ROMAN BEASTS
WE MUST BE
WORSE MEN
>>151927729Dimeless video.
>>151927744*WORSE WOMEN
ACE FUARKING UKIYO
*BBBBBBRAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP**long stinky turd slops out of my asshole and drops onto floor*
>>151927768....clean that up. now.
>>151927768Nero-chan...
>>151927729The 250k views in a month TITANS
Nero is so fuarking FAST......
>>151927806less actually
>>151927751>>151927806It's what the fans voted for. so this is what we're getting. deal with it.
>>151927817...and STRONG!
If Death Battle was on its last season would Ben prioritize episodes fans want and would draw dimes to minimize the losses, prioritize episodes fans want that would bomb, or prioritize episodes that him and the rest of the Death Battle team want above all else?
>>151927820It's what the retards want, why bother to complain
>>151927729>>151927785>>151927817>>151927830>>151927760Go go go
>>151927806Realistically I don't think it will do THAT badly, even the most dimeless matchups they've ever done like Misaka and Blake have gotten a million in a month. I saw a short from a random Toku youtuber talking about Geats being in DB and it got 100k views
>>151927820Imagine how Ben must be feeling when the fans make him spend 6 months animating an absolute stinker of a match up that's bound to flop
>>151927817Okay so how fast is that exactly?
>>151927850At the very least people know what Kamen Rider and Fate broadly are even if they don't know the actual characters. It'll definitely be the worst performing vid of nu DB though
>>151927834Probably the last one. I imagine they have a lot of hail mary ideas
>>151927860We're getting Shadow vs Mewtwo 2 next year Imagine how badly he felt when Shadow was seeing a resurgence in popularity only for Chiefslayer to win the poll
>>151927869>>151927850It will probably do well if the fight is dubbed entirely in Japanese with English subs to draw in JP viewers
Honestly it could've been worse. We could've gotten vocaloid shit or Sonic.exe.
>>151927834If it's on its last season it would probably be because Ben and Chad want it to end, so probably a mix of both. Doing all the big fan appeal matches and also their white wales.
>>151927866Just going with a lowball of the Milky Way being 100000 light years across and us being about 20000 light years from the center, and assuming it took her a day (probably a ridiculous lowball, I don't know the context), this would still be dozens of millions of times faster than light
>>151927866I don't have the context but an anon last thread posted that apparently the exact distance was 100 million light-years
>>151927894>because Ben and Chad want it to endIt'd also be a matter of dwindling returnsBowser vs Eggman and Shigaraki vs Mahito were the only massive hits and the three episodes before Ash vs Yugi were an infamous streak of duds regardless of their actual qualityMost YouTubers quit when they're ahead these days and the ones who stubbornly stay rake in less than 100k per video now
Who's got this one?
>>151927939SOMEONE RESTRAIN HAL RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>151927897https://youtu.be/lrlkFVlwogo&t=1494She gets banished at 25:05 and returns at 33:00, so it took her about 5 minutes since it doesn't seem like there's any cut in-between
>>151927933Death Battle does well enough it can basically go on indefinitely if they want, which is why whenever it ends it would just be because they want it to
>>151927884no it wouldn't
HOLY CRAP IT'S TRUE ACE IS ALSO FROM THE ROMAN ERA
KINGtrap vs QVEENkoYuji vs DenjiDeath Battle is not allowed to end before these happen.
we hate romans here
>>151927954>>151927920Ah. Well, that makes it really easy. 1.051 * 10^13 times faster than light, or about 10 trillion times FTL. Slower than Kratos btw
>>151927983>>151928010Yeah this is one of the main connections, Nero is the emperor of Rome and Ace is from the Roman Empire
>>151927736You are nothing but a weakling, monster.
>>151928019kill yourself listroon
>>151927987>KINGtrap vs QVEENkoDIMES!>Yuji vs DenjiNICKELS!
>>151927939RAAAAAHHHH!!! GIVE HER TO ME!!! GIVE HER TO ME!!! GIVE HER TO ME!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
>>151927729Jack Frost: The hell? Whats going on?Cirno: You're in the Perfect Freeze.My Perfect Freeze.I am sure you can feel it. The raw cold gathering around you? This is the source of my power!AND HERE...I AM QUEEN!
>>151927939What exactly would Bluey do to Anya in the event that he won?
>>151927939Does Anya get Bond or is that outside assistance?
>>151928000>Kratos could easily solo Nero's plot on his ownKING
>>151927768BRAPrutoGOD
>>151927886Shitposts aside at least these two are actual prominent fighters from series basically built for powerscaling and can have an interesting fight animation
>>151928045>What would an angry dog do to a small, defenceless child in a fight?
What matchups from this are most likely to make it to an episode?
Roman Empire monster
>>151927817Man... That's almost as fast as the weakest mid tiers in Touhou!
>>151927817Alright anon, surely you can post a feat of your hero matching this, right? Your hero surely isn't outdone by some literally who anime girl, right?
>>151928045Bluey's a girl
>>151928075>Gilgamesh vs Yukari YakumoTouhoufags will wank Yukari
>>151928075I'm pretty sure we're getting Luke vs Naruto, Charizard vs Rathalos, Yuji vs Denji, and Steve vs Terrarian.
>>151928075Yuji vs Denji is probably number one for 'definitely fucking happening'Pennywise vs Freddy, Valentine vs Armstrong, Steve vs Terrarian, Terrific vs Fantastic are also a matter of when, not ifI can see Doom vs VecnaThe crew did really like Vergil vs Illidan and MK vs Gilgamesh and expressed a lot of interest in making those into episodes without outside pressureI'm pretty sure they also really liked Hot Rod vs Invincible as wellRest of these are ultimately a tossup whether they'll be made or they'll have different opponents unless I'm missing a big one. Kaneki will likely fight Eren and that's that, Naruto will likely come back to fight Luffy and that's that, as much as I hate to say it Room vs Omori might happen in 2027 to appease John being an autist
>>151927817Worth noting that in Extella when they're facing down the final boss, Nero brings up the idea of using this form (Mystic Code) again and dismisses it because it wouldn't be powerful enough to beat the villain, she needs her Saber Venus form instead.
