nothingMmhmm
>>151925481>>151925600Spaceku vs Capsulenic, the battle of frauds.
>>151925655>>151925658
>>151925319why are these ceral mascots trying to look intimidating lmao
>>151925669try reading the last sentence
>>151925614>the Dragonborn scales to pretty much all of itBenefits of being a dragon (i.e. entity created by Akatosh himself)>both not and the Chosen Undead really dubiously scales to all of it.Chosen Fuckdead is literally on janitor duty, putting mindless zombies, senile geriatrics and degenerated drug addicts down. Never, not once, he faces any of the actual big boys at their 100% strongest. I like DS but this is not even funny.
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/fictional-indexing/images/b/bb/SCP682vsSCP5871.png/revision/latest?cb=20251010151050
>>151923856Doomslaya
KNEEL to QUEENliah and her multiversal Dragonborn-oneshotting Argonian-Werewolf-poison-resistance-bypassing poison arrows.
>Chiefqueer still mad
>>151925696Absolute cinema. Downright esoteric.
>>151923776>yfw you hear "SET! JUDGEMENT!"
Who is the target audience of Kamen Rider? I'm only asking because it feels like kids these days won't spare such show a second glance. Or maybe I underestimate how popular it was before.
>>151925869Japanese 10 year olds -> Manchildren
>>151925869Japanese Kids and teens
>>151925869yeah it's as >>151925883 says, japanese manchildren
>>151925869It still gets decent ratings on TV, it's for kids, pre-teens and manchildren
MANCHILDRen RiderFate GOON Order!
>>151925981>Fate GOON Order!>Not Fate Grand GOONERPack it up and get off the stage.
>>151926046Ohhhh...
>>151925869It's quite literally the same audience as superhero shit everywhere else in the world
Who is the target audience of Death Battle? I'm only asking because it feels like kids these days won't spare such show a second glance. Or maybe I underestimate how popular it was before.
>>151926104Autists
>>151926061Why is there a lizard midget>>151926104Young kids (25+ yo)
>>151926104Kings
>>151926104Better Men!
>>151926104IndiansNigs
>>151926113Kekera just likes looking like a frog
>>151925869The Power Rangers audience if they were Japan
>>151926146I highly doubt india even knows KR even exists
>>151923856Freddy Krueger
>>151924013Basically all the popular SCPs people care about>Scp 049>Scp 079 >Scp 106>Scp 173>Scp 682 (tail end of the x canon)>Scp 096>Scp 001 (the first 5 proposals)
>>151926280>'people'No
Is there a matchup for scp-058?
>>151926369Racist.
I completely understand why kids in japan would like this
>>151925673>a fileCNTRL ALT DEL -tier fanfic you got there, homo
>>151926381Coolest shit I've ever seen
Fun fact: MY HERO Superman has no limits!!
>>151926104Used to be fun loving dudebro normies until Death Battle went full powerscaling retard. Now it's mostly groomer troons sensing weakness.
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>>151926380And...?Your faggot words have zero power here.
>>151923856Gold experience requiem
>>151926403Can Superman outsell Pokemon?
>>151923776Reminder that this general is perpetually inhabited by seething joyless oldfags who wouldn't be able to identify new age kino media if it slapped them across the face
>>151926468Nobody wants troonslop like Omori and other indie shit on Death Battle.
>>151926381>introduce four new riders>3/4 of these riders are giant CGI Pokemon Stadium models, while one is just a guywhy
>>151926468Kill yourself listtroon.
You WILL have analog horror and creepypastas on Death Battle next season, chuddy
Nero's butt vs my face
>>151926564>CreepypastaSooo early 2010s, SCPCHADS are modern kino
>>151926564Freddy Fazbear vs. Bacteria from Kane Pixels's The Backrooms
>>151926588I NEED to be FAT padding out Nero's CHEEKS!
>>151924697Death Battle has given full access to items and forms that aren't available by default before,there's nothing stopping them of giving her Saber Venus
>>151926588I can't get the QoS edit of this image out of my head.
>>151926564>Death Battle will collapse shortlyWow, any other news to share, troony?
>>151926564An actual creepypasta or newgen cringe shit? Cause one is VERY different from the other
>>151926648Creepypastas were always equally as cringe as modern shit. Do not fucking kid yourself. Modern shit at least has production value and effort put in.
>>151926564>Sonic.EXE was excluded from this year's ballot because they don't want to use him ever>Slenderman was included but jobbed
>>151926644Bejitabro btw.
>>151926610ANDROID 21TOS!>>151926644KINGTOS!
>>151926668Slendy I think is fine, he's a classic and has an actual defined media list you can use
>>151926439.....said the third world ESL.
