Cake editionprevious cake >>151916926
PERFECT THREAD FOR THIS!
woah.
>>151935532>my ethnicity? obviously latino, daddy. you don't find an ass like this in europecorrect me if I'm wrong
>>151935532I did not learn spanish to read this shit
>>151935656well you should've
>>151935560whats his other arm doing? jacking off?
>>151935532i need a source on this picture, NOW
There's something admirable about what I'm witnessing here, like in the same way I imagine one would be inspired and awestruck by seeing a living saint or someone who has reached buddhahood, both radiating a certain holy grace. In a way, to see someone actually attracted to John mother(Roxy)fucking Egbert out of all people is not unlike meeting a man who can take not merely subsist on but outright take delight in exclusively eating plain white bread and drinking water, treating these as utmost delicacies every single time despite however painfully bland and simple they might be. It's the kind of a person that has shed nearly all human desires aside from physiological imperatives, asking for nothing and being just happy to keep on living.
>>151935748So you're saying it's the white man's choice?
>>151935748
Who is the sluttiest troll and why
>>151935748I kinda disregarded the post as soon as you compared him to plain white bread
>>151935829you posted him, Gamzee would stick it in pretty much anyone and anything. Everyone says dont stick it in crazy, but what if crazy sticks it in you?
>>151935560
>>151935795ponder the aroma
>>151935831brother he's literally a fucking isekai protagonist, he even has a harem of otherworldly sluts
>>151935894Cope and seethe.
>>151935735ask >>151934548
>>151935869
>>151935735https://mspfa.com/?s=59808&p=1
>>151935748turn your caps lock back on karkat
>>151935894you just sound like someone who glazed over all of his dialogue to come to that conclusion
>>151936058oh I am going to glaze John Egbert alright
>>151935748Good post
>>151936075roxy.....
>>151936075Vriska...
>>151936075[any homestuck character here]
>>151936075Terezi...
>>151935643yuh
>>151936075bro strider...
>>151935532you homesick guys are fucking wierd
>>151936338We are still leagues better than loud house, adventure time and the gravity falls fags on this board
>>151936075Jade...
now everytime this gets bumped i will have fucking john egbert's big dumptruck jumpscaring me. a reminder of something i will never have....
I'm going to be honest I only know Homestuck from the falling down the stairs thing and this transformation comic.
>>151936420The sauce man, I need it
3 of them
>>151936504The artist is in the lower left, dingus, but here: https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=6634870&tags=homestuck+limebeatzafterdark+
>>151936557yeah I looked for it but couldnt find anything, seems their twitter got deleted
windicuffs my beloved....
What is it about John that you can ship him with 90% of the cast and you could see it working out? How did Hussie manage to write such a shippable character?
>>151936658hmmm well maybe its because he has so many facets to his personality that with basically any character he shares at least one trait with them and even if he doesnt the chances are he balances/contrasts their personality pretty well anyway
>>151936658John is generally agreeable, and seeing Vriska's quirk rub on him can be applied to whoever you want, take >>151936636 for example, you could have John using expressions from forever ago without outright talking like Jake. He's also generally friendly with others, even with Meenah after she forked him.
>>151936401>a reminder of something i will never have....There's absolutely nothing stopping you from doing some exercises and getting one you bitch-ass passive class player
Wh-where's the whiteboard?!
>>151936658he is easy going, dumb in a funny endearing way and also has moments of throwing hands and being chaotic free spirited. He is also has a nice cute voice in my head (Thanks to VoxDubs), he just screams adorable.He is like Karkat in the other side of the spectrum and human when is about being irresistable.
>>151936531Imagine if these three and also Beforan Sollux all had to interact with each other.
>>151935532latinos don't have cake.
>>151936636windicufss...DRUGGING EDITION??? :0
>>151936689god damn. I already have a quite of big dump truck (much to my annoyiance). I was talking about plaping SOMEONE ELSE big fat dumptrucks. but okay then
>>151936715*slaps your thicc ass*
>>151936713post more of this artist. the style is nice
>>151936658He's the Heir of Breath, it kinda comes with the territory.
>>151936713>Jake>drugging anyone?
swiss <3< AA...
>>151936713>>151936734Cadeblu I think, they draw a really molestable looking John, I had one with older sister Jade groping him but cant find it
>>151936761cadetblue* fuckalso they have some "interesting" fetishes just so you know
>>151936761you can find a lot of their art archived on twitter at @CadetBluArchive if you havent looked there already>>151936734i would if half of it wasnt nsfw T_T take this dirkjohn as consolation
Minor lover arc of this general has been going on for 3 days now
>>151936761>>151936808>find their bluesky>picrelgyatt damn
>>151936872that tier list is the single most relatable and real thing ive ever seen
>>151936845We love Bro, Doc Scratch, Aranea and Meenah here.