>>151928101Unironically Z Anime Goku has a feat that's 1000x as impressive...while in base form.
>>151928075I remember when they came to Hot Rod vs Invincible on a cast they said "Oh fuck yeah, we have to do this, finally a good Invincible match" or something
>>151928117>Yuji vs Denji is probably number one for 'definitely fucking happening'What makes you say that? I really want it to happen.
>>151928089>barely-gets-to-the-moonhouuh oh..
>>151928075Aside from what the others saidDeadshot vs Bullseye is a matter of when not ifI can see Alexander Anderson vs Kirei Kotomine happeningEither Sukuna vs Muzan or Sukuna vs AFO has a good chance of happening
>>151928041TARDno, I...
>>151928075>Monster Hunter MC vs Bloodborne HunterWho wins this?
>>151928138CSM and JJK are blazing hot right now, I'm pretty sure Moro is chomping at the bit to make the fight as well. It's basically just leaving money on the table the longer they hold it off, even if it's apparently becoming a big stomp for Denji. The most I can see is that they may want to wait a little bit for Modulo to expand on stuff and possibly CSM to finish but it's going to take a while.
>>151928158STACYno is so COLD and POVVERFVL she FREEZES ice and bypasses ACK Frost's ice drain.
>>151928159It's a big tossup from how their stats and lore are interpreted. I think the MH Hunter is favored slightly because some of their weapon lore implies they can destroy souls which the Bloodborne Hunter may not be able to come back from
>>151928138It's an extremely popular fight they've acknowledged tons of times and it's Moro's number one most wanted match, so he can just ask them to do it and they'd probably let him. It seems likely for next year
>>151928159>>151928175Fatalis' lore and the lore around the armor is pretty busted. I think that's the sole reason the MonHun Hunter would win.
>DB reddit community bullied devilartemis into quitting because they're so retarded thinking he decides the outcome of the matches he animates>we lost one of the best 3D animators for the showlol
i wanna see shovel knight vs shantaeim feeling nostalgic for the smash 4 fighter ballot era
>>151928175Don't Monster Hunter characters and monsters typically do more impressive things visually than most Soulsborne MCs and bosses?
>Kratos should scale to this
KAMEN FUARKING RIDER
>>151928175"On-screen" feats wise (and stretching the definition by a lot) Shara Ishvalda has the dubious earthquake feat but Nakarkos supposedly eradicated an entire village in a short period of time according to a quest description which would be maybe city block+ for those that scale to elder dragonsI think that goes past everything in Bloodborne the Hunter could reasonably scale to
Pleaseeeee Denji stoooop please don't erase that pleaseeee don't erase the cuck devil I will disappear...
>>151928196>we lost one of the best 3D animators for the showOh, did someone else quit?
>>151928209They do, but it's nowhere near as big of a gap as Dragonborn over the Chosen Undead
>>151928019>>151928041Kill yourself listtroon.
The "strongest" character whose entire purpose is to job and have everyone chainscaleleech off of them
>>151928209They're definitely more durable. You have no fall damage in Monster Hunter. While Soulsborne games are notoriously known for dying from bullshit heights. Also with the food buffs the MonHunter gets, the fact that he can carry more potions, can carry traps. I think the Bloodborne Hunter has a bigger weapon variety and he may take the speed advantage.
>>151928249>Denji eats cuck devil>he disappears, causing the cuck devil to reappear>Denji reappears, cycle begins anew
>>151928265>Gojo Satoru seethe out of nowhere
>>151928265Vegeta?
>Hayabusa vs Wolf>Dragonborn vs Chosen Undead>Monster Hunter MC vs Bloodborne MCKinda funny most of the Soulsbornes fights end with the other guy statstomping the other character enough times until they quit (because Swan will ignore any sort of permadeath attack the other guy has)
>>151928265WORFTOS!
>>151928196Devil is alright but his work fell off in the Kickstarter era. Granted, if Bardock won, I think Omnidock would've gone down as a respected fight since I find it fun. Chiefslayer is also solid. Hulkzilla was bad and Krasura is terrible
>Nero vs geats comes out>Does extremely well>Positive reception >Meanwhile>Light vs columbo and Traveler vs Aang drops>Dead on arrival >"Man this was straight ass">"Fr fr">Death battle (Ben and Chad) stops listening to its researchers for suggestions and instead do more ToCs for members only>More kino episodes get madeThis is what will happen.
>>151928240Shara actually also straight up levels mountains into the ocean during it's fight. But yeah, it's another dynamic of 'Soulsborne protagonist fights a physically superior fighter and has to rely on their arsenal and revives to survive'. I think the Bloodborne hunter is argued to be faster and has an overall deadlier arsenal like invisibility or literal arcane magic even if the Monster Hunter can largely match it.
>>151927820>>151927860I hope they half ass it and piss off both fagdoms. It's what all parties deserve.
BRING ME KRATOS
>>151928295Traveler vs Aang will probably be an okay fight if Ruby vs Maka is anything to go by
>>151928274kek
>>151928265Wyzen from Asura's Wrath actually. Every other deity is stronger than him, even in his giant Gongen form. Granted, Asura killing him alone is good enough for a great feat
kino
>>151928304Kill yourself listtroon.