>>151926668People have actively lied and bullshitted about what Sonic.EXE can do (the irony is not lost on me given what franchise it's taken from), Slenderman at least has had his feats covered a lot more comprehensibly
>>151926668>>151926684What the fuck are Slenderman's feats?>kills(?) you if you look at him for too long or if you touch(?) him>teleports>wants you to find his 7 pages>makes mentally ill young girls stab their friends
>>151926695Given that Slenderman is basically composite media, it's not surprising to me that people already have cherry picked his high end feats and compiled them together while excluding all anti feats.
>>151926703The original stuff by Surge depicts him as being able to beat people to death and in the Arrival he's a reality warper
>>151926717So, he's peak human with some hax?
>>151926708The same goes for sanic. Both his normal and exe form
>>151926703Yeah, the whole point is that Slenderman isn't exactly some physical juggernaut, he mostly just kills normal people. Most of it's attacks are mental
>>151926737He's like building-ish in terms of pure power but has really weird and fucky reality warping sticking purely to "canon", there was a blog going over it a while ago I remember reading
Slenderman vs Satoru Gojo.
>people lie about sonic.exe and the shite he does (irony is not lost to me because of le franchise it comes from)>Slenderman is a reality warper in the arrival>....>I actually have played the arrival>The "reality warping" is him just fucking up your screen >Besides that, just some Easter eggs that give you bonus levels if you click on a poster>Slenderman just chases you otherwise Oh boy. Why are powerscalers like this?
>>151926750this onehttps://dbdeblogs.blogspot.com/2024/10/dbe-blogs-slenderman-vs-siren-head.html
>>151926757Didn't read. The girl in your image is built for BBC.
https://bangsbangingblogs.blogspot.com/2024/06/bangs-blogs-sadako-vs-slenderman.html?m=1>Broke through a bathyscaphe, a vehicle designed to go over 10,000 meters into the deep sea>Can turn his victims into dust (6.68 Megajoules)>Tore down a brick wall (0.0945 Tons of TNT)>Implied to have sent a flood across an entire town>Quickly spread fire and burnt down a forest (402.95 Kilotons of TNT)>Burned multiple entire cities in the United States (3 Megatons of TNT - 180 Megatons of TNT)>Potentially sustain a storm for 2 days straight (12 Gigatons of TNT - 53.24 Gigatons of TNT)>Caused the Dimensional Bleeding, which collided entire universes into each other>Can fight Zalgo, who destroyed a dimension>Described as a multiversal constant that poses a threat to the multiverse itself and its infinite timelines>Upscales the Collective and gives them power, who reside in a realm above the multiverse (more information in Cosmology Section)FUUUUUUUAAARKKKKKKK
>>151926757The bonus level in the Arrival definitely comes across as reality warping
>>151926757Didn't read. The girl in your image is built for VORING ME!
>In ancient Aztec mythology, Slenderman was presented to humans as the sun itself, which they depicted as a sun with a face (Debatably Star)>He is described as a being “without limits”.>He can change the game textures and close the game, ending up burning the entire game and removing everything from the game, including the background, which will bring the player back to the main screen every time they tries to play again.>His true form is beyond imagination, implying that he transcends the Collective Unconscious. (Universal+)SLEEEENNNDEERRRTOOOOOOSSSSSS
>>151926773PASTA BALL Z
>>151926780At best it's a pocket dimension if not an illusion.
>>151926773This blog was using all Slenderman content that exists online, so including random fanfic webseries that no one has heard of>>151926764This one was using just the Slenderman content made and/or approved by the original creator, which is>The original forum posts>Marble Hornets>The two games>The 2018 movie
>As the Ogre faced off against the hero of Lazytown, Yujiro Hamma was struck with an incredible sensation. On the surface level, the stretches Sportacus performed were pathetically basic, mere calf raises and toe touches. Yet, there was a subtle flexibility and grace to his movements, a sublime ability to move that Yujiro had trouble identifying.No, it went beyond that. Yujiro was incapable of understanding the techniques that Sportacus used effortlessly!Something was wrong. The Ogre, from the very first moment he was alive to just this second, was able to intuitively use and understand any movement, any fighting style, anybody that he encountered. But this man… no, this creature. He was different.His muscle were unimpressive, but sublime in their lack of volume. Not a gram of fiber was unnecessary or extraneous. The temple of self care and fitness struck Yujiro to his very core. The incredible power of the Demon Back was nothing compared to this physique.Yujiro knew then that he was facing his natural opposite, the expression of how nothing in nature is unbeatable or uncounterable. This was his reckoning, and as far as he could tell, he was outclassed.Like an alley cat bristling its fur to appear bigger before a junkyard dog, Yujiro immediately activated his Demon Back and slipped into his most dangerous stance. Sportacus’ smile only grew wider.“That’s a really impressive muscle flex!”, he beamed. “I hope we can have a fun bout.”But Yujiro knew the real meaning of these words. Victory was impossible. Escape was inconceivable. For the first time since his conception, the life of Yujiro Hamma… was in the hands of another!