>>151936713>>151936761>>151936808holy BASED artist
>>151936872>that tierlistI kneel.....
>>151936872I just fucking know whoever made this is female.
Usually think artists can go nuts with whatever they want, but something about John basically becoming the artist's chewtoy for all of their grooming fetishizes feels weird. Prob doesn't help he's my favorite beta kid
>>151935532why are latinos so gay?
>>151936929cute john
You know what....maybe getting into a relationship with a HS fangirl might be a bad idea, what unhinged shit would she be into.
>>151935829>>151935843Does the rage aspect just make you a horny fiend?
>>151937198rage and void yes
>>151936338WELCOME TO HELL
>>151936872Most prudent homestuck fan
>>151936726uhhh 9_9 for free?you need to at least take me to dinner anon.
>>151937109where is that tail coming from?
>>151937015>john being a chetow for grooming fetishizesits because johns rapeable. in fact, the most rapeable out of all the beta kids
>>151937304Butt plugTerezi is the sluttiest troll
>>151937329>in fact, the most rapeable out of all the beta kidsMore than Dave?
>>151937379hmmm...the only reason he beats dave is because hed probably cry more. but other than that its a close tie
>>151937349holy SOURCE NOW
>>151937379Dave's too used to it
>>151937404>>151937329If we're talking about pre-game john, he would be very much likely to not know how to approach a rapist, especially if it was a sibling of his. But post-game, he can easily turn into air to avoid getting molested. So truly, it depends on if we talking about late game or early game john.
>>151937349You just know she gives psyche-destroying head
>>151937329TRVKE>>151937379Dave's too broken in and busted, he wouldn't react like John. Just imagine the crying and whining and then the inevitable moment of acceptance when all life leaves him and his whimsy dies forever.
>>151937239that just sounds like we're based as hell
>>151937445nauticallyincriminative
>>151937521I mean everyone that godtiers can use their powers to giga-rape you, John could pull the air out of your lungs, Jade can grope you wirelessly, Rose can mind-rape you, Dave literally freezes time. It's hard to rape a godtier if youre not one yourself.
>>151937555on this topic, id also argue that johns dad is a better rapist than daves bro. bro doesnt care about ;eading dave into a false sense of security or even waiting for the right moment to rape him for the first time. it wouldn't surprise me if bros been raping dave since birth, which while hot in its own regard, isnt the optimal approach. johns DAD however strikes me as the type of guy who'd just slowly groom john for years (until he's about 8 or 9) before fully raping him for the first time. if we're being generous id even wager he could wait longer to keep grooming him until hes 16! johns dad is in it for the love of the game. a true professional rapist
>>151936075Hearts Boxcars…
>>151937603thanks my nigga
ATTENTION ALL HOMESTUCKSMY MOIRAIL IS A RAINBOW DRINKER HAS UPDATED!!!!!!!https://mspfa.com/?s=59808&p=137that is all
>>151937479>>151937555>im-fucking-plyingIt's like you people forget Knights are active equivalent of Pages. If you really get past their defenses, their tears will NEVER stop flowing, you people are just amateurs.
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>>151936075Karkat...
Jadebloods. Owe. Me. Sex.
>>151937806it's gonna be a whole canvas of rape
>>151937920hey wtf did you 6et that shit early
>>151937920Poopoo
I'M HAVING A BABY AND THE BABY IS YOU
Bard of HopeHeir of LifePage of HeartMage of BloodKnight of RageRogue of BreathPrince of Hoperate this line up
>>151938416>No time player>No space player
>>151938449damn... looks like our Hope of succeeding has been passively/actively destroyed huh
>>151937349>>151935735>blue board>posting goonershitStupid fucking website man I just want to talk about Homestuck
>>151938633what is there to talk a8out except cute jade8loods who need my penis? TELL ME anon
>>151938416>rapist>the boss' son>the raped>professional chud>angy missile>Mr.sex>eridanDoomed. The troll session had a better lineup. The lack of any real knowledge class is going to make the group unprepared. The social drama would be legendary. The session lacks a competent leader to unite it. The group has power, but lacks the stability to productively aim that power.
>>151936845and with (you)r help, we can keep it going even longer!
>>151938674>The lack of any real knowledge classMage?
>>151936808hell yea
>>151938662Feferi better btw
>>151938832me when i tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothin6 8ut the truth
>>151938416>Eridan, Cronus, Rufioh, Page of Heart, Knight of RageThis is just a massive gay rape orgy, my heartfelt condolences to the Mage of Blood who is in an unimaginably deep shit.Also the Heir of Life should fuck all of that and focus on gardening on his planet for the rest of eternity.