>>151928304Fuck of listtroon
>>151928284Wolf is probably fighting William Adams. The crew and Swan has said before he considers it the perfect matchup. I do think Wolf loses because William's revives are arguably even more busted than any Soulsborne protagonist.I am really curious to see how they'll handle Tarnished vs Link because that's definitely the one fight where the Soulsborne protagonist has the means to keep up stat-wise. Though Link has auto-revives of his own like fairies.
>>151927860I pray that this makes him stop polling discord for suggestions
>>151928334Iirc the Link vs Tarnished blog a researcher worked on says resurrections in Elden Ring take too long to be viable, since each time you die it passes the day-night cycle
>>151928295Knowing the type of matchup Nero vs Geats is, what's the bare minimum it needs to be considered a success? Alex vs Cole numbers? Wile E vs Tom numbers?
>>151928075Duke vs Sam is in the same camp as Cole vs Alex
>>151928265Entire Justice League...
>>151928334Shouldn't Jack Garland vs William Adams be a better MU
>powerscalers will call this wall level
>>151928181>>151928161JJK is gonna get the season 3 anime soon and CSM is set up for getting a movie/short anime for one of the best arcs in manga history (IntAss) soon. They're both gonna burn even hotter next year 2026-2027. That's not even the absolute peak for both either.When CSM gets the gun-control arc animated and JJK gets Gojo vs Sukuna that'll probably be the peak of both of them. Both of those are gonna happen in the late 2020s.The best feats for both of them aren't gonna get animated for a long time though.Meanwhile DIMELESSdadan is already irrelevant.
>>151928075I looked up Carnage vs Alex Mercer and saw people say Carnage. Is Mercer actually a FRAUD?
>>151928367I don't see any proof that he can destroy a wall in this webm.
>>151928380lol mercer can wipe out everyone on that list it's not even funnyblacklight virus is broken beyond belief
>>151928362God batwank is so ridiculous.>>151928367>takes multiple hits with an axe to kill random banditsWEAKtos...
>>151928364Jack just shitstomps so hard it's not even funny
>>151928364No, Wolf vs William is the legacy match because Nioh vs Sekiro was the actual fandom rivalry
>>151928380Carnage just takes him over, seems like a bad matchup
>>151928367Wall level is too high for you, monster
We all agree that the fun ganh are wall level at best right?
>>151928384>>151928397Every one of those generic bandits could destroy a planet if they wanted and are also moving at five trillion times the speed of light.
>>151928404you don't know how OP mercer is
>>151928316Partly true. Asura is free from the chainscaling due to directly killing the guy. Yasha has better feats than Wyzen due to kicking the Karma Fortress and helping Asura defeat Vlitra. Deus has the hand clap feat, I think but he does chainscale a bit due to bodying Asura and Yasha during their fights. Augus is a mixed bag but he has his planet pierce feat and moon slicing feat. Sergei, Olga and Kalrow are definitely chainscaling leeches though.There’s Chakravartin but well, everybody knows him.
>>151928364No because even if William Adams had more impressive visual feats Jack Garland can just any Final Fantasy scaling him out of existence
>>151928421Carnage hard counters mercer though even if he's a living virus.
>>151928265That's quite literally Pochita
>>151928413Kris' feetmy cockdo the math
>>151928421Take whatever Mercer wank you're going to say back to 2010, he's a jobber who lost to angry black man
>>151928357 Hard to say but probably something like a million in a week, it will likely be 3D but unlike Ruby vs Maka most of their models already exist and you don't need to commission anything, and a lot of the cost I imagine is subsidized by the memberships which paid for this episode in the first place
>>151928367Could Sonic do this?
>>151928413Yeah but since Death Battle buys that creation = AP now they'd range from city to solar system busters depending on how schizophrenic the researchers are feeling that day.
>>151928440>gets killed by elfen lied whore
>>151928451Ralsei....
>>151928357Desu I feel like they'll just put 3 sponsors on it and/or put it next to a big dimes match like Yuji vs Denji and call it a day
>>151928316Is it really chainscaleleeching if almost every character gets more impressive feats than him
>>151928367I did the chronology alignment mainly using sources stated by Hercules. Based on Hercules’ statement in God of War III, during Kratos’ journey in God of War I, Hercules was still doing his famous Twelve Labors. According to myth, after Hercules’ story, within the passing of one generation, the Trojan War occurs. The Trojan War is a Bronze Age event.If we assume that the Trojan War occurred in between God of War I and God of War III—or perhaps even during God of War III—then that must mean that Kratos’ journey took place during the Late Bronze Age, right around the collapse of the Bronze Age. This actually fits how destructive God of War III is, as it mirrors the collapse of Bronze Age civilizations.Greece during the events of the Greek saga was, at best, Late Bronze Age. However, this creates a problem when looking at God of War: Chains of Olympus, which establishes that the Persians already existed as an Iron Age civilization. The Persian Empire is an Iron Age empire, which creates a roughly 600–700 year time difference between Persian and Greek development.This could mean that the Persians’ dimension was more technologically advanced than Greece’s. Like the developers said, the God of War universe exists as pocket dimensions within the planet. Under this logic, the Persians either invaded from a different dimension, or the Persians time-traveled to invade Bronze Age Greece during the events of Chains of Olympus.If we assume that when Kratos ventures to the Norse realms, the anchor point is still the collapse of the Bronze Age, then the Norse realms already had their mythology developed to something closer to the Migration Period or Viking Age. That creates roughly a 2,000-year gap.Meaning Kratos took a 2k-year journey just to escape Greece.
>>151928265Isn't it funny that both Final Fantasy and Fate's Gilgamesh's entire purpose is basically this
>>151928481She's broken as shit and carnage has gotten much stronger since that.
>>151928505What, is Fate's Gilgamesh still not the strongest servant?
