Why arent you Alastormaxxing?>sex icon with zoomer girls>mixed(therefore BBC)>effortlessly charismatic >nonchalant >powerful, literally oozing with Aura>knows piano(very talented)well?
>>151932478because hes built for BHC
I don't wanna be a jobber loser
>>151932478He's fucking dyel
That's just being Ted Bundy.
>spends an entire season going "oooohhhh when I get my shit together you'll all be sorry, just you wait!">jobs in every actual confrontation
>>151932797And it's extremely entertaining
>hazbin hotelThere are no words to convey effectively how fucking shit and artistically suicidal this show is.From the complete neglection of the premise, the absolute non-sense social dynamics, to how bad everything unfolds and goes nowhere. This show serves to testify that no matter how stupid and aborted your show is, what's important is to attravt gooner and autists with shitty jokes and questionable color palettes.
>>151933017Ok
>>151932716This. Sex isn't worth all the jobbing. You'll probably job so hard you'll get pegged by the girl and fucked by her bf anyway.>>151933017Based. And the worst thing is that it's such a smash success you just know someone is going to try to copy it.
>>151932944I'm convinced Vivzie literally forgot she already blew her wad on him saying the funny fuck word to Lucifer when writing this sceneand the fact he swears at all is so disapointing, its the moment I knew he would just be shit forever
>>151933089>And the worst thing is that it's such a smash success you just know someone is going to try to copy itWorse i feel because they already copied each other between steven universe and adventure time. But still Hazbin Hotel is EVEN WORSE it's the worst fanfiction i've ever seen, it doesn't even try to have a structure, people are only in that for the design and "edgyness" (although god forbid we end up being chuddy somehow).
>>151933111>its the moment I knew he would just be shit foreverFor me it was his immediate beef with Lucifer and his reaction to Husk's provocation, if he were based he would have sung his own version of Don't You Forget instead of losing his shit. Can't take this petty easily ragebaited bitch seriously, he has no class.It would be much more satisfying to wait until the very end for his breakdown, but they want everything right away.
>>151933205>Can't take this petty easily ragebaited bitch seriously, he has no class.This. And I hate that Vox became this as well and fell for Alistor's tricks of all peopleIt's very amusing that Hell only really 'wins' because despite their strongest guys all being room temp IQ tards that Vivzie has to write Heaven as being even more retarded and foolish.
>>151933372The Vox Populi scene was so offensive to the viewers' intelligence that it's almost impressive, there are so many ways it could have gone without resorting to absolute idiocy on everyone's part.Like, why not make them bring Pentious up when it was the most obvious thing to do? Vox still could have twisted it against Heaven by declaring that one redemption doesn't make up for the genocide, that the system itself is rotten and that is why they want to take over, or simply say it's fake news.Or since they brought Lute with them for some godforsaken reason, why not have her start a fight at the rally? Why is Sera the one going full retard and saying "HURR THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD BE GENOCIDED DURR".And yeah, Adam and Vox's defeats were so anticlimactic that I wonder why they even bothered hyping them up at all.During season 2 I genuinely felt gaslighted by the writing, "am I missing something or is this show fucking mocking me"?
>>151933205Tbf his deal with Rosie was a sore spot and having Husk as his pet cat means very little when he's also a pet. Just because he's chummy with Rosie doesn't mean he has to be chummy with Husk.Also, Husk would not sing a long.
>>151933017Hating things doesn't make for an interesting personality, anon.
>>151932478Too busy Adammaxxing.
Except women don't want to fuck him. They want to see him get fucked (By Vox)>>151934815Adam is literally me, except I'm not a rockstar and I'm just a rude slob.
>>151932478This man died a virgin.
The virgin Alastor:>owed his soul to Rosie from the second he arrived in Hell>needed to make deals to be powerful>doesn't believe in Charlie's dream, only helps her because he's ordered to>fights Adam purely out of ego, talks a lot of shit only to get his ass kicked in two blows and run away like a bitch>only Charlie gives a shit when he's presumed dead>survives, but is completely mindbroken by having his red deer ass handed to him>is literally a virgin>no hatThe Chad Pentious:>his soul belongs to no one but himself>didn't need to make deals with anyone>firmly believes in Charlie's dream, sincerely commits to redeeming himself>fights Adam to protect his friends, only needs to say one word to him, has to be vaporized in one hit because Adam recognizes him as a genuine threat, but goes down fighting to the bitter end>all of his friends are heartbroken when he's presumed dead>dies, but gets the last laugh from beyond the grave by becoming the first sinner to ascend>has a hot bouncy cyclops waiting to ride his two dicks the second they reunite>awesome hat
>>151932478>Take an ugly ass shark teeth cannibal serial killer tumblr sexyman mixed nigga product of the debauchery of gringos and gabachos as a role modelI'd rather be DOORMAXXING
>>151935155And yes, he's also a gringo but he hates the british which is something I respect as a Spaniard who hates what the britbongs did to us
>>151932478This show is highly satanic because it has DEMONS and HOMERSEXUAS
>>151932478>asexual cannibal who canonically smells horrible
>>151935234Yes, and it doesn't have God's presence in it, which makes, in H:TP you have homosexuals, but their sexuality is all their personality, also God exists in the setting of WOD, so 10/10 show
>>151935254I know Karl is a big bearded gay swedish man, but come on, this is funny, also it makes the H:TP setting way more hopeful for my taste, and he use the F-word way better
>>151935254is not all of their personality, WHOOPS
i like him for the butt and tail and ONLY for that
>>151934851God I fucking hate fujosI wish women wanted to fuck him instead, it would be tolerable
>>151935400I wish irl gays were the way fujos depict them instead of gross and hypersexual.
>>151936045Alastor is asexual, not gay.
>>151936078Not on my fics he ain't.
>>151935299>i like him for the butt and tail and ONLY for that>and tail>tail
>>151934851Vox is obviously the bottom though (and not because he is weaker either.)
>>151932478I genuinely don't understand how people can watch this show, be attracted to ANY of the characters, and not feel deeply ashamed (and gay)
>>151932478Because I see shit like this when I open deviantart
>>151939224God, I hate queers
Kanye would beat the creole off this twinky pie pussy.
>>151938356He's not the anything with Alastor unfortunately for him but he was definitely going to offer Alastor his hole the night he was rejected. That's why he has such a complex about topping later.
>>151933506There was no proof that Pentious had been redeemed