>>151926685>projectionYou were just calling me a racist chud. Very brown iq of you.
>>151923865>Gets gaped by a Suggsverse's cockroach,
>>151926798To be fair the difference is like...universal+ and immeasurable speed, and complex multiversal+ and immeasurable speed
>>151926802Canon. True. Happenings.
>>151926804You can be racist without being a chud. Are you implying that I called you a chud, because you ARE a third worlder ESL?
>>151926802this would unironically be Yujiro's dream though? to fight someone stronger than himself
>>151925410Can you believe that Dante has more legitmate universe level feats than Kratos?
>>151926828I don't think his dream is to get eradicated by a hydrogen bomb he's completely helpless against.
>>151926819I'm directly saying you are an obvious brown retard. Sorry your iq and knowledge of the English language reflect your third worlder status, but that's how it is.
>>151926847Sportacus isn't THAT much stronger than him... is he?>>151926846I can.
>>151926851Nice projection mate. Tell me, what is your favorite matchup?
>>151926846Can you show the feat of Dante destroying a universe, please?
>>151926846Only because 1 is more than 0
>>151926865>p-p-projection...Now you're just parroting, as expected of low iq browns.
>>151926819Based long-snout.
>>151926882Still makes him above Kratos though, no?
>>151926883>Didn't give his muOkay. Your third worlder status has been confirmed. You just lost the game.
>>151926869Go ask your mother
>>151926897Makima fucked hundreds of gods. She has hound semen in her womb. That's illegal.
>>151926897>instantly proves he's indianThat was easy.
Ichigo has a hot wife.
>>151926773>>Caused the Dimensional Bleeding, which collided entire universes into each otherSlenderman has better feats than fucking sonic. KEK
>>151926862https://youtube.com/watch?v=KRmb1-zmh-U
>>151926920She belongs to the streets of Chicago. She got used by real black thugs.
>>151926926To be fair that's not exactly a high bar. A regular man with a sledgehammer has better feats than 90% of Sonic characters since I'm pretty sure you can break rocks with those
>>151923776>Power Ranger shart with low quality CGI>>151923845>AI generated Anime character
>>151926939Sonicbro btw.
Which matchup?
>Nero's verse has Apophatic Theology https://omniversal-battlefield.fandom.com/wiki/Apophatic_Theologyfuark...
>>151927007Goku vs Sonic
>>151926971My HEROES!...And Mordecuck.
>>151926939Why are posters from India like this?
So is Nero a true featsQVEEN or not?
>>151926971This is unironically the general reaction to this fight from most humans on Earth. This shit is going to be a big flop.
>>151927028Post Jeremy destroying a building NOW
>>151926939Ranjeet...
>>151927058Jeremy whips out his Jeremy driver...
>>151927038She's a ____ Queen. She only likes ___ men.
Tell my why Necrozma wouldn't destroy Horakthy without sounding mad
>>151927073She's a Roman Queen. She only likes better men.
>>151927038See >>151923923 >>151925120
WE MUST BE
>>151927058https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:Arrogant_Schmuck/Phineas_and_Ferb:_Doofenshmirtz_Evil_Incineratedhe scales to Doofenshmirtz probably>chainscaling-SHUT UP
>>151927038https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynFzlXw1cU0
>>151927038>on-screen mftl+ feat which is specifically called out as being faster than lightBetter than Sonic and Kratos at least
>>151926971>low quality CGIPower Rangers didn't even have a budget when it came to CGI
Til this day i still can't understand why they made batgirl vs spider-gwen the fight was awful and its batman vs spiderman but even worse
>>151927124Original Power Rangers thats popular was mostly practical aside from some electric effects. These newer Power Rangers are all just low Quality cgi slop now.
>>151927097ADDICTED TO BLACKED KEK PORN!
>>151927081Probably shouldn't bring that retardation here and just return to R*ddit
>>151927141So that KINGvilArtemisTOS would get to flex his impressive animating skills and make us all BETTER MEN
>>151927141Wasn't that Ghost Spider? Funny how Spin and 2099 are the only ones to not have a win.
>>151927081He takes 2x damage from Dazzling Gleam
>>151927141Unironically it's apparently cause the SFM animators wanted to do it
>>151927174Dang devil Artemis takes another L.
>>151927163haha I already am!
UWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BIG HORAKHTY BREASTS EROTIC
>>151927081Same reason he loses to Arceus. Creator God > weak ass light eater
>>151924906But vsbattles fags told me that fate characters were already immeasurable speed and beyond the concept of speed itself already? Why is the gacha treating it like being mftl+ is a big deal? Did saber actually get a DOWNGRADE?