>>151928500
>solos your favorite female character without concept of difficulty
>>151928481she fodderizes Mercer even harder
>>151928075Man we need more horror matchups. Who can The Creeper be matched against? Or Wishmaster?
>>151928551Magik is immune to mindhax (most of the time)
>>151928500Length of Greece = 585 milesTimeframe = 2000 years Assuming the absolute highball for this calc: = 1.4916951 *10^-5 m / sFor reference, this is about ~4500x slower than the slowest animal on Earth, the 3-toed sloth.
>>151928551Post Hypno brainwashing Horakhty
>>151928537>>151928555I watched the anime a loooong time ago and I don't remember her doing anything crazy. She just have invisible force field-like arms. Kinda reminds me of Bazelguese from Re:Zero. I know Carnage wasn't a pushover when that battle happened so how the fuck did she beat him?
>>151928577Her arms are pretty bullshit and she pretty much nukes the world in the end iirc.
>>151928577cause she does this at the end of the manga
>>151928551>Always seems to come down to us two>Haigure scenarios we put women through
>>151928551My Favorite heroine is dark and likes bugs
>>151928593Oh...
>>151928603Hypnosis ignores dark typing immunity
How fast would moving so fast you're out of synch with the time of reality be? This is one of Geats's stronger forms he gets about mid-way through the series. I assume not as fast as that Nero thing.
>>151928551What if my favorite female character is blind
>>151928563KINGtos....took some rest in between, okay?
>>151928621I mean this is just immeasurable, I would suppose Nero would scale to some similar autism if they were just going to go straight infinite with both of their speeds
Do you think DB would have Ojama Yellow vs Hypno as a never ever because the entire basis of the fight is a joke about hypnosis porn
>stomps your favorite characterHow do you cope?
>>151928629Hypnosis works on Pokemon without eyes
>>151928611I'm pretty sure my Gardevoir got fucked over by an Obstagoon's dark type immunity when she tried to use hypnosis on it
>>151928663It probably just missed, Hypnosis is 60% accurate
>>151928605To be fair she is a huge glass canon
>>151928551>>151928603>>151928663ENOUGH. My HEROINE and BEST FRIEND fights SHITno
What exactly is stopping any girl from slapping the pendulum away and beating the shit out of Hypno
>>151928656Chiaotzu fodder.
>>151928702Rape Force fate manipulation.
>>151928663>DARKED fantasies out of NO WHEREFavourite trainer?
>>151928702That's antisemitic
>>151928702Instant Loss 2-Koma scaling means it's immeasurably fast
>>151928445>>151928279>They're fighting alreadyYup the waiting period for this match will be kino.
>>151928729Why Kenny "I Beat Ash Ketchum" the Contest Coordinator!
>>151928729Why...who else but kiNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNg Harmonia Gropius!
>>151928729Who else but Cynthia?
desu my only hope for Geats vs Nero is that the fight track sounds like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElQIbHsT3Ikhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoHrfKZ5jno
women from all over the world come to Mumbai and you say that I don't see many? White women are everywhere here.We get it you think all of us are living in slums. New Age Indian men are over 6 feet on average with larger endowments than their European counterparts. Face the music, friend. When all things are equal, Indian men outcompete you everywhere.Don't be surprised when you see more of your women jump from the sinking ship.
>>151928778Good for you, Uubbro.
>>151928778Yeah yeah, cool little uub. now hurry up and get in the toilet like a good little kek. don't forget to sing the funny song or I'll have bejita flush you.
>>151928805You called?
I NEED 1-A SCALING
>>151928663well you're unironically wrong
Post Kratos chopping down a tree
>>151928695Does it really count if they have protective shielding powers?
Mountain Ogres.
>>151928159Its a bit wonky depending on what you give Good Hunter and your interpretation of him. Depending on that, Monster Hunter might be unable to even keep him down or perceive him at all
>>151928334Wolf definitely gets bodied. William kicked the fucking Yamata No Orochi's ass
>>151928656>So small
>>151928869To be fair, Wolf kicked the Divine Dragon's ass. William's resurrections are just too absurdly broken though
>>151928334The only thing William is weak to is Japanese pussy
Kinda funny most Soulsborne characters are fucked for visual feats or even basic gameplay representation so they basically have to rely on lore and resurrection
>>151928879>Ichibei victim
>>151928901Elden Ring is of course the only notable exception, because Radahn and friends
>>151928890The divine dragon encounter was weird on if it even happened in reality. Though even if you want to take it at face value, Orochi>>>>>>Divine Dragon. That's some Susanoo shit. That's not even getting into William 1v1ing a berserk Nioh 2 protag who took down Otakemaru
>>151928897>Springtrap vs Junko out of NOWHERE
>>151928901Tarnished has pretty good visual feats. The big issue is that most Soulsborne protags have ridiculous regen so you kind of have to pit them up against someone stronger or who may possibly be able to negate their regen to make it an interesting fight
>>151928890Frankly it's not even that. William stomps for the simple reason that he can wear plate armor
>>151928846BOOM. DONE.
>>151928846No.
>>151928922Crazy how Junotrap will end with KINGtrap impregnating Junko and forcing her to give birth to his reincarnation in a pregnancy that causes her death.