>>151938775Blood turned a seer into a useless yapper. Mage is an autism class which means your going to get relationship info on an inept frame
>>151935532
>>151939502
>>151939424The Eridan Thussy is CANON
>>151939424The best Eridan is the one riding on a seahorse battleship who has killed 1 million copies of his friends. Good luck with this version though
>>151939516
>>151939526Actually, Eridan was going to be a prisoner with Karkat.
>>151939560Makes sense, he’s so weak without all those murders
>>151939560>worse than killing himWhat the fuck was Eridan going to be? A child molester?
>>151939573But would be kind of interesting that Feferi would keep him alive. She preaches on helping the ill, but doesn't do anything to him and just keeps Eridan in solitary confinement.
>>151938674>>151938775The mage would be the only one binding the group together socially but yeah the gup has no brains and is very much "Do things and hope it goes well.".
>hating on EridanIs there a more obvious sign of someone having irredeemably shit taste? Liking Davepeta?
Would you prefer Beforus Karkat Che Guevara like Beyond Canon? Or youth pastor Karkat?
>>151939643
>hitting on EridanIs there a more obvious sign of someone having absolutely great taste? Liking Daverezi?
>>151939643Anything would be better than what we've gotten>uhh he hid his mutant blood and faked being a limeblood because...?It was fucking Beforus, it's not like he would be killed on spot the moment it was discovered or anything
>>151939664im F5ing waiting for you downfall
>>151935532John is fake and cucked, you all glaze him because "white" but he would be laughed at by every european hero in history. He is nothing more than a slut, that you call a hero, because all of you are whores too.You are all whores, and you don't know any true european value. You're dead, spiritually dead. And morally bankrupt. And nothing will be left of you when your sexual delusions come to an end.
>tfw no yeehaw troll
>>151939714>He is nothing more than a slutThat's Jake tho
>>151939721>tavros maybe?God that would such a nice improvement over generic shit we've gotten
>>151930846fun request, I should draw this pose more often. it's one I always think of when I think about kanaya for some reason.
>>151939643gamagoori equius is genius
>>151939845Too bad we got Troll Christian Grey from Fifty Shades of Grey instead.
>>151939845They just go together perfectly as muscleman enthusiasts can see
>>151939797she looks really pretty here
Alternate Beforus Aradia designs
>>151939994these are wayyyyy better holywe got robbed.
>>151935532is this better or worse than trans john?
When your Daughter wife is slightly special but that only makes her more appealing...
>>151940174Better
>>151940247i take it, its still john after all
>>151937628>johns DAD however strikes me as the type of guy who'd just slowly groom john for years (until he's about 8 or 9) before fully raping him for the first timegoing to need some proof like art of a fic here
>>151935735DAAAAAMN
>>151940657Salad. Now.
>>151940657is this a porn comic?
>>151940716It's not the first Homesmut fanventure and it won't be the last. Unless FRAF starts banning them on MSPFA.
>>151935735>>151935963>>151940748why would they?
VRISKA ALWAYS NUMBER ONE YEAAAAAAAAH
>>151940853>some people dont like jackWhy
>>151940748speaking about that, does anyone remenber that one that straight up had one showing one of the girls in panties? I think there one blond guy that wore 3d glasses and he had younger sister and there was red headed guy, it was probably the most anime mspfa i had seen, i can't even remenber the name anymore.
>>151937109the same shit that most other fangirls are into
I have an idea. A high blood that uses power scaling for their quadrant making.
>>151937109>what unhinged shit would she be intofreaky caliginous cosplay sex involving nipping and clawing
>>151937109Cuckolding
Writing or modding Stardew Valley to have trolls decisions decisions
Aku as the Lord of Time and Vegeta as the Prince of Rage.Classpects that can't fit: HIM as the Lord of Rage and Stan Smith as the Prince of Blood.I saw classpects in the last thread for Murder Drones and other series but I haven't watched any of them so they didn't make the list, sorry.
Sylph of Rape = U6ly 8astard 8rat CorrectorSylph of Rizz = Helpful him8o
>>151941194>adding akubased, but now you have to add samurai jack too. maybe he's a knight of breath with how he goes place to place liberating people?
>>151941351Prince of timeLiterally a princeWants to destroy time travelStraight up obliterates everyone he ever meets in the ending
Wish that was me.
>>151941278Sylph of Rape provides a valuable service and probably is good in Sburb too
>>151937920Is that cock I see?
>>151941477yes, she's a professional trans6irl so it cums with the territory
