She would be a Tech CEO right now.
No she'd be a "former gifted child" girl-failure.don't ask how I know ;-;
>>151928977She would be a stay-at-home mother of eight
>sheYou know I'm right.
>>151928977wasnt in the supposed continuation, she got super hot and was a successful scientist and she and tj hook up?
>>151928977>kid protagonists: where are they nowHoly shit I love these kinds of threads
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>>151929255They did Otto dirty. All of his friends are successful and he's a failure probably living off of his sister.
>>151929255Timmy turner in particular almost always grows up fuckin SHREDDED
>>151929040Shhhhh, we don't talk about the Recess sequel here.
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>>151929451Mac's real name is Ronald McDonald?
>>151928977TJ: Used car salesmanVince: Minor League Baseball CoachMikey: opera singerGretchen: NASA employeeSpinelli: MechanicGus: Died from friendly fire in combat
>>151929491canonically, ttj got rich off an app and became a recluse when spinelli turned him down. she became a cop and got with vince who got hurt and couldnt be a pro ball player and they have a daughter who is the main kid of the new recess group. gretchen did become a famous scientiest and got hot, mikey died, and gus trooned out. randal is the new principal and tj has to donate to the school to make him let kids has recess again
>>151929255wtf AJ
I WANT TO FUCK RHONDA AND NADINE!!!
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>>151929863Phoebe's parents would not approve of her dating a black boy. They wouldn't be together in high school.
>>151929863>Implying Helga wouldn't have PVRE GERMAN VDDERS
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>>151930176kys
>>151929725Mikey died of "a mysterious disease a few years back", don't forget that parthttps://archive.org/details/recess-next-bell-pitch-bible/page/14/mode/1up
>>151929205>sells weed>sells herself for weed>unpaid intern>hr dei hire>tumblr about cats and cat licking and replace cat with pussies>dead of diabetus>registered pedophile>gaymur cryptobro who never has any money on him
>>151929255>nightclub and petting zooDo you pet the skank strippers?
>>151929010You joke but I'd love for that to be a trend in her fan art.
>>151928992>SpoilerI see.... you too huh? I think I might understand that pain[/spoiler]except I'm a boy[/spoiler]>>151929255>Nightclub and petting zooWhy isn't this a thing yet?
>>151929725>mikey diedSay sike right now
>>151928977She'd probably be a pirate lass.
>>151930950nope see>>151930222
>>151930222Vax status?
>>151930950>>151930222mikey becomes one of those white guys who flies to India/Tibet/etc to do some hippie guru self discovery mumbo jumbo bullshit (picrel), probably got into crystal "healing", refused vaccines and other modern medicine, catches covid and dies
>>151931396you know that fat fuck got a heart attack doing nothing but writing limericks and eating shitty food all day
>>151928977receptionist at an oncology clinic tops.
>>151928977No, she would've been passed over for an Indian and become a Republican as a result.
>>151929255Why are they treating jenny like she's an adult when she's a teenager and chronologically is probably the youngest person of the characters mentioned
>>151929725Don't forget Spinelli became a world renowned professional punk rock musician and feminist icon before quitting and becoming a police officer to fight racial injustice from within the system.>>151931396That's not a real thing
>>151930950They couldn't have White Men in the cast. They turned Gus into a tranny, too to make it so only TJ was left and quite literally made him a cuckold as punishment.
>>151929725Recess going from schmaltzy but harmless 90s-diverse to the wokest cartoon of all time is too ironic to be made up.
>>151930222>Fans of the original show may be surprised to learn that our righteous leader TJ —who was an idealistic rebel when he was 9 — has turned into a disillusioned, selfish adult, who only cares about money and self-gratification. But TJ’s journey mirrors many of our adult fans” real lives and experiences,>[Mikey] dropped out of the celebrity rat-race, joined an ashram, and became a highly respected guru named “Yogi Mike.” After that, Mikey fell off the radar. Even 7MZ-Classical Edition couldn't find him. Sadly, when the guys finally do track down their old friend, they discover that Mikey caught a mysterious illness a couple of years back, and died amidst his adoring followers>But [Gus] knew something wasn’t right, that he wasn’t being true to his inner self. So Gus made a change. A big change. A change that blew the lid off the military. After transitioning, the person once known as Gus had become her true self: Lieutenant-Colonel Nikki Griswold. At first there was a movement to drum Nikki out of the army, but when Time and Newsweek both put her on their covers, Lieutenant Colonel Nikki Griswold became the face of the new army
>>151931576I am flabbergasted one of the guys that wrote this pitch bible also wrote for "Hey Arnold!".Hey Arnold could be subtle and nuanced. There were some fucking consistently interesting characters in that show. They had a fucking Vietnam episode.>The Madisons - Like their mean girl predecessors, the Ashleys, but now including boys and non-binary kids as well.This is as nuanced as a sand enema. The TJ stuff was written in a way that would piss off a lot of old fans, and the new stuff is so loaded with woke junk that it reaches the point of parody. The supergenius in charge of the STEM kids is a girl in a wheelchair.
>>151930222oh man le woke recess fuck it hurts. >TJ —who was an idealistic rebel when he was 9 — has turned into a disillusioned, selfish adult, who only cares about money and self-gratification. But TJ’s journey mirrors many of our adult fans” real lives and experiences,