Do you think they'd try to get Torrian for a Wolf vs William Adams fight, seems like the sorta thing he'd like and be perfect for
>>151928933If this were Deadliest Warrior I'd agree with you, but plate armor is unlikely to matter when both sides are going to be stated to be able to bust buildings with single blows
>>151928950I don't know if he's ever expressed interest in Nioh or Fromsoft shit? But yeah, it's probably the kind of matchup he'd look at and think is cool as shit
>>151928956the joke is that a random European guy in plate armor is invulnerable in Sekiro
KIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGTTTTTRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP
>>151928918All the protags generally lack for personal feats but some have loose Radahn esque enemy wank like Bloodborne enemies tearing cosmic holes in space, shooting meteors and shit.Lore wise though it generally comes down to Good Hunter, Elden Lord, and maaybe Slayer of Demons due to the whole lynchpin of reality thing.Poor Bearer of the Curse is in last place, but on the bright side he is probably the smartest of the Soulsborne protags
>>151928956There's a boss in Sekiro that Wolf can't hurt at all and he just wears regular plate armor. Swan will probably just ignore it because of course.The actual calc will probably be Isshin being said to summon storms or something for biggaton calcs and uh...I don't know what will be used for William but I do remember you fight and beat a living mountain in Nioh 2 which he can easily scale to. I assume Nioh has even more absurd potential lorewank.
>>151928981All you need is to point to Orochi. That or William throwing down with big dick Oda Mother Fucking Nobunaga
>>151928862For DB sake he'd have to perceive him. Like how they had Naruto perceive Ichigo and Madara perceive Aizen. Here's how I think it is>Durability/Endurance = MonHun Hunter>Speed/Weapon variety = Bloodborne Hunter>Support (healing and buffs) = MonHun HunterIf it comes down to feats then yeah that's a tricky one. Because lore-wise the Great Ones should be scaled higher than Monster Hunter monsters, but of course gameplay wise in Bloodborne it doesn't feel that way.
This guy would put AFO and the League of Villains down in a fucking day good lord
>>151929001Eh, if you REALLY want to use lore for Monster Hunter, they can also get way beyond the scope of anything they show in-game
>>151929016KEKLoretosbros I'm SHAKING
>>151929016Could you imagine universal+ Hunters
>>151929016What the fuck
>>151929000To be fair Nobunaga does casually low diff William, you can't really use him for scaling.This is probably beyond the scope of any strength feats you can pull for Wolf. Wolf should definitely be way faster though
Hear me outSomeone from Thunderbolt Fantasy vs someone from Kamen RiderDon't know who would be a good matchup but I think there IS a good matchup
>>151929026>>151929025>>151929032The best part is that Dalamadur isn't even part of the 'absolute strongest MH monsters' club. It's goofy as shit
>>151929050Shah is a G final boss at least. I don't buy Fatalis and Alatreon being the strongest because "MUH BLACK DRAGONS" when Bloodbath Diablos gapes every single one of them. I fucking hate Fatalis and his shitty wank.
>>151929005>taking down All For One and the League of VillainsNot a high bar. Even Batman could do that.
Give some fatalis matchups
>>151929066>Alduin>Grigori
>>151929066The Jonkler, spiritually the same as him.
>>151929066He's like Planetary or something right? Deathwing maybe
>>151929043Decade vs Shang Bu Huan
>>151929066I see Gamera sometimes
>>151929037Pretty sure there's some post game thing where William takes him on. Doesn't matter much though because Orochi alone is kind of a fuck you to Wolf's stuff. That's without getting into Hidechiyo, Kyuubi, Otakemaru, Daidara Bocchi (ie literally walking mountain), Gasha Dokuro (ie kaiju skeleton nigga) Yoshitsune, and one of the Hayabusas
>>151929066They did a cast on Gamera vs Fatalis and seemed kind of receptive but that's just a weird matchup
Is fatalis the most supernatural monster on the series? Other monsters uses speculative biology to explain how they work but that isnt the case with fatalis
>>151929098It seems like Capcom is actively trying to retcon everything supernatural
>>151929089There's also the fact that if they do the fight when Nioh 3 releases that probably gives William even more scaling to work with. I can at least buy Wolf taking skill and speed in the actual fight, but yeah William would take power, abilities and resurrective powers
>>151929098Probably. Its like Doomsday tier where it just angries its way back and absorbs the ones who make armor and weapons out of ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoFIf6OEjwo
>>151929098He's just a big lizard who breathes fire and can totally regen bro just trust me (never seen in game and only vaguely implied to maybe be the case)There is so much more absurd shit than himThe Rise final bosses and their psychic possession for instance, any ice monster that produces ice lasers, etc
>>151929107The whole regenerates from his own equipment and possess the hunter wearing it its too good to be retconned
>>151929098Fatalis isn't really 'supernatural' so much as it doesn't make any sense from an ecological perspective as there's no reason for a monster that much more powerful than anything else to exist
>>151929098>>151929118Shah Dalamadur creates time and light id you believe weapon/armor desciptions but Fatalis maybe regenerating is what does it for you?
>>151929098iirc there's some lore that suggests it splits space time everytime it appears which is why there are supposedly no records on it each time it makes an appearance
Also fatalis has some creppypasta-tier shit like melting hunters to create its scales
>>151929001On second thought I don't even think the Bloodborne Hunter takes the speed feat when the MonHun Hunter fights fucking Valstrax.
>>151929161It's not creepypasta shit, it tries it on you in-game. There's the one attack where it traps you to it's chest and tries melting you onto it's scales
>infinite regeneration (no you can't see it)>STRONGEST monster>splits TIME and SPACEI'm gonna start hateposting on this guy this is fucking dumbI don't accept this lame motherfucker as the strongest monsterI HAVE FOUGHT THIS OLD FUCK, HE FIGHTS LIKE HE HAS DEMENTIA AND DIABETES IN EVERY GAME BUT SHITEBORNETHERE ARE MULTIPLE FATALITHERE'S A CRIMSON ONE AND A OLD MAN ONEDO NOT WANK THIS WEAK BITCH, HE IS NOTHING TO ME
My cock solos your strongest waifus
KINGTALISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>151929170I mean its something you would see in some shitty Creepypasta, not actually in-game also the fact that fatalis is sentient enough to enjoy doing that shit
>>151929183KINGmon...