>>151927228But Necrozma eats light and Horakthy is the Goddess of LIGHT
>>151927242Probably a poor example cause there was a huge downgrade thread to argue everybody in Fate is sub light-speed a while ago or something like that
>>151927250>NecrozmaPost Ash catching necrozma
HE'S SO GOD DAMN COOL
>>151927227>literally NO horakhty giantess art
>>151927256Solgaleo can summon it with a wormhole lol
>>151927250Creator God > weak ass light eating dragon. It's really not that hard to figure out
>>151927242>vsbattles fags VSBW scholars are never wrong.
I loooOOOooooOOOoooooOOOOve sounding my faggy little clitty~
>NECROZMA! I NEED YOU NECROZMA!
>>151927268Post Ash commanding it in battle
>>151927242>gachaNah this is way before FGO, it's from a 2011 game
>>151927227I am still waiting for Horakthy NSFW
>>151927227>>151927261Wasn't there a drawfag that showed up a while ago to draw hanako? just ask that guy to draw the goddess of light. Honestly I wasn't expecting her to attract waiofufags.
>>151927286He doesnt need to it just needs to show up and kill Horakthy. Its a suicide move since this will result in Necrozma killing him too though
Necrozma just gets so overfilled with light that he dies.
>>151927295she has a cute face in the anime
>>151927295*waifufags
Ash is a horrible husband
>>151927317Post this happening ever
FEATS. BEAST.
>>151927258Lmao this looks like shit. Idk how and adult who isn't Japanese can call this cool. If you grew up with this shit as a little Tojo boy watching in on a little tv in your rice patty field then it's ok to like this shit. But you as a non Jap calling it cool is just so fucking gay. Just reading "cool" on your post made my eyes start bleeding from the pure cringe.
>>151927331then how did you type this
>>151927323>GohKEKKYPOW
>>151927325Necrozma is the Charizard in this scenario
>>151927330HOLY FUARK KRATOS COULD NEVER DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS!
>>151927352FuWARK that's HOT
>>151927356Look, just because we never SEE him do something like that doesn't mean he CAN'T.
>>151927339I tanked it.
>>151927174That is awful, like the yates comissions that are either persona matchups or fire emblem
>vswiki has Necrozma at universal so and durability Fucking lmao who buys this shit
If you chose Charizard as your starter, you are not my friend
We HAVE seen Kratos crush Cerberus puppies to death meaning he COULD perform all the feats of the SCP that's about crushing puppies.
>>151927384My favorite Pokémon is Bulbasaur so I always pick him.
>>151927385Post Kratos raping and voring puppies.
>>151924509>>151927352CANON CANNON-RO!
>have to wait a year probably before charizard joins the 0-4 club at the claws of rathalosIt's not fair bros.
STOP MAKING FUN OF CHARIZARD
Ash and Yugi would respect each other and plan with their genitals together until both reach a satisfying orgasm
>>151927370yes it does
Charizard vs Red Eyes Black Dragon
>>151927017Hey I got some apophatic theology here in my van too, come take a look kid :)
you're saying... that the pokemon loses to it's hard counter?no way...
>>151927384I always choose the water type starter, outside of Gen 4 because Torterra is way cooler than the gay penguin.Haven't played the Switch games but I would likely default to the Grass Type starters in those because the Water Types in those games are beyond awful...
Our HEROES
This place sure likes to talk shit about Charizard POST YOUR FAVORITE STARTER POKEMON, NOW!
>>151926904Brooklyn rage edits in this day and age?
>>151927551
>>151927551Typhlosion the Pedo who loves berries.
>>151927524>non-canon stuffENTERhttps://youtu.be/rrAhyZgz3LM
>>151927551KINGSHAWOOOOOOOOTT!
H-HAYAI
>>151927551BUSHIDOmurott
>>151927606What are the chances of Geats vs Nero having choreography half as good as this if they don't end up hiring that one animator that expressed interest in working on the episode when it was confirmed?
>>151927551Average wmaf family
>>151927633The WM fucks a teenage AF?
>>151927628This doesn't look good though?The effects all look superimposed in a bad way.
>>151927628It would be the same animation team as Ruby vs Maka, which had poor compositing but decent choreography
>>151927628It'd be extremely hard to pull off. To balance it out it'd probably need to be hand drawn entirely to emulate both the Fate anime and Kamen Rider Geats fight scenes
>>151927645She's younger than she looks
>>151927551I've grown very fond of Emboar lately, he's cool
>>151927628For reference this is how Nero fightshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=531dhlwATQM
>>151927689I thought it's the other way around for Asians until they hit 60 and then enter raisin mode
>>151927729>>151927729
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