>They're making a Mario movie out of one of the only parts of the Mario series to have an actual story or any artistic meritOnly based thing Illumination has done.
>>151926168Galaxy is a typical Mario story, just slightly more grandiose due to the space setting. The real unique shit is going to be how they handle Rosalina. The bit where she effortlessly beats Mega Leg is boring, but I actually liked the moment where she reads to the lumas and the two actually behave like a mother and children would. I have absolutely no hope for their interpretation of Junior.
>>151926168They didn't adapt an RPG story though
>>151926168>The Super Princess Peach Movie, co-starring Princess Rosalina>and oh yeah there's two plummer guys who fuck off to the desert I guess
Everything Illumination does is based. People can hate them all they want but they just keep making family friendly adventure movies with simple easily monetized designs that make enough of a profit to justify more family friendly movies.
>>151926238Ok then, how would (You) write the movie?
>>151926544mario and luigi get invited over for a picnic
Should have done supermario 3 as a trilogy.
>>151926544The hero saves the girl
is rosealia gonna be a cunt on account of brie larson??
>>151926544Not making Jr the villain
>>151926374>plummerhello SAAR
>>151926168>The B3313 movie comes out>It's an hour of an AI fucking around with the Illumination Mario movie models and randomly generated environments from assets to build some semblance of a narrative>Some audience members receive barebones adaptations of Mario games>At least a few have gotten Mario Golf or Mario Tennis as their B3313 movie experience>Then, there's those people who walk out the theatre shaking and sweating like a frightened dog>Unspeakable horrors generated by the machine>Bing....bing....>WAHOO
>>151926168Might as well. Mario games have no actual story at all by design and are just a series of weird events made to be fun platform game gimmicks. Miyamoto hated storytelling in games and avoided when possible. >>151926544Still wish they went in more of a Mario 3 direction with a sequel. >A gang of rowdy koopaling punks show up to break Bowser out>They fly off in an airship and spread havoc over every kingdom they come to by trashing the place and stealing magic wands and screwing over the Kings etc.>Mario and Luigi chase the Koopa airship to a desert world, ice world, giant island, floating sky islands and back to the Dark Land. They could make the generic worlds look like other game locations like Sarasland for the desert, the Snow Kingdom for the ice level, Yoshi Island instead of grassland etc.
>>151927194This is why Miyamoto is a hack.
>>151926374>mario and luigi go to mexico>Daisy still doesn't show up somehow (they hint at it with her being busy with some other shit which will coincide with the peach movie that will also connect to how this will slowly end up with a smash bros)
>>151926383Slopper
The first movie is pure uncut normieslop.Easily one of worst movie going experiences I ever had, It's up there with The Last Jedi. Plus it didn't help I play Paper Mario right before seeing it.