>>151929185>KINGtalis is a BLACK Dragon so he is STRONGER than Creator Deity Shah DalackravartinSTOP THIS MADNESS, WE MUST BE BETTER DRAGONS
Whats your favorite monster? It has a matchup? Mine is chameleos
FATAAAAAALLLLIIISSSTOOOOOOSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
>>151929209Always has to be Deviljho, I love that lil nigga like you wouldn't believe. I think his one matchup is like Guzzlord or something which he probably loses
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENS IN THIS SHOW WHAT DO YOU MEAN GEATS IS KAMEN RIDER JESUS
When White Fatalitos told Alatreus that he did not care to listen about his wife's history and snapped Baldr Miralis' neck for telling him that she was fucking other men and calling her a slut I teared up.
We need a TRAPPED and BETRAYED story for DB featured characters.
>>151929227yo is that the tranny from squid games
>>151929237DevilArtemis TRAPS and BETRAYS Asura in the KINGtos chamber
>>151928846I CAN'T TREE
>>151929237TRAPPED and BETRAYED in a long cosmology scaling chain to bump up a STREET LEVEL FRAUD to a BOUNDLESS BEAST
Grim (Billy and Mandy) VS Neku (The world ends with you)The best match ups are the ones you can't call instantly.
>>151929229>Alatreusdamn you
>>151929183LET'S FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>151929209Idk. Rajang is up there. I think him vs Yujiro or some Goku expy from a weaker verse than Dragon Ball would be funny. Infernape?
>>151929229>AlatreusGodfuckingdamnit
IS THAT A FUCKING ANGEL
>>151929237Silver Sufer is BETRAYED and TRAPPED in Death Battle, forced to kill an innocent man knowing full well he's not in control and he will one day kill another innocent person for the amusement of higher powers
Geats gets RAPED and GAPED by Build
>>151929315What if he doesn't fight someone innocent
>>151929312B-brother?
>>151929293My cock tanked those teeth
>>151928019Canon.Also, Can you believe that Dante has more legitmate universe level feats than Kratos?
>>151927729with FGO just recently concluding its 2nd big story arc, where do they now rank on the pecking order for their MUs?
>>151928075Something to point out about Freddy vs Pennywise. In Welcome To Derry, Pennywise was temporarily placed in a dream-state where he was gaslit into thinking he was someone else. He broke out of it of course, but this was done by some random black dude. Freddy would have miles more power in this scenario. People say Freddy would lose in the real world, but I don't know about that. In Nightmare on Elm Street 2 he was still able to use his powers in the real world, although not nearly as powerful as the dream world.
Getting RAPED and GAPED? All a part of my plan. You fell right into my hands...
>>151929436Aizen...
>>151929435>MULTIVERSAL TURTLE-SAMA PLEAAAAAASE LEND ME SOME CHAINSCALING! PLEAS PRETEND THOSE CHILDREN WHO GAPED ME WERE BLESSED BY YOU! PLEASE TURTLE-SAMA I'M BEGGING YOU!
And now God is here for some reason.
>>151929436Dr Wily...
>>151929436Light....
>>151929436The protagonist of Teeth (2007)...
>>151928334Nah, I think that Wolf ought to take it because his brand of immortality is a lot more instantaneous and in addition he just sorta has the Mortal Blade.
>>151929435How this matchup work? Freddy is usually in the dream world and pennywise no, its going to be like giorno vs joke
>>151929293Vagina DentataWhat a horrible phraseIt means no penisFor the rest of your daysIt is a phallus freeMonstrosityVagina Dentata
>>151929485Mortal Blade is more for the bugs while William is more spirit hax. Either way I dont see Wolf landing a killing blow if William gets everything. If I recall right the dude knows japanese magic and shit on top of everything else
>>151928897He conquered that pussy though, turning a former boss into his loyal wife
>>1519294872:11Pennywise can go to sleephttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT9VlLeSAzc100% how the Death Battle would start is Pennywise is thinking he's terrorizing a group of kids, but then they start singing that Freddy's coming for you song and Freddy reveals himself. Then at some point Freddy gets taken to the real world.
What would Kratos think of a Creature Teacher?
>>151929417I vividly recall how the fantasy trees had galaxies inside of them that everyone said were a illusion ended up becoming real by the end because of some schizo logic in the story, and Maris Chaldeas (part 2 big bad) was gonna rewrite the universe or something like that.
>>151929485The problem is that Wolf actually can't beat William with the Mortal Blade. William's immortality can't be severed by the Mortal Blade, it's tied to Saoirse, who Wolf likely can't see or deal with. Even if Wolf were to kill Saoirse, William can bring her back to life by just believing in her as he maintains her existence. Basically William can resurrect for as long as he just wills it.How William kills Wolf is a lot tougher, but there are moves in Nioh that allow you to kill an opponent with their own sword which could net him the win.
>>151929507Mortal Blade isn't just the bugs though, since it also works on Isshin and is required for wounding the Divine Dragon.And while Wolf isn't gifted in Onmyouji or Esoteric Ninjutsu, he does have prosthetics and items built for combating the supernatural like the Divine Confetti, Snap Seed, both the Suzaku and Lilac Umbrellas, and both the Lazullite Axe and Shurikan.
Have you NO match ups for the tribe unmourned??? For SHAME. Very well, COME to me Kratos. COME to me through TOLERANCE and ACCEPTANCE.
>>151929605He is too based and strong for Death Battle
>this is a 350 year old womanDear god
>>151929547Quantumtos Super Position: He must both be a better man and a worse monster at the same time.
>>151929506Kek
*Solos all of the Chainsaw Man setting*
"Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach and then chainscale off their students."
