Reminder that Cortez did NOTHING wrong and El Dorado deserved to be colonized and Christianized. The behavior of Tzekel-Kan alone was sufficient grounds to put the boot to all that pagan devilry.
>>151931643All those guys are like the same guy
I will never believe any zoomer who claims to be a christfag. We know you're all a bunch of broccoli-headed gooners.
I am gods strongest soldier (17 year old gooner addicted to league and zyns)
>>151931643He shows up on the shore and the first thing he sees is a human skull. That's not a good first impression, no wonder he was so evil.
>>151931643El Dolard isn't/was never real.US education is pure shit.
>>151931643I have no strong feelings one way or the other
>>151931643Are we going to get Groypers trolls now?
>>151931643>CortezCortés >did NOTHING wrong he spent all his money and died of shitting himself, if that's not god's wrath visited on a sinner then there is no god, making everything he did wrong
>>151931643>we believe in our magic sky men that control everything>actually you should all be listening to *our* magic sky man because he's the real deal>nah we're good here, but thanks for the offer>ok then [*genocides you're entire civilization*]JUST LIKE JESUS TAUGHT US TO DO IT, RRRRRRIIIIIIGHHTTTTTT?!?!?!?!?!?
>>151931643Not getting a chocolate loli wife and just dying, yeah he did wrong.
>>151931643>El Dorado deserved to be colonized and Christianizedyou mean Salvation
>>151932608>Rips out child's heart to appease his snake god and make the crops grow
>>151932608imagine having a sky man so dogshit awful that everyone else would actively side with the basically-aliens to get rid of you
>>151931643The artist might be making a similar statement since typically evil minions of a villain are not large, ripped mega chads.
>>151932608The Spaniards were about a decade past finally throwing all the Muslims out and retaking their country after 800-ish years of foreign rule. They were fairly religion minded and not so tolerant of other beliefs at that point.
>>151932901If the hulking goons are shown getting defeated or humiliated by rogues, femme fatales, or children then it's more delicious.
>>151932327I was like 9 when the movie was out and it bother me because Cortez is from Mexico but El Dorado is from south America.
>>151932608https://youtu.be/TaHrFKBAhNg?feature=shared
>>151932608>JUST LIKE JESUS TAUGHT US TO DO IT, RRRRRRIIIIIIGHHTTTTTT?!?!?!?!?!?This is why Christians never existed in the first place.
>>151933251>when God sends His only Son down to Earth and those ungrateful ape fucks actually murder him so He has to come downstairs and personally lay down the law for things via a 40 year old caravan leader just chilling in a cave for reasons, and even then these little shits STILL fuck it all up, somehowYeah, I dont blame the Almighty for not popping down again for the last 1500ish years or so. We're assholes
>>151931643I've noticed a bigger uptick in Christian-Nationalist trolling since Americafest 2025.
>>151931643>did NOTHING wronghe was christian you retard worshipping a jew IS wrong
>>151931643Burger lefties cry about the Aztecs, not realizing that Cortez only won because every other tribe helped him to stop the Aztec's raids for sacrifices and general tyranny.
>>151931643He could colonize...
>>151932753That's what regular raids to kidnap your children and sacrifice them "so the sun may rise tomorrow" tends to get you. Enemies. I bet these retards that sided with the Spanish are turning in their graves though, because it's their descendants that today defend the natives that sacrificed the babies and vilify the Spanish.
>>151934387They all raided each other for sacrifice. They hated the Aztecs for trying to maximise it in order to weaken them for later conquest and tax.