>>151929648Okay Yoda
Why do people want Denji vs Yuji now? Yuji still has more content coming (no way gege is totally done with jjk now) and Denji still isn't done with his story (Fuji will do a part 3 let's not kid ourselves). It feels totally shortsighted to force a match out of it now and something only tourists want to happen at the moment. Sukuna or even Yoru(not against sukuna) feel like much better candidates for a dimes matchup. Hell, bring reze or power in if you can't be arsed to wait for season 3 of chainsaw man.
A BOUNDLESS BEAST is still a MONSTER. And a teacher TEACHES monsters.
>Maki from Airmaster now kinda scales to fucking Kamen Rider KaijinHUH?
>>151929658Because both are about to get new anime and it'd be a very well performing episode. We aren't sure Death Battle with survive into 2029 when Part 3 of CSM comes out.
>>151929541That battle should be live action
>>151929658The people want the COG vs the KEK
Omori vs Room is inevitable
>>151929672But it would be a half baked episode. Infact, i'm not sure if it would actually be a well performing episode. People were hyped about gojo and makima, not Denji and yuji. Yoru gets 10x more attention than Denji and she's a manga only character . They need an actually complete adaptation for the audience to love them as much as the most popular characters.
>>151928295I think basically everyone who isn't a gachaslurper has already recognized Traveler vs Aang will suck major ass from the moment it became a guaranteed episode so either everyone will think to themselves "yeah that was pretty much as bad as I was expecting" or maybe cope that it was actually good because they pulled Moro or someone of that caliber out of their ass ala Miles vs DekuLight vs Columbo is a shitpost episode that supposedly won't even interfere with the schedule of other episodes so I doubt anyone will care that much if it sucks or has a dumb verdict
>>151929716The ideal time to do it would be when Gojo vs Sukuna and the Gun-Control arc come out in anime form. That'll be the peak popularity for both series.Idk if Death Battle will live until 2028 though.
>>151929713>Omori CANONICALLY uses pepper spray in battleCan ANY sub-average adult human tier stop this BEAST!?
>>151929708Actually, now that I think about it, does Yuji even have any slander against him? No crossdressing allegations, no cuckoldry claims, and no "UH ACTUALLY MULTIVERSAL MOUNTAIN" fraudery.
>>151929748Yeah, Isaac
>>151929435Well, movie Freddy would destroy live action pennywise despite what some retards will say. >Pennywise can't dreamI have no fucking idea where people get this idea. There are several points in the IT NOVEL where it is explicitly described to sleep and have dreams. Sure, it's of a higher order than humans but it's still possible for Freddy to invade given his nature as a dream demon. Fucking casuals I swear. >Real worldHmmm that is controversial ain't it? Freddy should actually win more often than not in a straight up brawl. Freddy vs Jason proves this. Meanwhile, pennywise got his ass beat by a baseball bat in the live action flick and is just a giant spider otherwise. Not impressive. Yet.....novel IT can use his deadlights and can literally force his full power onto the physical plane causing the destruction of everything. Freddy can negate the deadlights but he can't handle actually fighting it's true form. He has no divine protection. But, the death battle team likely doesn't know this and just skims off vsbattles and reddit. I kind of don't like this match (for current death battle) the more I think about it. It feels like it's going to be a catastrophe no matter who wins.
>>151929756Omori would TANK an abusive mother and GAPE her with pepper spray hax. Issac has nothing.
>>151929767>Omori can't even tank Mari in his AU fanfics where Mari rapes and tortures Sunny>Isaac CASUALLY kills his own mother 3 separate timesKWABOTY!
>>151929749He has the "Sukuna I am going to kill you" moment before jobbing. In general he's just kind of a jobber in actuality. Everyone came out of the Sukuna fight looking retarded. Even Sukuna.
>>151929713Lmao no it isn't, I couldn't say that with a straight face even if I was trying to pull a doomfag psyopDid you see Ben's complete lack of interest during the cast? It was probably the most you could tell he clearly didn't want to be there since the one Homura vs Kurumi trainwreck of a pitch that basically killed that matchup for good. Not even the chat seemed to care about the matchup and most were wondering who the literally who tranalog horror faggot was and why he was being pitched to fight Omori.
>>151929749Being a boring motherfucker? Thats about it desu.He doesn't have any good feats either from my knowledge.
>>151929778>>Issac casually kills his own mother... in his deranged oxygen-deprivation-fueled headcanon
>>151929761It's why it gets included on the usual 'are you guys ready for next year' ritual post of matches that are going to result in severe autism. There's also the fact Stephen King is an annoying leftist, IT canonically loses to faggots in the live action movie, and of course the thing this thread will be focused on the most, the sewer orgy
>>151929749>>151929790 (me)Oh and one more thing. He like never fights on his own.
I have a feeling Ben is interested in Kris (deltarune) vs the batter (off). Idk why I just have a strange gut feeling about it. >Off gets 2-0 against the toby fox universe. Would be pretty funny.
>>151929803It's genuinely a pretty good match in the sea of indieslop shit DBM is trying to put onto the show like Slay the Princess. I'd take it over Sans vs Judge or whatever.
>>151929767>Pepper spray makes you cry>Isaac gets more powerful the more he cries since he literally kills enemies with his tearsUnfortunately JOBmori has sealed his own fate.
>>151929761How exactly does Freddy negate the deadlights in the real world?
>>151929796>Isaac and Omori would be the first two characters on the show to have all their scaling be literal deranged headcanonfunny
>Slay the Princess>DDLCDo you think DBM forgets these fights are meant to be like, animated? Like even ignoring how dimeless these matchups would be, how would they scramble any sort of fight animation out of characters like Monika.It's the sort of shit you have like, a slightly more researched Cast for solely for the curiosity of a debate, not an actual DB
>>151929837Just not look at them lol. Plus, given that people are using composite Freddy in these debates, he apparently has a few ways to escape the deadlights or protect himself from them. Doesn't matter really but it's there.
The crimson king is actually that powerful as vsbw list him? I Heard he died from gunshots in the novel but i didnt read it
>>151929848Slay the Princess might be...okay...for animation. She turns into a bunch of weird monsters so that at least gives her something to do in a fight.But yeah no. Most of their shit bookings are meant to be for weird fanfiction
>>151929845>have all their scaling be literal deranged headcanon>the first charactersYou sure about that?
>>151929748>Omori CANONICALLY uses pepper spray in battleProof?
>>151929761Also death battle unironically counts experience in these matchups and Freddy has faced far more supernatural opponents than pennywise
>>151929848They could rip Mob Psycho as a joke match like they ripped Asura's Wrath for Courage vs Scoobyhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=RuPGCjlx5tIMonika is Keiji (the guy who's not the main character) and Princess can be Mob. Idk who wins (rooting Monika because she has better porn) but it'd be funny.
>>151929866https://youtube.com/watch?v=N4AGB_PKkFIBelow average human tierbros I am SHAKING in FEAR...
>>151929859She has a popular Matchup with the noir detective scp but i don't think it has that much of potential
>>151929848Actually Slay the Princess does have animation and has at least some motion with its CGs so it's at least a step above DDLC which is largely just static .pngs and occasionally changing posesGranted Slay the Princess should not appear on Death Battle because, while a good game, is ass for powerscaling and the matchups I see for it are without exception absolute rubbish, but it's at least a step up from DDLC in terms of having any animation potential.
>Jojo part 7 coming soon>Mega hype>Will be as popular in the cultural zeitgeist as part 3 was if not more>Funny Valentine is the most anticipated character by far to gain interest with normies>No single perfect matchup has been found for him (admitted to by Swan and Ben)Who should he fight?
>>151929875Princess unfortunately RAPES and GAPES. I have no idea why but Slay the Princess has become some weird hot button topic for powerscalers because if you interpret some of the game's text in a disingenuous way she just becomes straight up unironically outerversal, like 'infinitely transcending the purest form of reality at the level incomprehensibly beyond the true nature of all things' type autism
>>151929907Anyone but Armstrong. Please, anyone but him. I want Armstrong to have a cool fight and not get lamehaxxed.
>>151929907People want Armstrong and there's really nothing else. When did Ben say it's not a perfect matchup? I can see Swan saying that because he's a Jojofaggot at least
>>151929907Mario (NBA)
>>151929922Armstrong is for Homelander
>>151929927In some cast or ballot episode some years ago. It was a offhand comment.
>>151929907Everyone agrees it should be a politician but the only available characters are like>Armstrong>Richard Nixox (monumentmythos)>Red HulkMaybe the latter 2 are a little more debatable (Valentine NOT getting stomped is the hard part for Nixon) with their own hax but come on. These are fucking terrible.
>>151929916She's a cosmic horror deity. Makes sense that she's outerversal.
>>151929952Maybe king Bradley?
Fuck it. Valentine is for Kamoshida. Jojosona part 2 baby.
>>151929907>>151929922>For Sponging: “If it weren't for an already pre-existing stat edge, the nanomachines allowed him to heal any damage, block lethal blows from sharp objects like D4C's hands, could likely resist the Sponger effect (due to being able to resist similar quantum manipulation as seen in the HF-Blade), and simply allowed him to counteract most of Valentine's means of winning.” “Even if Armstrong couldn't counteract Valentine's merging, which was unlikely with both his arguments of resistance and blitzing, it was unlikely Valentine could get it off on someone who both overpowered him in physical strength, preventing him from tossing him into two objects, or someone who could just pull himself out should be trapped half-way due to his inherent lifting strength and speed which as depicted with Diego and Hot Pants is one-hundred precent possible to perform.”>For Love-Train “Valentine's Love Train was a dangerous pocket dimension that could turn any attack thrown at it into misfortunate, both empowered by Lucy Steel and the Corpse Parts. However, not only was Lucy Steel a vulnerable target as she was sleeping during the usage of Love Train, it has been displayed in the past that sheer force to the placement of a Corpse Part will disconnect it from your body, and as seen with Lucy... Her whole body is simply formed out of the Saint's body. Even if Armstrong wasn't granted support by the Winds of Destruction who could easily identify the fact that Valentine is centralized in one area, it was unlikely that Armstrong couldn't deal with Lucy through sheer area of power with his massive range in physical blows, of which he's willing to ruin the area around him if he's pissed off enough. lolololol
>>151929967He gets raped even harder than Armstrong
>>151929974>Not only was this true, but Love Train wasn't really that good of a trump card. While it made Valentine immune to any damage, which Armstrong likely couldn't bypass without extensive arguments to be made between the comparison of gravity and the nanomachines' ability that broke the understandings of physics, it also made Valentine incapable of hitting Armstrong. Even if Valentine could use his Stand while in Love Train, it's been shown that his ability requires him to consciously move someone between two objects or pull them into one in order to activate it, meaning Valentine had no means to send Armstrong into another dimension while in Love Train. Even if one were to argue that it could send misfortune right back out when Armstrong attacked it, which it has not shown the capability of, let alone on a level that could harm Armstrong, it has been shown to only create these events through a conversion of force to probability. Thus, it was unlikely Love Train could even do anything to Armstrong with its transmutation as it has never shown the means of directly reflecting an attack back, only across the world. Realistically, Armstrong would probably want that to happen, anyways. More conflict, yippee!”
>>151929967I don't think Bradley can do anything about D4C, you basically need powernull to shut it off to win. Basically Funny camps a victory with bodyswapping and Funny armies and dura neg hax for every brick. Maybe Father with the homonculi is a better pick.
Scp-1440 vs death from puss in boots who wins
